"Experiment...?" Xigbar thought hard. "Uh... Nah dude, I dun think so... I mean... I don't remember anything... I mean... Uh..." He struck a thoughtful pose. "The last thing I remember was that me an' Luxxy went to the bar one day, and got drunk and... then... We're kids... Yup."
Thanx. =D I try. ^-^
He just might. D= He just might... XD *is seriously thinking about doin' another one of these*
(( I'll be a little busy for a while with a whole buncha projects and studying and crap, so if i don't come back for a while, srry. X.x; It's kinda hard to make intellegent posts when yer brain's bout near fried... :sweatrop: --EDIT-- o.o; Sorry - didn't mean to make it look like I didn't care! D= I'll post now... It'll make me feel better... TT^TT ))
Warning: Crack. Boredom does things to people. =.=; Sorry for the profanity wherever it lies. Whe I originally made this, it was for a site without bleep-age. XD 2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Introduce yourselves. Xemnas: Hello, mortals. It is I, Xemnas, Number I of the Organization you are all so fond of, and the Superior of all Nobodies. I like nothing and hearts. Why don’t you give me yours – you obviously don’t need it. =D Xigbar: Sup, dudes – ‘tis me, Teh Xigster! ;D I like fast-food (the greasier the better! ;D), shooting things, pissin off Saix, hangin’ out with my buds, datin’ chicks, and getting drunk. ‘Specially that last one. Xaldin: … Hello, I’m Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer. I like… Uh… Cooking, doing hair, and stabbing things. And dancing. I hate doing dishes. Period. Make me clean, and YOU’RE the one getting’ stabbed. Vexen: I have research. >.> Lexaeus: Oh boy, here we go… Okay, uh, hey I’m Lexaeus, Number V of the Organization. I like reading manga, working out, and, uh…Um… hanging out with my two “friends” Zexion and Vexen… Alright, so we’re done now, right? Zexion: I’m not emo. That is all. Axel: YO! It’s me, Axel! I like to think I’m the most popular member of this joint. =3 I like cooking, fire, shiny things, and hangin’ with my two best buds Demyx and Roxas. I’m also a bit of a lady’s man. ;D It’s just a matter of time before Larxene falls prey to my natural charm… ;D I like a challenge. >3 Saix: … The dumbass author skipped me… >.> Anyways, I’m Saix. I like doing things for the Superior, and staring at the moon. Do not ask me why. I will go Berserk on your ***. Demyx: HEY, THAR! =D I’m Demyx! I like, um… Music, and swimming, and my sitar, and my friends Roxas, Axel, and Xigbar, and Atlantica – I hate the Underworld, BTW – but I also like cheese, and puppies, and… Holy crap… did I really just say all that? D= Luxord: Yes, Demyx… Yes, you did. and you screamed it ALL right into my ear, too. >.<; Anyways, I’m Luxord. You may know me as the Gambler of Fate. I like munny, and playing cards. That’s it. ………*blush* Marluxia: I LIKE FLOWERZ! =D And pink! ^_____^ And for some odd reason, I happen to be a little obsessed with ruling the world… IDK why. XD Larxene: Marly, shut up. I’m the one to be ruling the world. Anyways, I’m Larxene a.k.a. the only girl in the Organization XIII. Contrary to popular belief, I’m quite easy to get along with, as long as you don’t get on my bad side and make me have to kick your *** all up and down the street. ^-^ I like training, mauling stupid people, torturing stupid people, castrating stupid people and thunderstorms. Bwah hahahahahahaaa…!~ Roxas: I hate being called short… =.=; Just throwin’ that out there. Cool! So, are you a handsome devil/she-devil? Xemnas: Yes, I’d think so. Xigbar: Sho’ nuff. =3 Xaldin: Yes. No matter WHAT those crazy, bishie-loving fangirls say. I’M SEXY IN MY OWN WAY, DEMMIT! D< Vexen: Don’t know, don’t care. Lexaeus: … No… ;~; Zexion: Meh. *shrugs* Saix: >.> Axel: Totally... HOT!!! *makes hissing sound* Tsssssssss...!~ ;D Demyx: HANDSOME?! You really think so?! =’D Luxord: Obviously, not handsome enough… ;~; *curls up into emo corner* Marluxia: Hellz yeah. =3 Larxene: I guess… Hard to believe I’m not when Axel keeps hounding me like this… >.> Roxas: Sure – why not? Makes me look good, I guess. ^^; What's your sexuality? Xemnas: *cough* Uh… Next question, please? >.>;;; Xigbar: … *whistles~* Xaldin: Awkward question. Bi, with a female preference. Vexen: Like I really care. I have no need for things as foolish as LOVE. >.> Lexaeus: … *gives you THAT look* Zexion: What’s it matter to you? >.> Saix: … *goes Berserk, and mauls the living **** out of you* Axel: Bi with a female preference. So how ‘bout it, Larxe—*punch’t* Demyx: Straight! ^-^ Luxord: Uh… *coughgaycoughcough* Marluxia: Honey, with me, ya never know. ;D Larxene: Straight, though I’m NOT interested in jerkwad, pretty-boys like AXEL. >.> Roxas: Uh… Straight. ... Yes. Okay. What do people think of you? Xemnas: I think that the only one of my subordinates who really pays any attention to my eloquent, if a bit long winded, speeches would be Saix. The rest are particularly rude, insensitive, and callous! Especially when— Xigbar: I like to think that I’m a popular guy around here. ^-^ Maybe not as famous as, say, Axel, but definitely up there, ya know? =D Xaldin: Who cares? Vexen: Ditto. Lexaeus: They see me as the quite big brother that’s always around. I think. I hope. Zexion: They think I’m emo. And it pisses me off. >.> Saix: They think I’m a short-fused psychopath that would rip them to shreds at any given second. Which, granted, I am… Axel: Chicks dig me. Period. Demyx: They see me as a hyper A.D.H.D. sufferer who likes water and music… But I can be deep when I wanna! D= Honest! Luxord: I can tell they don’t think much… Marluxia: I can’t seem to understand why, just because I like PINK and FLOWERS, everyone thinks I’m gay! I mean, really, people, that’s TOTALLY stereotyping the gay community! HEY! In Japan, pink is a macho color, and so are Sakura petals! So technicly I'm the most manly of the group! But is there EVER anyone going around sayin’, “OMG – MARLY IS SO FRICKIN’ MANLY AND MACHO AND AWESOME AND BLAHBLAHBLAH”?! NO!!! D< Larxene: They think that I’m nothing but a cruel *****. Shame on you guys! shame on you all! D=< Roxas: … Iunno. I’m cool, I guess? What physical attribute of yours do you like the most? Xemnas: I take great pride in my remarkable tan. =3 Xigbar: Good question. Uh… My smile. :D Xaldin: Ain’t it obvious? O.o; My HAIR. XD *flips* I also take great pride in my sideburns. =3 Vexen: My age. Unlike SOME people, I embrace the fact that I’m over 35. >.> Lexaeus: My muscles… Zexion: My eyes. Saix: No one really looks at me, anyway… *broods* Axel: My hair. Which is better than Xaldin’s. >.> Demyx: My vooooice…!~ Luxord: Hmmm… I rather like my goatee and my multiple piercings. Marluxia: MY HAIR! =D Larxene: My hair. Wow… Is there an echo in here? Fine. Then I’ll just put something cheesy like “the fact I’m the only one with boobs” or something. >.> Roxas: I can name one thing I DON’T like. My SIZE! Virgin? (HEY! I'M not the ones who came up with the questions, m'kay? XD; ) Xemnas: … *quiet for the first time in months* Xigbar: Diggin’ down really deep, aren’t we…? ^-^; *avoids eyes* Xaldin: Nope. Vexen: <<>> Meh… No use denying it. (BWAH HAHAHAAHAAA!!! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE BIG, FAT 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!! XDDDDD *frozen solid*) Lexaeus: … No comment. Zexion: May I plead the 5th? Saix: … Well, if you HAVE to know, I’m not. >.> Axel: … *rubs arm awkwardly* Well… No, I’m not… definitely not… Demyx: Yes. Luxord: I’m, uh… waiting for the, uh, right person… =D; Marluxia: … No… No, I’m not… Larxene: *growls* Mind ya own damned business! D< Roxas: Yeah… *rubs head awkwardly* Is the glass half full or half empty? Xemnas: It’s nothing. NOTHING! NOTHINGNESS IS ETERNAL! Therefore... The cup must be ETERNAL!!!!!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Xigbar: Half full, dude. Xaldin: Half empty. Vexen: Half empty. Lexaeus: Half full. Zexion: It has absolutely nothing to do with life. STFU. Saix: Half empty. Axel: GWAAAAAHHHH!!!! WATER! D= *curls up in fetal position* So cold... So wet... Make the bad stuff go away...! ;~; Demyx: YAAAAY! WATER! =D *throws a party* Luxord: It’s, uh…*looks to see what Xigbar put* Half full, most def. ^-^ Marluxia: Half full. Larxene: I hate water. Can’t it be a glass full of hot sauce or something? Roxas: Half empty. Do you have a secret crush? Xemnas: Not that I know of... Wait - would Kindom Hearts count? Xigbar: Say what? O.o; Xaldin: I wouldn't tell you even if I did. >.> Vexen: .............. Research. Lexaeus: Uh... No. Zexion: *blushes* Well... I happen to have a magazine full of them... If you get my drift. *sly smile* Saix: *growls* ........... (Berserkmode activated in 5.... 4.... 3...) Axel: If you haven't figured it out by now, you're even stupider than that kid Sor-- Demyx: Uh... I... used to, but... Luxord: ....... Uh... Ehhehhehheh--- CRUSH?! What crush?! I don't have a crush, I-I mean... What is this... "CRUSH" you speak of, cuz, really, I-I've never-- SHUT UP! I don't HAVE one, okay?! STOP PRESSURING ME!!!!! D< *mauls* Marluxia: Honey, the only person I'm in love with is myself. Hellz yeah. ;D Larxene: Yes, but I'm not telling YOU who it is. >.> Roxas: Well... This is this ONE girl... *blush* I've had enough now... Any last words? Demyx: ROCK LOB-STAH! XD Saix: Demyx, SHUT THE HELL UP! D< Roxas: Don’t you talk to my friend that way! Zexion: I wanna go home… *leaves* Saix: WHAT WAS THAT, SHORTY?! D< Roxas: ;~; STOP CALLIN’ ME SHORT!!! D‘X *curls up into fetal position* Lexaeus: Increase the peace with hot butter grease. Xemnas: Precisely, Number V. Let us be intelligent, my beloved minions, and reconcile our perceptible differences aside, and compensate a solution for success. Axel: ……… *brain blows a fuse* Saix: … Agreed, Superior. *puts away claymore* Marluxia: *coughcoughsuckupcough* Saix: *draws claymore again* I HEARD THAT! D< Marluxia: You wanna piece of me? BETCH?! Saix: Bring it on, Pinky, BRING IT ON!!! Demyx: No, peoples… Let’s be smart, and bring it OFF. Larxene: … *shoots him with a gi-normous bolt of lightning* Get off the stage, loozer. >.> Demyx: WAAAAH! The mean lady shockeded me! ;~; Xiggy, beat her up for me, please…? ;~; Xigbar: Whoa – hey. Don’t you bring ME into this… O.o; Luxord: YEAH! He’s got BETTER things to do. Like… Me giving him an almost-naked-but-infuriatingly-covered-up-with-a-towel-on-the-crown-jewels massage? =D; Xigbar: … Sure, why not? *shrugs* Luxord: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! XDDDDDDD *STEALS* Larxene: … *summons kunai* You were sayin’, Waterboy…? =3 Roxas: *jumps out of fetal position* Hey, you leave him alone! Xaldin: THIS is gonna be good. *grabs popcorn* Vexen: Is this even worth the watch? =.=; Lexaeus: Nope. *they both leave* Marluxia: … So… Ninja fight to the death, anyone? Saix: HELLZ YEAH! Roxas: HELLZ YEAH! Lexaeus: HELLZ YEAH! Xemnas: Okay. Axel: HELLZ YEAH! Larxene: HELLZ YEAH! Xaldin: HELLZ YEAH! Demyx: No thanks – but I’ll watch. ^-^ *watch as they start turning each other into living confetti* Well, th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks! And remember! ;D Show class, not your— Axel: ASSAULT!!!! DX *grlyscrm0rz* Larxene: *EBIL CACKLEZ* >D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xemnas had a moment, Xigbar's about to get raep't, ( XD ) Xaldin's currently got Roxas in a choke hold, Vexen is boring, Lex-man is whacking Xemnas on the back with his tomahawk, Zexion is ALSO boring, Saix is a suck-up, Axel had a bad flashback from his initiation days, Demyx is both straight, AND a virgin (for you ladiez... ;D), Luord's about to get lucky ;D, Marluxia's sexuality is STILL unknown, Larxene isn't interested, Roxas spazzes whever someone calls him short... AND THE CUP IS ETERNAL! >DDDDD ........... Don't I have something to be doing right now...? D= Lord of the Wings, ~Leah.
Kay. Wise choise. ^-^;
^-^ *hugglez* Anythin' for you, Treah... ^-^
(( Huh... I kinda wanted to cntinue in this RP... Is that okay with everyone? If you want, I guess I could start over again... But I really don't want to... TT^TT And yes. As for the plot thing, go one like you normally would, I guess... =3; :sweatdrop: Jeez, this is hard... Adam, where are you?! D= )) Xigbar's eyes slowly flickered open. He yawned, stretched, and rolled over a little. "Ughnnn... 6... A...M... You've gotta be kiddin' me...!" he groaned, slamming his pillow over his head. "Being a little kid sucks... Oh well... 'least I ain't wettin' my bed or nothin'..." he grumbled, sliding out of bed. He opened one of his drawers, carefully, and grudgingly put on another of his too-big tye-dye t-shirts. "I've really gotta go shopping again, soon..." he grumbled. As he started to head out, he couldn't help but look at his new self in the mirror. The boy basically looked like a plushy version of his older self... Except one detail. He was completely perfect. His hair was completely jet black, not a gray strand in it. The scar was also gone. And because of the recent changes, the eye patch was a little too big, and was around his neck, revieling two, large, perfectly working yellow eyes. Also, his hair was the same length when he was a grown man, but now it almost seemed to touch the ground. "Man... I hope I grow up soon..." he sighed, sadly. He left his room, softly shutting the door behind him Now let's see if we've got any of that icecream left... I've got a sudden craving for sweets. Teehee...!~
You don't need a sample of RPing since you've already posted one. I know she's been away for a while, but she told us she was going somewhere for a while and wouldn't be able to come back for a while. But, just to be sure I don't get rid of such a great member for no reason, I'vjust decided I would send her an e-mail asking her where she was and if she'd be able to come back. If she doesn't reply by Monday, I guess I will have to take her off the team, but i really don't want to yet... And, sure. I guess you could be Roxas since you said that's who you wanted first. XD OH! And it's eeeearly in the morning. Like... 6 a.m. or somethng. XD You wanna post, or are you gonna wait til this whole Roxas\Marluxia thing is straightened out? O.o;
It's at the end of the beggining of the post... O.o; You read the whole thing, right? O.o;
SO START POSTIN' BISH! XDDDDD
Meh, sorry, you're not exactly what I'm looking for. ^-^; But try again some other time. =3 Sure - you're in. =3 O.o; I'm the one who decides who gets to be who, okay? Cool it - anyone can try out to be Marly, man! D= Don't fight about it... Captain Kuchiki: Wow... He's your favorite character... @-@; In my... whole year of knowing Organization XIII, yo're the 3rd person I've heard say that. XD Congrats! You win! I'll be watchin' you closely, cuz in my fanfics, I tend to have trouble mixing him in with the other, more popular members. =3
(( Well, yeah, I figured as much, but some of them like Vexen and the kids, we at least have to tell them how they've changed, right? Speaking of Vexen, can we make her go to her room real quick? Before someone joins as her and we have two girl Vexens at two different places? XD --EDIT-- Whatever. I'm editting my last post to make it so. ;D DUN KILL ME! D= *smiteded by teh aweshum rulez of teh GLORY* X.x; ))
Wow! Already a Lex-man?! XD; Well... Alright - since you're probably the only person who would ask for him, I guess I could cut you a LITTLE slack, but ya need to complete the orginal template, okay? You still haven't shown me a sample of your RPing...~
Please try to read the rules.
Was machts du heute denn? =3
who is leaving the sight, and our beloved RP... ;~; Treah, mah homez, I will miss you like the sun misses the dawn! You were a spectacular Vexen, an awesome RPer, and a great friend. I'm just sorry life came between us like this... We might find another Vexen to fill the gap, we might not. But just know your legacy will never be replaced. Sorry the speech was so long - here's the picture now. (On dA cuz I'm too lazy to mess with Photobucket right now.) And, yeah, I know the eyes are kinda lopsided - I was drawing the left one with my head tilted to the side for some reason, then, as soon as I saw the mistake, didn't feel like erasing it. XD; Hope ya like it anyways! =D *hugs* Lord of the Rings, ~Leah
Hmmm.... We'll figure out something once all of the other members are gone, m'kay? =3 Lolz - yup. XD Hai thar! =D
(( You got it. And, in the mean time, I'll be working on a new way to recruite new members - not just from this site, but another one as well. Not telling if it'll work, but at this point, I'm willing to try anything. For now, I'll post just to get this thing cranked up again... )) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Saix sighed, and cracked his back, standing up-right for the first time in a while. Goodness - for such a small man, he weighs a ton... he huffed. Either that, or I'm terribly out of shape... No matter. A Berserker shuffled up to him, and stood still, waiting for his master's command. Saix nodded at Hatter lying behind the thick, iron bars. "Keep an eye on him. I'm going back to see the Superior." It nodded, and went to take watch as Saix commanded. Saix strode out of the dungeon, planing his next move. "Yes..." he whispered to no one in particular. "I'll do it. I'll tell him..." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Saix portalled onto the platform where Vexen and Xemnas were speaking, glancing around nervously. "Uh... I'm sorry I came without permission, Superior - I wanted to talk, and you weren't in your roo--" He glancing at Vexen, and cursed mentally. "I'm sorry - am I intruding?" he asked quickly after. Vexen's eyes flickered over to Saix, quickly, then back to the Superior. She stood up, smoothing out her robe. "No, that's quite alright, Saix... I was just about to leave..." she murmured, avoiding her leader's eyes. "W-Well, if you were in the middle of something, I could just--" Vexen portalled off to her room without a word. "Uh... Okay..." Saix walked over to Xemnas, an eyebrow arched. "What... was that all about...?" he asked. ((--EDIT-- HOLY CRAP, IT'S WORKING! XD We've already got at least 3 more members already, and lots more linin' up! =D ))
I sed whut whut? In the butt. XD
