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i literally just saw a cockraoch a few mins ago and murdered it

1. Grab a large, durable object
2. Slam it against the cockroach repeatedly until it stops moving/moves very little
3. Quickly grab paper towels/anything similar
4. Cover the cockroach with it
5. Stomp on it repeatedly with your foot, HARD. Atleast 12 times will do.[Note:These creatures are VERY resilient, take off its head and it'll still live for a week. Make sure its all nice and squished]
6. Flush it down the toilet, do NOT risk letting it stay in a trash can in your house

For those of you that are scared to touch it, cockroaches love being touched
and i mean literally LOVE it
why do you trhink they live in dark cramped spaces
give them what they want
squash them
murder them
beat the inner organs out of them cause it's

Some are just weird
others are freaking hilarious
https://twitter.com/montyoum/status/482716282911850496
https://twitter.com/montyoum/status/482490710931685376
https://twitter.com/montyoum/status/473772481992339456
https://twitter.com/montyoum/status/449801683460055040
https://twitter.com/montyoum/status/413556156758376448

cause like
air
you cant see it unless its like
gas airish
But
Imagining Aang riding on his air scooter
And then imagining it being invisible
I wonder why no one in-universe laughs at how it would look like with the usual stance he takes when riding it

does swetting make you lose fat
does that maen that overheating and sweating unfattens you too

What makes you move unconsciously
Why
How

1. Grab a jillion water spiders
2. Cut off their legs
3. Attach them to the bottom of your shoes
4. Walk on water while playing this song loudly
5. Whoo your friends