O.o *Decides to lighten up thread* EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!! NO, SERIOSLY!! EVERYONE WHO READS THIS MUST DANCE FOR AT LEAST ONE MINUTE!!! *Gets stopwatch* Ready... GO!! *Plays Disco music*
Post post post post post post post post. Watcha gonna do? This is fun! Post post post post post post post post.
Both of the songs backwards sound werid. Secret messages... OH MY GOD!!! IT'S AN CONSPIRACY!!!! TO SELL MORE KINGDOM HEARTS GAMES!!! *Is gagged by Nomura*
That is indeed a werid way to eat oranges.
Damm... I missed chapters! *Wacks self over head.* This really really really really really really GREAT!! *Gives you cookie* "Lets go save my pretty boy!"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Breathes* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Okay, I'm done! This is great! "WAASUUUPPPP!!!" "Saix would KILL poor Tiggy and Roo!" He probaly would. You were right to be cautoius Demyx. But I can barly belive that Xemnas cared...
Poor Riku... He'll get dizzy from lack of blood soon, XD Uh-oh, Larxene is back on the equation... *Insert Dramatic music here* Riku is dead meat.
NEW CHAPTER!! *Jumps up and down* YAY! Great chapter, espically the 'fight' between Kairi and Selphie. And Riku, you really need to stop being rude to Sora! It's not nice! *Punches him* *Is punched back* Why must you hurt me in these ways? *Is punched again* OUCH! SON-OF-A- *censored*
Yay! A new chapter! You just made my day, XD. This is great! "Made in Japan." Thank you Nomura." Poor Kairi... Will the perverts ever die? Well, I mean, I know they're dead, but why are there so many? I have to go on a feminist rant now. Can't wait for the next chapter!
Chapter 6: Truths, Dares and crappy disguises... Thank you! ^-^ *Gives you cookies* Yes. Poor Mansex. No wonder he has issues with this lot to deal with... XD Anyway, this chapter was a bugger to write, so I hope you guys enjoy it! It is also the longest yet! And, Namine makes her (not so grand) apperence. Just to warn the easily offended, there is a bit of drinking in this. And what Axel said to Larxene shall be reveled... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roxas sent out an e-mail to everyone in the organization: I am bored. And lonely. Anyone wanna do something? Anything. At all? Come on my peeps! Roxas. Roxas got 3 e-mails back: I have research. Vexen. I am not your peep. I will never be your peep. Go F*** yourself. Larxene. Hey Roxas! Me, Demyx and Zexion are bored too! We’ll be over in a minute. Axel. P.S. Axel is making me come. Zexion. P.S.S. Good thing too, otherwise you would never go anywhere! P.S.S.S. SUGER!! There was a knock on the door, and then a yell from outside. “SUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRR!!†“NO, DEMYX NO!!†Yelled Zexion, as Roxas heard the running of feet. Roxas, realising that his bedroom door was at risk of being run over (who had hated the lack of privacy it had brought when Xaldin speared it to bits.), ran over and opened the door. “DIE EVIL DOOR--! HEY WHERE DID IT GOOOOO!!†Screamed Demyx, as he ran through the open door, straight into the wall. Roxas and Axel cracked up, as Zexion rolled his eyes. “Well, now that we’re here, what should we do?†Asked Zexion, sitting down on one of the many beanbags scattered around Roxas’ room. “Hmm… That is a good question, oh wise Zexy.†“I told you before. Never call me that. Ever, or I shall haunt you with terrible nightmares.†“Well, let’s play Crash Bandicoot!†Said Demyx, who had also flopped onto a beanbag. “Good idea!†Roxas walked over, and started to set up the playstation. Zexion stared out of a window. Suddenly, there was another knock on the door. “Who’s that?†Asked Axel. Roxas blushed, and awkwardly scratched the back of his head. “Roxas… Did you invite a certain nobody? A certain female nobody? A certain female nobody called Naminé?†Teased Axel, a wicked grin on his face. “Um, yeah. You guys don’t mind do you?†“Nah. But make sure Xaldin, Vexen, Saïx or Xigbar catch her. You know she’s banned from the castle.