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  1. Jube
    IF CAPLOCKS, SARCASM AND REACTION IMAGES REPRESENT ANGER TO YOU
    YOU HAVE AN ODD VIEW OF WHAT CONSTITUTES ANGER
    Of course other games do it.
    There are TONS of **** games out there that do ****** things.
    Why in the name of Jesus in his almighty heaven would I name EACH AND EVERY GAME THAT DOES THIS WHEN I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE GAMES IN PARTICULAR?
    Do other games deserve to be called out for ****? Of course they do.
    But I don't WANT to right now because I'm not TALKING about those games I'm TALKING about DmC.
    If someone says "Back to the Future had some cool looking cars" you don't go "WELL SO DOES TEN MILLION OTHER MOVIES! WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THOSE!?".

    DID YOU NOT JUST READ MY POST ABOUT CHALLENGE IN ACTION GAMES!?
    LET ME ARTICULATE IT AGAIN FOR YOU
    Action game
    Action game = fast paced
    fast paced = lots of quick on their toes enemies
    quick on toes enemies = quick on toes reactions
    quick on toes reactions = difficulty
    DmC = none of the above

    If lack of challenge in an action game on the hardest difficulty does not constitute as a major flaw to you then I have to wonder what exactly you consider a flaw.
    Hell I already listed the flaws with the game on the FIRST PAGE.
    Why don't you try reading those and then coming back to tell me that "there not actually flaws".


    I've said it once and I'll say it again, this time in BIG OL caps because that's the only time you guys pay attention to me
    I DO NOT CARE IF YOU LIKE THE GAME
    YOU CAN MAKE A THREAD SAYING HOW AWESOME DmC IS!
    WHATEVER
    AS LONG AS RECOGNIZE THAT YOU LIKE A BAD GAME THEN IT'S ALL GOOD!
    I LIKE SOME BAD GAMES TO! I ****ING LOVE GUNDAM DYNASTY WARRIORS!
    BUT I AM AWARE OF THE BLATANT FLAWS IN THE GAME AND DO NOT STATE THAT THEY AREN'T FLAWS WHEN SOMEONE HAS ARTICULATED AS TO WHY THEY ARE FLAWS.
    I JUST ENJOY THE GAME NONE THE LESS
    Post by: Jube, Jan 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Actually, it looks like YOU'RE trying to look for an excuse to ignore the problem by saying "everyone else sucks ass at it therefore this is totally okay"
    1. This is on the hardest difficulty
    2. This is on the hardest difficulty
    3. This on the hardest difficulty
    4. This is on the hardest diffictuly
    Do you want me to show you every other boss fight in the game on the hardest difficulty?
    Why the hell would I do that when you know full well EXACTLY what you're going to see.
    But no, you're just gonna say "B-B-BU-YOU'RE JUST BUTT HUUUUUUUURT! THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY A PROBLEEEEEEM!", you're not even CONSIDER thinking
    "Hmm, maybe some people expected a challenge from the hardest difficulty in the game and are a tad dissapointed to see that there's no challenge"

    Does that logic make sense to you or do I have to break it down into the simplest terms for you? Action games are usually expected to be fast pace, the faster pace then the more challenging the difficulty in order to adjust your character's movements to the multiple enemies that moving at incredibly fast speeds as well as adjust your combat style to make as much emphasis with a fast pace in generel.
    This is what a GOOD action game does.
    You can like a BAD action game by all means I know some people who actually like Ninja Gaiden 3 and I don't fault them for it.
    But as long as you're aware that there are BLATANT flaws(IE the hardest difficulty for the almost final boss taking chunks of damage) with the game that you're playing then that's alright.
    But you're not doing that.
    You're plugging your ears and screaming "LALALALALA! NOT A PROBLEM! LALALALALA! BUTTHURT! LALALALA!"
    And I keep highlight why it IS a problem
    But you DON'T LISTEN TO ME!

