- didn't have class, because it was canceled. I did not capitalize on this in the slightest. - had a Cuban sandwich for the first time in a year. It was soooo worth the wait <3 - was forced to come to grips with the fact that my all-time favorite folkloric creature has been forever ruined. - bought a book called Daemon which, if the quotes on the front are any indication, will make me deathly afraid of the internet. It's been nice knowing you all. - repeatedly turned down offers to participate in an orgy in need of males. I'm not sure what's wrong with me either. - ate too many king size white chocolate Hersheys bars and experienced a really weak sugar high with a crash that left me speaking near-gibberish. According to my neighbors, this is adorable. - realized that leaving Away messages on MSN is a bad idea when there is a chance of being sidetracked for a number of hours: Spoiler What did you do today, KHV? :>
And you'd live to see another day. But now you'd never manage; boy, you'd be brain damaged Just to think that you could get away.
Where it's supposed to give the title of the page I'm currently on Everything is now in Japanese how did this happen
...No. Fuck it, I'm not doing it. Go away.
and it was suggested to me by my MSN-going colleagues that I post it. Thus, I bring you this chronicle. I'll save you time now and tell you this is tl;dr. Get a snack before ya set down to read it. Spoiler For those of you who don't know, I have recently reached the Indigo Plateau in Pokemon HeartGold. As well, I have already embarked once on a quest to defeat the Elite Four. There's just one problem. I forgot to stock up on heals. Thinking myself quite the funny man, I decided to give it a shot with only the potions in my pack, and see how far I got. I ended up getting to Karen. In fact, not much that's worth mentioning happened before that; Will went down without any complaint, Bruno mostly rolled over... Koga one-shotted my Espeon with his Muk. Yeah. Critical Gunk Shot. I dunno either. Anyway, I finally arrived at Karen. This, I thought, would be easy. Dude... Don't fuck with Karen. She led with Umbreon, so I figured I'd send out Poliwrath to get a quick Hypnosis/Focus Punch kill and-- Miss. Double Team. Great. But actually she was just joshing, as for some reason she switched out to Vileplume. I guess Umbreon was scared of getting one-shotted. The battle was pretty straightforward for a while; I took some knocks, but mostly I was kicking her ass. Although, I seriously think I need to coin a new terminology: "Critlick." It's any time you get hit with something you KNOW isn't powerful, but somehow everything goes horribly right for your opponent and it leaves you crippled. So named for a Gengar mirror wherein I was outsped and hit with a critical Lick that did over half my health, then paralyzed me, the paralysis then taking effect immediately, stifling my counter and ensuring my demise. My Gengar has absolutely zero luck with Gengar mirrors. You'd better believe I followed up with a rage-filled Psybeam revenge kill, though. After that little fiasco, Umbreon came back. Poliwrath emerged again. All right, c'mon Hypnosis, please don't-- Miss. Double Team. Here we go. This continued for about ten minutes. I got off one Focus Punch; Karen Full Restored it out of existence. Then Umbreon hit max evasion and proceeded to sweep half my team at 25 HP a pop. Yeah. There is absolutely nothing more shameful than losing some of your best 'mons to an Umbreon's Faint Attack. What's more, it's all just stalling. Statistically speaking, there's no way it could get through my whole team; the only thing this was doing was making my next battle harder. Umbreon was essentially fighting for Lance's glory right then. Thankfully, Kangaskhan and Piloswine pitched in one hit each and took it down. Now that that nightmare is over, I'll just be on my way to see Lance... "Karen is about to send out HOUNDOOM." It is then that I realized I had miscounted her number of remaining Pokemon. Cue freakish mixture of rage and horror. I had literally NOTHING to combat this Houndoom. Espeon would be useless here, Typhlosion was weak, and Piloswine was near-dead. My only hope was to use the last of my heals to bring Poliwrath back to fighting strength, which I managed to do by sacrificing Piloswine and Typhlosion. Now Hypnosis chose not to miss; one Focus Punch later, Houndoom was a distant memory. A very close shave, but nothing to lose one's head over. "Karen is about to send out MURKROW." "..." Commence head-losing. Now I was ostensibly and irredeemably rat-fucked. Poliwrath did his best, but ultimately fell. A spot of hope remained in Espeon, whom I had forgotten was still alive at this point (easier than it sounds when fighting a Dark user). I tossed the last Poke ball, and with it a prayer. Espeon voiced its shrill cry, staring the enemy Murkrow down with the same, static gaze that she has always known as I chose what I supposed to be my final attack of this insane run. ...You wanna know how I won? Motherfucking Swift. Sixty base damage is a lot more than it sounds like when it's coming off of a Special Attack stat that'd make Mewtwo go "DAYUM." With my absolute most hilarious victory in tow, the sound defeat at the hands of Lance's first Pokemon hardly phazed me (though I'm now reminded that I forgot to teach my Gengar Thunderbolt). I had succeeded in defeating the Elite Four with a grand total of seven healing measures, and this is taking into consideration all the foolish mistakes I made in the earlier matches that cost me the majority of those heals. This may be my greatest achievement in Pokemon since I first popped the Blue version cartridge into my Game Boy so many years ago. So kids, what's the moral of the story? DON'T BLASTOISE. YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE FUCKING CRAZY-ASS STORIES LIKE I DO. Unfortunately, I will not be trying this again as a legit E4 strategy, because I feel it's unnecessary to be expected to go through all of them without heals, and it was a mistake that I played through partly for kicks and partly because I forgot to save beforehand. However, I will most likely be chronicling my actual E4 attempt, which will be much more in-depth as it will be done on the fly instead of after the fact. I will post it when I'm done, if anyone cares.
