I have some ideas as to who is who... But I'm not telling! XD Great Chapter, but you're missing some speech marks: Riku laughed seriously. Wow, I can’t believe this. These aren’t heartless or your keyblade is…†Sora interrupted him. You didn’t have beaten a simple heatless too, did you? That means your weapon isn’t functioning correctly.â€
Oooh! *Intreged* The plot thickens... This cheered me up! (Guess who's got a cold...) Can't wait for more! :)
Wow! Riku does choke a lot... I wonder who ratted on him... I'm betting Roxas. However, Kairi and Namine are pretty devious... Can't wait for more! Stupid Science projects!
Saix: Kingdom Hearts... Where is my heart? Sora: Well, it's a giant moon you idiot, do you think it's going to say 'Over there!' Kingdom Hearts: It's in the laudary basket. Everyone: ... Riku: Well, I'll be jiggered. Riku: Why? Why do you have the Keyblade? Roxas: Because I totally own you! Sora: Riku... It's Riku, Riku's here... Riku: Sora, stop crying. Sora: I'm not crying, it's my allergies. ATCHOO!! Kairi: Remind me why I love you? Axel: But you're too late! Roxas: But Kylie said it's never too late... Axel: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT KYLIE MINOGUE!!!!? Yeah, random. But I just had a lot of sugar. Anyway, not the best ones ever but whatever.
Kingdom Hearts 2! She deleated your memory? If my sister did that (luckily she doesn't know how, XD) I would probaly kill her. Wait. I would definitly kill her. Oh, and I feel I should point out since this is a Kingdom Hearts website, wouldn't most people vote Kingdom Hearts anyway? Ah well...
Spelling and grammer seem fine to me! Great chapter! Lucky you, getting rid of your writers block! I should stop putting exclamtion points at the end of every sentance! ARGH! It's there again!
Chapter VIII: Drawings, bonding time, and travel sickness tablets... *Pleased you liked it* Riku may be appering yet again... DUN DUN DUN!!! *Pleased Again* Who couldn't have Zexion singing the Emo Song? Always funny... Ah yes. Poor Demyx. But it's not over... This chapter: Saix does have his drawings all the way through, just so you get that mental image in your head. Got it there? Good! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Saïx woke up. And he had a Mario style moustache drawn on his face. He stared at it in the mirror. “AXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!†Demyx grinned. “I have got to hand it to you Axel, that moustache was excellent.†“I didn’t draw it!†“Really?†“Nope.†“Then what did you draw?†Axel grinned again. “Just wait a minute.†There was silence in the basement. “OH MY BLOODY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHO THE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!†“My cue.†Axel across the basement to the stairs. Demyx rolled his eyes, and glugged down more coffee. Roxas rubbed his eyes. “So, Roxas, why are we in the basement?†“Because we’re hiding from Xigbar and Saïx. They’re both seriously narked about what happened last night.†“Really?†“No, we’re going to kill lots of small animals.†“COOL!!†“Demyx. Just… Oh, shut up before I punch you.†“ZEXY!!†Yelled Demyx, running over and bear-hugging Zexion. “Demyx. Off. Now.†“NO!†“Demyx?†“Yes?†POW!!! Roxas fell over laughing as Demyx nursed his bleeding nose. Zexion smiled weakly. “That hurt!†“Good.†Axel ran back. He was grinning. “Have you guys seen Saïx?†Everyone shook their heads. “It’s AWSOME!! You have got to see!†Everyone ran out of the basement. And grinned. Saïx was covered in drawings. The Mario moustache (Xigbar had a thing for the classics) was just the beginning. He also had the moon on his neck (Marluxia), a drawing of Xemnas on his stomach (Larxene), a squirrel on his arm (Demyx), a papou fruit on his back (Naminé), a claymore broken in half (Roxas), someone (possibly Xaldin) wrote ‘McFly rules, OK?’ down one leg, but although there were others, something was missing… “Axel, where’s your drawing?†asked Marluxia. Axel’s grin got bigger. “In a place not on view to the public.†“SERIOUSLY!!?†Yelled Demyx, before Zexion slammed his hand over his mouth. “Well why do you think it took a while for Saïx to see it?†“Axel, you are seriously disturbed.†“Because I hang out with you lot!†Roxas punched Axel on the arm. “Git. You’re the one who said we should do Ninja moves while drunk!†“Roxas,†Axel swung one arm over Roxas’ shoulder. “When you are as drunk as I was last night, Ninja moves are the only way to go. You’ll understand when you’re older.†“…†Roxas just stared at Axel, then shook of the arm. “You got me drunk last night Axel!