OoC: Riku, Sora and Roxas v Marluxia? Missy Marly is gonna get OWNED! XD
The two Samurai held Roxas to his feet with a RoxasxNamine fanpic. Roxas shook his head and summoned his Keyblades. "You'll pay for that Marly!" Marluxia summoned Nobodies. Roxas flourished his Keyblades and held them close. "TAKE THAT!" Roxas yelled, slashing them out. Arrows of light circled him in a wide radius, knocking Marluxia's Nobodies away. (Final Mix attack)
"AH!" Roxas yelled as Marluxia pushed him aside, the touch of the flower child making him relive horrible memories. Axel and Roxas were on the computer, and on deviantART they searched for Axel and Roxas fanart. "........,What are we doing?" Axel asked, staring at the screen. "HOLY PH!" Roxas screamed, hurling all over his black coat. Roxas curled up on ther ground, muttering, "AkuRoku AkuRoku AkuRoku..."
"Hey, uh, dudes, have you seen, like, a really big scythe?" Roxas stopped, and his Samurai bodyguards grasped the hilts of their katanas threateningly. He recognized that over-macho voice. Roxas turned to face the owner of the voice. "Lost your flower scythe Marly?" Roxas asked, "Don't look surprised. Not only does that disguise suck, I've lived with you for almost a year. I can recognize your voice." EDIT: And that would be yay for posting at the same time.
"I'll come too. i wouldn't want Namine hurt. Besides, it'd be kinda cool to have Nobodies on your side for a change," Roxas said, calling two of his Samurai to his side. He told them in no uncertain terms (bashing them with Oblivion) not to harm the Keyblade wielders.
"What, feeling jealous 'cause Sora's with Kairi and not you?" Roxas chided.
Roxas scratched the back of his head, "We're all hopeless at relationships, aren't we?" he observed
OoC: In the FM battle Roxas dashes at Sora and you have to select the right option to steal his Keyblades. I thought you'd know :S IC: "Girlfriend?" Roxas exclaimed, feeling his face heat up, "Uh, well, it's kinda of default considering Sora and Kairi are together, right?"
"There's also the fact that when I fought you (Final Mix) I used Duel Stance, one of the Samurai's moves. And you well know that Org members have the abilities of their Nobody servents. Anyway, I thought Namine was with you guys." Roxas said.
My theory was that it was Christmas time and Xemnas got emo, so he ordered a truckload of egg nogg. He got drunk and crashed the truck, but because he wanted to forget about it he left the truck there. Then, of course, Roxas and Axel snuck over and drank the rest of the egg nogg on Christmas Eve, with Axel firing flaming gas and Roxas singing Jesse McCartney songs. It's all in the RP Organization XIII Goes to an Amusement Park.
That's it, when Riku has his back turned I am SO hitting him with Duel Stance. Roxas thought. "Sora," Roxas answered, calming down, "When I fought you some Samurai stopped Donald and Goofy, remember? Anyway, I'd have thought that you'd actually noticed that I summoned them." "And by the way," Roxas turned to Riku, "THat's big talk coming from someone who had to give in to the dark to beat me."
I play TIME WIZARD! Time Roulette go! *Time Wizard proves Creationism wrong and advances your Elmo through time until it's a fossil* Yeah, that's right! Plus, the arena is still swarming with my giant hairy balls.
OoC: AHEM, did you even read mah post?
OoC: *eye twitches* STOP POSTING SO DAMN FAST! IC: Roxas' eye twitched. "HOLD IT!" He yelled, and all the Samurai froze. "WHAT THE PH DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Roxas screamed at both Sora, Riku and the Nobodies. The enraged Key of Destiny backhanded a Samurai across the face, "FIND THE CAMERA DAMNIT!" He yelled in the Nobody's face. The frightened Samurai raced off. Roxas turned back to Sora. "Didn't it occur to you that Samurai Nobodies are the ones that I control, and I just summoned them? Gah, am I really your Nobody?" Roxas facepalmed, "And Riku, you're no better, Mr. Emo Prince of Darkness!"
*abridged Kaiba voice* I activate Tentacle Rape! Damn, if only I had Photoshop skills, then I could design a Tentacle Rape card. I play the most powerful card in existance! KURIBOH! And then I play ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION! *Kuriboh begins to double, and double again, and so on* Prepare to be smothered by my gigantic, hairy balls!
