Chibi Angel Xehanort flew back to Namine with a japanese fan. "I'm guessing this is an on-going ailment. If only I could cure her of it but it seems I can only make it worse by doing random things to people." He jerked his thumb in Marluxia's direction then pointed at Xemnas. "They are a perfect example." He continued to fan her. Xaldin snatched up Chibi Devil X.H. and shoved him down Xemnas' throat. "I think things were better when he wasn't around." He said, duct taping Xemnas' stomach. Xemnas broke through the duct tape with his aerial blades and glared at Xaldin. He threw him into the already destroyed gardening area, getting tangled up in some water hoses. Xemnas then focused his rage at his Chibi Angel. "You... little... kretin!" Chibi Angel Xehanort stopped fanning Namine to look over at Xemnas. "First of all, it's cretin, if you're going to threaten me, do it properly and second... I don't like you. You're evil." he resumed fanning Namine. That did it. Xemnas stomped up to his Chibi Angel and raised his aerial blades over his head. He wanted to kill that thing so badly now and he didn't care who got in his way. He saw this and snapped his fingers, Xemnas was dressed like Marluxia only, he was strapped to a baby stroller. "And I did it again but it was so worth it!" Chibi Angel Xehanort exclaimed, grateful that Namine wasn't awake to see it but... when she wakes up, she'll probably see it anyway and faint again. He frowned. "Umm... maybe I should get Xemnas out of sight." He pushed the stroller all the way into the baby section and out of sight. He flew back and continued fanning.
Chibi Angel Xehanort still laughed but soon stopped and looked over at the Xaldin and Xemnas brawl. "Oh dear, I better difuse the situation before it gets out of hand." He flew over and played his harp, playing the Organization's theme song. Xaldin and Xemnas stopped fighting and stared at Chibi Angel Xehanort. "D00d... that is really fruity." Said Xemnas who slapped his hands over his mouth. Did he actually say that? Chibi Angel Xehanort shook his head. "It seems your Chibi Devil Heartless is controlling you from within your bowels... ew... It's time for an emergency operation to remove the evil influence! Xaldin!" Xaldin nodded and threw Xemnas on the ground, duct taping him on the floor. Chibi Angel Xehanort flew off and came back with a toy medical bag kit. He pulled out a plastic scapel and tried to cut Xemnas open but... it was plastic. "What am I doing? Xaldin, do the honors." Xaldin smiled sadistically as his lances flew around him. Xemnas could only mumble since his mouth was duct taped as well. When he was about to cut him open, Chibi Devil Xehanort's Heartless popped out of Xemnas via Aliens, with a top hat and cane and began singing. "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, and you'll be left alone. oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!"
I get along with both my parents very well, even though they're not together. Every now and then we go out to dinner together or to the movies and holiday events and stuff, sometimes they end in a tiny arguement but everything turns out good in the end. Though, my other two sisters seem to think otherwise. Bah, they're older. =_= being the third child sucks.
Xaldin slipped on the camera and fell onto Xemnas and the two went rolling in a brawl of aerial blades and lances that eventually turned into a dust cloud with fists popping out every now and again. Chibi Angel Xehanort shook his head, flew over and plopped on Namine's right shoulder. She was much more sane and fun than Xemnas. Even though, he was completely oblivious to what she said before about fat moogles. "Now what? I'm afraid everyone has gone beyond mad and Marluxia, don't make me put you in a pink tutu..." He trailed off. That actually didn't sound half bad but he quickly shook his head. "No, must keep a heavenly mind, do not abuse your powers of good for evil.... AW WHAT HECK!!!" He snapped his fingers three times and Marluxia was in a pink tutu that matched his wings. Chibi Angel Xehanort got on his knees and put his hands together in prayer. "Please forgive me, for I have done something so terribly-- pfft... HILARIOUS!!!" He then fell on his back, laughing.
Saix was thoroughly soaked and not a very happy camper. Jack was gonna be even more dead but more undead pirates and even Barbossa appeared. "Aye! That freaky silverhaired guy sent Jack to Davie Jones' locker!" Gods, Saix hated pirates and they immediately saw him fuming. "Ar! There be a lycan over there! kill it!" Oh, they have no idea how right they are. "You want a lycan... you'll get something better." The moon shined down on them, revealing the pirates true forms and Saix absorbed the moonlight. He went berserk but a level beyond that. steam poured out of his mouth as he breathes and his hair had a tint of violet to it. "Oh.... crap and a half." said all the pirates in unison. And Saix lost it. dual-wielding claymore and Demyx's sitar, he found it in the water, plowing through the pirates. Barbossa was left so he threw aside claymore and threw the sitar at Demyx, hitting him in the face. He then proceeded to tear Barbossa up with his bare hands, bones flying everywhere. when there was nothing left, Saix knelt down, returned to normal and glared at Jack. "This coat is dry-clean ONLY!!!" But he was exhausted from going Berserk so he waved a hand at him. "Screw it... Sephiroth, do whatever you want to him. I'm... gonna take a nap." And he fell face-first into the ground but curled up like a kitten. (((WOOOT!!! Saix beyond Berserk! XDDDDDD)))
Chibi Angel Xehanort snapped his fingers again and wings appeared on Namine's back. "Now let us fly like the wind!" but he looked back at Marluxia and stuck his tongue out. "You can't have a halo! You're evil! and you have an almost fanatical devotion to your element!" Suddenly, he smiled, but not in a very angelic way. "I think I know what'll suit you..." He snapped his fingers one more time and butterfly wings appeared on Marluxia's back, as well as butterfly antennaes. "Oh dear, I have done something evil...... pfft, NOT!!!" and he laughed, being dragged off by Namine. Xaldin shrugged and looked at Xemnas. ".....show off." He suddenly jumped in infront of Xemnas and started to dance, completely throwing off Xem's groove. "III, wtf?!" He was getting served. "Hmm... getting served by Xaldin or stopping Zexion from causing complete and total chaos under the influence of caffine, ranking up an insane amount of lawsuits and manslaughter charges... hmm.... hmmm... what to do..." after a while, he began dancing, serving Xaldin back. He wasn't about to be served by him. He'd deal with Zexion later, right now, it's a battle of moves and he just has the strange obsession to dance for some reason, even though he is now completely oblivous of Chibi Devil X.H.'s disappearance. XDDD
Saix was getting bored beating up Jack so he threw him aside again. "All right, I'm bored, now can we----" Jack had rammed his shoulder into Saix, knocking him off the pier and into the water. The FF7 Victory fanfare suddenly played. "No one... beats up Captain Jack Sparrow."
Chibi Angel Xehanort smiled. "I can give you a halo if you want." Xemnas was knocked out on the ground and Xaldin finally stopped his parade of windy dragoness. He walked up to the two with a look that said 'wtf?'. "You can do that?" Chibi Angel Xehanort nodded. "Of course, I can even make Xemnas skip merrily through a field of flowers and make him do the Hustle." Chibi Angel Xehanort snapped his fingers and Xemnas was up instantly and began dancing the hustle. "Now then, a halo for, probably the most sanest person here." He snapped his fingers again and a halo appeared over Namine's head. :D "Perfect! Would you like wings with that?" Xaldin almost laughed out loud. the Chibi Angel was acting like it was working at a Drive-thru. XD
Saix walked over to the knocked out Jack Sparrow and picked him up by his neck. He slapped him a couple times and he awoke. "All right Jack@$$--" "That's CAPTAIN Jack@$$." Jack interrupted. Saix's eye twitched. "Yeah, whatever." upon further examination, Jack poked Saix in the head. "Say, you look like them organizers in the black coats... I thought all of you were british." Saix sighed. Perfect Luxord, just perfect. He threw Jack aside and looked over at the dock. He then looked over at Sephiroth and the others and gestured to the Black Pearl. "What say we go for a sea voyage to that one island... I forgot what it was called." Jack sprung up immediately. "THAT'S GRAND THEFT AUTO... err, I mean, GRAND THEFT SHIP!!!" Saix summoned up Claymore and proceeded to beat Jack senselessly. "No, this is Grand Theft Auto. Beating someone senselessly for their ride." XDDD ((( Ah, I love Grand Theft Auto. Especially 3. XDDDD)))
