Darth Vader and I ended up staring at each other. I just about died. HE WAS USING THE FORCE TO STARE ME DOWN!
... They give me headaches. :'(
These are 10 texts sent between myself and my wife friend. I'm in RED, also, this is all based on some weird thing we're writing. 2:55 am: Hey Edgeworth. It's Phoenix. Phoenix Wright. I have a small favour to ask you and I was wondering if you'd mind if I asked you. It could change your life. 2:57 am: Well that depends Phoenix. Is this like the last time you asked me for a "favour"? Because I am never lending you my law books again. If I'd known you'd wanted to build a den with them, I'd have given you boxes instead. Or bricks. 3:02 am: No, no. It's actually about my relationship with a client of mine.The thing is, something terrible has happened to this client and I need your help to put it right. Also, can I borrow your teapot? 3:05 am: What have you done now, Phoenix? You'd better tell me everything. And no, you may not borrow my teapot- it's got lovely flowers on it and I'm not having you break it. Since when do you drink tea anyway? 3:14 am: Well, this client of mine is on trial for the murder of her boss but she's also working for me, however, due to a recent discovery a jealous co-worker has locked her in the store cupboard. I have the evidence but I don't want our relationship exposed. Could you find someone who wouldn't think of that? And no, I don't drink tea. Pearl broke Charley's watering can. 3:20 am: *Sigh*... always causing trouble, Phoenix. I'll see what I can do. Also, locked in the storage cupboard? Shouldn't you... Er... let her out? And well!! I'm almost offended!! This teapot is a thing of fine beauty and precise art, not some common watering can for that stupid plant! Can't you use one of Godot's coffee mugs, or something? 3:26 am: I can't get into the storage cupboard. It needs a code.That's why I've been sitting outside the door talking to her. And sleeping on Gumshoe's coat. I asked Godot. He said he wouldn't know the amount of coffee he drinks with a cup missing. 3:30 am: Well find someone who knows the code! Honestly Phoenix, must you be so impractical all the time? Re Godot's coffee cups: Take one, and replace it with the broken watering can. I doubt he'll notice the difference. 3:35 am: I'm trying!!! But the only person who knows it locked her in! I'm going to look through some files, see if I can find it and get her out. Only about 150 more to go... And I think he would notice. The can is in pieces. 3:40 am: Well chin up- I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later! Get Maya to stick it back together, she fixed that sacred urn thing pretty well. Hey! There's an idea! Use the urn to water that vexatious vegetatation.
... It suddenly reminded me of you.
Fruits Basket volume 2 receipt. I love my comic/manga store. <3
Okay so here's the situation: My friend recently met someone who she is interested in, and even though I have no problems with the fact that she likes him or that he sometimes sits with us at lunch, I do have a problem with the amount of time she spends with him. When she first met him, she still mainly hung out with us and wouldn't ditch us for him if she said she'd stay with us. Now, she's ditching us for him, even though she has said in the past that she would never put a guy before her friends. If that's the case, what is she doing now? Also, we both got invited to a party and she asked if she could bring him, I asked if I could bring one of my friends and got told I couldn't. There was going to be hardly anyone I know at the party, so I skipped it because I was feeling uncomfortable with it. I don't really want to be sitting alone, left out, with nobody to talk to while she goes off with this guy and his friends. I've been out with them before, and I felt seriously uncomfortable because they paid hardly any attention to me. It felt like I was just there to make up numbers since there were 2 guys and my friend, neither this guy or his friend spoke to me at all. They only talked to each other and my friend. To be honest, I was wishing for the night to be over before it had begun. I would have preferred to be watching TV or something than feel like that. I don't know, maybe I'm a little jealous of the time she's spending with him, but I'm too scared to tell her that I'm feeling isolated from the group in case she decides that she doesn't want me around anymore. I feel as if I can't even talk to my other friends about it in case they tell her about it. What do I do?
I need to do this outside soon <3
Mine has to be: Also bands seem to think I know Simon Cowell...a lot.
Cassie says: Hai Axel-Chan <3 リク says: Duhnananananannananananana na na NA BATMAAAAN Guess what Chinese food was not at the Chinese restaurant? :O Cassie says: OMG STIR FRY ? Axel-Chan <3 リク says: YES OMFG Cassie says: LOL Axel-Chan <3 リク says: WTF? NO STIR FRY ARRRRGGH Cassie says: xD Axel-Chan <3 リク says: *sob* xD Cassie says: Oh btw, what else is there to go out and do besides cinema and house parties? Axel-Chan <3 リク says: Be a fool in the Lego store? Why? Cassie says: LOL Cause I wanna go out this weekend but I dunno what to do yet Axel-Chan <3 リク says: DUN JUDGE MAHH xd *xD Well, if you're inviting me... I don't really like house parties (having never properly been to one xD) and too much cinema makes people asplode. Cassie says: And my parents are going out too so I WAS going to have a party but I'm not allowed Axel-Chan <3 リク says: Sooo xD Oh in THAT case Yes, I would be delighted to attend. Shall I bring cookies? xD Cassie says: LOL Just invite yourself why don't you xD That's if I'm allowed Axel-Chan <3 リク says: I offered to bring cookies, I'm nice! xD Cassie says: Yeah, drinking games and cookies xD Is it possible to just go out to some random place and play drinking games? xD Axel-Chan <3 リク says: Ask Tai Waait He's out clubbing
We both came back with lipbalm and lego And he bought me a manga :D I LOVE my friends :D
Cookies...
