What is love? Is it that thing where one person sues and another steals all the money and one goes to the psychopathotic mental school for unrecognized genders?
Or was it the outside?
What I found is: The true deffinition of a job is actually a code name designed by Obama who, by being a Nazi and trying to kill democreacy instead of Jews, has designed a too literal "Concentration Camp." These Concentration Camps are usually job offfices or schools and force us all to concentrate until our brains explode and die.
*Comes back and finds their is no such thing*
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If I make this thread what is "If" about?
I just got 100 post. You don't have to care. I just wanted to make a thread so I could remember the day.
I made this thread. I was bored. I had nothing to do. Nothing I can gain out of it. I can only lose. If you wish to bash at me then fine. I was just bored and I wished to make a thread.
I made a poem. If you don't care I don't care that you don't care. I'm tired of this agony I'm tired of this humanity Everything lies in insanity All we try is in vanity All ends in pain For the sain We live for a lie We die for a lie All our hopes are to late How cruel is fate?
Story: There was once a council of three Gods. One was life, one was inbetween, one was death (Mortalitas is death. If you wish to know the names of the others tell me) These Gods lived eternally and brought peace to the universe. After a while, one God decided he was the most powerful of the three Gods and so he decided to rally up a group of Angels to oppose the other three Gods. The Angels failed and so as punishment the God that had tried to take over (Mortalitas is his name) was sent to a realm of what was supposed to be eternal punishment. Years passed, and their legaceys were disfigured, their were brought forth seperate religions over the Gods but yet the true legaceys of the Gods were forgotten. Since their legaceys were forgotten, the Gods died with their legacey. All except Mortalitas. Some called him by a diffrent name but it was still his legacey. It was his punishment to suffer for all eternity and watch the high fall and become fallen just as he had done. More years passed, and with those years came war. With that war came sin, and with that sin the barrier that prisoned Mortalitas weakend. People began to remember the legacey of Mortalitas, and some began to worship him. The war stopped but yet the barrier did not stop weakining. The barrier is still becoming weaker. As his prison weakens, the peace weakens. The only hope of the Universe is that Mortalitas can be stopped before he breaks free from his prison. The hope lies in a group of people. They have rememberd the true legacey of the Gods and will now fight against or with Mortalitas. Types (Tell me if you wish to add a type): Fallen Angel: These are people who ether assisted Mortalitas while their was a Council of Gods, worshipped him, or did bad things. Human: A normally normal being made of flesh and blood. Vampire: A being with extreme powers. Some fear the light. Elves: Beings with physichal capabilites and some magic powers. Some hate machines Dwarves: Beings with extreme physichal abilites that like to dig. Priest: A being who ether worshps the true legacey of one God, two Gods, or all three Rules: 1: Follow the rules O R A N GE made 2: No controlling other peoples characters 3: No Godmodding 4: No power-playing 5: If I have to, I will add more rules later Character sheet (Tell me if anything needs to be added) Username: Character name: Age: Gender: Character discription: Weapon: Do they remember the legacey of the true Gods or any of the true Gods legaceys: Type: Characters: Username: King Of Darkness Character name: Mortalitas Age: Since the start of time Gender: Male Character discription: A Man wearing a Black Shirt, Pants, and Shoes. Over these things he wears a Black Cloack. Has One Black Wing to signify that he has fallen. Weapon: Various Powers: Various Do they remember the legacey of the true Gods or any of the true Gods legaceys: He remembers them all since he was one of the three Gods. Type: God I know I was vague on Mortalitas but I have to have some suprises.
Happy New Years Eve. Tommorow it turns from 2008 to 2009. Anybody else staying up to 12:00 AM today?