*Diss Wars.* Sora: Look at me, I'm Saix, I have a scar of an x on my face. Hey Xigbar! Shoot me! Saix: Oh look at me, I'm sora, I'm cute and innocent but I'm really g@y as all hell! Sora: I'm Saix, I have moods swings and cotton candy hair! Saix: I'm sora, I'm the sad b****rd child of Squall and Cloud. Sora: Oh I'm Saix, I have big pointy elf ears, I look like a reject off the legend of zelda! Saix: My name is Sora and I'm dressed by Fairies! Sora: They're pixies! Everyone: Fairies! Saix: Fairies. Sora: Anyway, look at my insanely huge weapon... I break my back carrying it. Saix: Well at least I can kill people with my weapon. Oh look, I can unlock this, ah and unlock this! But my question is, what do you do with these keyblades when you're with Roxas? Oh yeah, I believe it's called m**t*rb***on. Xemnas: ^_^ Sai-chan! Saix: =_=......................... Mansex. Xemnas: =_= ((( The diss wars... that actually happened with some cosplayers.))) Round 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pfrscqg1zs Round 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJqQp5o2rYo
Lol. Good lord, and I thought Axel's Hips Don't Lie on Youtube was hilarious. I wonder if anyone did a amv for this yet. Heheeheheh, Xigalicious. XDDD
Chibi Devil X.H. poked Zexion on his hand with his pitchfork making him let go. "No one imprisons darkness! Bwahahahahahaahaa!" He flew back to Namine, flying around her head. "Come on, little one! Let us create havoc!" Chibi Angel Xehanort struggled in Zexion's hand. "You stay away from her you devil! You will corrupt no more!" Chibi Angel Xehanort hit Zexion with his harp and flew towards Chibi Devil X.H., he hit him with his harp, sending him flying into Xemnas who was still laughing but... he went flying into his mouth. *GULP* Xemnas was and Xaldin continued to fly around the whole store on his wind dragon thing. "Did... did I just ate my chibi devil heartless?" Xemnas asked to no one in particular and then passed out. Chibi angel Xehanort did a peace sign in victory. "Evil is no more... well..." he looked around at the Organization. "...kinda...".
Or was it three... I think it was 2. And now to present the fifth character or what they call G-III. (-----------------------------) Chapter 2: Begin Mission Everyone else was currently in the Hall of Empty Melodies, waiting for II and III who were currently walking down the hall of the Castle dungeon. "So you think she's okay?" Xigbar asked. Xaldin shook his head. "It took way too long to subdue her. I hate to say this but... she may be more powerful than I." Xigbar laughed. "Come on Xal, I know you, you're a master of the winds. There's no way someone like G-III can be more powerful than you. After all, you're the one who---" Xigbar was instantly pinned against the wall by his neck, Xaldin's lance was over his throat. "Listen, I rather not speak of the procedure or how it began. If you haven't noticed, I'm still not entirely good on this whole thing." Xigbar sighed and moved Xaldin's lance away. "Oh and you don't think I'm not all for it either? We were practically playing God with the whole thing. Just be grateful Xemnas doesn't question us about it... but I'm still pretty shocked about the Twilight Angel... that was a big mistake. I'm surprised Xemnas didn't go into hysterics over it." "Sigh... you're right, besides, he looked like he took it in stride." They finally reached a certain cell. This cell was unlike the rest. The door was barely visible and there was three different kinds of locks. With a wave of a hand, the locks disappeared and the door vanished. The two stepped in the dark room cautiously and found a figure in the corner of the room. Have you ever thrown a rag doll across the room and just... left it there? That is what the figure looked like, all limp and motionless. Light suddenly filled the room, revealing the figure to be a woman, probably a little bit younger than Xaldin with long violet-tinted black hair done in three ponytails in the back and two over her face. she wore a long flowy black coat like Solaris and had a orchid colored silk scarf around her neck. she wore a black dress underneath, black thigh-high stockings and black ankle boots. "Gale..." Xaldin addressed the woman who sat up and opened her eyes, looking over her shoulder at the two Nobodies. Her eyes were a dark blood red color, and like the other 4, she had no pupils. Red wine eyes stare at the two men, no emotion in them. Xaldin sighed again and walked up to her. "We have an assignment. All of us, with the exception of the Superior, IV and V, are going to search and destroy the Twilight Angel." Gale the Divine Nightingale. Gale slowly closed her eyes and nodded. She stood up and held out her hands. Xaldin merely tapped the iron cuffs around her wrists and they vanish. They walked towards the exit but Xigbar just had to say something. "And don't go wind slicin again like last time." She stopped in front of Xigbar and opened her eyes