Hurt: Riku Heal: Kairi Larxene-3 Riku-22 Kairi-11 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-51 DiZ-19 Marluxia-51 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ((Then you know. Save the Cheerleader = Save the World Cheerleader = Claire Bennett Claire Bennet = Hayden Panettiere Hayden Panettiere = Kairi Ergo Save Kari = Save the World))
3041 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Hurt: Riku Heal: Kairi Larxene-3 Riku-23 Kairi-10 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-52 DiZ-19 Marluxia-50 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ((Save Kairi, Save the World... ...watch "Heroes" on NBC if you don't get the reference.))
3038 The problem is when several people are trying to post at once, you don't know who's coming out first until you've posted and went away for a while.
Hurt: Riku Heal: Kairi Larxene-5 Riku-24 Kairi-8 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-51 DiZ-19 Marluxia-50 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ((Save Kairi, Save the World...))
3034 I counted three. And I read that article a long time ago. What an awesome story. :)
Hurt: Marluxia Heal: Kairi Larxene-6 Riku-25 Kairi-7 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-51 DiZ-19 Marluxia-49 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ((Save Kairi, Save the World...))
Hurt: Riku Heal: Kairi Larxene-10 Riku-25 Kairi-7 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-48 DiZ-19 Marluxia-48 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ((Save Kairi, Save the World....))
((OOC: "Brutally," I think. :) And if no one else shows up by the time this Chibi-Lux-Xig plotline is wrapped up, I'll probably find some reason or other to join you)) "I think we should try their rooms first," said Xemnas. "If my memory serves, Luxord's is closest. Shall we?" Xemnas motioned in the general direction where he remembered Luxord's room being.
Hurt: Riku Heal: DiZ Larxene-11 Riku-26 Kairi-6 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-48 DiZ-19 Marluxia-47 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ....save Kairi, save the world!
3025 Aww, I wanted to 'splode.
Xemnas sighed. "Do you think I like scaring the daylights out of you?" he asked them. "I don't! But sometimes it's the only way things get done around here. If you would all be a little more attentive we wouldn't need to keep meeting like this." Xemnas started nudging them down the hall. "We'll heal our inter-Organization relations later. Now we have to fix Xigbar and Luxord. They were the only two affected, right?"
Hurt: Riku Heal: DiZ Larxene-16 Riku-26 Kairi-8 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-46 DiZ-18 Marluxia-43 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey
Xemnas looked down, looked back at Marluxia, and took his hands away. "If either of you leave my sight before this whole mess is fixed," he said, "I'll do something so bad even I don't know what it is yet." "Oh, and Marluxia," he added quickly, "Those candies in your hand. I'm not going to ask you to get rid of them because I think they would be wonderful against our enemies. However, if I see them again during peacetime, this will become Organization XII. Do you follow me? Or am I being too obtuse?" Without waiting for an answer, Xemnas said "Well, what are you waiting for? Find Xigbar and Luxord and put them back to normal! And don't leave my sight until that happens! No portaling!"
Poo! I want Kairi alive, but....*sigh* Christopher Lee is more important. Hurt: Riku Heal: DiZ Larxene-16 Riku-27 Kairi-9 Roxas-16 Naminé-22 Demyx-45 DiZ-17 Marluxia-43 DEAD Sora Donald Goofy Xemnas King Mickey ...damn you all...
3006 I just watched an episode of the show "Psych" that was written by the guy who does the voice of Dib on "Zim." He even had a cameo as a lame speed-dater.
"I don't know," said Xemnas, "I hope not, but it's not impossible. And you two are going to help me find them." He looked into both their eyes "Do you have any idea how my day has been? First I go to get something to eat, but I end up not eating because first, I notice that my personal cache of ice cream has been devouered by someone, and then Luxord bumps into me, and guess what? He's a child now. Oh joy. Then I hear Xigbar scream from outside. I go to investigate and find this strange man who claims Xigbar vandelizes his house. He then proceeds to lead us on a wild goose chase, feed me a cheesecake laced with sleeping powder, and kidnaps Xigbar to have his way with him. I then had to go through a very disturbing dream, wake up, slice this pervert up into several easy-to-store pieces, and escort a traumatized Freeshooter back here. Then, I scream my head off for some assistance and find none, go searching for you two and get frozen. So, now, I am very sorry for being overbearing and frightening, but I NEED SOMETHING TO GO RIGHT TODAY! And you two are going to help me, because it was at least partially your faults in the first place. UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!"
Xemnas took both their hands "I might accept your apology once things are fixed. Now, all three of us are going to find Xigbar and Luxord, and you are going to work together to get them back to normal, and then maybe I won't hurt you."
Xemnas took out his "Bad Mother@#$er" wallet and handed Axel a few thousand dollars. "Buy Demyx the whole mall for all I care. Marluxia stays." Putting a hand each on Marluxia and Vexen's shoulders, Xemnas spoke to them. "Do you have any idea the trouble you've put this castle through? Xigbar was almost raped by a lunatic pervert! If I hadn't killed the *******, we'd have lost the freeshooter, and the creep drugged me so I almost didn't make it! The two of you are going to find a way to restore Xigbar and Luxord and whoever else may have found your candies NOW!!!!"
"A-HEM!!!" Xemnas stared at Axel and Marluxia. "You two. Stay put." He turned to Vexen. "You. Explain. EVERYTHING." He turned back to the other two. "You two help. Fill in whatever blanks are left." He looked at them all. "Well, start explaining! I'm not talking just to hear myself!"