This is my first try at a comedy so please help and give tips so that I may improve my writing. ________________ Chapter One ________________ Our story starts off at the end of Kingdom Hearts II. The letter reads as follows: Dear Heroes Organizaation XIII has been reborn in the Realm of Nothingness and since Square Enix partnerd with Disney which would not let us torture them to death, we have to teach them to get along and how to feel. Regretfully Signed, King Sora, Riku and Kairi just gaze at the letter in utter disbelief. Meanwhile Organization XIII was in Where Nothing Gathers. "Yay! We got a new chance to live a happy life," Zexion said trying to sound joyful. "What's with you?" Larxene asked. "Some kids thought I was emo and Disney decided that since it can mean stuff they wanted me to look happy so the kids would feel happy," Zexion said. "How great, oh so noble sir," Larxene asked. "What's with you?" Axel asked. "Disney decided I was to savage and wanted me to be more ladey-like," Larxene replied trying to remain calm. "Why is Xemnas no longer shown as The Supierier?" Vexen asked. "Kids thought that it impled that he was better then us and since Disney thought everybody was equal he was changed to "The Leader Who Is Equal To Everybody Else And In No Way Better Because Everybody Is Equal," Marluxia replied. Vexen looked at Marluxia to see that he had black hair now. "What happend to you?"" Vexen asked. "They thought I looked and acted to much like a girl," Marluxia replied after putting his hood over his face. "What happend to your guns?" Xemnas asked while looking at Xigbar. "They decided they looked to much like guns so they gave me some throwable Pie for the time being until the law suites are sorted out," Xigbar replied. "It's such a beautiful day!" Zexion said. "Shut up. Flowers are for girls," Marluxia said. "Got it memorized?" Axel said. "Got what memorized oh so kind sir?" Larxene said as ladey-like as possible. "But he is no kinder then any of us because we are all equal," Xemnas added. "Where are the others?" Axel asked. "Out getting ready for group therapy with doctor Phill," Xemnas replied. "Doctor Phill?" Vexen asked. "Did I say Docter Phill? I meant Docter Feel, don't ask," Xemnas said. "That sounds great!" Larxene said. "No it doesn't," Marluxia replied. "Your right sir," Larxene replied. "What happend to your title?" Xemnas asked Vexen. They changed it to "The Smart Guy" because kids were going out in the cold with books getting sick by trying to get smart," Vexen replied. "Got it Memorized?" Axel said. "Why do you keep saying that?" Xigbar asked. "The fans liked it and they wanted more money." Axel replied. "Got it memorized?" Axel finished. "Well this almost sucks," Xemnas said while looking at a paper. "What?" Marluxia said. "They almost changed our name from Nobodys to People Who Don't Have A Heart but are Still Nice and Kind." "Why?" Larxene asked. "Kids were saying they were Nobodys and they did not exist and could not feel. The Parent's thought this meant they had low-selfesteem and so Disney almost changed it and Square Enix stopped them. "Where is the place where we have to go to therapy at?" Xigbar asked. "Where People Who Do Not Have Any Issues Gather That Wish To Have Peaceful And Friendly Talks," Xemnas replied. "Got it memorized?" Axel replied.
_____________________ Chapter One _____________________ Our story starts off at the end of Kingdom Hearts II while Sora Riku and Kairi are reading the letter. While they read it a puff of smoke comes and knocks them all out. Sora awakes to find himself in a small room. "Where am I?" he thought. "You have awaken," a voice said from behind. "Who are you?" Sora said. "Who am I? Who are you?" the voice responded. Sora looks at his clothing. He was shocked to see he is in the clothing that Riku was in while being possesed by Xehanort's Heartless. "What?" Sora said weakly. "All you know is nothing. You have gone so far in nothing but darkness, yet still you do not understand darkness." Sora looks up and sees that the voice is gone and that he is free. "This is a trick... Right?" Sora said aloud weakly. Sora looked up and saw that their was a door infront of him. "Open the door Sora...Open the door and find out what the Heart already knows but yet the Heart does not," a voice said this from behind. Sora opend the door. In the room he saw computers that had videos of him on them. "What?" Sora thought blankly. They were videos of him, but yet it was not him. It showed the story of Riku and Sora, yet it was not the story of Riku and Sora. Thei history had been swapped. It left off at when he enterd Castle Oblivion. "You are a puppet Sora. You are merely a puppet that has wished for that which can not be. Return as all things must to the darkness and find rest their. Return Sora. Fate is inevitable. Darkness is your fate," a voice said from the screen. "I will not loose sight of m light," Sora said. "You never had a light to begin with," the voice said. "Shut up!" Sora said this and broke the video player with a blast of dark energy. "So the games have begun," a dark figure said while watching Sora through a concelled video camera.
People seem to be taking potato chips so I also took a soda so I could was mine down.
This is a theory. I did not make this and can no way take credit for it's flaws or perfections. This was part of a keyblade theory that Master Riku 789 made on KH insiders. Part of the theory is as follows: If part of the weilder's heart gives birth to a keyblade, then what happens when the keyblade loses the peice of it's weilder's heart that gave it birth. If the peice of the weilder's heart that created the keyblade is stolen from the keyblade then that part of the weilder's heart will create an unbirth. Why are they called unbirths? Because due to the keyblade losing the peice of it's weilder's heart that gave it birth, then losing that peice of it's weilders heart will take reverse the effect and the keyblade will no longer exist. thus the name unbirth. Dissapereance: We know that the unbirths mysteriously dissapeared shortly after birth by sleep, so how did they dissapear? We know there are as many keyblades as there are quilified hearts to weild them. so the keyblades are limted by the number of people quailified to weild them, example: if there are 500 qualified people to weild a keyblade then there are only 500 keyblades. As such the unbirths are limited to the number of keyblades, eventually the limited number of unbirths were wiped out and thus they dissapeared. I made the one that follows though I am still working on it: I have some theorys on The Room of Sleep and The Room of Awakening and there involvment with Unbirths. We know The Room of Sleep was constructed after Xehanort sent Ansem the Wise into the Dark Realm but what about The Room of Awakening? Xemnas thought that it was in Castle Oblivion so could it be there the whole time? The title: Birth By Sleep got me thinking about this. What if one could go into a sleep in The Room of Sleep and be rebirthed in The Room of Awakening as a new person with a stronger heart? There might have been another Room of Sleep before that or something though we will not know really until the game comes out. What if one without a strong heart attempted this proccess and failed so insted of a rebirth got a unbirth? Perhaps Xehanort built The Room of Sleep to aid in this proccess of rebirth. If there was no Room of Sleep then that would explain why so many people failed and were unbirthed. Xehanort says he has a "special friend" in the Room of Sleep which may be why he built The Room of Sleep. So that the said friend would not fail and become a unbirth. Xemnas is searching for The Room of Awakening in Castle Oblivion so the person might be ready for awakening. The name: Birth By Sleep souds like it will have something to do with The Room of Sleep, unbirth, rebirth, and if The Room of Sleep is to be involved The Room of Awakening might be involved or mentioned. Perhaps the name: Birth By Sleep means it will talk about a past version of The Room of Sleep. Some new things I am adding to this theory, and some ideas I am taking away. Terra is Xehanort. In the cut scene that we see the blue Kingdom Hearts with we see his eyes flash yellow. Xehanort's eyes turned this color after being in the darkness for some time. Terra looses memory after being in darkness and when the battle was over and Ven gave his heart to Sora Master Xehanort posseses Terra or tells Terra that his name is Xehanort and to follow darkness so that he may regain his memories and friends. Terra constructed the Room of Sleep to help hold the soul of Aqua and sought the Room of Awakening. Perhaps the apprentice posseses Terra and that tells why Terra has a guard shadow and I think it's destroyed twice and that might support this by the apprentice being seen able to split in two. Some people believe this might be the first Heartless and Nobody. Another theory I have on the apprentice is that the apprentice is Xemnas and this is supported by both the apprentice and Xemnas being able to battle as two people. The apprentice in the cut scene and Xemnas in the final battle. Xemnas's special friend is Aqua. If the apprentice is Xemnas then that might mean that the apprentice might believe he is Xehanort or atleast acts like it. Though chances are this was