†“Not that drunk!†“Yes that drunk!†“Have you guys finished yet?†piped up Demyx. “Nope. Not that drunk!†“Yes that drunk!†Demyx rolled his eyes, and continued to drink coffee. It was a unwritten rule in the organization, do not disturb Roxas and Axel when arguing unless you enjoy being burnt or having a keyblade shoved up your… Yeah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xigbar rubbed his head. Trying to work out a way to stop the whole of the Organization from having a mutiny, like when Xemnas had tried to ban sugar from the castle on account of Demyx’s hyperness. Well, the whole place had gone insane, until Xemnas relented. Still, Xigbar decided to look for help in a book he thought relevant to the Organization. “How to raise children.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Not that drunk!†“Yes that drunk!†“Not that drunk!†“Yes that drunk!†“Not that drunk!†“Yes that drunk!†Demyx strummed a little tune quietly on his Sitar, while Zexion downed another aspirin for his headache, caused by the still arguing pyro and keyblade wielder. Marluxia walked into the room and watched, his head going back and forwards like watching a tennis match. “Hey guys…†He piped up. FWOOSH!! DONK!!! Demyx put out Marluxia’s hair with lighting reactions, (Living with Axel, you have to have quick reactions.) and Zexion helped remove the keyblade without flinching. “There’s a meeting about to happen.†Gasped Marluxia. “Thank you Zexion. Xigbar says everyone has to attend or else.†“Or else what?†Asked Demyx. “From what I heard, it had something to do with Saïx and carrots.†There was a wince from everyone in the room, remembering the last time Saïx was let lose with a vegetable. (In case you are interested, it was a turnip, and it is how Demyx got his fear of turnips.) “You okay Demyx?†Asked Roxas, concerned for his watery friend. “Bad memories…†Shuddered Demyx. He glanced at the growing puddle around his feet. “Oh crap…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Demyx was the last to arrive at the meeting, since he had to change. With everyone finally settled, Xigbar began. “Now, I’ve noticed that there has been some random crud going on dudes.†“Well, it depends whether taking pictures for blackmailing purposes is weird.†Pointed out Larxene. “That reminds me, I need more film.†“No way.†Snapped Saïx, who was still covered in drawings. “Those pictures you took last night were the limit.†“Trinity Limit?†Piped up Demyx, who dodged a bolt of lighting. “Dudes…†“Hey, leave Demyx alone Larxene!†Yelled Axel, who was sore about the whole slapping thing. “NO!†She bellowed, throwing another bolt of lighting. “B*TCH!!†Axel threw a chankram at Larxene. Roxas took out the video camera. “Damm, it’s all blurry!†Snapped Roxas. “It’s the little red dial. Turn it clockwise.†Piped up Luxord. “Thank you.†Roxas did as he was told, narrowly dodging a flying claymore. “Now you see dudes,†Xigbar drawled, watching the unfolding chaos. “This is what I’m talking about. Guys, stop it already.†“Very well temporary superior.†Said Saïx, withdrawing himself from the fight. “Suck up…†muttered Marluxia under his breath. Very quietly. It’s just a shame Saïx has good hearing… “WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?!†Bellowed Saïx. CRACK! “EEK!!†“BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!†“OH MY GOD!!!†“MARLUXIA SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL!!!†Xigbar face-palmed yet again. “EVERYONE STOP!!†He bellowed. Everyone ignored him. So he fired two shots into the air. They still ignored him. So he yelled: “OH MY GOD! MANSEX IS BACK!!†And they still ignored him. So he yelled: “OH MY HOLY KNICKERS!!! IT’S SORA!!!†He was ignored some more. “What do I have to do to get some attention in this place?†He muttered darkly. Then he had a brainwave. Well, sort of. “ALCOHOL!!!!†“WHERE!!†“LETMEATIT!!!†“WHALE MEEEEEAAAAAATTT!!!†Screamed Demyx, which caused everyone to stare at him. “Why is everyone staring at me?†Asked Demyx, glancing around. “Just…†Saïx sighed and threw a claymore at him. “SHUT THE HELL UP DEMYX!!!!!†“MY MULHAWK!!!†“Son of a-! “ “Everyone calm down…†“CALM DOWN?!†“HE’S INSANE I TELLS YOU!!!†“So, anyway I says to Zexion, I says…†“CANNON BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!†“RIGHTS FOR PLANTS!!! RIGHTS FOR PLANTS!!!†“So then HE says to me, he says…†“I’M RUNNING OUT OF MEMORY ON THIS THING!!!†“GOD DAMMIT AXEL!!†“Yeah, well, wanna get a Starbucks?†“Sure.†Xaldin and Vexen left the room. “Wait, come back!†Yelled Xigbar, who was once again kindly ignored. “MEGA COW HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!!