to look at him. Her fist suddenly connected to his cheek. Xigbar staggered back as Xaldin wrapped his arms around her, pinning her arms to her sides. She began kicking her legs up so that he would let her go but Xaldin still has a strong hold on her. "Gale, calm down." Xigbar stomped up to her, rubbing his cheek, glaring hardcore at Gale. "You're gonna regret---" He didn't get to finish as Gale kicked him in the chest but Xigbar stood his ground and caught her legs. "All right, let's get the heck out of here." And so the two carried her out of the castle dungeon and warped to the Hall of Empty Melodies. Some of the Nobodies and non-Nobodies were chatting amongst each other when they're attention went to Xaldin, Xigbar and Gale, who was still struggling. "What are you doing!?" Sapphiree cried, rushing over and bopping the two on the head, making them drop Gale. The two rubbed their heads and Sapphiree began to lecture them as Blaze walked up to them. "You two are so mean! How dare you carry her like she was some sort of piece of furniture!" Blaze knelt down and helped Gale to her feet. "I feel sorry for you, you're partnered up with them." Gale finally started talking, she would only talk with Blaze, Sapphiree, Sherlen, Roxas, Larxene, Axel, Demyx, Luxord and Marluxia. She had a great dislike for the others. Especially the senior members of the Organization. "I understand. There's nothing I can do about it anyway. I just have to deal with it." Blaze looked at Xigbar then back at Gale. "Did you...?" For once, Gale smiled. Blaze smirked. "You're good." When everything was back to normal... well as normal as it could get with a bunch of Nobodies and five people, Xemnas appeared on the upper balcony. "Good, you're all ready. Now I must warn you, like I said before, the Twilight Angel is swift and never stays in one place for too long. If it runs, hunt it down. if it stays and fights, destroy it. Use any method to eliminate it. I want that Twilight Angel to be pushing up daisies---" Marluxia coughed and Xemnas glared but continued with his rant anyway. "Here are your designated worlds to search. Xigbar, Xaldin and Gale, you'll search in the Land of Dragons. Saix, Zexion and Solaris, you will search in Hollow Bastion. Axel, Roxas and Blaze, you get Twilight Town. Demyx, Luxord and Sapphiree, you got the Underworld at the Olympus Coliseium (Sp?)" "Are you KIDDING?!!?!" Demyx and Sapphiree shouted in unison. Luxord would've laughed out loud but favored for a quiet chuckle. Xemnas nodded his head in a way that said 'Yes, you're going to the Underworld, deal with it you little fairies.' and continued. "Marluxia, Larxene and Sherlen, you search in Port Royal. Is everyone clear on the objective at hand and where they're supposed to go?" They all nodded. "Good, you're dismissed." Five dark portals opened and they all disappeared in them. Once the portals vanished, Xemnas clenched his fists and glared at something that wasn't there. "I should've dealt with you permanently..." ------------------------------------------- ((( And for fun, lets starts with Demyx and them. ))) As soon as they set foot out of the portal, Demyx and Sapphiree instantly clinged to Luxord when they heard a scream. "I don't like this place." said Sapphiree, burying her face in Luxord's shoulder. "D-d-d-d-d-di-Diddo." Demyx stuttered. Luxord sighed angrily."Will you two pull yourselves together? Especially you Demyx... It amazes me how you're a rank higher than me with the way you act." They both let go. "Lux is right," Sapphiree chirped. "We gotta stay focused, right Demy?" The Melodious Nocturne nodded, grinning goofily. "Right Sapphy!" "Good for you---" Luxord was interrupted by a loud roar and the two clinged to him again. At this rate, they're gonna rip his arms out of his sockets. XDDDD (--------------------------) And next chapter we'll check up on the others and Saix and Solaris argue once again. ^_^ I apologize for all the OOCness and for Luxord... bah! The Gambler of Fate deserves to be plagued by two annoying people! XDDDDD
((( Hoo boy, I got a lot! XD ))) *in Twilight Town.* Saix: By the way, have you seen Axel? Sora: Why? Do you harbor a secret obsession of love for him? Saix: Donald: Sora... you need to stop hanging out with Riku. *Confronting Xemnas.* Sora: Out with it Nobody! Where's Kairi? Where's Riku? Xemnas: I know nothing of any Kairi... as for Riku... *turns around* He is my son. Sephiroth:*flies in* THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP!!! *In Hollow Bastion.* Saix: Axel! Axel: Oh s**t! *disappears.* Sora: AH HA!!! I KNEW IT! YOU LOVE AXEL! SAIX AND AXEL, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N---*Claymore goes into his head.