mocking. During the battle with Xemnas he wears Aqua's armor. This might mean that whatever used it before now does not need it and that Aqua has awakend. Perhaps the Room of Sleep was built to house souls/conciousness until one could be rebirthed in the Room of Awakening. Xion theory: Xion is the Nobody of Aqua. When Aqua saw Ven seal his heart into Sora she did this also except she sealed her's in Kairi's who eventually sealed it into Sora who eventually became a Heartless. Namine and Roxas are the special Nobodys, Xion is the normal one. Perhaps Roxas is the Nobody of Ven's heart in Sora like others have said. The reason Xion has no memorys is becasue Xehanort has her conciousness. Something happens and she is reunited with her consioucness and she becomes Aqua again. Thus history repeats itself. People say that some Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts games follow a similar theme. Perhaps what Rufus Shinra said in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is true. If the Lifestream is the very nature of life and it is always circiling and repeating then history must follow the same path and repeat. Unbirth theory: Unbirths are souls that did not get the Room of Sleep. That is why Xehanort wanted Aqua in the Room of Sleep. Perhaps Terra tried to merge with the blue Kingdom Hearts and that is how he lost his memory. All of these are theorys and if there is some plot hole remember there might be a unknown factor in the equation of what happens. Credits to Ximecky and a lot of other people for theorys and ideas.
Inspiration: I got the inspiration for this story after looking at Black Holes. They suck evreything around them in, even the light. Though even though they suck up the light it's depth is still infinetly in darkness. I also expanded upon the idea. Setting: Time: At the end of Kingdom Hearts II when Sora, Riku, and Kairi are reading the letter by King Mickey Place: Destiny Islands _____________________________________ Chapter One: _____________________________________ The letter reads as follows, Dear, Sora, Riku, and Kairi Hope you are well. There is a great distubance in the light. I need you to come immedeatly so that I may explain it. Inside you will find a button that if you press will take you to me by Gumi Ship Signed Repectfully, The King Riku presses the button. A Gumi Ship comes from the Heavens above and takes them to King Mickey. They travel in silence and wonder over what the King wants. "Glad you could make it," the King said as soon as they got their. "A Black Hole as formed due to the exlosion of Kingdom Hearts. Due to normal Black Holes being formed by exploding Stars and this one being formed by exploding Hearts, this one is worse. It sucks in everything, even the light. "Then what make's this one diffrent?" Sora asked. "This one, Sora, when it sucks in light, it sends out darkness. That darkness has even leaked to the Realm of Nothing and freed the Organization. Everything that you have defeted or met has returned. "Everything?" Riku said fearing the worst. Note from Author: Their might be some twists like Final Fantasy characters meeting their Kingdom Hearts selves. I just had a inspiration... "Some of the worst have gotten through though the worst is yet to come and beings from times diffrent from our own have come," the King said. "Like who?" Kairi replied. "They are the same people that we have here, yet they are diffrent. Some might be new...Do not ask. Even we do not yet fully understand it yet," the King replied. "Where is this Black Hole?" Riku asked. "Well...that is the problem. It seems to be always expanding, growing smaller, or moving. Don't ask on that ether," "Though we will find it," a voice said from behind. "Yen Sid!" the King said rushing over to his master. "We will!" "Ah yup yup!" Two voices said from behind. "Donald! Goofey! Your here!" Sora said as he rushed to meet his two friends. "A yup yup. We heard you needed help and we wanted to help," Goofey said in his usual Goofey way. "So a new journey. A new hope. And a new Keyblade!" Yen Sid said. In the hands of each of the Keyblade wielders including King Mickey appeared a Keyblade. "It's called the Eternal Bond. As