†“CAN IT!†“I WET MYSELF AGAIN!!†“DEMYX!!†Moaned everyone. “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!†“It is.†“It is.†“It is.†“CAN IT!! YOU’LL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH MYDE!!! Uh… I mean Demyx.†A snort. “Idiot.†“Don’t call him that Saïx!†Snapped Axel, leaping up, and falling over Roxas. “OW!†Yelped Roxas. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR!?!?†“I fell off my chair…†“Then why didn’t you just stand up?†“2 very good reasons. One, This is actually a really good angle to film from.†“And two…?†Muttered Saïx, rolling his eyes at XIII’s stupidity. “Lexaeus is standing on me and slowly crushing the air out of my lungs.†Then Roxas passed out. “Oh crap… Lexaeus get off him.†“…†“Now.†“…†“Or you get a Chakram up your butt.†“…!†Lexaeus stepped off Roxas. “Where did Vexen go?†“Coffee.†“Remind me to burn his room down.†“YAY!!†Demyx started dancing. Demyx hated Vexen; he thought that Vexen was just a rip-off of himself. “Demyx. Go change before you start dancing.†Demyx stormed out of the room. “Now what do we do?†Asked Saïx. “Okay dudes, once Roxas is conscious again, we’ll have this meeting again. WITHOUT THE VIOLENCE!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Right now.†Xigbar took a breath. “I have decided that we should try and have a bit of bonding time.†A pause. “Together.†Another Pause. “As a group.†“WHAT!?†“HAVE YOU LOST IT!!?†“Cough MENTAL BREAKDOWN cough.†“Subtle.†“OH MY FREAKIN GAWD!!†“Look,†Xigbar managed to get everyone to shut up again. “It’s just for today, for a few hours.†“Still rather die.†“Okay, IF YOU GUYS DON’T COOPERATE I WILL…†Xigbar went into a long explanation of what he would do, which involved: A fork, pink hi-lighter, a curtain, and several things that sounded anatomically impossible. “Okay, enough information Xigbar.†Interrupted Xaldin, holding up his hands. “There are young, even if they aren’t innocent children in the room.†“I AM NOT A CHILD!!†“I was talking about Demyx.†“Oh.†“HEY!!!†“DUDES!!†Xigbar yelled through a… “How did you get a mega-phone?†“I dunno. But, anyway, we are going to…†Xigbar paused. “Has he fallen asleep?†“Lol.†“AXEL, ROXAS SHUT UP!!†Xigbar rolled his eyes. “I was pausing for dramatic effect, and you’ve just messed it up!†“Sorry.†“What he said.†“Yeah, well,†Xigbar yanked on his ponytail. “We’re going to the park. No if’s, no buts’, no ‘Xigbaaaaarr!’s you are going, stop swearing at me Axel.†He said bluntly over the organizations numerous moaning and swearing. “I hate my life.†Muttered Zexion. “YAH!!†Screamed Demyx, as he fell of his chair. “Saïx, don’t push him!†“BERSERKER!!!†“Run run away!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Saïx had been calmed down, (i.e. Axel found some old knock out spray in the bathroom.) the Organization met up in the Gummi Garage. “Okay, now Demyx, have you taken your travel sickness tablets?†“Yes.†“Good.†“But they don’t work.†(The author agrees. Travel sickness tablets NEVER work.) “Whatever. Now everyone in before I kill you all.†So, Xaldin was driving, (Xigbar had 3 points on his licence) Xigbar was having another aspirin, Vexen and Lexaeus were sitting in silence, Saix was bored, Marluxia was asleep, and Larxene was wondering how any small animals she could kill in one hour. Meanwhile, Zexion was reading and attempting to ignore the scene in front of him. “ANY BET! I can do any bet you can think for me Luxord!†Demyx grinned, still hyper on sugar. “Even… Kissing Larxene?†“Any bet that doesn’t involve me being killed.†“Wuss.†“Shut the hell up Axel.†Roxas snapped, who wanted to see how far Demyx would go for munny. “Oh… I’m gonna be travel sick…†Demyx slammed a hand to his mouth. “OH… MY… GOD… RUN DEMYX RUN!!!!†“TOO LAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!†Zexion watched as Demyx threw up… over his book. “Sorry Zexy.†“One: Don’t call me that. Two: You’ve said sorry about 78 times in the past 5 minutes.†Zexion continued to attempt to clean his book with a bottle of water. Demyx watched. “Lemme help!†“No Demyx don’t… ARGH!!†Zexion got thrown backwards as a torrent of water hit him. Axel, Roxas, and Luxord cracked up laughing. “Very entertaining. Your lives must be full of classy entertainment.†Growled Zexion, who was now upside down, plastered to the wall. Demyx looked very upset. “Sorry Zexy.†“Demyx, say that one more time, I will kill you.†Demyx’s face fell. Axel grinned. “I know what will cheer you up Demyx…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Organization finally arrived, Zexion was soaked, Axel was laughing, and this is the only way to describe Roxas: O.o Demyx? Well… “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!†“You see, this is why we should always search Axel before going anywhere.†Vexen grumbled, as he watched a mega-mega hyper Demyx run across the park. “Well, I was going to, but I’d like to keep my eye, thank you very much.†“WUSS!!†Yelled Axel running past. “Demyx! Fetch the Chakram!†“All right I’ll… OH MY GOD!!! HOLY S***!!!†“Gold.†“I think one of his eyes came out.†Roxas pointed out. âacing eyeballs today.†Commented Vexen. Saïx calmly walked over to them. “Run Roxas!†Axel grabbed Roxas and dragged him away. “Temporary Superior…†“How many times have I told you not to call me that?! Marluxia, stop hugging that tree!†“It’s lonely.†“I give up. Carry on hugging the tree then you ******.†“Can I take it home?†“No! What is it Saïx?†“This dog is stalking me.†Saïx pointed to a German Sheppard. “WOOF!†(That was the dog.) “Saïx, I cannot deal with the dog. Talk to Marluxia, he’s got control over nature, or plants or something.†“He can’t do that.†Roxas butted in, pleased that Saïx hadn’t gone berserker. “Why?†“Marluxia’s trying to steal the tree.†“MARLUXIA!!! PUT THAT SHOVEL DOWN NOW!!!†“IT NEEDS A FRIEND!!†“PUT IT DOWN OR I’LL SHOOT YOU!!!†“Can I say goodbye first?†“Fine.†“My love…†“Oh my god…†Xigbar face-palmed again. “Larxene, stop filming this!†“It’ll get SO many views on YouTube!†“Is YouTube all you think about?†“Decapitation is a hobby…†“XIGGGGGGGGYYYYY!!!!†Axel ran over, waving his hands around. “Xiggy, come quick! It’s an emergency!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dun dun duuuuun! I bet none of you will guess what the emergency is! Have a guess though! You may get it right... Enjoy me hearties! :ninjacat:
LOL! XDDDDDDDDD This is great!
It's not bad for a first go! I quite liked it!
I agree. SHOW THAT COW NO MERCY! Great Chapter! I really love this whole storyline. Poor Sora... And Kairi's getting really good at fighting. Who thinks I should make a "Die Chaylie die" club? XDDDDDD
These are 2 AMV's, both of which use the same song. The first one is InvertedJabberWocky's, which is WAY better than mine! Here it is: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gsnxtFHAFKQ&feature=related This one is mine: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0IFCAUpLo Mine is way worse than InvertedJabberWocky's, but I like it best out of all my AMV's. XD Anyway, comment, either here or on YouTube please! Well, after watching them of course, XD.
LOL! I can see Roxas watching House and Scrubs! Nice story!
Chapter 7: Flashbacks, Ninja moves and Rescue missions. Wait no longer! It is here! Thank you! And don't worry, I'll keep it up.^-^ *Is concerned* Breathe in... And out... *Gives you all cookies* Right, soooo sorry that these chapters aren't coming up quicker, but homework and writers block are EVIL!! Yeah, random moment, XD. WARNING: There is an EXTREME out of Character moment in this chapter. Well, they're all pretty out of character at the moment. But this is very extreme! So enjoy! Also, Riku makes quick apperence! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We shall now join Zexion in the room. Zexion staggered over to the wardrobe, still holding Larxene’s underwear. In his beer addled brain, he had decided to ‘liven up’ the dare. Oh dear god… He grabbed the underwear and switched it around, before writing ‘I love McFly!’ on the wardrobe. Then out of nowhere, he decided to sing a song. Not just any old song. The Emo song. “Dear Diary. Mood apathetic. My life is spiralling downwards.†Outside, a samurai, assaian, dancer, dusk, and pot plant shared worried glances. “Hey, get out of the way!†Snapped Marluxia from behind. The other nobodies slipped away, confronted by their commanders. Axel pushed the pot-plant over. “NOOOOOO!! HOW COULD YOU!!!†Screamed Marluxia. Axel glanced at the floor. “Opps…†“NOW DIE YOU PLANT HATER!!! DIE YOU SON-OF-A-B*TCH!!†“I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.†Sang Zexion from inside the room. “TAKE IT EASY MARLY!!†“DIE!!†“THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SO DRAMATIC!!†“WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON IN HERE YOU LITTLE PIECES OF S***!!!!†Yelled a new voice. Everyone froze, and slowly turned around to see… Saïx. They. Had. Entered. The. Wrong. Room. Everyone stared at the door. “Oh.†They all said together. “Oh. S***!!!! RUUUUNN!!†And with that everyone sprinted away as fast as their non-existent legs could carry them. “Wait!