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  1. Sir Charles of Monocles
    I am trying to get the 3.73 style and it is just staying on the FUnky 2.0 style. What gives? Is it just mine or is it veryone?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Sep 15, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Sir Charles of Monocles
    True story:

    About a month ago I was looking at some Naruto pictures online when a picture of Superman fighting someone came up. I click on it and by habit I started reading it right to left. After a minute, I was like "This doesn't make sense...Wait this is a comic! Duh!"

    You know you are a manga fan when you.....

    1. Read regular comics right to left.

    Post in this
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Sep 4, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Sir Charles of Monocles
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    Parents

    ^My mother typed this. You can tell she typed it due to there not being DarkSlateGray color and it not being bold.^

    I hate it when my mom tells me to do something that she is too lazy to do.
    Example A: She is sitting on the couch watching television, smoking. She is closer to the fridge than I am. Actually I am the farthest one away from the fridge. She says "TDGW, get me a Diet Coke." I am like "WTF?"

    Example B: I am in my room on the second floor. She is on the first. "TDGW, bring me my cigarettes!" Another WTF moment.

    Sometimes I can't wait to move out. She will be sitting there "TDGW, bring me a Diet Coke. TDGW?!" Though she might call me in the middle of the night and say, "Can you bring me a Diet Coke?" I would be 2000 miles away.

    She blames me for everything, EVERYTHING. My older sister makes a mess, I get blamed. The t.v. doesn't work right, I get blamed. My sister's dog chews up a shoe, I GET BLAMED!

    Sorry but I needed to get this off my chest. My mom is starting to invade my "TDGW Time"( me getting up 3 hours before I have to).
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Sep 4, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Dashing through the sand,
    With a bomb strapped to my back
    I have a nasty plan,
    For Christmas in Iraq.

    I got through Checkpoint A,
    But not through Checkpoint B
    That when I got shot in the a**
    By the U.S. Military

    Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    Mine blew up you see
    Where are all the virgins
    That Bin Ladin promised me?

    Oh Jingles Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    Your soliders shot me dead.
    The only thing that I have left
    Is this towel upon my head.

    I used to be a man,
    But everytime I cough
    Thanks to Uncle Sam,
    My n*ts keep falling off.

    My bombing days are done,
    I need to find some work.
    Perhaps it would be much safer
    As a convient store night clerk

    Oh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    I think I got screwed
    Don't laught at me because I'm dead
    Or I Kill You!!
    ___________________________________

    I think Achmed the Dead Terroist is hilarious, any comments?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Sep 3, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Sir Charles of Monocles
    You know that when you fight the Darkside, the name of the song playing is called Destiny's Force. Is that why you chose your name? After that song?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Sep 1, 2008, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Sir Charles of Monocles
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    3 Fridays

    3 more Fridays to go til National Videogame Day!!!!! And my birthday. The funny thing is I usually start thinking of what I want a month in advance but due to school, I have put it out of my mind. I will be 16 (but I won't get my Driver's Lisense til next June due to Super Procastination) and I don't know what to get. I want a PSP and Crisis Core but I only get $55 from my family and I live in basically hickville so I know my friends won't give me money. I don't know what to do. I don't even know why I made this thread. Probably due to nothing going on right now.
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Aug 27, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Okay, when I typed in my color font (my computer is acting evil now), I wondered if instead of DarkSlateGray I wonder what would happen if I typed in DarkSlateGrey... So I tried it and it turned red? Try it, I tell you, major weirdness....
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Aug 26, 2008, 30 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Sir Charles of Monocles
    The creator of Death Note, one of the best manga/anime ever, has started a new series. Bakuman! SPOILERS!!: It is about a 9th grader whose deceased uncle ws a mangaka. Moritaka Mashiro lives a normal high schooler's life but one day he accidentally leaves his notebook with a drawing of the girl he likes in the classroom. When he goes back to retrieve it, the kid with the highest marks in the class, Akito Tamaki, has looked through it and has decided that Mashiro should help him create a manga. Mashiro says he'll think about. Later, Tamaki calls Mashiro and tells him to get over to Azuki's house*. When Mashiro arriaves, the two boys ring the dooor bell and asked to speak to Azuki. When Azuki comes outside, Mashiro starts to get nervous. When Mashiro learns that Azuki wants to be a voice actress, he says that he will be a mangaka if she will do the voice acting for the heroine. She agrees and Mashiro asks her to marry him if they both fufill their dreams. Azuki says yes only if their dreams become true, and not otherwise.And this is only chapter 1. So, do you think it will be popular or not?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Aug 24, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: Anime and Manga
  9. Sir Charles of Monocles
    I am getting a laptop soon and I just wanted to know: What is the best laptop for gaming AND/OR making amvs. I would rather have the amvs over the gaming. Any suggestions?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Jul 26, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: Technology
  10. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Yes after only 1 month and 4 days, I am back. I was planning on staying away untl 9/19 but I couldn't. I have gone to therapy and the doctor has discovered what was wrong. All I need to do was play other video games and eventually I would go back to Kingdom Hearts.
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Jul 26, 2008, 44 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Sir Charles of Monocles
    [​IMG]

    I am leaving this site. It seems to me that almost everyone here hates me. I feel unwelcome here. I am not leaving forever. This is probably just a phase. I will log on as a guest about once a week to check on some stuff.