When he's down to his last Pokemon, he says, "Hey hey! Why so serious?" ... Really?
Which Pokemon rival theme is the best? Will post answer after... idk. Let's say five or six guesses.
I had this idea for a story So like lemme know what you guys think You guys think I can get this published
[people who picked Cyndaquil.]
[which is a totally baller game that you should own, by the way] and he gets ready to do this one mission. And in this one mission, you're looking for a generic informant. Whose face you are shown at the loading screen. "And my friend goes, 'That's Mr. Cucumber.'" "...Really." "Yes." "It's a woman!" "Named Mr. Cucumber."
[Bugs Bunny is a criminal?] [Assault. And. Battery.]
I just had a battle for KH-V's soul. Spoiler Ne'er-do-well says: *Iago has challenged you to a battle! Sending 'bhelp' will display commands. *I have the best idea for an attack name ever *go WHAT? *Ne'er-do-well sent forth WHAT?! 495HP, 129ATK, 164DEF, 108SPC, 165SPE, FIRE type. Iago says: *go spdude Ne'er-do-well says: *Iago sent forth SPDUDE! 466HP, 197ATK, 197DEF, 136SPC, 139SPE, GHOST type. *WHAT? is first. Grounded says: *me after, I can't stand this fucking project lol Ne'er-do-well says: *oh lol Grounded says: *lol'd Iago says: *okay you play winner Ne'er-do-well says: *This is gonna be epic Grounded says: *alrighty Iago says: *use MONEY Ne'er-do-well says: *use EXTENSIVE HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE *WHAT?'s EXTENSIVE HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE did 36 damage! SPDUDE: 430/466 HP *I'm first derk Iago says: *frack *use YUSUF Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's YUSUF did 73 damage! WHAT?: 422/495 HP *use NONSENSICAL ABSURDIST RHETORIC *SPDUDE dodged WHAT?'s NONSENSICAL ABSURDIST RHETORIC! *hmmmm Iago says: *MUAHAHA Grounded says: *this is hilarious Ne'er-do-well says: *I see I will have to get serious Iago says: *use ASS WHIPING WITH DOLLAR BILLS Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's ASS WHIPING WITH DOLLAR BILLS did 111 damage! WHAT?: 311/495 HP *use I SEE I WILL HAVE TO GET SERIOUS *WHAT?'s I SEE I WILL HAVE TO GET SERIOUS did 30 damage! SPDUDE: 400/466 HP Iago says: *use $UPER $AIYAN $EVEN Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's $UPER $AIYAN $EVEN did 36 damage! WHAT?: 275/495 HP *use POSHMOBILE *WHAT?'s POSHMOBILE did 57 damage! SPDUDE: 343/466 HP Iago says: *Time to step it up Ne'er-do-well says: *I am fighting a losing battle D8 Iago says: *use PIMPMOBILE Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's PIMPMOBILE did 86 damage! WHAT?: 189/495 HP *I have no choice *I must use my secret attack *Please work *I'm putting all my faith in this attack *use YOU MUST REALIZE I AM WEARING NO PANTALOONS *SPDUDE dodged WHAT?'s YOU MUST REALIZE I AM WEARING NO PANTALOONS! *NO Grounded says: *HA *AHAH Iago says: *xd Grounded says: *AHAHA Ne'er-do-well says: *...Wait *Perhaps... Iago says: *You've left yourself wide open for... Ne'er-do-well says: *YES! AN INSIDE JOKE! Iago says: *use DATABASE ERROR Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's DATABASE ERROR did 65 damage! WHAT?: 124/495 HP *Formidable *BUT NOT ENOUGH Iago says: */gasp Ne'er-do-well says: *NOW FACE THE WRATH OF *use L LAWLIET IS SECRETLY A ROCK *WHAT?'s L LAWLIET IS SECRETLY A ROCK did 34 damage! SPDUDE: 309/466 HP *...fffffffuck Iago says: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *oh *that wasn't too bad *NOW *FEEL THE UNPRECEDENTED HORROR THAT IS *use MAGICAL PONY RIDE Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's MAGICAL PONY RIDE did 121 damage! WHAT?: 3/495 HP *...I... can feel my life... slipping away *"NO! ASHWIN, IT IS NOT OVER YET." Iago says: *That's the hooves Ne'er-do-well says: *...Could it be...? Iago says: *... /gasp Ne'er-do-well says: *"YES. LET'S TAKE HIM TOGETHER. MY POSH FRIEND." *return *Ne'er-do-well called back WHAT?. *go NOUVEAU NOVA *Ne'er-do-well sent forth NOUVEAU NOVA! 412HP, 102ATK, 144DEF, 163SPC, 156SPE, WATER type. Iago says: *... WHAT IS ALL THIS? *OKAY WE'LL PLAY YOUR WAY Ne'er-do-well says: *YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME, SPDUDE Iago says: *use POOR GRAMMAR THAT WILL ANNOY THE ENGLISH MAJOR Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's POOR GRAMMAR THAT WILL ANNOY THE ENGLISH MAJOR did 197 damage! NOUVEAU NOVA: 215/412 HP Iago says: *I know where it huts most Ne'er-do-well says: *>_o *NOT BAD *use TENTACLE RAPE *NOUVEAU NOVA's TENTACLE RAPE did 16 damage! SPDUDE: 293/466 HP Iago says: */B| bring it *SPDUDE HAS NO GENITALIA Ne'er-do-well says: *Hm, I suppose not Iago says: *use POWER THIRST Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's POWER THIRST did 118 damage! NOUVEAU NOVA: 97/412 HP Iago says: */ha Ne'er-do-well says: *use BUY THE SITE *NOUVEAU NOVA's BUY THE SITE did 20 damage! SPDUDE: 273/466 HP Grounded says: *oh dayum Ne'er-do-well says: *Of course, I don't have enough money Iago says: *Oh God, spdude's a tank *use SELL THE SITE FOR HOOKERS AND BOW Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE's SELL THE SITE FOR HOOKERS AND BOW did 70 damage! NOUVEAU NOVA: 27/412 HP Iago says: *fuck, I meant blow *It would have done more damage t.t Ne'er-do-well says: *HAHA *YOUR FATAL ERROR HAS LEFT ME AN OPENIN G Iago says: *t.t *NOES Ne'er-do-well says: *...to run like a little girl *return *Ne'er-do-well called back NOUVEAU NOVA. *go HASEO *Ne'er-do-well sent forth HASEO! 463HP, 132ATK, 168DEF, 152SPC, 157SPE, FIRE type. *"LET'S GO HOE" Iago says: *.... this just got serious *return Ne'er-do-well says: *Iago called back SPDUDE. Iago says: *go XAALE Ne'er-do-well says: *Iago sent forth XAALE! 440HP, 125ATK, 147DEF, 111SPC, 125SPE, FLYING type. Iago says: *lolwut Grounded says: *I CAN FLY Ne'er-do-well says: *but noooo it was supposed to be a fight to the death between SPDude and the people of the forum D: Iago says: *OMFG YES *... Ne'er-do-well says: *use SEXY DEEP VOICE Iago says: *return Ne'er-do-well says: *HASEO's SEXY DEEP VOICE did 134 damage! XAALE: 306/440 HP *Iago called back XAALE. *LOL Grounded says: *LMAO Ne'er-do-well says: *THE DAMAGE IS DONE Grounded says: *IT'S TOO MUCH Iago says: *go spdude + Xaale hybrid Ne'er-do-well says: *Iago sent forth SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID! 445HP, 129ATK, 118DEF, 169SPC, 156SPE, GROUND type. *You were really weak to that *... *return *Ne'er-do-well called back HASEO. Iago says: */gasp Grounded says: *Lolface Ne'er-do-well says: *go ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP *Ne'er-do-well sent forth ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP! 457HP, 155ATK, 157DEF, 144SPC, 157SPE, NORMAL type. Iago says: *OH GOD *JUST GOT FUCKIN' SERIOUS Grounded says: *LOL NORMAL TYPE Iago says: *use RICH CHUPACABRA Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's RICH CHUPACABRA did 55 damage! ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 402/457 HP *This is perfectly normal *use TOSS THE L ROCK *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's TOSS THE L ROCK did 96 damage! SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 349/445 HP Iago says: *FFFFFFFFFFFFFF *use FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF did 63 damage! ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 339/457 HP *use SHARP, SPINY TENTACLE RAPE/MUTILATION *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's SHARP, SPINY TENTACLE RAPE/MUTILATION did 89 damage! SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 260/445 HP Iago says: *use TOM'S INFINITE RAGE Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's TOM'S INFINITE RAGE did 63 damage! ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 276/457 HP Iago says: *that was anti climactic /B( *t.t NO Grounded says: */B( you tried Iago says: *oh *wait Ne'er-do-well says: *use EXODIA... OBLITERATE!! *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's EXODIA... OBLITERATE!! did 114 damage! SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 146/445 HP Iago says: *are you still here- OH THERE HE IS Grounded says: *OH GOD OH GOD Iago says: *OW *OH THAT'S IT, YOU CUNT *use SETO KAIBA'S DRAGON FETISH Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's SETO KAIBA'S DRAGON FETISH did 37 damage! ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 239/457 HP Iago says: *WTF Grounded says: *fail Ne'er-do-well says: *I THINK NOT *use ERUPTIIIING, BURNIIIING, FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's ERUPTIIIING, BURNIIIING, FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR did 113 damage! SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 33/445 HP Iago says: *GOD DAMN IT Ne'er-do-well says: *You have already sent forth SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID. Grounded says: *it's orange im- not even gonna Iago says: *... *use it's orange imo Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's IT'S ORANGE IMO did 57 damage! ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 182/457 HP Iago says: *FFFFFFFF /raeg Grounded says: *MY COLOR BLINDNESS IS FAILING Ne'er-do-well says: *Now for the finish Iago says: *IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE D: Ne'er-do-well says: *I call upon the holy powers of MS Paint Adventure *To grant me the strength to vanquish my enemy *ONCE *AND *FOR *ALL Iago says: *... PLEASE NO t.t Ne'er-do-well says: *use SEPULCHRITUDE *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID dodged ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's SEPULCHRITUDE! *...YOU SON OF A BITCH Grounded says: *HA *AHAHA Iago says: *HAHAHA *now...time for something devastating *use ALWAYS ON TOP Ne'er-do-well says: *SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID's ALWAYS ON TOP did 73 damage! ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP: 109/457 HP Grounded says: *I love that that's the thing that's done the most so far Ne'er-do-well says: *I'm afraid the Nova half of our glorious hybrid does not mind being submissive ;p Iago says: *.. it is Grounded says: *for the Xaale/spdude hybrid Iago says: *oh wow :v Grounded says: *and loool Ne'er-do-well says: *THE MSPAINT ADVENTURE REFERENCE SPRING HAS NOT RUN DRY *DESPERATION ATTAAAACK *use THE CANDY CORN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME *ASHWIN + NOVA HYBRID WITH L THE ROCK SITTING ON TOP's THE CANDY CORN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME did 88 damage! SPDUDE + XAALE HYBRID: 0/445 HP *Congratulations, Ne'er-do-well! You have defeated Iago! Grounded says: *Lol aw Iago says: *t.t Ne'er-do-well says: * *breathe* * *pant* * *wheeze* *I... *did it... Grounded says: *Lolface Ne'er-do-well says: *I defeated the eval *KH-V is safe once again *Post this epic shyt y/n? Grounded says: *Yes Iago says: *Y
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*rolls around on his bed* Holy shit holy shit holy shit I have a bed that actually fits me holy shit holy shit holy shit
I just got an apartment in Twilight Town Can anybody help me move my shit
So, my youtube account has been pretty bare. I need to churn something out while I'm working on my 100-sub special to tide people over. So I'm thinking MV. How does footage of KH2's Twilight Town Struggle tournament + this song sound to you guys? btw i'm talking about this kind of MV not this kind of MV
sure have changed.
Tell me what it means and I will love you unconditionally forever.
Almost time for the Wallternative. Which is basically Rock Band, MtG, and occasionally Wii Virtual Console games from Japan until two in the morning, then I'll try and hunt down Jimmy and the gang and talk about nostalgic Cartoon Network shows. And this time I'm gonna get there before everyone else sings "Clint Eastwood" and gets tired of it. And I'll probably sing "Heartbreaker" again too 'cause I'm such a fagt. <3 Currently watching: Baccano! Next up: Dr. Who
Easily the best movie ever Also, trying to get into Dr. Who soon. Any place in particular you'd recommend I start, or shall I just take it from the top?