†Replied Demyx, who had taken off his boots for some reason. God only knows what goes on in that guy’s brain. “Oh god! It smells like feet in here!†Yelped Naminé as she walked into the room, holding her noise, and waving her hand rapidly in front of her face. “I know how you feel.†Muttered Zexion, wrinkling his noise up. Axel rolled his eyes, muttered something about snobs and sensitive noises as he started the playstation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30 minutes later… “Roxas, look out for the scientists!!†“Where?†“Right in front of you!†“JESUS CHRIST!!†Yelled Roxas, quickly making Crash dodge an attack from the scientists. Naminé drew something in the corner, as the strains of McFlys ‘Ultraviolet’ went around the room. They had been joined by Marluxia, as he was seriously bored. Suddenly, Zexion held up a hand. “What is it Zexion?†Asked Marluxia, totally exasperated. “Someone’s coming.†Everyone turned to look at Naminé. “Who is it?†Asked Roxas. There was a pause, as Zexion sniffed the air. “It’s Saïx.†“S***!! Naminé, quick, hide in the wardrobe!†Hissed Roxas, grabbing Naminé, and helping her into the wardrobe. “Remember, not a sound!†Everyone quickly resumed their ‘Casually professional, if not professionally casual’ positions. Saïx stormed into the room without knocking, a habit of his. Marluxia noticed Naminé’s sketchbook on the floor. He quickly sat on it. “What is going on here?†asked Saïx, in a tone that wasn’t really a question. “A party. You were invited.†Commented Roxas. Keep it cool. Don’t panic. “I was just checking that there weren’t any… WITCHES about.†Everyone stared at each other. How does he know these things? “Marluxia, why are you sitting on the floor?†Asked Saïx, his eyes ablaze with anger. “I am sitting on the floor… Um… To be at one with nature!†“You’re sitting on the ground…†“Y-e-s.†“To be at one with nature?†“Yes.†“How does that work?†“Well… I meditate.†“Oh really?†“Yes…†“Show me.†“Um… well…†Marluxia quickly thought. “OMSAKAPAKUOMMMMMMMM!!!!†He yelled at the top of his voice. Axel stood up. “Excuse me.†Axel said, barely concealing his giggles. He ran outside, where you could hear someone cracking up. Zexion shoved his face into his lexicon, his shoulders vibrating with hysterics. “I see. Well, then I hope you won’t mind me asking what 4 male nobodies are doing listing to McFly?†Roxas eyes widened as he and Demyx looked at each other. “Oh, you know them well Saïx?†Asked Demyx, putting the theory of ‘The best form of defence is attack’ into practise. And blowing it to pieces. “WHAT DID YOU SAY CREATIN!!?†Screamed Saïx, summoning his claymore, and swishing it in the air. “EEK!†Screeched Demyx, ducking as the claymore advanced towards his head. Luckily, for Demyx anyway, Zexion took charge. “Saïx, as your superior, I order you to stop attacking Demyx, and get the F*** out of this room NOW!†Saïx snarled, still holding the claymore in a treating manner. He weighed up all the options in his head, before storming out of the room, cursing everything that was cursable. Axel quietly slipped into the room. “You can come out Naminé, he’s gone.†Said Roxas. “Um Naminé?†Naminé RAN out of the wardrobe, and fell on the floor. “Fresh air… Fresh air!†She gasped, massaging her throat. Marluxia leapt off the ground and moaned. “DO YOU LOT HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURT?!†Yelled Marluxia. “THAT WILL PROBLAY LEAVE A PERMANENT MARK ON MY A** FOREVER!!†“Shut up!†Hissed Demyx, who was, for once, on the ball. (Is bashed over head with sitar.) “Old moony will hear you!†“Do you mean Saïx or Larxene?†“Saïx, of course!†“Okay, I’m bored. Let’s play Truth or Dare!†Axel said, who was now sitting on a bean-bag. “Great!†Said Roxas, also sitting down. “Axel, truth or dare?†“Da—“Axel paused. Roxas was formidable when it came to Truth or Dare. (For the remainder of this fan-fic, it shall be shortened to ToD?, to stop the writer from becoming more insane than she already is.) He had come up with the formidable dares of replacing all of Xigbars’ clothes with pirate outfits (Demyx still has the scar from when Xigbar shot him), flirting outrageously with Kairi (You don’t want to know what happened to Xaldin), and running around Port Royal singing ‘Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum’. (Axel shuddered at the mere thought of that day.) “Truth.†Axel said, hoping that he had said the right thing. “What did you say to Larxene that made her slap you 6 times?†Asked Roxas, a mischievous grin plastered on his face, after Naminé had whispered something into his ear. Axel cursed them both under his breath, before taking a deep breath. “Well…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FLASHBACK TIME!! ^-^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay Axel. Whatever happens, don’t mess up, don’t mess up. (“Axel- You were actually talking to yourself inside your head?†asked Roxas.) (“Hush up!â€) Axel walked over to Larxene. Keep it cool, keep it calm… “Hi Larxene!†Squeaked Axel, in a voice way to loud and way to high-pitched to be his. “Whaddya want?†Snapped Larxene, picking up a piece of glass. She paused before throwing it at Vexen. (For those of you who care, it did hit Vexen. In an area of a sensitive nature.) “Well, um…†OH MY GOD!! I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY!! DAMMIT BRAIN!! DO SOMETHING!! Axel looked around for inspiration. Larxene picked up another piece of glass. It was stained red and orange. It looked quite nice. I’ll say nice glass! Well, you can guess what happened next. Axel being Axel mispronounced the word and said… “Nice A**†The next thing Axel knew, he was experiencing extreme pain all over his face… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O.o Um… End of Flashback. O.o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!†“HAHAHAHAHAHA†“ZOMG!! AXEL!!†“TEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!†“I… CAN’T…BREATHE!!!†Axel glared at everyone in the room. They were all laughing their heads off. Including Zexion! Axel groaned as he held his head in his hands. My life is over. “Will you guys kindly SHUT THE HELL UP!!!†Yelled Axel, his face again bright red. Everyone kindly ignored Axels’ request, and continued laughing. Axel summoned his Chakram. Everyone shut up except Demyx, meaning… Yes, you guessed it: PWSHOOSH!! “ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!†Screamed Demyx as his hair caught on fire. “MY MULHAWK!!†Everyone watched calmly as Demyx started running around the room, his hair still aflame. “How long do you think it will take him to realise that since he controls water, he can put out the fire himself?†Asked Naminé, her head moving from side to side as she watched Demyx run around. “Knowing Demyx’s intelligence, I’d say quite a long time.†Muttered Marluxia. 45 minutes later… “AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!†Demyx yelled, as he ran about the room, STILL on fire. By now everyone in the room was laughing at him. Demyx paused. “I have this odd feeling I’ve forgotten something… Oh well. AAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!†Another 45 minutes later… “Hey, wait a minute… I haven’t been to the toilet for 2 hours!! Mayday! Mayday!†Demyx ran out of the room (His hair is STILL on fire people!) Naminé turned to the others. “Maybe we should just tell him.†“NO!†Yelled everyone at the same time. “Hey guys!†Demyx shoved his head back through the door. “I just remembered since I control water, I can put the fire out myself!†Demyx did that weird ‘Huh?’ look that very few people (Ur, Nobodies) can pull off, as everyone started to applaud. “Go Demyx!†“You da MAN!!†“IT ONLY TOOK YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF!!†“Okay, guys, if I remember correctly, we were in the middle of a serious game of Truth or Dare?†Quipped Naminé from the corner. “No, you were in the middle of embarrassing me!†Snapped Axel, glaring at Naminé. She shrugged. “Truth or Dare, embarrassment, aren’t they basically the same thing?†“Who’s turn is it now?†Asked Marluxia, who had gone the longest time ever without mentioning plants. “IT’S ZEXY’S TURN!!†Screamed Demyx (He had found a bar of chocolate in the bathroom. No-one had taught Demyx not to eat chocolate that has been found in the bathroom, hence why he had eaten it.) Zexion breathed out. “Dare.†He muttered, silently cursing everything that ever non-existed in his mind. Demyx leapt up and down. “IGOTTAREALGOODONE!!†He yelled at hyper speed. He leapt over yelled/whispered something in Zexion’s ear. Zexion stared at him. “I am not doing that unless I am under the influence of beer.†He said bluntly. Demyx grinned, and pulled out a large plastic bag. Everyone stared at him. Marluxia summed up what they were all thinking. “Oh, you have got to be kidding…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “So, then Zexion, will you do your dare?†asked Demyx. The plastic bag was almost empty. Marluxia had been rationed to 1 sip of beer, (even then he was a bit ditzy) while Demyx and Axel only had one can. Roxas and Naminé had been frequently reminded they were underage, until Naminé blackmailed Axel and Demyx into giving them some. Only 2 sips. That was all. Anyway, back to a very drunk Zexion. “Hic!†Zexion rolled of the beanbag he had been flopped over. Naminé glanced at everyone in the room. She was worried, she feared for Zexion’s non-existent liver. The others just giggled. “Well Zexion? Are you going to do your dare?†Asked Axel, grinning like a fiery maniac. Well, he is a fiery maniac. But that’s not the point at the moment. “OF COURSE I’LL DO MY F****** DARE!!†Yelled Zexion, his voice slightly muffled, because he was speaking into the carpet. “WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IS MY F****** DARE!?!?!?!†“Your dare is to sing we are the champions while tap-dancing in Xigbars room, also replacing his underwear with Larxene's.†Reminded Demyx. “Oh yeah.†Zexion staggered upright, and dragged himself to the door. “Should we really of gotten him so drunk?†Naminé stage-whispered in Roxas’ ear. Roxas rolled his eyes. “It’s times like these that remind me you’re a princesses of hearts nobody.†Roxas grinned and grabbed Naminés hand, and dragged her out of the room after the others. “Lighten up a little!†Naminé wasn’t sure about this. She had a feeling that this was headed for disaster. Oh Naminé. How. Right. You. Were. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Larxene glared at the computer screen. Stupid fan-girls… She was watching a AxelxLarxene video on YouTube. Damm that stupid RE: Chain of Memories. Dammit to… “HEY LARXENE!!†Slurred a voice from the doorway. Larxene rolled her eyes. “How much have you had Zexion?†Asked Larxene. She had been one of the first in the organization to discover how incredibly drunk Zexion could get without collapsing. In fact, she still found it quite impressive. “Only a few dozen cans!†Zexion frowned, “Actually, now that you mention it, I probably had quite a lot more!†“I’m going to guess that you are now involved in a stupid dare involving either me or my underwear.†“Underwear.†Zexion walked over her wardrobe and yanked out several pairs of underwear. “Get out of my underwear drawer, NOW!!†Yelled Larxene, summoning her Kunai. “Oke-dokee!!†Slurred Zexion, staggering out of the room. “BRING THOSE BACK YOU ******ED BOOKWORM!!†Screamed Larxene, as bolts of electricity started to fizz from around her. Seconds later… ZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! “ARRRGHH!!†Naminé glanced at the other nobodies, who were killing themselves laughing. She rubbed her elbow awkwardly. “Perhaps we should help him?†She asked, looking at the others. “Oh, we will, we will, just after the next bit!†Said Demyx. “IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I SHALL CATASRISE YOU WITH A SPOON!! EVER TRIED THAT BEFORE MR ZEXION!! NOW GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOM!!!†Zexion staggered out of the room, oh so slightly singed, holding several pairs of underwear. “I guod dit!†Mumbled Zexion. Naminé picked up one of the pairs of underwear and glanced at the still laughing boys. “WHEN YOU HAVE QUITE FINISHED!!†Yelled Naminé, who has seriously massive lungs, “PERHAPS WE CAN GET THE REST OF THIS IDIOTIC DARE OVER!!