    Do I hate other ACTION GAMES that are incredibly easy?
    Unless there's something incredibly MIND BLOWING about the game that surpasses the need for a challenge then yes I do.
    I don't hate Okami for being easy as **** because Okami is not an aciton game, it's an adventure game. It could still use a challenge but it doesn't need it for the most part.
    I like SMT games more then most other RPG's because SMT games tend to provide very meaty challenges.
    Challenge is a very important part of a game to me.
    SO WHEN I SEE THAT CHALLENGE IS NOT IN AN ACTION GAME ON THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY ON THE LAST BOSS(kinda) I'M GOING TO BE QUITE DISSAPOINTED!
    But I can name several bosses that can still be challenging EVEN with this concept so DmC has no excuse. Of course you're probably just gonna use a no true scotsmen of me so whatever.
    See what lib did? The whole listing your specific reasons why you like the game>
    Why don't you try doing that for once huh?
    I'm not spouting out "BUT HIS HAIR ISN'T WHITE!" so the LEAST you could do is not spout "BUT EVERYONE HATES IT! SO IT MUST BE GOOD!"
    Post by: Jube, Jan 21, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  9. Jube
    It may not be a problem to you because you obviously expect something different form the game
    It's an action game
    I expect challenging and engaging fights in an action game
    DmC does not give me that thus it's a major problem for me even on it's HARDEST difficulty.

    Style is very easy to obtain thus there is no challenge in gaining it.

    There are enemies that require specific weapons to beat which kills variety when fighting enemies.

    Keeping enemies close to you is far too easy with the angel pull ability

    You and enemies stay in the air far too long which causes other enemies to wait around until you're done beating the one in the air

    These are major problems for me
    You can like the game
    You can hate the game
    I don't care
    But don't say **** like "you're not complaining about anything legitimate" because these ARE legitimate complaints when it comes to an action game.
    Please stop projecting.
    Post by: Jube, Jan 20, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    REMEMBER ALL THOSE POSTS I MADE ABOUT HOW I HATE DmC's DANTE
    AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I HATE THE GAME AND NOTHING ELSE
    AND HOW I KEPT POINTING OUT STUPID **** LIKE "HIS HAIR IS BLACK" AS FLAWS FOR THE GAME INSTEAD OF POINTING OUT LEGITIMATE GAMEPLAY AND STORY REASONS!?
    REMEMBER WHEN I SAID ALL THAT!?
    YOU DON'T!
    WELL NO SHIT
    BECAUSE I NEVER SAID THAT STUFF

    I don't know WHERE you're getting these baseless assumptions from.
    This is the ONLY thread about DmC I have ever made EVER and it's highlighting a legitimate flaw with the game IE The almost final boss on the hardest difficulty takes damage like a ***** and the ultimate reward of the game(style) is given to you in an instant with little to no effort.
    But no
    None of that matters, you see me saying something negative about DmC and you INSTANTLY go to the "HUUUR! YOU DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE HIS HAIR ISN'T WHITE! DUUUUUUUUUUR!".
    It's like I can't even say something bad about the game without being accused of being some "non progressive fanboy"


    tl;dr: Don't assume, it makes an ass out of U and me.
    Post by: Jube, Jan 20, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You are so incredibly wrong
    It's hilarious.
    OH MAN!
    PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT FLAWS IN A GAME!?
    OH GEEZ
    WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! RIGHT!?
    I MEAN LIKE WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVER DO THAT!?
    ESPECIALLY FOR A GAME THAT WAS RECENTLY RELEASED!?
    OH MAN!
    WHAT WAS I THINKING!?
    WHAT
    WAS
    I
    THINKING!?
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    This is a pathetic display no matter how you look at it.
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    Did someone say..
    Jojo?

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  20. Jube
    Metal Gear Rising pre-ordered
    Getting Neptunia
    Getting Ni no Kuni
    Got Anarchy Reigns
    AGAIN
    Getting Fire Emblem Awakening
    Tomb Raider is a dead franchise
    DmC is the Shakesphere of our time
    Want Killer is Dead but I know nobody is gonna buy it because lolSuda
    NOT GETTING VERSUS XIII BECAUSE I CAN'T
    NOT GETTING TYPE-0 BECAUSE I CAN'T INTO MOONSPEAK
    NOT GETTING BRAVELY DEFAULT BECAUSE I CAN'T INTO MOONSPEAK
    **** YOU LIGHTNING
    **** YOU SQUARE
    UNDER NIGHT IN BIRTH WILL NEVER GET A CONSOLE RELEASE
    Want Bayonetta 2
    Want the Wonderful 101
    Want SMT 5
    Will never get to play Soul Hackers
    WANT GRAND THEFT AUTO V
    AND SO DO YOU
    BUY GRAND THEFT AUTO V AND GIVE ROCKSTAR YOUR MONEY
    Dead Space 3 is good ol EA once again ruining a franchise
    Prepared for a **** E3.

    I'm reasonably excited for this year.
    Capcom, Ninja Theory and Square Enix are NOT doing a good job at starting my year off well.
    But Anarchy and Ni no Kuni should be able to fill the void
    Post by: Jube, Jan 16, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone