(( How come it is that everytime I look away, the RP suddenly jumps up 50 more posts? XDDD )) "Didn't have to slap me..." Xigbar grumbled, rubbing his sore cheek as he glared at Luxord. But whatever... I guess the 5K is woth it... "Any idea where the big Pot-Head is?" Xigbar asked, allowing himself to be dragged away. "Didn't see him in the gardens..."
Can't wait until the next chapter! *bounces up and down excitedly* OMG - this is exactly like a soap-oprah! X'D *has become quite the drama whore lately* KEEP IT UP! :noworries:
Oh yeah... I KNOW that feeling... ._.; Don't worry - it's okay. XD Sory I was no help to you getting this ready... ;~;
"I can't help it... I'mma dirty... dirty boy..." Xigbar laughed. He rummaged in some random pockets for munny. "I gotta say, though... This is pretty cool being this young again. The only downside is that we can't buy rum no more." He gasped. "Aw, MAN!!! I forgot all about the rum!" He threw his body on the floor again, bawling uncontrolably. "RUM, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEE?!?!?!?!" he wailed.
(( Only when you're premium. =3 Like me. *beam* Wanna be pretty in pink? Post in other forums that up your post count. Get 1,000, and you can change it to whatever you want. XD )) Xigbar dug around in some drawers, but with no luck. "Got any idea where you might've put it?" he asked. "This room is a pigsty, by the way," he laughed.
Quoterz Queen. XD
Jolly Rancher. =O
<<>> Da LID. OMFG - yes. XD *dances*
*looks down* ............. Muffin v.v
Rubber-Band Man
Am I the only one that thinks "Crash Team Racing" everytime I see "CTR"? XD; *cheeze't* --EDIT-- OMG - hax. X'D *turkey't*
Xigbar's eyes went wide. "M-Monster...?" He gulped. "Ya know, now that you mention it, I don't... Mr. Freeze IS kinda creepy, eh?"
"Comin'!" Xilord said, skipping past Luxord. "WEEEEEE! Hey, this is fn!" he giggled. He stopped suddenly. Wait... What am I DOING?! he thought. I'mma MAN, demmit! Men do not SKIP like little sissy girls! They WAKL! Like THIS! In a sudden change of style, he started doin a wanna-be-gangsta strut, ya know? He wux all dat wiv a side of bacon, skrait up - ya feelin me, Homie-Diggity-Doggy-Dog? Hellz yeah. "Yo - you comin' Lux?" da lil' gangsta yelled in as deep a voice he could manage.
"Well then what're we waitin' for?" Xigbar giggled. "Let's go to your room! And maybe get me some new underwear while we're at it!" He stared at Luxord gravely. "Here's a piece of advice, Lux. Don't have any accidents. You'll regret it for the rest of the day."
(( Oh - sorry - my fault. XD; *forgot to send you that PM* )) Xigbar sighed, rubbing his head. "Well... In any case, I need a new pair of pants..." he grumbled. "I think we BOTH could use some... Uh... smaller clothes..." Suddenly, he jumped up, grinning. "Hey, I know! Let's go shopping!!! We could go t the Hallow Bastion Wal-Mart, and buy ourselves some new things! Do ya got any munny on ya?"
Xigbar felt like he could NEVER stop screaming. I mean, his butt was so sore, and he STILL didn't have his icecream, and his head, and - oh man. He was really starting to smell rank, too. After a while though, he was able to calm down, and his glass-shattering scream was reduced to nothing but a few snivvling whimpers. He looked up at Luxord. "Th-thanks, man..." he sniffed, wiping his eyes. "Sorry I kinda lost it back there..."
Xigbar gave two small whimpers, sucked in another deep breath, and let it all out in a scream that seemed to freakin' peel the pain off the walls. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" He sucked in another breath. "AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
Xigbar whimpered at the sight of Xaldin's lances, quieting instantly. He took a moment to stare at the sharp, pointed tips, and did something he'd never thought he would. EVER. To put it kindly... He, uh... Relieved himself in his pants. Really soaked 'em, too. He dropped to the ground with a small WHUMPF!, and did a backwards summer-sault. For a while, it was quiet... But, then he started sucking in a huge breath and....
Xigbar glared into Lexaeus's eyes, pouting. "It's ME, ya numbnut! Doncha recognize me?!" Xigbar blinked as Xaldin walked into the room. "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP!!!!" the man roared. "No, YOU shut up!!!" Xigbar screamed back, wailing again. "YOU ALL SHUT UP, AND GET ME MY FREAKIN' ICECREAM, GOD DURN IT!!!!!"
"GIMME ICECREAM!!!!" Xigbar screeched (SP?) at Lexaeus. "NOW! As your Superior, I am DEMANDING you give me what I want, and I want ICE CREAM!!!! ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!" He hacked another of Luxord's tactics, and began screaming at a painful octive.