†Naminés voice made the party screech to a stop. “What about Zexion?†“Holy crap!†Marluxia face-palmed. “Why does that son-of-a-b*tch always have to be drunk?†“Um… Didn’t you…†“Now is not the time for accusations!! Now is the time for action! Axel, Do we have any left-over beer?†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 minutes later an extremely drunk Marluxia, Demyx, Axel, a relatively sober Roxas, and a very sober Naminé were planning. “So, we will pour custard over Saïx’s head, and Axel will set his hair on fire, and then Roxas will rescue Zexion.†“Demyx, that is the crappiest sugget- sugie- damm, that’s a hard word to say. Anyway, it’s crap.†“Tisn’t!†“Tis!†“TISN’T!!†“TIS!!†“SHUT UP!!†Naminé yelled at Axel and Demyx, who stared at her reproachfully. There was a short silence as Naminé massaged her throat. “Hic.†(That was Marluxia.) “Look, at the moment, Zexion is being chopped up like minced quorn by Saïx!†“Quorn?†“I’m a vegetarian.†“Like you can talk!†Snorted Demyx. “After all, you got banned from the castle for, what was it again?†Naminé went a bright red as the memories began to reform in her head. “Oh yeah…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More Flashbacks! (Hopefully not as bad as the last one…) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Naminé giggled, clutching her sketchbook closer to her chest. Revenge is very sweet. She had had enough of Luxord and Xaldin doing they’re best to drive her insane, stealing stuff from her and hiding it in bins and worse, stealing her underwear and hiding it in Roxas’ Chest of Drawers. She shuddered. But she had worked hard, doing her best, training, strengthening herself until… She was ready. Today they would pay. Roxas fell over Naminé. “EKK!!†“NAMINÉ!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!†“Roxas, please, shut up!†Naminé hissed, pushing a finger to her lips. “And please, will you get off me?†“Huh?†Roxas stared, before realising that he was lying on top of Naminé. “Ah.†He stood up. “Sorry. But, what are you doing here?†Naminé just grinned. “Can you keep a secret?†Roxas frowned. “’Corse I can? Why, what are you up to?†Roxas held his head down as he walked into the meeting room. “Hey, Roxas!†Demyx bounded over to him. “Looks like we’re set for another boring meeting, huh?†Roxas managed to straighten his face before looking up at Demyx. “Yeah. Dead dull.†Everyone started to take their seats, and Roxas swore he could see a glimpse of blond hair and blue eyes. Oh my god… I can’t believe she’s really going to do this! Do what? Piss off. No, I want to know! Sora, you do know that those photos of Xaldin in the morning are on a loan. The more you annoy me, the sooner I’ll want it back. Well, nice talking to you Roxas, I have to go. Figures. “Now...†Xemnas started his monologue on Kingdom Hearts, Nobodies, the keyblade, and other stuff like that. Y’know, boring crap. Everyone drifted into their own little worlds, thinking about anything. Suddenly— “I’VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I’VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I’VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT’S INSIDE IT!!†Sang Luxord and Xaldin in perfect harmony. “WHAT IN THE NAME OF KINGDOM HEARTS!!!†Yelled many members of the organization, while the rest just wet themselves laughing. The ones wetting themselves laughing were Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, and Marluxia. “Nice harmony!†Yelled Axel. “They’re harmonizing better than I can!†Pouted Demyx, causing them to start laughing again. “ENOUGH!†Snapped Xemnas. “What has happened Vexen?†Vexen hummed and ahhed a bit. Axel copied him, and had a claymore thrown at his head. This caused Axel to swear quite a bit, and Roxas to crack up. Again. “My hypothesis…†“Hypnotise!?†Yelled Demyx. “Not again!†“Hypothesis you idiot! It means a theory.†“Oh right.†Demyx shrank back into his seat. The rest of the Organization rolled their eyes, except Luxord and Xaldin, who were still singing. “As I was saying. I believe that Luxord and Xaldin have somehow had their memories altered.†Roxas’ eyes widened. Yuh-oh… “How did you work that out Vexen?†Asked Xigbar. “Naminé’s standing right over there.†Commented Vexen, pointing to where Naminé was indeed standing. Double Yuh-oh!! Thought Roxas. Naminé glanced at the various Organization members, weighed up her options, and went for the best one. Running for her non-existent life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ … Why the hell do I bother? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “It’s been a year, and that still makes me laugh!†Laughed Axel, falling off a bean bag. Again. “Look.†Namine placed her hands on her hips in an attempt to look intimidating. “Zexion is being beaten up by Saïx at this very moment. We have to help him.†“Well that’s what we were doing, until we got hammered!†Pointed out Demyx, as Marluxia fell asleep. “FOR GOD’S SAKE!! JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY!!†Naminé snapped. “AND WAKE UP!!†She bellowed in Marluxia’s ear, before kicking him. Hard. “OW!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE?!! NAMINÉ!! THAT SERIOUSLY HURT!!†“Good. Now, are we going to do something?†“Fine, Mistress Poo-head.†“Intelligent comeback.†“But in case you’ve forgotten Naminé,†Roxas piped up. “They are drunk, and the last plan you came up with ended up getting several small animals killed. And Simba was horribly disfigured.†“I know. That’s why you’re going to come up with the plan.†“Damm straight… Wait a second. WHAT!! NAMINÉ, HAVE YOU LOST IT!!†“Wet yourself.†“Fine!†Roxas sat up. “I’ll make a bloody plan.†Jesus… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Roxas’ basic plan was to run in and get Zexion out without too many deaths. So he left it to Axel to fill in the large blanks. “Remember, as we head there, we must do cool ninja moves.†Reminded Axel, as they started to head out. Now, imagine 3 drunk nobodies, a slightly drunk 15 year old nobody and his girlfriend, doing Ninja moves in the Castle that Never Was. Yeah. CRASH!! BANG!!!! KAR-UUNNCCKH!! CLANG!!!! “WHAT THE F***!!†“AXEL, ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN!!!†“I CAN’T BELIVE HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!!!!!†“…†(That was Lexaeus.) “Axel, this wasn’t one of your best ideas, was it?†Demyx asked, rubbing a large bruise on his leg, after falling over one of Lexaeus weights. “It was better than your idea. Honestly.†Axel shook his head. “Custard.†“Where?†“Shut up Marluxia.†“Okay, now, to save Zexion!†Yelled Naminé. “I need the toilet.†“Hold on.†“I CAN’T!!†“Suck it up!†“But I… Ah…†“EW!! DEMYX!! THAT’S GROSS!!†“That was a BIG relief!†“I AM NEVER GOING NEAR YOU AGAIN!!†“SHHHHHHSSSSHHH!!!†Axel shoved a finger to his lips and waved his other hand about. Except Naminé, who would not shut up. So Marluxia, well… SLAP!!! “YOU SON-OF-A-B*TCH!!!!!!†Screamed Naminé, and her and Marluxia proceeded to cat-fight. Outside Saïx’s room. “WHAT IN THE NAME OF KINGDOM HEARTS IS GOING ON OUT HERE!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?†Bellowed Saïx. “Ah! My eardrums!!†Yelped Demyx, holding his ears. “Well,†Axel decided to take charge. “We came to rescue Zexion, Marluxia and Naminé are cat-fighting, you just defended Demyx, and Roxas just got slapped.†Commented Axel, as Roxas (who was trying to stop the cat-fight. Idiot…) did, indeed, get slapped. “What do you mean, save Zexion?†Saïx looked seriously confused. “Well, you bashed him with your claymore, didn’t you?†Asked Demyx, gently pushing himself off the floor. “No! I just videoed him singing the Emo Song and put it on YouTube!†Axel, Demyx and Roxas stared at each other. Marluxia and Naminé continued cat-fighting. “Now, get rid of those Cat----“ Saïx’s voice trailed off. They paused to see what he was staring at. Then they noticed. Naminé. Who just so happened to be banned from the castle. “Oh. S***.†They all said at the same time. “BERSERK!!!!!†“RUN NAMINÉ!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!†They all screamed, grabbing Naminé and running. “Where are we going to go!?†Yelled Roxas, as Saïx started to smash stuff up in the corridor while running towards them. “Anywhere that isn’t near Saïx is fine by me!†replied Naminé, who was being dragged along. “Yeah, well, we need to be more specific.†“Luxord’s room is straight ahead!!†Yelled Demyx, and all of them dived into the room. Luxord just looked. “Should I ask?†“No.†“Hiding from Saïx?†“Yes.†“Wardrobe.†Said Luxord, pointing to said wardrobe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Ow. Roxas, that’s my foot.†Hissed Naminé. “Sorry.†“How come I’m on the bottom?†Snapped Axel, attempting to stretch his arms. “Because it was your stupid idea that got us in here in the first place.†Whispered Marluxia. “I need the toilet again.†Muttered Demyx. “That’s it; we’re taking you to the doctors.†“Why?†“It can’t be healthy to go to the toilet as much as you do… OUCH!†Axel winced as something hit the wardrobe. “Saïx is coming, so shut up.†Hissed Luxord from outside. â€You kicked me in an area of the sensitive nature!†“Good. HELLO SAÃX!!†Yelled Luxord, to get them all to shut up. “Number X. Have you seen the witch known as Naminé?†“No.†“I think you have.†“I think I haven’t.†Roxas prayed. Please may we not be found out… Being hunted by Saïx again? Sora, I don’t have the time or the patience. Yeah, well sorry about this Roxas. Sorry about what? HEYA ROXAS!! WHY IS HE HERE!!? …Boredom? RIKU GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!! But I’m bored! Not my problem. You shouldn’t be talking like that to someone who totally owned you. YOU DIDN’T!!! THAT WAS MANSEX’S HEARTLESS!! Burn’t! Shut up Sora! No! Yes! BEACH FIGHT!! See ya Roxie! NEVER CALL ME THAT!!! “Hey guys…†whispered Demyx, in almost silence. “What Demyx?†replied Naminé. “I seriously need to go… Like now.†“You can’t.†“Oh crap.†“What?†“I wet myself again.†“OH GOD!!!!†They all screamed, then slapping their hands over their mouths. Too late. SMASH!!! The claymore smashed into the wardrobe, revealing them, hunched up. “And again!†Said Marluxia, as they sprinted out of the room. “Okay, we need somewhere else to hide.†Panted Axel. “Luxord, what the hell are you doing here?†“Dunno.†“And you wonder why we call you stupid. Let’s try… Zexion’s room!†“Is that wise?†“Probably not.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Hey Zexion!†“Shhhsh!†A limp figure waved a finger from the bed. “Hung-over?†“You should be a doctor.†“Can we hide in here?†“Why?†“Saïx saw Naminé.†“Fine.†Marluxia started to head to the wardrobe. “Wait! Saïx will look there first! Let’s… hide under the bed!†“DIVE!!!†Yelled Demyx, diving under the bed. “This should be entertaining.†Muttered Luxord, following Demyx’s lead, as did everyone else. “ARGH! Roxas, your foot is in my face!†“Sorry.†“This is stupid.†“Shut up.†Hissed Zexion “…Emo.†“I AM NOT EMO AXEL!!†“EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO!!!†“I AM NOT A FRICKEN EMO!!†“YES YOU ARE!!†“I AM NOT EMO!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!†“YOU SANG THE EMO SONG FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In another part of the castle, Saïx was searching. He HAD to find those nobodies, who were bringing the Organization into disrepair. And when he found that witch. And then he would punish them… A horrible memory of the time when Demyx smuggled a video of Sailor Moon in flashed into his mind. And then he was stalked forever by organization Members, who would yell: “In the name of the moon, I will punish you!†Oh, they would be punished now; they would feel their suffering… He’s got some issues doesn’t he? Anyway, Saïx headed towards Roxas’ room, in the hope that they had gone to continue their… Party. When he reached the room, he found two things: 1) They were not there. (Because they were arguing under Zexion’s bed.) 2) Naminé’s sketchbook. It had lots of drawing in. Including a rather embarrassing picture of… Himself. In boxers. With hearts on. Oh dear God… A snarl of rage escaped Saïx. “I SHALL PUNISH HER!!!!!!!!!†He screamed, waking everyone in the castle up. Xigbar woke up to lots of yelling. Oh crap… Saïx was annoyed yet AGAIN! “It’s not Mansex that needs the phyciatrist.†He muttered darkly crawling out of bed. “It’s SAÃX!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marluxia bolted upright as he heard a yell. He promptly bashed his head on the bed. “OUCH!†He snapped, as did everyone else. Including Zexion, who had hit his head on a book shelf. Which hurts a lot. Trust me. “What’s going on?†asked Demyx, spitting a few dust bunnies out of his mouth. “Geez, you need to clean under here more often Zexy.†“What are you, my mother?†“You have a mother?!†“You’re pushing it Axel…†Zexion shoved his head out of the door. “Saïx has lost it.†“I thought you said he lost it years ago?†Pointed out Demyx. Before Zexion could reply, Xaldin walked in. “Zexion… Whoever’s hiding under the bed…†“It’s us.†Said Luxord, as everyone shoved their heads out from under the bed. (Except Naminé) “Whatever…†Xaldin took a breath. “BERSERKER!!!!†“BERSERKER!?!!?!†“BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!†Everyone leapt out from under the bed (Including Naminé.) to see. Saïx, had indeed lost it, and was smashing up the corridors. Larxene was taking pictures, while Xigbar was trying to calm him down. Needless to say he was failing miserably. “THE WITCH SHALL DIE!!!!†Bellowed Saïx, spinning around. Then he saw Naminé. “DIE WITCH DIE!!!!!!!†“RUN!†Yelled Demyx, as they ran off. They raced through the corridors, falling over random objects. “Wait a second.†Axel brought the entire party (now including Zexion and Xaldin.) to yet another grinding halt. “We aren’t doing cool ninja moves!!†“Oh for God’s sake Axel,†Xaldin rolled his eyes. “If you were as drunk as I were, you would understand. Now… NINJA!!!†All of them started to do ninja moves. “Right!†yelled Marluxia, as they turned right, still avoiding the berserker, “WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!†“SHUT UP!!†Naminé slapped Marluxia, accidentally knocking him unconscious. “Nice one Naminé.†“Oh, shut up and run.†“PLAYING THE SITAR WITH MY TOES!!†“DEMYX!!†“Sorry.†They ran again, as Saïx chased them once more. “We can’t keep running forever!†Yelped Xaldin, narrowly avoiding a flying claymore. “Roxas!†“What is it Axel?†“Do you have any skateboards?†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “THIS IS SO STUPID!!!†Naminé found herself yelling yet again. They were skateboarding through the corridors of the Castle. “Stupid or not,†Replied Luxord. “It is workseen Saïx for ages.†This was because Saïx was coming the other way. Xigbar had finally calmed him down (By threatening him.) which was pretty incredible. However, as Saix and Xigbar walked along, our little posse were heading right towards them. You can guess what happens next… CRUNCH! KRACK!! CLAMG!!!! CLATTER!!! “ERK!!†“OH MY FECKIN GAWD!!!†“I THINK I’M CHOKING!!†Saïx raised his head. And- Instantly. Went. Into. A. Long. Fit. Of. Crying. Everyone stared as tears started to fall down Saïx’s face. Axel pulled out a video camera. “IT’S SO UNFAIR!!†Sobbed Saix. “I JUST TRY MY BEST TO DO GOOD STUFF, AND I GET BEAT UP BY REATARDS AND DRUNKS ON SKATEBOARDS!!!†By now, everyone was watching. Then they looked at Xigbar and grinned. Xigbar face-palmed. I hate being in charge. “That’s… very sad.†He said lamely. “I DON’T WEAR BOXERS WITH HEARTS ON!!!†“…Good for you.†“IT’S SO UNFAIR!!†“Uh-huh…†Xigbar glanced at the other members, who were holding back hysterics. A little help? He mouthed. Everyone shook their heads. “Gits…†He muttered under his breath. “Just… Try to calm down a bit Saïx.†“NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!†“I see…†Screw this! Xigbar grabbed hold of the nearest weapon (Which was, ironically, Saïx’s claymore.) and CRACK! “Nice one Xigbar!†Yelled Luxord, as everyone fell over laughing at the knocked out Saïx. “Let’s draw on his face!†“Great idea!†And so, the Organization went to sleep, satisfied with another days work. And getting drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For reference, I was eating sweets from Ikea while writing this, they get me really hyper! Enjoy!
Kelly Clarkson: Because of You I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard I've learned the hard way To never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake A smile, a laugh everyday of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry every night in your sleep I was so young You should have known better than to lean on me You never thought of anyone else You just saw your pain And now I cry in the middle of the night For the same damn thing Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I try my hardest just to forget everything Because of you I don't know how to let anyone else in Because of you I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty Because of you I am afraid Because of you Because of you
Thanks for the info!! I'm looking forward to 358/2 most out of all of the games! And it's the only one I have the consle for! XD
NEW CHAPTER!! *Gives you cookie of wowness* Le gasp! Was that Terra at the end? (Like you're going to answer...) This has seriosly captured my intrest. DAMM!! Now I'm addictied to ANOTHER fan-fic! :bangbang: Well, at least it's a good one!
35414 Hello!
Grab a textbook, hit them on the head, and if they go "WHAT?!" Then say "STOP IGNORING ME!!!" I do that a lot, works for me. Although, once I did get slapped, so wear face protection.
I would like to know if any of you have ever: 1) Fallen over a door. 2) Had a best friend who says hello by hitting you. 3) Had your bedroom carpet thrown out of your bedroom window. 4) Gotten a headache from being bored. 5) Decided to not fit in. 6) Hit one or more of your friends with a science textbook. 7) Made up a random song about Tic-Tacs with your friend. 8) Not revised for a test, and then get the highest in the class. 9) Been called a boy when you are actually (Shock, horror) a girl. All this stuff has happened to me at some point in my life, the last one has actually happend 4 times. >.> So, is my life just pathetically random, or am I not alone in my weridness?
Ashlee Simpson: Pieces of me