long as each of you have one, you will always meet again someday," Yen Sid said. "We'll take good care of it!" all the Keyblade wielders said. "It's getting late. We have a big journy so we need to rest," Yen Sid said. "A yup yuk," Goofey said. With that they all went to bed and prepared for the next day. _____________________________________ Chapter Two: _____________________________________ Note from Author: This chaptor takes place in the world/universe of Final Fantasy VII. The below scene is happening before Kingdom Hearts collapses. "Hey, Cloud!" Tifa said happily as she saw him. They were in a shop trying to help the poor and orphans get homes. They were outside and the sky was pure with happiness. Note from Author: Takes place one year after Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. "Hello Tifa," Cloud said in his usual way. Note from Author: Now is when Kingdom Hearts collapses. "What?" Cloud said as he looked at the sky and saw it rippeling. The rippeling soon stopped. Reno comes running to Cloud. "Cloud, we need you. Shinra needs you," Reno said. "I am not a SOLDIER," Cloud said. "Shinra said it might involve "The Nightmare"," Reno said. Cloud dropped his sack and picked up his sword. "I'm coming," said Cloud hoping that it was nothing. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo were in Hollow Bastion. (Kingdom Hearts universe) "Where are we?" Yazoo said. "Brother...," Loz said. "Mother's will has given us another chance! We will not fail you, gracious Mother," Kadaj said. "Hey, who are you people?" a voice said from behind. The voice was Tifa. "Together we'll play once more...," Loz said as he charged at Tifa. Tifa jumped onto the top of a roof. "Who are you creeps?" Tifa asked. "We are the remnats of Mother's legacey. Here to rid the universe of fools and those who oppose Mother's legacey," Yazoo said. "I don't know who your Mom is, but yet you two look like you could use some help. Who is Mother?" Kadaj pulls out his Souba. "You...you dare not know about Mother? She sent us to this universe to rid it of fools such as you," Kadaj said while rushing to Tifa. Sephiroth was in Traverse Town and Cloud was also. They did not know each other's whereabouts though. "Where is he? If he embodies all my darkness and is a part of me I should know where he is," Cloud said. On the other side of town, "Where are you Cloud?" Sephiroth wonderd the streets looking for Cloud.
I have nothing else to do. So I will- Make a topic about it- Because I can
Tommorow I will do a Sephiroth flood to match the Yami flood.
They took it. They took the cookies...
Notes: If I have forgotten a character or anything tell me or if you wish to add a character. Setting Time: When Sora, Riku, and Kairi are reading the letter at the end of Kingdom Hearts II. The letter reads as follows: Sora, Riku, and Kairi. Yen Sid and I have discoved that the Organization is alive and are planning to return all to nothing because they can not be whole. They are planting bombs in worlds and are going to war with the Heartless. The Heartless our fighting back. We do not know yet what is controling them. This is the final war between Heartless and Nobodys. As our job as keyblade wielders we have to stop them. A Gummi Ship appears out of the sky and Sora, Riku, and Kairi get in it. There they head to Disney Castle with Donald and Goofey. Characters: Malifecent: Pete: Donald: Goofey: Yen Sid: Sora: Riku: Kairi: Singstar King Mickey: Queen Minnie: Donald: Goofey: Cid: Tifa: Yuffie: Leon: Cloud: King Of Darkness Sephiroth: King Of Darkness Cid: Namine: Roxas: Xeheanort's Heartless: King Of Darkness Organization XIII Xemnas: Xigbar: Xaldin: Vexen: Lexaeus: Zexion: Saïx: Axel: Demyx: Luxord: Marluxia: Larxene: OC Form: Username: Name: Gender: Age (Not required): Personality: Bio(Not required): Appearance: Powers: Weapon: Side (Good, bad, neutrual): Other (Not required): Rules 1. No godmodding. 2. No controlling other peoples characters. 3. You can only have up to 5 characters. Anymore and you need to PM me. 4. No text talk. 5. If a role is open and it is needed for the sake of the plot then ether I or somebody else will control it temporairly until it is no longer needed.
