((( last post for the night.))) The puppets stared at their empty hands. *************** Zexion narrowed his eyes again. "Hmm... she proved to be quite a challenge... even against the puppets... I'll let her live to die another day." *************** A corridor of darkness appeared and the first puppet walked in. The second puppet followed but it turned back around to face the Turk and it stuck out it's tongue then ran into the portal as it disappears. *************** Zexion stood up and closed his book, walking away, he was humming Madonna's Die Another Day to himself. ((( XD, Zexion's humming Madonna. Lol. ))))
Another random battle. This time, it's against... (-----------------------------) The Devious Siren Sora and gang were in Hollow Bastion, just checking up on things and clearing some Heartless when they reached the castle gate where they fought Demyx, they found yet another statue, this time it was a microphone. "Look, it's another of them creepy statues." "We can see that Goofy." Donald huffed. He was still pretty mad about their last encounter with a statue. Sora took a step forward and his Keyblade appeared in his hand again. "It's happening again?" The staute glowed and when the light disappeared, a young girl was in it's place. She looked like she was in her early teens with long curly blonde hair and dark blue eyes. She wore a strange outfit like Blaze only it was more different, almost like she was going to perform a show or something. She wore an identical scarf like Blaze but it was blue. She held a microphone in her hand and did a peace sign next to her head. "Hi there! The names Sapphiree! Songtress extraordinaire!" Sora tilted his head to the side in confusion. "....Okay?" Sapphiree looked around, observing the area. "Hmm... good stage quality..." She tapped the heel of her boot on the ground. "Very good..." She then held up her mic to her face. "Testing, 1...2...3..." her voice echoed around the area. "Awesome. Well, let's get this show on the road!" "HUH?!?!!?" the three chorused which made Sapphiree cover her ears. "Oh sweet gracious! That sounded horrible, don't worry, you'll be humming a heavenly tune once I'm through with you!" She spun back and began dancing. She waved her mic once into the direction of Donald and spun around again. "Samba of Silence!" A dim light engulfed Donald. Goofy looked worriedly at his comrade. "Donald, are you okay?" He tried to speak but nothing came out. He then began stomping on the ground, frustrated. Sapphiree dashed up to Sora, blue sparkles trailing behind her. She swung her mic down on him but he blocked with his Keyblade. "Geez, you remind me of a creep in the Organization who played an annoying instrument, you're just as annoying as him!" "If he annoyed you then that must mean he wasn't much of a performer, but as for me, I'm better!" Sora pushed her away and rushed up to her to slash her but she held up her mic and sang. "Lullaby (bye bye bye bye) Lullaby (bye bye bye bye) Lullaby! (bye bye bye bye)" Sora was slowing down and eventually collapsed to his knees, using his keyblade to steady himself. "What the... Why am I suddenly... so... tired..." he yawned. "Let me sing for you my Lullaby..." she smiled, walking up to Sora, still singing. "When you lay down late at night, I'm the siren you can't fight, I know you don't stand a chance, boy." She knelt down in front of him, putting her hand against his forehead."There is nothing you can do, once I put my spell on you, let me sing for you my lullaby." She closed his eyes with her hand and Sora fell asleep right there on the spot. Sapphiree stood up and walked away from him. She looked around to find that Goofy was already asleep. "Oh fudge, they didn't hear the rest of my song... dear, dear.... oh well, time to finish it." She conjured up two blue musical notes in her hands and they float behind her. She turned to face the group as the notes grew feathers, soon it looked like she had floating blue wings behind her. they flapped once and she took a deep breath, singing into her mic again. "Megalomania!" thousands upon thousands of small blue spheres shot out of the notes towards the trio. Donald ran up to Goofy, spun his staff around and slammed it against his shield, making a loud gong-like sound. Sora and Goofy woke up instantly. "wha-what happened?" Sora saw Donald point frantically at the oncoming spheres and fishmouthed. "Hoo boy! Reflect!" Light shined around Sora and it glowed brighter when the spheres made contact. They disappeared and Sapphiree lowered her mic and slumped her shoulders. "....Oh no..." Blue light shined around Sora and the spheres shot back at Sapphiree. Once the onslaught was over, Sapphiree fell to her knees, she was about to cry. "My performance... I totally bombed... but..." she wiped at her eyes and stood up. "I won't let this get me down. After all..." Sapphiree smiled. "You can't defeat what's already gone." She bowed and disappeared. "Wait!" Sora ran towards her but ended up running into the statue. "Ow!" Donald and Goofy helped Sora up. "Gawrsh, didn't Blaze say that too?" "Yeah, what is it with these girls? Hey, I can talk!" the silence spell had worn off of Donald. Sora shook his head to get rid of the dizziness and stared at the statue in front of him. "I don't know guys... I just... I guess we have to find out, even if we have to fight more of them... this is all too weird." (------------------------) Kinda short but she put up a good fight. Some of her moves were from the Songstress dressphere in Final Fantasy X-2 and I-NO from Guilty Gear. and the song she sang was from the soundtrack to Poke'mon the first movie. I forgot who sang it but it really is a pretty song. ^_^ Next up... see how Sora handles Saix... or someone like him. XD
The puppet blinked with bullet holes all over it. ************* Zexion blinked in confusion and scratched the back of his head. "Err... did I say minimal threat? I meant to say... IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!" ************* A corridor of darkness opened next to the bullet hole covered puppet and the second puppet appeared with it's own book. It healed the first puppet and the two were on the defensive. ************* Zexion called out his attack. "Rage of the 8 Maidens!" ************* The Puppets joined their hands together as violet fire ignited in their hands, they then threw their hands forward, sending the fire along the ground that erupted into 8 pilars of violet light, surrounding the Turk.
((( Awww! :3 O_O wow. ))) Xaldin screamed in agony as the mows piled on him. they were so cute but sweet gracious, they bite hard. Xehanort flew over to the commotion and shook his head. "That's what you get for trying to assassinate Xemnas. Hmm, ever heard the rock song from the Guilty Gear game, Irony of Chaste?" "SHUT THE *BEEP* UP!!!" Xaldin yelled from within the pile. "Only helping." "YOU CAN HELP BY SAVING ME FROM THE DEADLY CUTENESS!!!" "See, that would work, If I were just any old dude." "STOP RIPPING OFF XIGBAR'S LINE!!!" "Fine." Xehanort flapped his wings and flew away to find Xemnas who was cowering in a shelf of stuffed animals. "Hannibal Xaldin... is out there... woooo..."
The puppet looked up at whoever talked to it. It's eyes glowed red. *************** Zexion stopped walking and his right eye glowed red. He didn't see the path in front of him but a woman in a suit. "...and bingo was his name-o. Now, to operate behind the scenes." He took out his book of mirages and flipped through it to find a spell that would have his puppet cast spells. "Minion of my design, heed my words, wield my magic into your hands." **************** The puppet took out a book similar to that of Zexion's and opened it. **************** "Focus." Zexion whispered. **************** The puppet glowed and it's magic power grew stronger. **************** "Now, let's see how strong you are. Scan!" **************** The puppet's eyes glowed blue. **************** "Hmm... Minimal threat... I wonder it she's even worth wasting my magic on her." ((( Zexy has a puppet... freaky... but I love it. )))
Xehanort smiled that knowing smile of his and sat down to watch the insanity. "Well, there's no point in Organization XIII-Proofing the store... thanks to the arrival of Xigbar." Xaldin was on the prowl again. He spotted Xemnas hiding in an aisle where there were telephones. He grinned and picked up a phone. Xemnas was about to find another hiding place when a phone next to him rang. He slowly picked up it. "Hello?" "...Is this Clarice? ...why hello Clarice." it was Xaldin on the other end, doing a PERFECT imitation of Hannibal then flicked his tongue. Xemnas screamed and ran off. "Sigh, this has been a glorious day." the Whirlwind Lancer grinned and laughed maniacally.
(((Hooray!))) Zexion looked around and narrowed his eyes. He summoned his small puppet again and continued walking, the puppet following in step with him. He then created another puppet and it too followed him. He finally stopped and opened two small corridors of darkness. He sent one puppet in the left and the other in the right then continued walking. 'All right, now my eyes are all over this place. If one of my puppets runs into a Turk then it's cake from there.'
Xaldin saw Larxene lunge for him and ducked. "HOMFGZ!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!" Xaldin took off running down the aisle. Xemnas shuffled to Larxene and got on his hands and knees and bowed to her repeatedly. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! I am forever in your debt XII!" Xehanort shook his head and said in a sing-song tone. "You'll regret saying that." "Up up up! Did I ask for a moral or for you to forshadow things? Didn't think so! You abandoned me, remember?" "Yeah. I have a photographic memory. Why, I remember before you even became a Nobody, you've always wanted to rip-off Star Wars but didn't think of the consequences." "SHUT UP!!!" Xemnas roared. "No." "Why you so meeaaann?" He began to cry again. "I'm not mean, I'm just being honest. and for the love of non-existence, pull yourself together man!" "aaaaaahhhhhh... I hate my life." Xehanort smiled. "I hate your life too."
((( Ack! So sorry! Didn't know we started.))) Zexion walked out of his room and looked down to pick up a small puppet created in his image and that he brought to temporary life with a spell. He had listened in on the meeting, apparently he wasn't feeling good this morning and didn't want to deal with everyone so he sent the puppet in his place. 'Turks... hmm... this could be a problem... a big one... and to top it off... I'm with Saix and Marluxia.... just perfect.' It wasn't like he hated the two. He just didn't trust Marluxia and he wouldn't dare pull the rank card on Saix, he might trigger instant Berserkness... but it was tempting for the Cloaked Schemer. "But I've got to deal with it anyway." he shook his head and made the puppet disappear. He went back into his room, picked up his Book of Mirages and stepped back out into the hall. He then began to make his way through to castle, taking his time and not creating a corridor of darkness. 'Let'em do whatever...' he thought deviously.
Xehanort merely stared at Saix. "...Riiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhtt. Um, I'm just... you know, gonna take a shot at being a Guardian Angel." Xemnas got up from the ground and looked at Xehanort with hope in his eyes. "Really? You'll be my guardian angel?" "...HECK-NAW, DUDE! I'm not trying to tarnish my rep by being seen in public with you... that would just be weird... I'm off to Organization XIII-Proof whatever is left of Walmart." Xemnas collapsed to his knees and began bawling. "Noooo... sniff... my conscience has abandoned meee... sniff... oooooo...." Xaldin was about to have his stabby way with Xemnas when he saw him crying. "....Wow, Xemnas... you officially cracked... but don't worry, I will end your suffering for you." "AAAAHHHH!!!" Xemnas took off running and hid behind a shelf. He let out a sigh of relief, hoping he'd lost him but a spear went through the shelf next to his head. Xemnas stumbled away and watched in horror as Xaldin took out the spear and poked his head in the hole he made, making a rip off of Psycho. "Heeeeerrreeee'ss Xaldy!" "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Xemnas took off running again, Xaldin in pursuit once again. He was clanging his spears together, making yet another rip-off of the Warriors. "Xemnas.... come out and plaaayy."
^_^ Thank you, I got that line from Robot Chicken and I've always imagined Saix saying that. Here it tis. It's at 2:12. Lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntKlDqOESs
Xehanort glared at Luxord. "I am not wearing a dress. I'm still in my lab clothes F.Y.I. you gambling, sugar hyped freak." Now that he was big, he had more edge than he was Chibi. Xemnas instantly clung to him. "YOU'RE MY NEW HERO!!!" "ACK! GET OFF XEMNAS!!!" "LET'S BECOME WHOLE!!!" "I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE!!! WE CAN'T BECOME WHOLE!!! THAT ONLY WORKS FOR SORA AND ROXAS!!!" "WWWHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEE!!!" "STOP IT, XEMNAS! YOU'RE ENCOURAGING YAOI!!!" Xaldin was on the move again. "Darn it, I lost the chibi... no matter... I will kill the Superior!" Xemnas clung even more to Xehanort. "SAVE ME!!! HE WANTS TO KILL ME!!!" "No wonder he wants to kill you." Xehanort scoffed, rolling his eyes.
This is part two of the randomness but it's probably gonna be short and it will flow right into the 13 Ghost Stories fic. ^_^ I forgot to mention how the other girls wear their cloaks. Sin- She wears hers like the rest only she has violet lace trim on the end of the cloak and sleeves. Eden- hers is really long and it slightly trails on the ground. Unlike the others who have theirs unzipped at the bottom, hers is zipped. and she has blue lace trim on the bottom and sleeves. Anhel has red lace trim on the bottom of her cloak and sleeves too. (--------------------------) Nobody Matters One by one, the Nobodies warped in the Throne room. Xemnas awaits patiently for everyone to be present. He looks around and sees that three are missing. "......Okay, where is Saix, Sin and Eden?" "Right here." Sin warped in, drying her hair with a violet towel. "Sorry I'm late, Anhel took forever in the shower." Said girl merely stuck her tongue out at Sin who glared. Soon, Saix appeared, carrying Eden who had a blank look to her face. "What happened to her?" Axel questioned. Saix helped her sit down in her throne before sitting in his. "Found her banging her head against the wall in the Proof of Existence. she was mumbling how she shouldn't die from a giant venus flytrap named Elaine." Marluxia smiled, looking at Eden. "What a coincidence, I have a giant venus flytrap named Elaine. You should meet her." Eden paled, threw her hood on and curled into a ball, rocking herself. "I don't want to be digested by Elaine... don't want to be digested by Elaine... no... digesty... Elaine..." "Well, ahem..." Xemnas cleared his throat, finding it very hard to look away from Anhel. "Umm... All right, this meeting... is about many things. First off, Demyx, you are banned from going anywhere near Vexen's room." Demyx was shocked and hurt. "Aw, but why?" "Because of your happy-go-lucky persona we have a giant f*--" "--Newly acquired balcony." "Thank you, Zexion." Xemmy was about to say a badword. XD "and why do you continue to persist in breaking into Vexen's room?" "Well, he has a lot of shiny stuff and funny drinks. Just the other day I drank this funky blue stuff and... that door to Candy Mountain opens." he said, pointing at the wall. Everyone stared at Demyx, the poor Waterboy has lost his mind. Then all eyes went on Vexen. "Vexen, you're an idiot, you know that?" Anhel said, cruelly. This made Vexen gasp in shock and then he went off, his cold exterior melted right there. "EXCUSE ME MISS DOUBLE-D, BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS TELLING HIM TO GO INTO MY ROOM AND STEAL STUFF!!!" Xigbar and Axel covered their mouths and laughed. "Pfft... double-d... nice..." Anhel shrugged. "It's not my fault he's so flippin gullible... and look at me when you're scolding at me instead of my chest, you old pervert." Vexen blushed madly and he got even more mad. "I-I am... n-not! I'm not a pervert! I bet you those are FAKE!!!" "I'll take on that bet!" Luxord chimed. Instantly, Anhel appeared sitting on his lap. "Oh yeah, would you like to prove your theory and have a feel?" the Chilly Academic covered his nose to hold back a nosebleed but instead, he fainted right there on the spot. Anhel warped back to her throne and smirked. "If someone else in this room makes a comment about my chest... you won't have children, even though you all lack hearts." All the men gulped. Larxene high-fived Anhel. "Nice castration threat." Anhel nodded. "Learned from the best." "Okay, moving on. Next matter... Since there are more females in the Organization... umm... everyone is slightly concerned for your well being." "Xemnas..." Sin began, smiling a little. "We're big girls. We have weapons, we have powers, we can take care of ourselves. So why is it you're implying that we're weak?" Saix spoke up. "He wasn't implying your weakness... he was.... umm.... what is that thing Larxene goes through once a month?" Ooh, bad move Sai-chan. But surprisingly, the Savage Nymph didn't say anything. she just smirked and came up with a comeback. "Don't act like you don't go through the same thing, Saix." "...For the last time, it's a Moon Cycle and you know it." "Riiiiiight. It's a Moon Cycle... and you're a werewolf." Luxord spoke up then, shuffling his cards from one hand to the other. "I believe the proper term is 'Lycan'." SHING! Claymore was imbedded into Luxord's chair beside his head. The Gambler of Fate dropped all of his cards and curled up into a ball, mimicing Eden. "Shut it, Luxord. I didn't ask for your two sense in this matter." Demyx popped up beside Saix, holding up a penny. "Penny for your thoughts, Saix?" The Luna Diviner stared at the Melodious Nocturne in disbelief and smacked himself in the forehead. He wasn't even worth it going Berserk. "No, Demyx, here, educate yourself." He handed Demyx a candy bar. "Oooo! A Snickers!" he squealed and began chewing on it, not even bothering to take the candy out of the wrapper. Anhel crossed one leg over the other and looked at Saix, mock-swooning. "Oh dear, Saix, I truly feel your pain. Now you know how we girls feel when we go through our cycle... it sorta makes me wonder about your gender." "OOHHH!!! BURN!!!" Axel exclaimed. SHING! Another Claymore imbedded into Axel's chair beside his head. Axel did the same as Luxord, curling up into a ball and rocking back and forth. Saix was standing up on his throne, summoning up another Claymore. "One more... just ONE MORE... and heads will roll." Anhel smirked and said in a sing-song tone. "Saix doesn't know." Xigbar joined in. "Saix doesn't know." Then Larxene. "Saix doesn't know." Soon, the chanting began. "Saix doesn't know! Saix doesn't know! Saix doesn't know! Saix doesn't know!" "KNOW WHAT?!!???!" He roared. Everyone quieted down and laughed a little then all eyes went to Xemnas than back at Saix. the chanting started again. "Superior's Pet! Superior's Pet! Superior's Pet! Superior's Pet!" "THAT DOES IT!!!" he threw Claymore at Marluxia, knocking him out. Everyone gasped. "OH WHEN I DROP A FLOWER BOY, YOU KNOW I'M ONLY GETTING STARTED MO****-******S!!!!" Saix went Berserk and started rampaging around the throne room. Chaos erupted. Xemnas was joining Eden, Luxord and Axel. "Kingdom Hearts will save me.... Kingdom Hearts will save me... Kingdom Hearts will save meeheheheheee...." (---------------------------) Yep. From somewhere I heard "Scotty doesn't know", but I forgot where and I wanted to use it. This was just completely insane and random but like I said from above, it goes to the 13 Ghost Stories fic. ^_^ Funny? Horrible? Offensive? dunno, you choose.
Vry ebil. XD That happens to me too, so I always put my hair in a ponytail when I play DDR... and that just gets annoying so I have to put it in a bun... and it eventually comes undone... >_> rhymed.
Xehanort looked at Namine, blushing slightly and rubbing the back of his head. "umm... yeah... but... I'm Xemnas's voice of reason... I'm too big to do that now!" "You could always pass as a guardian angel." Said Xemnas, chewing on a piece of bubble gum that he randomly had. He blew a bubble. Pop! and resumed chewing. Xehanort stared at him. "Me? Be YOUR guardian angel?" Xehanort was not happy. "Of course. Xaldin and some others have been plotting to kill me... Is there a problem?" Xehanort sighed. "I guess not... it just seems odd." Napoleon Dynamite moment. "So... I guess we're friends now." "Yeah." "So... you got my back and everything?" Xehanort looked at Xemnas strangely. "What?" ".............Nevermind." He looked at Namine. "So... where is Demyx and Larxene, I hear the two are... completely... umm.... I can't find the word."
Windy's dreads will be the death of him someday... yeah. But still, oh so funny! ^_^ your story makes the world go around... or is that chocolate... >_> I dunno.
After being knocked across the store and hitting a basketball hoop, Xemnas returned to normal size, sitting in the hoop. "...Kingdom Hearts... Strike me dead where I am..." Chibi A.X. flew up to him and shook his head. "I tried to tell ya... you can't always rely on a giant heart in the sky to solve your problems." Xemnas stared at Chibi A.X. and bonked him on the head. Chibi A.X. hit the ground hard and turn big. He was no longer chibi. "Xehanort?!" Xemnas sputtered, surprised by the transformation. "...I'm.... big.... Impossible... I'm a Chibi Angel! I'm your voice of reason... nooooo...." Xehanort slid to the floor on his knees and began crying. He now looked like an angel with wings and a halo... and no longer chibi. Xemnas got free from the hoop and looked down at Xehanort, pitifully. "You disappoint me my, Somebody." Xaldin rushed from around the corner, all six of his lances floating around him. "Where's the chibi?" Xemnas pointed at a small black blur that was running around at top speeds. "There." "Hmm... a challenge.... I SHALL CATCH THAT LITTLE SPEED DEMON AND EAT IT!!! BWAHAHAAAHAAA!!!" Xaldin gave chase after the speedy Luxord. Xemnas looked back at Xehanort and summoned up his Aerial Blades. "You are not fit to exist... your heart has lead you into obliteration..." He swung the blades down but Xehanort caught them. "Has George Lucas or whoever created Stars Wars, sued you yet?" Xemnas anime face-faulted. Xehanort laughed.
Zexion pwnzers... *poke* Aww. *poke* AWWWW. *poke* EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!! Okay, that's enough.... >_> *goes back and pokes him 4 more times.*
Chibi X. woke up and took off running towards the registers. He leapt on the conveyor belt onto the counter and picked up the P.A. phone. His voice echoed around the store. "Attention Organization XIII and shoppers and employees who are still here and not dead yet... LEEROY JENKINS!!!" Chibi A.X. shook his head. "Xemnas... you're so drugged out it's not even funny anymore." Xaldin was crying from being insulted by Chibi A.X. "But... I love grapes."
This looks like fun. Can I be Marluxia?