†Axel grinned. “Gee Roxas, I didn’t know you’re into psychopaths! Perhaps I should put you on a blind date with Larxene!!†“SHUT THE F*** UP!!†Yelled Roxas, summoning Oblivion and Oathkeeper. So, after the flames had literally burned out on their second fight of the day, Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Marluxia, Naminé and Zexion walked (Or in Zexion’s case staggered.) towards Xigbar’s room. So, a summary: Demyx is still high on sugar, Zexion is drunk, Naminé’s vocal cords hurt, Roxas is insulted, Axel is bored, and Marluxia’s butt still hurts. Zexion staggered into Xigbar’s room, while the others hid in the corridor, in what Axel said were “Brilliant†disguises. “Axel, these disguises SUCK!†Yelled Demyx. Axel pouted, looking highly offended. “I don’t think you quite realise the genius of my plan. You see, we’re all disguised as our lower nobodies, except Marluxia, he’s a pot plant, and Naminé’s a dusk! So, if they he sees us, we just run off. Xigbar will just think we were here, on a mission for our respective selves.†“Axel, did you have more than one can of beer?†Marluxia snarled. “Pot Plants can’t walk!†“Well, then just stand there, like a pot plant does!†“Why do I have to be a girl?†Muttered Demyx. “Because you had to have only female nobodies!†“They’re better dancers! The men kept falling over!†“Maybe it s*** chorography!†“OH SNAP!†“SHUT THE HELL UP AXEL!!†“I’M STILL DRUNK PEOPLE!!†Zexion managed to fall over thin air as he yelled this fact. Oh LOL! Sora, piss off! NO! YES! I’ll give you photos of Mansex’s mental breakdown. Seriously? Yeah, if you leave me alone! Deal!! Okay, now get the hell out of my head!! FWEEEEEEE!!! Okay… “Now Zexion, you remember what you’re doing?†Marluxia asked. “Of course I do! What do you people think I am a drunkard?†No-one answered that question. Naminé hugged herself, something she did a lot. Especially whenever she was around Roxas. We shall call it nerves. Zexion grinned and walked into Xigbars room. “Uh-oh…†Everyone, looked worried. Well, as worried as you can when you’re 3 male and one female nobody dressed up as your respective nobody, a dusk, and a pot plant. “Zexion grinning is NOT a good sign…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dun dun dun... Why is Zexion grinning? Will Marluxia have a permant mark on his butt? Will Namine's vocal cords recover? And why the hell was Namine banned from the castle anyway? Find out the answers in the next chapter of "Orginization Chaos!"
Seems good! Keep it up!
I've got two, one KH related, the other not. Non KH: In Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced, there's a level where Coco is floating though space attached to the life-ring thing, or somthing. Anyway, one day I went on that level, and there was no life-ring thing. She was just floating through space, and there were no boxes, and you couldn't see any enimines (sp?). So she could still die. (and she did.) When I switched it back on it was nomal. Werid... KH2: I had just finished the first Xemnas battle, and was watching the cut-scene where Roxas and Namine were sort of saying goodbye to each other. Anyway, in the middle of Roxas speaking, he suddenly froze, with the music still playing. I left it a while, but it stayed frozen, so I had to start again. Damm! >.<
I like it!
NEW CHAPTER! YAY! This is a good one! I can't belive Riku grabbed the letter from Sora! Bad Riku! *Punches him* *Is punched back* Ow...!
You're right. Xaldin got owned by Belle BIG TIME!! *Giggle like a monkey* Great Chapter. ^-^ I'm guessing that from here, since there are only 3 orginization members left, the plot unwraps very quickly... Can't wait to find out what happens next!
This seems really interesting!
I'll test too!
I love this chapter! Kairi carries fake moustaches in her purse?? O.o
Aqua. Why? I've always wanted to be able to play a female character in Kingdom Hearts.
Although I am excited by BBS, I'm more excited about 325/2 days, for many reasons, including that I only have a DS, and I really like the orginization, and am intreged by the XIV Member.