...It's not even funny.
I just feel as if I let everybody down. I feel as if my friends are let down by me, my parents and my teachers are never happy with me either. I've started thinking how much better their lives would be if I just disappeared and never came back, never contacted them again. I can't even walk past a bridge without imagining throwing myself off it at the moment. I don't want to lose my friends, because I love them all too much to do something like that. If I left, I'd feel as if I'd let them down and broken a promise to them. I can't even tell my friends how I feel because I don't want them to see me cry. They've helped me through so much, that I don't want to put them through anything else. I don't want them to worry about me. At the same time, I also get left out a lot in my group of friends and start feeling invisible, would they even notice that I was gone? My parents just seem to be waiting for me to mess up so that they can keep harping on about my mistake. I try to remind them that I am a teenager and it's what I'm supposed to do, that I'm still learning, but they don't seem to realise this. My stepdad often tells me the only job I'm ever going to get is in Burger King and that I'm going to fail college, which I am close to doing anyway unless I tell my teachers this. I can't tell my teachers that I have problems with my family because they'll call my parents to check that I'm telling the truth. My parents will tell them that I am lying and the whole faculty will insist that I'm just making excuses like they did the last time I had an argument with my dad. They phoned my mother and father and asked them what was going on, they both said "nothing" and now I have a record as a liar. What am I supposed to do to let people know how I'm feeling? It's not like I can come straight out and tell them, even though this thread may be the only way I find the courage tell one of them. Please help me.
Brooke Bradley ran out of the house, forgetting to shut and lock the door. To most people, doing such a thing was unthinkable, crazy; but to her it didn't matter. She could hear police sirens rushing up towards her street from approximately three miles away and she had also seen a helicopter canvassing the neighbourhood. She had seen the serial number on the tail, recognised it and ran. The helicopter belonged to the PSIB, the Paranormal and Supernatrual Intelligance Bureau and it was tracking her. She was the only person around this area that they knew of and had captured before. The agents and scientists of the PSIB, didn't like people even the slghtest bit like her. She knew that she was an ancient deity enclosed in her own body, giving her the cat-like reflexes, night vision and excellent hearing that she posessed. There were six others like her, but Brooke hadn't met any of them yet, or maybe she had and they had looked too human to notice. Her shoulder-length pink hair trailed in the wind behind her as she ran deeper into the heart of the city, stopping in a dark, enclosed alleyway, she pulled herself up and over the wall that clearly marked it was a dead end. Nobody even knew about the other parts of the city that had suddenly sprung to life as soon as the PSIB had announced that they were after vampires, werewolves and all the other paranormal things that humans don't see in this world, except now they were. After her capture, she had pleaded innocence, she told the man in charge that she was human. Lux had just smiled as if she'd cracked a joke and shook his head, in the end, she had lied about her name. According to her file at PSIB headquarters her name was Natalie Brooke. The scientists had given her a name for her race, the Unnamed. Now they seemed to know the secrets of her origins, as the broadcast had said earlier in the week. She had heard the news from a young PSIB agent, whilst wearing a blonde wig and her uniform a little loose. Some guys were so easy to manipulate. The other side of the wall, unsuprisingly, held another alleyway, this one dirty and littered with blood bags, syringes and raw meat. It looked like a hobo paradise, the few dirty houses that littered the streets ahead were home to anybody non-human. Brooke smiled at the genius of it, this was all going on under Lux's nose. She could still hear the helicopter, and a few moments later it stopped. She heard heavy footsteps behind her, and ran faster than she had been, attempting to barrel into the doors of the old, abandoned community centre. She stumbled. A shadow loomed over her as she collapsed and passed out. She saw the smiling teeth before she closed her eyes. I'll add more when I can <3
I have to do a transcription of a recorded piece of speech and I was hoping to do an interview. So does anybody want to be interviewed by me or can you PLEASE submit questions for the interview. The interview is going to be about whomever gets interviewed (I have this feeling it may be KS) as if they were famous for writing a movie or something. Just something everyday that they do and blowing it up so now they're famous. For example if it were me being interviewed, a good question may be "Why is your comic character named Jake?" To which the answer would be: "Because Jake is awesome."
And I still have not drawn the following two people: A Government dude. The vampire. HOW COULD I FORGET THE VAMPIRE?!
Let's do one of my "experiments". Make it into a kind of game, shall we? What I want to see is if we can have a Q&A type thing, using Google. The person above posts a question, you start typing out the answer to that question into Google in words. You answer the question with the first thing Google reccomends after typing at least two letters. Got it memorized? What's your favourite song?
And here's where you come in. (I will thank you individually if this ever gets published anywhere except deviantArt, like, in a book.) I have a question KHV, that you may answer as seriously as you choose. What do you guys dream about? Spoiler ...I dream about being in a Final Fantasy game.
I own an Axel shirt. I've just dyed my hair red And I've ordered grren contacts. HOLYFREAKIN'TOOTHFAIRY! I'M A KH CHARACTER!
Did you get any snow!? I did. It looks liek icing sugar :D