* Saix:*summons up another Claymore* Dog... Duck... would you like to contribute to my already growing homicide rate? Goofy:*shakes head rapidly* No sir! Donald:*bows before him* WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!! *Same scene* Saix: Show me how important. Sora:*gets on his knees.* Saix: that's right, on your knees b**ch, and beg like the dog you are. Goofy:*talking normally in a british accent* I, sir, am offended. *Same scene again.* Maleficent: What in the world do you think you're prattling on about. Saix: O_o Maleficent:*appears* Kingdom Hearts belongs to--- *looks at Saix* ....:o Oh my... Saix: o_O Wtf? Maleficent: Well hello there... think there is any way I can get you to come to my castle with me tonight? ;) Sora, Donald & Goofy:*on the ground* ROFLMAOWTFHOMGZBBQ Saix: X_X *In Castle Oblivion.* Sora: Where's Kairi? Saix: I have no idea. Probably making out with Riku. Sora: What do you mean?! Saix: She's done with you Sora. Sora: :( Saix: And so are we. Sora: T_________T Saix:*points to Kingdom Hearts* Just look what you diiiiiid. I'm tellliiiin. Sora:*crying uncontrollably.* Saix: Aw suck it up you little fairy. *Same scene.* Saix:*suddenly looks up* ...Well, well. will the intrusions never end? Maleficent:*waves* HI SWEETY!! Saix: OMG!!! SHE'S STALKING ME!!! *Disappears.* Maleficent:*Turns to Pete* why Pete... isn't he just the dreamiest non-existent thing you've ever layed eyes on? He's playing hard to get. I should really acquire him. Pete: O_o You're totally stalking the poor guy. And I don't think he appreciates that. Maleficent: Once again, you underestimate me. *One more for the road! The Altar of Naught.* Saix: Xemnas... I'm being stalked. Xemnas:*turns to him* By who? Saix: this really creepy looking lady. Xemnas:*glomps him* Do not fear my precious Sai-chan! I shall protect you! Saix: =_= Okay, this Saix-Bashing is officially pissing me off royally. ((( :D Sorry Sai-chan! )))
Xaldin slowly turned around to look at Zexion. "What?" He summoned all of his lances and then conjured up his tornado-dragon-like-thing-that-is-so-cheap-it's-barely-unblockable-and-does-insane-amounts-of-damage. XD He hopped on the dragon-thingy and ran over the Cloaked Schemer. Xemnas was LOLROFLMAOWTFHOMFGZBBQ while Chibi Angel Xehanort lowered his head in shame again and flew over to Namine and sat on her shoulder to comfort her. "There there, little one, I too feel sad from all of this madness and insults." Chibi Devil X.H. (Xehanort's Heartless, if anyone forgot. XD) shook his head and looked over at Namine. since Xemnas was busy LHAO, he might as well try to corrupt someone else. "Ooohhh Namineeeee..." Chibi Angel Xehanort stood up and pointed at him threateningly. "Don't you dare corrupt this innocent girl! I won't stand for it!" Chibi Devil X.H. merely laughed and said in a serious tone, "I challenge you... TO MORTAL KOMBAT!" The Mortal Kombat theme starts up and the two duke it out in front of her.
Saix merely stared at them ganging up on the Keebler Elf-Link person and shrugged. "Not even worth going Berserk... oh well..." He simply tossed his Claymore at him and continue to oogle the Moon like it was the most amazing thing in the world.
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Demyx:*singing* Saix, is in love with Xemnas whose name spells Mansex... Saix:*Roars and mutilates Demyx.* Axel:*reads from KH2 Strategey Guide* ....Umm, you were supposed to-- Saix: O_=# Axel: Nevermind. Saix:*Jurassic Park T-Rex roar.* Ansem the Wise:*dramatic* Welcome... to Jurassic Park. *Jurassic park theme music plays.* Everyone but Sora:*groans.* Sora: OMG!!! WE'RE IN JURASSIC PARK!!! Everyone:*slaps their foreheads.* Riku: Sora... you're an idiot. Saix:*walks into the room.* Zexion: Luxord! Run! Luxord: eh? Zexion: RUUUUNNNN!!! Luxord: Why? Zexion: ...because.... Seven... eight nine. ((( LOL!!! ))) Marluxia:*talking with Axel* and then she was like 'omigosh', then I was like 'omigosh' so she was like 'omigosh' and I went 'omigosh' and soon we're all just omigoshing! Axel: Hah! So you ARE a ditz!
*Twitch* Saix was up instantly and got in Marluxia's face and proceeded to poke him in the chest. "Listen here *poke* you *poke* fruity *poke* Flowerboy *poke* Cotton candy haired *poke* ambitious *poke* duplicitous *poke* larcenous *poke* Botanist *poke*. I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, have teddy bears in my room. That information is classified. And besides, the only thing that I have semi-close to something humiliating as that is an infinite amount of Sailor Moon Manga." That's when Saix slapped his hand over his mouth. He had just leaked a secret of his. "aw crap and a half." ((( XDD BIG WORDS!!! XDDDD )))
Saix continued to lay down on the ground, obviously high off the moon's light. "That's interesting XI, tell us something we don't know."
