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  1. JackS27
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    Whyfor you want me dead?

    Why does he hates poor Sméagol? What did Sméagol ever do to him?
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 10, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. JackS27
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........aaaaaaI got nothin'.

    Squeezy cheese. That is all.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 10, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. JackS27
    "Excellent work, Number 12. I've been regrettably...busy" Xemnas replied to Larxene. He didn't want to tell her, or anyone for that matter, about the long manuscript sitting on his desk that was full of naughty things. Furthermore, he didn't want to get into a discussion with Larxene about a mission he honestly had no recollection of sending her on.

    He brushed past her and headed to the kitchen. He opened the fridge door and collected a large amount of cheese and the squeezy mustard bottle. He was about to close the door when he noticed an empty ice-cream container.

    A completely empty container that had scribbled on the side: "For Xemnas' personal use only."

    The howl of rage Xemnas let out at that moment could be heard within a three-mile radius of Castle Oblivion.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 10, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
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    The doors to Xemnas' room burst open, and out of his room burst Xemnas. He did a few stretches to make sure he didn't cramp up after being idle for so long.

    Xemnas thought, I sincerely hope that those wonderful roomates of mine haven't caused a rediculous amount of havok in my absence.

    He then breathed a heavy sigh. He knew it was too much to hope.

    However, rather then dwell on it, he decided he had an urgent appointment to keep with the refrigerator.

    As he walked, he softly sang to himself.

    "Stray cat strut, all the ladies cry
    I'm a stry cat and you're a real dog guy
    I wish I could be so carefree and wild
    But I got cat class and I got cat style..."
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  5. JackS27
    The second it's released in English, I'm buying it. :D
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
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    Dude, just go rent Pulp Fiction or something. Do you actually want a live gimp in your house? Then you'll have to feed it...learn all the safety words...learn how to clean leather...it's all too much for me.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. JackS27
    To be fair, pleasing a man is not hard. Let's not kid ourselves. Pleasing a woman, on the other hand, is more often than not very difficult to do and requires talent.

    And before anyone says anything I am not saying I have this talent. I'm hoping I've read up enough to be at least halfway decent but I've never had any field practice so I can't be sure.
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  8. JackS27
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    boys

    Is it just me, or can nobody else read a thing Naminé 4.0 is saying?

    Anyway...No woman will ever know exactly why men in general have their bad personality traits and no man will ever know exactly why women in general have their bad personality traits. The sexes will never completely understand each other and the sooner we accept that, the happier we'll be.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. JackS27
    I bet! XD

    I've been called "Miss" before because I have long hair (not so much anymore with the 5-o-clock shadow), but never in a "positive" way.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. JackS27
    Hurt: Goofy
    Heal: Xemnas

    Larxene-16
    Riku-15
    Kairi-15
    Roxas-16
    Naminé-18
    Marluxia-18
    Demyx-19
    Xemnas-11
    DiZ-15
    King Mickey-15
    Goofy-13
    Donald-16

    DEAD:
    Sora
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. JackS27

    No, and right now I feel very glad that I haven't.

    I don't listen to Pop. Or rap. Or pretty much any style of music that's been very popular for the last ten or fifteen years. I'm more of a Comedy/Classic Rock/Film Scores kind of dude.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Don't you mean "Indentured Servant"? Oh, I just don't know anymore...
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. JackS27
    Croutons.

    Don't ask me why. I think it's the similarity in spelling.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. JackS27
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    And when they've given you their all, some stagger and fall. After all, it's not easy...

    ...banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. JackS27
    Hi there! This is my little production company. I've made a few AMVs, and I plan to make more, so instead of saturating this board with dozens of little threads (like I've been doing), I'm going to make it one big thread and post all my updates in here. So be sure to check back here often, like the title says.

    This is the thread where you can post all your comments, and I do insist you post a comment, be it positive or negative.

    Now, to start off, here's the links to the first several videos I've done, which I have posted in their own threads. By putting them here, I'm allowing the past threads to die off. Here, in the order in which I made them:

    Axel's Sugar Daddy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s19kLIOlTI

    The Kingdom Hearts Radio Hour - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt2EdK3sNlo

    Organization XIII's Lonely Hearts Club Band - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyzduR_mAg

    Kingdom Hearts Radio Hour II; The Sequel - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDM0P9FlSTk

    Sephiroth's Prize - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4jYjrsE_uA

    Alrighty then. Now...here's the one I spent all day today making. Let me know what you think:

    Roxas' Trial - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WGsDkmNT_8

    I hope you all enjoy them. :D And, again, let me know what you think.

    P.S. In case you're all wondering, the company name comes from a review of the movie "Sin City" where the reviewer refers to Elijah Wood's character, Kevin, as a "ninja cannibal nerd." I liked it so much, I adopted it. If I ever get famous, that'll be the name of my official production company.
    Thread by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007, 14 replies, in forum: Archives
  16. JackS27
    Isa opened his eyes, closed them again, sat up, and re-opened them. He rubbed them for a minute because they itched, and that's when he noticed the peculiar X-shaped scar crossing the bridge of his nose. Was this new, or did he always have this?

    "Where is everybody?" he thought aloud. Looking at his surroundings he added "More importantly...where the hell am I?"

    He found himself on a beach. He couldn't tell whether it was day or night, but then wasn't it all the same anyway?

    He then saw the large door he had been sitting on.

    "So," he thought aloud, "I must have been on a boat that had something bad happen to it. Maybve a sea monster got us, or maybe some idiot lit a fire too close to the boiler."

    He checked his pockets and found a burnt out match with a sliver of metal embedded in it. He threw it away in disgust.

    "Eh, I don't need a past," he said, "mysterious is good. Brings the ladies in like moths to refigerator lights. Helloooo, Nurse..."

    He saw a group of young teens trying to build a bonfire some distance down the beach.

    "Maybe they'll know what's going on," he said to himself, "and if not, at least I can have some fun with them."

    He chuckled disturbingly for a moment, got up, brushed himself off, and made his way down the beach.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 9, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. JackS27
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    I want my video games now, dammit! Stupid mailman...stupid 5-9 business days for delivery just so I can get free shipping...
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 7, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. JackS27
    Heal: Donald
    Hurt: Goofy

    Sora-10
    Riku-15
    Kairi-15
    Roxas-15
    Naminé-17
    Marluxia-18
    Demyx-17
    Xemnas-14
    DiZ-15
    King Mickey-14
    Goofy-14
    Donald-16
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    Ask Kairi!

    Would I look cute as a blonde?
    Why do cats purr?
    Who was chubbier, Perry Mason or Scotty on "Star Trek"?
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 7, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. JackS27
    Yeah. See, what happened was, The show came out around the mid to late 90's, and gathered a bit of a following amongst older viewers and adults, and KidsWB decided to do something really stupid called "Big Kids Go First", where they put all the shows that older viewers and adults liked at the beginning of their Saturday Morning lineup, i.e. 8:00 a.m. when most of said viewers would still be asleep.

    So the show got buried. There's a huge fanbase, but due to some shady issues that I still don't really know about, we won't see an official DVD anytime soon.
    Post by: JackS27, Jan 7, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone