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  1. Anase
    OOC: That happens a lot when there's so many posts, burnitup. its should be okay.

    BIC: Zexion shook his head. "I'm afraid not. There's not a spell in my book that can help... but maybe..." He slid his Book of Mirages under his arm and conjured up another book. This one was brown and looked very old. It had a symbol of three similar shapes in a circle. "The Book of Shadows. Used by the Charmed Ones. This should have information about how to get a fangirl or someone fangirlish off." He opened the book and flipped through it, looking over each page less than a second. He slammed the book shut and made the Book of Shadows disappear. "Nevermind. Couldn't find it."
    Post by: Anase, Apr 14, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. Anase
    Zexion stared at the spectacle and almost laughed out loud but favored for a quiet chuckle. "Nice work, Luna. XD"
    Post by: Anase, Apr 14, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  3. Anase
    Marluxia: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. lifa as plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere...
    Sora: HOMFGZ!!! *gets cursed.*

    Marluxia: Hey there darlin, how's about I buy you a drink.
    Sora: O_O *gets cursed.*

    Marluxia: Roses are red, violets are blue. sugar is sweet and so are you.
    Sora: Umm... thanks? *gets cursed.*
    Post by: Anase, Apr 14, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Anase
    It is Organization XIII silliness. XD I could put in Teletubbies and Barney if I wanted and it'd still be pretty freaky., or maybe the fishheads song. XDDDDDDD
    Post by: Anase, Apr 14, 2007 in forum: Archives
  5. Anase
    :D You got it! Time to pull another all nighter. Hooray for the weekend. Lol.
    Post by: Anase, Apr 13, 2007 in forum: Archives
  6. Anase
    I pulled an all nighter for this one and I am very happy with the results. ^_^ I've got my inspiration back! Yay! Glad ya liked it. *does a happy dance.*
    Post by: Anase, Apr 13, 2007 in forum: Archives
  7. Anase
    YAYZERS!!! Tis finished. ^_^ My hands hurt now. *rubs eyes* @_@

    http://kh-vids.net/showthread.php?p=197220#post197220
    Post by: Anase, Apr 13, 2007 in forum: The Playground
  8. Anase
    This is my entry into the fanfic contest. I finally got around to watching Silent Hill last week. (I'm a dork. XD), getting totally freaked out by SH4 The Room and so I wanted to write a fic about the Organization going there... a serious horror fic that only a few members of the Org were gonna be in there but... I guess that can wait. With this, I kill two birds with one stone. Make fun of the Organization and Silent Hill. XD

    ....But there has to be some twists and turns.

    Update: Part 2 is right here! http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?p=390443#post390443

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    OMG Organization XIII and Silent Hill (Pt1)

    It was dark in the game room, the only light in it was from the tv screen. Demyx and Roxas sit on a couch, holding pillows tightly, Axel was just chillin looking bored and Xigbar was playing Silent Hill 4 The Room. He had just barely avoided getting swiped at by a couple of Wall Mans.

    "Ooh! Boom baby! I made it! I don't see what your problem is Demyx. This game rocks."

    Demyx shuddered. "Are you kidding?! This game is flippin scary! Can we please turn on the lights?"

    "Heck naw!" Xigbar protested. "Playing Silent Hill in the dark gives you that edge."

    Suddenly, footsteps was heard. Everyone flinched and Axel sat up, they all looked towards the door. The footsteps grew louder, it almost sounded like someone was limping. Everyone instantly took out their weapons.

    "What do you think it is?" Roxas asked, the keychains on his keyblades were making a light rattling sound since Roxas' hands were shaking.

    "Probably a Dusk or one of Saix's Berserkers... go check." Xigbar lightly shoved Demyx forward.

    "No way! You go!"

    "No, you!"

    "Okay... here's how we can settle this..." he sighed then said really fast. "Onetwothree, not it!"

    "Not it!" Demyx cried quickly.

    Axel was next. "Not it!"

    "Not i-- aw crap and a half." Roxas sighed and slowly walked towards the door. He hooked the end of his keyblade on the door handle and slowly tugged it, opening the door slightly. He took a step back and opened the door slowly as light from the hallway filled the room.

    "HOLY FLAMING TAMPONS BATMAN!!!" exclaimed Axel.

    Standing there was Larxene, her back faced towards the quartet. The group sighed in relief.

    "Oh, it's just you Larx. What are you doing?"

    Larxene slowly turned around and stomped the floor, strutting her hip out and arching her body to the right. Her face was covered up in bloody bandages it seems or it looked more disfigured.

    "OH MY GOD, LARXENE IS A BUBBLE HEAD NURSE FROM SILENT HILL 2!!!" Demyx screamed frantically, hiding behind the couch.

    She twitched and began to walk almost zombie like towards the group, her knives were inbetween her fingers, they were bloody and there was a single strand of pink hair on one of them. Xigbar, Axel and Roxas made their conclusion upon seeing that.

    "OH MY GOD, SHE KILLED MARLUXIA!!!"

    Demyx popped up from behind the couch. "YOU *BEEP*!!!" then popped back down behind it.

    She started laughing and the 4 stared blankly at Larxene as she took off the mask.

    "Oh my god hahahaha... you should've seen bwahaahaha, the look on your faces." she said in between laughs.

    Axel lowered his chakrams and glared. "Not funny, not funny one bit."

    Random moment. Saix walked in and glared at everyone.

    "What in the birthday cake are you all doing?"

    "Playing Silent Hill 4 The Room." said Xigbar.

    "Watching Xigbar play Silent Hill 4 The Room."

    Then there was Demyx. "Being freaked out and crapping kittens at seeing Silent Hill 4 The Room."

    And Axel. "Waiting for Xigbar to die in Silent Hill 4 The Room so I can play."

    And Finally, Larxene. "Scaring the bejeezus out of them because they play too much Silent Hill."

    Saix blinked and shook his head.

    "Whatever. We're having a meeting." He walked out but turned his head back sharply to glare at them once more. "And I swear to Kingdom Hearts I will pistol whip the next person who says 'Oh my god'."

    It was quiet amongst the group and Saix smiled, satisfied, continued to walk. Larxene grinned.

    "Hey Demyx, Jimmy Hendrix signed your Sitar."

    "REALLY?! OH MY GOD!!!" He summoned up his Sitar quickly to look at it. The rest winced in sympathy as Saix walks back into the room, pulls out a gun from his cloak and clocks it over Demyx's head.

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    Xemnas looked around, seeing that everyone was accounted for and cleared his throat to gain the Organization's attention.

    "Just recently, I have come across something interesting. A place called Silent Hill."

    Demyx, Axel, Roxas and Xigbar laughed. Xemnas glared at the four. "Something humorous?"

    "No. It's just... Silent Hill doesn't exist. It's a game." Axel explained. Zexion leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees and folding his hands together, putting his chin on his hands, looking serious. "You're wrong, Axel. Silent Hill does exist."

    Demyx imitated Gary Coleman. "Whatchu talkin about, Zexy?"

    Zexion glared but shrugged it off and leaned back in his throne. Vexen spoke up. "Silent Hill exists just as much as the Stepford Wives in Connecticut."

    The entire Organization stared at Vexen for about five minutes until Marluxia spoke up. "Okay, let's ignore the mad scientist and get down to business."

    "HEY! Don't ignore me! I KNOW ALL! Why, I even know Xaldin is actually a former champion Iron Chef!"

    Xaldin smirked, nodding his head. "Don't I know it."

    "Anyway! We're all going to investigate Silent Hill. It could prove both educational..." Everyone groaned. "...and a break for those who are suspected of tagging the side of the castle with constant 'O-XIII' all over it in old english font."

    It was deathly quiet. Xemnas smirked that knowing smirk of his. "Okay then, Let's get crackin, Vexen and Lexaeus have gotten directions to Silent Hill via Mapquest."

    More snickeringfrom the Videogame Nobodies. Vexen took out a paper and stood up. "Map quest wasn't the only source. We've searched various sites and engines such as Yahoo! Google, Lycos and what not." He brings the paper up and reads it off. "Silent Hill is near a place where sunny days chase the clouds away."

    "That's right." added Lexaeus. "We must be one our way to where the air is neat."

    "So we found out... it's near Sesame Street." The entire Organization groaned. Demyx's hand shot up in excitement.

    "I know where it is! I know the way!"

    Everyone was slightly surprised that Demyx knew the way. All eyes were on him as he stood up proudly and dusted off his shoulders.

    "Sesame Street is not really a street." he explained. "It's more of a city, you must take a special train that will take you right to Pita Island--"

    "Pita Island?" Luxord repeated. "Don't tell me there's a French Toast Lane, too?"

    "Why yes there is!" he replied happily then went on. "Pita Island is very small, and it's also protected by a big whale, Shamu. The only way to get there without being attacked by Shamu is to take the train."

    "Hold it," Marluxia interrupted. "You don't take trains to islands. what kind of train is this?"

    Demyx, beginning to get annoyed by the interruptions, snapped, "IT'S CALLED THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS!!!"

    The 11 members looked at each other in disbelief. Namine randomly popped out of a wall via corridor of darkness and began to snicker at them. Xigbar broke the silence. "Can't we just, y'know... warp there?"

    "No, because Sesame Street, being near Silent Hill, both are like alternate dimensions somewhat." Vexen stated. Xigbar narrowed his eyes. "How do you know?"

    "I know all."

    "Yeah, but you haven't played the games so you don't know what Silent Hill is."

    "Yes I do."

    "No, you don't."

    "Yeah huh."

    "Nuh uh."

    "Yeah huh." "Nuh uh." "Yeah huh. "Nuh uh." "Yeah huh." "Nuh uh." "Yeah huh." "Nuh uh."

    "Let's just go already." Saix grumbled. Xemnas nodded. "To Twilight Town's train station!"

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    Once they got there, Vexen and Xigbar were still arguing.

    "Yeah huh. "Nuh uh." "Yeah huh. "Nuh uh." "Yeah huh. "Nuh uh." "Yeah huh. "Nuh uh."

    Zexion was in disbelief and annoyed at the whole thing. Going on a train that was, strangely, named after an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical and the places, Pita Island, French Toast Lane and Sesame Street. What was next, Wheat Avenue?

    "So, what platform do we need to be at?" Xaldin asked. Vexen looked at the paper. "Umm.. platform 9 and a half." he said nervously. This earned another group groan. Demyx was already gone, looking for the platform running up and down then grinning and coming back to the group.

    "You didn't find it." Roxas muttered.

    "Well, I was close!" Demyx responded, pointing behind him. "I found Platform 9 3/4!"

    The 11 Nobodies followed Demyx's finger and eventually spotted a group of Heartless Mushrooms running into the wall and disappearing. "Now I've seen everything." Larxene said.

    "Vexen, check the directions again."

    "Hold your horses Saix... lets see..." he read over the paper and winced. "Oh yes, ah hahahaha... Platform 9 1/2 is right across from Platform 9 3/4, silly me, I must have overlooked it----OH MY GOD!!!"

    Saix grabbed a fist full of Vexen's hair and dragged him to a dark corner.

    "HELP, HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!"

    "I'll be there shortly." Zexion said casually, reading his book.

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    "Well, we're here!" Demyx annouced. "Platform 9 1/2!"

    The Heartless Mushrooms looked at Demyx then ran back out the wall. The group looked up at the bullet-train and noticed that it was a lot different in appearance. the otuside was black and shined with what must've been stars paitned on the outside. The windows were tinted pink, and on the inside, they could see the conductor speeding up and down the aisles on roller skates. Eventually, he made his way out of the train, took in a deep breath, and exhaled. "All aboard!" as loud as he could. The Organization exchanged glances before boarding the train. Saix having to carry a semi-conscious and bruised Vexen over his shoulder.

    "This bites." he grumbled.

    "You hurt him, you carry him." Xemnas said firmly.

    "Bull crap."

    He suddenly got an idea. As they walked down the aisle, Saix purposely tipped Vexen's head down so that it went smack against the seats.

    =Wham!=

    "Ow!"

    "Sorry."

    =Wham!=

    "OW!!!

    "Sorry again."

    =Wham!=

    "OWW!!!"

    "So sorry."

    =Wham!=

    "OWWW!!!"

    "Did I do that? Sorry."

    =Wham!= =Wham!= =Wham!= =Wham!= =Wham!=

    Vexen, with many bruises on his head cried out. "YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!!!"

    Saix smiled. "Your point?" Suddenly, his smile faded. "What the hell?"

    Saix looked back and directed his attention to some of the Nobodies, who seemed to have lost all of their dignity in exchange for... singing musicals. Xemnas looked at Saix with a confused expression, and probably would have asked. "Wtf?" had Vexen not broken out into song.

    "Starlight Express, you must confess! Are you real, yes or no?" he sang. However, he wasn't exactly pop-star material, and his singing left much to be desired. Everyone with the exception of Lexaeus covered their ears and cringed. Saix had dropped Vexen the minute he started singing and covered his ears before everyone else. "Starlight Express, answer me 'yes'! I don't want you to go..."

    Hoping his little concert was over, the group uncovered their ears and sighed a breath of relief.

    But they hadn't expected Lexaeus to join in.

    "Rusty, you're blind! Look in your mind, and there... nothing's new!" He blared out in his deep, yet hoarse tenor voice. Again, the group tried to block out the sound, and began to wail loudly in protest. "The Starlight Express is no more, no less... than---"

    "ENOUGH!!!" Zexion roared, his fist sailing through the air and striking Lexeaus on the side of his face. "Remind me to kill Andrew Lloyd Weber when we're done with this investigation."

    Marluxia looked at Larxene and said, "You know, I've always liked Rogers and Hammerstein better."

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    ARGH!!! TOO LONG, I KNOW! But I didn't know where to stop. *cries.* How was it?
    Thread by: Anase, Apr 13, 2007, 22 replies, in forum: Archives
  9. Anase
    *Is dead from laughing but springs up again* There's just too many funny parts... I had to stop reading to catch my breath. You totally pwn.
    Post by: Anase, Apr 13, 2007 in forum: Archives
  10. Anase
    Post

    Protecting

    The world may never know. XD

    I got Souba for my b-day and thus, I shall pass it on to my nephew... but it's still mine for the next couple years. Mwahahahaha!
    Post by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Anase
    I guess I could take a shot at this. On AnimeSpiral, I'm one of 5 pwning Organization XIII comedy writers. I might be able to cook something up overnight. However, I seem to be losing my touch... bleh, lack of inspiration maybe. ^_^;
    Post by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007 in forum: The Playground
  12. Anase
    Post

    Protecting


    In my mind. XD

    Thank you. and I'm always responsible. *drags Kadaj's Souba across step-moms car* ...whoops? Nah, I'm actually planning on doing that. Lol.

    There's just something about step-parents that... I don't know how to say it... aren't trustworthy I guess. Some are great but others... hmm... paranoia. XP
    Post by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Anase
    just one more battle left after this one. Sherlen will reveal some things. He kinda doesn't shut up like Larxene. XD he'll kill me now.

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    The Insanely Violent Lightning/Thunder

    Next area was Port Royal. The trio, along with Captain Jack Sparrow was on Isle de muerte going after the medallions the Gambler Nobodies had taken. they search inside a wreck ship when they came across another statue.

    "And what do we have here?" Jack asked.

    "It's another statue."

    Sora walked up to it, his keyblade appeared again. This statue was of a cloud and a lightning bolt. it sparked 3 times and glowed bright. In it's place was a young man with long silverish-blonde hair done in two ponytails and one dark blue eye and one crystal blue eye. He wore a light blue scarf and a black four buttoned trench coat and black boots.

    "Huh... Keyblade wielders gettin kinda... short nowadays." said the man, he flipped a medallion in between his fingers. Jack stepped forward, drawing his sword.

    "All right you, hand over the medallion."

    "all right you? Is that anyway to greet someone? For your information, I am known as the Insanely Violent Lightning and or Thunder now can you kiddies tell me what that means?"

    "It means you're insane along with all the others!"

    The man stared at Sora with a blank expression.

    "So... you got past Solaris... you should consider yourself lucky. You'd either be dead or have a bad case of sunburn. Did those ultraviolet rays get ya kid?"

    "Don't change the subject, Just tell me! why do I have to fight you?"

    The man continued to flip the medallion in his fingers as he paced around the area and began to explain.

    "You see kid... Sora... Let me tell you the shortened version... We don't like keybladers very much... I'm still a rookie in this game but I know enough about the score... A long time ago keyblades can save worlds... yet... destroy them as well... Blaze, Sapphiree, Solaris and I don't know the whole story, however... the pros know it better than us... heck, if you beat me, you can talk to one of them... sadly, there's a catch."

    He took out a crossbow and aimed at Sora.

    "You're not gonna move on. Like I said before, we don't like keybladers very much... while I on the other hand..." The crossbow had lightning coursing around it. "Hate them with a passion!"

    He pulled the trigger and arrows of lightning flew at Sora and crew. Sora and Jack managed to deflect most of the arrows but ended up getting shocked at the same time. The man laughed.

    "Your weapons are like lightning rods... Still think you can defend yourself with that keyblade? Oh geez, yeah, it's so flippin rude of me, My name's Sherlen and you should know that... I can kill you, I'm insane." he said that last part in glee and continued firing.

    He knocked out Jack very quickly and Donald was next. Goofy quickly gave him a potion and the trio scattered to avoid Sherlen's arrows. Sora stopped and faced Sherlen.

    "Reflect!"

    The spell surrounded Sora and the arrows were reflected back at Sherlen but he just stood there, smiling. The group went wide-eyed as the arrows seemingly sink into Sherlen's body.

    "Not gonna work, Sora, you better think of something fast before it's frying tonight!"

    He ran up to Sora and did a front flip, his legs surrounded in electricity. Sora rolled out of the way as Sherlen landed on the ground, making a 8 foot deep crater. He slowly stood up and dusted himself off.

    "Let's see what the heavens decide for the next move. Arrow of Fate!"

    He raised his hands in the air and clouds began to form, lightning striking every now and then until a big bolt came crashing down but it wasn't aimed at Sora, it hit Sherlen. He began laughing like a little boy winning a video game.

    "Looks like the odds are in my favor. Now to change the arena."

    The clouds turned blood red and the lightning flashed frequently.

    "Midnight Carnival!"

    The entire area turned red and red lightning coursed along the ground and around Sherlen's body. It was as if they were in another dimension. The trio gathered together to come up with a plan.

    "This Sherlen guy is tougher than Solaris. What'll we do?" Goofy asked.

    Donald began stomping the ground. "Well spells aren't going to work on him, every time I try to cast something, I get zapped."

    "His power... there has to be a flaw... he has to have a weakness."

    The little hamster in Sora's head began running on the wheel until a light bulb popped up.

    "Water!"

    "But Sora, Donald can't cast spells and I know you can't either."

    "... well... let's go for a Trinity."

    Sherlen tapped his foot impatiently. "Today! I'm not getting any deader!"

    "Trinity!" The three chorused and got into position. Sherlen raised a brow.

    "So got a come back, well let's see it."

    The trio held their weapos out and they were surrounded with a bright light. They flashed once and disappeared.

    "What the f--ACK!!!"

    Sherlen was hit from behind with Goofy's shield.

    "What speed!"

    He was hit again by Donald's staff.

    "I can't... no... let the heavens smite you! ARROWS OF FATE!!!"

    Red lightning struck everywhere but Sora and crew were dodging the strikes. It finally ended as Sora ran threw Sherlen.

    SHING!

    The two stand there. The area returns to normal and the lightning stops. Sherlen turned his head to look at Sora, smiling sadistically.

    "You fought good... maybe... keyblade wielders are not all bad... or good... hoo boy, I feel sorry for you kid."

    Sora lowered his keyblade and turned around to look at Sherlen.

    "...I'm already dead..."

    "...I can't defeat what's already gone... right?"

    "Right... we're kinda like your Nobody enemies... they lack hearts but we... lack..." he disappeared and the cracked statue was in his place.

    "He's already dead?"

    Sora felt a cold chill run up his spine. He wasn't confused anymore but really creeped out now. Sherlen said that one of the so called pros was next. Were there more or was that going to be the final one. He'll just have to hope.

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    kinda short. Now comes the final battle. You think Xaldin was prick to beat... heck... this last one makes the Xaldin fight look like a walk in the park. XD
    Thread by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: Archives
  14. Anase
    Cha, it is light. But this story.. omg, Flower Power Trio rocks! Are you going to give them their own theme song or something? That would be awesome. XD
    Post by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007 in forum: Archives
  15. Anase
    Thread

    Protecting

    Okay, yesterday my step-mom (that's a keyword in the problem) made some chicken soup and it was good and all but... my dad told my sister to feed her baby the chicken's heart or liver cuz my step-mom says its good for babies...

    That's not... well... umm... I have no comment, I just think it's gross. I mean, ever since my baby nephew was born, I've been on total watch over him because me and my sister really, REALLY don't like our step-mom, I hate her more and I don't want her near my nephew. It's a bit complicated to explain why though.

    and my family is into all these traditions and old wives tales, it's annoying. Last month, my dad said that my sis should let step-mom pop the baby's back. :eek:

    He's only teething! He doesn't need his back popped for that!

    So now... I'm officially a guardian to my nephew, I really don't trust that woman. I don't know why my dad listens to her but then again, he's like that too. she always has to have her two sense in matters that do not involve her. Just wait til my nephew turns 18, I'm getting him a sword for his birthday. LOL!

    (Seriously, I really do have a sword. It's a double-bladed katana. Like Kadaj's from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children. XD)
    Thread by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Anase
    Xemnas was knocked out still while Xehanort continued to kick Xaldin.

    "How many more?!" he cried.

    "...I only kicked you 20 times, you've got a long way to go."

    "...waaahhh..."

    "But I'm getting tired so you're free to go. If you try to kill Xemnas again, that's another thousand kicks added."

    Xaldin: T_T

    "Once again, suck it up Simba." Xehanort laughed again and pulled out a ipod. "Let's see... oh yes, how about some... Voltaire..." he began to sing.

    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.
    To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
    To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name
    Any way it's all the same

    I'm the fly in your soup
    I'm the pebble in your shoe
    I'm the pea beneath your bed
    I'm a bump on every head
    I'm the peel on which you slip
    I'm a pin in every hip
    I'm the thorn in your side
    Makes you wriggle and writhe
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The Devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

    While there's children to make sad
    While there's candy to be had
    while there's pockets left to pick
    While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
    I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
    It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
    'Cause there's one born every minute

    I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
    And I promise on my damned soul
    To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
    Has never seen a soldier quite like me
    Not only does his job, but does it happily.

    I'm the fear that keeps you awake
    I'm the shadows on the wall
    I'm the monsters they become
    I'm the nightmare in your skull
    I'm a dagger in your back
    An extra turn on the rack
    I'm the quivering of your heart
    A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The Devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

    It gets so lonley being evil
    What I'd do to see a smile
    Even for a little while
    And no one loves you when you're evil
    I'm lying though my teeth!
    Your tears are all the company I need "


    "YOU ARE EVIL!!!" Xaldin cried again.

    "I'm not evil. I have a halo and wings. I just like the song." Xehanort protested.
    Post by: Anase, Apr 12, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. Anase
    Xemnas cuddled Xehanort close. "YAY! It's okay now, you're safe! Me and Pichu will protect you!"

    Xehanort opened his eyes and smacked Xemnas across the face.

    "Dude, you're encouraging yaoi hardcore right now, let me go."

    "Nevar! Rawr!"

    WHAP!

    Xemnas hit the ground with his eyes going @_@. Xehanort laughed again then went up to Xaldin to kick him again.

    "For every time you've shish-kabobbed things throughout your lifetime, you get a kick... so... according to the powers that be... umm... carry the 6... divide by 2... all right, I have to kick you 6665844734 and 43 times."

    Xaldin: :confused:

    "Suck it up Simba."
    Post by: Anase, Apr 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. Anase
    Next up, Solaris fight. Kinda similar to a Saix battle only she has Riot.

    (----------------------)

    The Sol Enchantress

    Sora and gang were now in Agrabah, they defeated Jafar and where about to leave when Iago came flying up to them in a panic.

    "Hey guys! Come quick! There's something fishy going on outside!"

    "Did Jafar get out again?" Aladdin asked.

    Genie bonked Aladdin on the head. "Come on, Al! You need to relax! You nearly bit the dust today against Jafar."

    "Genie's right, we'll check it out. you stay here and look after Jasmine."

    "Thanks Sora."

    "Follow me!"

    Sora and crew followed Iago through the market place and outside the walls of the city. They head in the direction of the Cave of Wonders and see that the entrance was gone. "What the?"

    In it's place was another statue only this one was of the sun. Sora looked at Donald and Goofy. "Are you guys ready?" The two nodded and they walked up towards the statue. Sora's Keyblade appeared again and the statue glowed.

    "I've got a bad feeling about this." said Iago, slowly flying backwards.

    In the statue's place was a woman with strangely shaped violet hair and amethyst eyes. she wore a long black four buttoned trench coat and black ankle boots. She also wore a violet scarf. Sora got into the defensive but he had to get some answers.

    "Before we fight, I got some questions for you. Why is it everytime I walk up to your statues, the keyblade reacts?"

    The woman stared at him, disinterested then sighed and began walking up to him. "You should know that already, Sora."

    "How do you know my name?"

    "Heh heh... oh, we know everything about you... which is why we must fight you."

    "For what?!"

    The woman stopped in front of Sora and reached a hand out, grabbing his face and turning it left and right to look at him. "Hmm... Not what I expected of a Keyblade wielder... too short..."

    Sora pushed away her hand and leapt back, keyblade ready. this made the woman raise her eyebrows in interest as she gazed at Sora.

    "...You have the same eyes... eyes that shine with a radiance that gazes far into the distance with determination and resolve..."

    "The same... eyes...?"

    The woman smiled maniacally. "...My sister who is no longer among the living... but then again... neither am I!"

    She ran at Sora with blinding speed. Sora didn't see it but the woman had given him a swift kick to his side followed immediately by a roundhouse kick to the face. She had smacked Sora twice in the blink of an eye. He took the hit of the first kick then parried the second, sliding back.

    "Just who are you?!" The woman dusted her shoes off and straightened out her coat.

    "I am Solaris, not that it would matter anymore."

    She brought out dual crescent hookswords and spinned them around really fast. Iago squaked and took off flying.

    "Get ready guys, she might be tough."

    Solaris raised her swords high above her head towards the sky. The clouds cleared and a single ray of sunlight shined down on her.

    "Sun... give me your light!"

    Her body began to glow with a gold light. The trio stared in shock at her rising power.

    "She's absorbing the sunlight!" Donald cried.

    "We better do something before she's charged up!"

    "Way ahead of you Goofy!"

    Sora ran at Solaris and gave her one big wacking combo from his keyblade followed by the explosion technique. Solaris went flying but regained her balance and landed on the ground, catlike, sand flying up.

    "Nice try."

    She resumed her stance and continued to absorb the sunlight. Goofy threw his shield at her however Solaris knocked it back towards him, hitting him on the head.

    "Yeow!" Goofy was out instantly. Sora and Donald moved in.

    "Donald!"

    "Okay!"

    Donald was in a bubble as he cast a comet spell. Solaris was hit repeatedly with the spell until she finally hit the ground.

    "All right! we got her!" Sora exclaimed but Solaris raised her head and an evil, most frightening grin appeared on her face that promises extreme pain.

    "Time's up... SUN, ULTRAVIOLET!!!"

    A bright light shined from Solaris, blinding Donald and Sora. When Sora regained his vision, he saw Solaris right in front of him as she began a combo of slashes with her swords.

    "Death Row!"

    She made one slash up diagonally, another one down diagonally then a third horizontally. Each slash left behind a light that burned Sora, a total of 9 hits. Sora went flying but Solaris wasn't done yet as she ran up to Sora.

    "Sacrilege!"

    She did a twirling uppercut motion, Sora receiving a full blown 11 hits. Solaris moved in for a final onslaught.

    "Heaven's Gates!"

    She rushed at Sora again and grabbed him by neck, running across the sand and slamming Sora into a pillar of violet light and fire with the visage of a skull in it. Sora rolled across the sand, on his knees. "She's too strong..."

    Donald went to help to Goofy. "Come on you! Sora needs to go Valor!"

    "Easy squeezy lemon peesy."

    "..."

    "Oh my... you're not much of a keyblade wielder, are you? Well, I guess I'll end it now before I completely break you."

    She impaled her swords into the sand and brought her hands up over behind her head as she gathered light in them.

    "Ebony Tears!"

    She waved her arms down, sending a large crescent beam of light at Sora. He saw this as a break and quickly dashed around the beam and ran up to Goofy then went Valor form. He threw his keyblades in the air and ran up to Solaris, snatching up her swords. He gave her a combo of 10 hits then another 5, not letting her get a break. She leapt back and knelt in the sand, exhausted. The gold aura that surrounded her was gone.

    "He... he brought me out of Riot... no one can do that!"

    Sora then threw her swords at her coat, trapping her. His keyblades came back down and he caught them. and he proceeded to attack her again until she was defeated.

    "No... I won't... allow this... my soul..."

    She looked up at the sky as the sun shined.

    "...Where... where are.... you...."

    And she disappeared. The entrance to the cave of wonders returned. Donald cured everyone.

    "That one was tough."

    "We almost didn't make it.... Sora?"

    Sora was staring at the now cracked statue, things have just gotten more confusing than ever now.

    "She said... they know everything about me... which is why they have to fight me... but... why? and for what?"

    Iago came flying back.

    "Hey, you guys alright?"

    "Where'd you run off to?!" Donald began chasing Iago around. Goofy laughed then walked up to Sora and patted him on the shoulder. "Are you gonna be okay Sora? The more we fight these mysterious people, the more you're getting lost."

    "Lost... no..." he shook his head. "I can never get lost... because... I have you guys to show me the right way."

    "A'hyuck! that's the spirit."

    (---------------------)

    Only two more fights to go. Will Sora ever know why these people are fighting him? The last two battles will reveal more, especially the final one.
    Thread by: Anase, Apr 11, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: Archives
  19. Anase
    OOC: lmao.

    BIC: Xehanort continued to laugh at all the randomness. Xaldin finally got up and clocked Xehanort over the head with his fist, knocking him out.

    "BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!! I POWNZERS!!!" He picked up Xehanort and slinged him over his shoulder and began leaping from shelf to shelf via King Kong style. "YOU HEAR ME XEMNAS!!! IF YOU WANT YOUR GOOD CONSCIENCE ALIVE THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH!!!"

    Xemnas popped out of the shelf of stuffed animals with his Aerial Blades ready.

    "NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CONSCIENCE BUT ME... AND MAYBE THIS PICHU!!!" He held up a Pichu plushie.
    Post by: Anase, Apr 11, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. Anase
    Xemnas poked his head out and whispered. "I'm hiding from Xaldin. He is trying to kill me but then again, everyone in the Organization has murderous intent." He hid in the stuffed animals again. Xehanort walked up to Xaldin and kicked him in the side.

    "Hey... hey..."

    "...uuuhhh..."

    "He lives... darn."

    "Why are you mad... aren't you supposed to be good?"

    "Cha, but... you see... now that I am no longer Chibi, I have more edge. So SOME things may make me upset but seeing you suffer... it's just too rich." Xehanort explained, flicking his finger against his halo making a ting noise. Xaldin glared. "Masochist."

    "Joe Mama." Xehanort replied, laughing down the aisle.
    Post by: Anase, Apr 10, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home