    To Demitryx-san : We had some good times, didn't we? It seems that my time is up. Take care and if you ever see the Queen, tell her hi for me...

    DMaster-san: Your short stories were great, keep them up. Sorry but I won't post on my Naruto: Mizu Nami story. If you have an email adress, pm me and I will pm you mine. I might type a chapter and send it to you via email so you can post it. I leave that choice up to you. One question, what does the D stand for? I always think it is Dragon, is that correct?

    Destiny's Force-sama: Sorry if I annoyed you with the pms begging you to read my story. I will continue to read your stories.

    Paladin12345678-san: Great story. I will continue to read it

    SORA!-san: I enjoyed being in your Harry Potter and PotC rpgs. Take care

    To anyone else I missed out on: take care

    To the people who dislike me: ....whatever....


    I plan to leave in 2 days time.
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Jun 20, 2008, 28 replies, in forum: Departure Hall
  12. Sir Charles of Monocles
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    Sharingan

    Who, in your opinion, has the best Mangekyo Sharingan? This will include spoilers of the manga.

    My choice:
    Sasuke's by far, for design. Kakashi's for attack.
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Jun 5, 2008, 14 replies, in forum: Anime and Manga
  13. Sir Charles of Monocles
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    MechQuest

    To me, this is long overdue. I search for one of these threads but couldn't find one. So......how do you guys like MQ?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Jun 1, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: Gaming
  14. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Yes. I made this based off of Artix Entertainment's MechQuest.

    Let me paint the scene:

    The Shadowscythe army had started a surprsise attack. They planned to overtake Soluna City and G.E.A.R.S Univeristy. The troops of Soluna City were being led by Star Captain Crystal Fissure. Most of her troops were new recruits and this was there first real mech fight. Those new recruits's mechs were weak compared to the seemingly endless mass of Shadowscythe Alpha mech they were up against. The enemy took no time to destroy most of the troops. The survivors were either experinced fighters or just plain lucky. Captain Fissure, in her cyan Volt Thron v1.0, was being chased by five Shadowscythe Alphas. Let's watch to see what happens


    MechQuest: WarZone!
    Prolouge: Outskirt Battle: A fighting end in sight?

    "There are 5 Shadowscythe Alphas behind you." the voice of Sergeant Major Veir said.

    "Understood. How are the vitals?" the Star Captain asked camly.

    "Your health is fine, about half left. But you are low on energy.

    "Cooldown time?"

    "Everything is ready, just get your energy."

    "Understood. Just like old time back with the simulations, huh Drake?"

    "Yeah but you can easily do more than this."

    "So no problem?"

    "Yeah. See you when you get back."

    "Affirmative." Captain Crystal closed the link. She had work to do. She spun her mech around and went between two of the Shadowscythes. Her mech practically glided across the battle ground. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw that the Shadowscythe mechs were closing the gap. Crystal flipped a switch that activated the rear camera. She noticed that these Alpha mechs were diffrent that the regular ones. She also noticed that once they got to a certain distance away from her, they stayed that same distance. The Star Captain was puzzled. During earlier battles with Alphas, Crystal knew they could go alot faster than what they were now.

    "Captain, you're energy is full again. Blast those thing for us back at the base."

    "Don't I always?"

    "What about that time at Westion?"

    "That doesn't count. I was sick."

    "Sure you were." Sergeant Major Veir joked.

    "Whatever." Crystal turned off the link. "Computer, lock on."

    "Yes Captain." The onboard computer instantly locked onto the two closest targets."Ready to fire."

    "Fire at will." The star captain said. Two missiles were shot at the Shadowscythe Alpha mechs. Both missiles hit their marks and the Shadowscythe mechs exploded. Out of the smoke, came three more. But the captain was nowhere to be seen. "Up here boys." Crystal had used the hydrolics of her mech to jump into the air. Now the enemies were in her range. She shot two more missiles out of her hybrid missile arms. One hit a mech and destroyed it. The other didn't hit anything and exploded harmlessly. One of the Shadowscythe Alpha mechs shot a laser at her. The attack just barely missed. The other shot at her with a gatling gun. The bullets penetrated the captain's mech, causing major damage.

    "Crystal, get out of there! There are too many." The sergeant major's yelled over the link.

    "What are you talking about? There are only two left? I have been in worse situations than this. Like at Westion. I had less health than this and more enemies."

    "But you had people helping you." the sergeant major objected.

    "Yeah so?" Crystal asked, puzzled.

    "We just got a report showing that you are the only one left."

    "What are you talking about? I just saw Jeinkens two minutes ago."

    "Vitals show that he is gone."

    "What?!?!"

    "I'm sending you a video we just got." After about ten seconds, the star captain got the video. She watched as the remaining troops were picked off. When it was down to five, the Shadowscythes stopped shooting. They had surronded the remaining troops. She recognized three of her troop's mechs instantly. Suddenly a huge laser shot down, sending the rest of Crystal's troop to oblivion.

    "What the hell was that thing?" the star captain asked, flabbergasted. Never, in all of her years, had she ever seen that laser attack.

    "We don't know. We just recieved this from one of the Shadowscythe mech. Apparently, that was a test shot. The commanding officer has ordered a complete cease fire for his troops. He wants us to surrender or suffer the same fate. What do we do?"

    "Like hell we'll give up. We are not going to lose here."

    "I thought you might say that." a voice said over the link.

    "Who are you?" the captain asked.

    "That is not important. Surrender or suffer the same fate."

    Crystal looked around. She was surronded. "Didn't you hear me? I said we wouldn't give up."

    "Have it your way." the voice replied. Crystal heard the voice say something in a diffrent language.

    "Computer analyze and repeat in English."

    "Language unknown."

    Suddenly, a bright light shone down from above. Crystal looked toward the clouds.

    "That shot you saw was at 20% power. This one is at 30%. FIRE!"

    "It has been nice knowing you Drake. It seems I was wrong. Just don't let them into the city." Crystal said before turning off the link and visual between them.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    At the base back at Soluna City, Sergeant Major Drake Veir tried to get the link back online between him and Crystal. "Crystal! Crystal! Can you hear me!?" He stared in horror at the screen showing the mech's vitals. Suddenly, both the health and energy dropped to zero. "Computer. Chances of survival." Drake almost yelled. The computer showed the results.

    "0% chance of survival. Star Captain Crystal Anne Fissure is gone."

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    That was five years ago. The Shadowscythes retreated after the battle. They never made it to the city. Sergeant Major Drake Veir quit the force and left Soluna City. No one knows where he is. Now a batch of new recruits has Joined G.E.A.R.S. University. Join if you want.

    Template:

    Name:

    Gender:

    Age:

    apperance:

    Mecha Type (you start out with NWB- 3K but that will change):

    Mecha color:

    Prefered weapons (left arm, right arm, left shoulder, right shoulder):

    History (include personailty):

    Hobbies:

    Job (police, pizza delivery, nurse[ man nurse], archeologist, or ghost catcher):

    House:

    Mine:

    Zidane Fissure

    Male

    16

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    Battle Hammer v2.0

    crimson red

    2x light cannons (arms), Laser focus, plasma pulsar

    Zidane was 11 when he got word that his sister died. He joined G.E.A.R.S. to avenge her death. He failed the Entrance Exam twice before finally getting in. He is not the brighest of kids, nor is he the strongest. He has a very good sense of justice.

    Mech repair, energy sword fighting

    rookie police officer


    Wolfblade
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  15. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Buwahahahahahahahahahahaha Try to get a better Avatar then mine.
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  16. Sir Charles of Monocles


    This is a video I found on youtube. Who wins?
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, May 29, 2008, 19 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Why you might ask... well this is why:


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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :nono:
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, May 26, 2008, 59 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Sir Charles of Monocles
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    Steroids

    Is everyone in Final Fantasy on steroids? Because no normal person could weild those huge swords one handed and move that fast. I mean Cloud even dualweilds huge sword and a medium sized sword. If I could do that without steroids, I would walk into my school and beat the crap out of every guy that has ticked me off (only guys because I wasn't raised to do that).
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, May 15, 2008, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Well it didn't take me long to write this (around 2 1/2 hours) Anyway, this is a story that I wanted to do but out of fear of my lack of responsibility (and maybe ADHD [never been tested for it]), delayed writing it. I somewhat mapped out the events so I would actually write it and finished. Please enjoy.

    Negima!: Master Negi Magi
    Darogan Rekaidishi

    Nii-san…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~​

    “Asuna-san, I don’t think this is a good idea.” Negi Springfield muttered. The pair was standing in front of Ayaka Yukihiro’s dorm. Asuna had a smoke bomb in her hand. There was an evil grin slowly spreading across her face and an evil glint shining in her heterochromic eyes.

    “Nonsense, Negi-bozu. She deserves this.” Asuna dropped to the floor to roll the bomb under the door. Suddenly the handle jiggled and turned. The door opened and revealed Ayaka herself standing in front of them. One her eyebrows twitched as she stared at Asuna. Then she saw Negi and her anger was replaced with pure infatuation bordering on obsession.

    “Negi-sensei!” Her arms flew at light speed and wrapped around the 10 year old teacher. She pulled him toward her. “Can’t breathe.” The young magician muttered. Asuna grabbed the back of Negi’s collar and slung him back out of Ayaka’s grip.

    “What was that for?!” The class president yelled.

    “You being a perverted person! He is only 10! There is a 5 year difference!”

    “You like Takahata-sensei and there is a generation gap between you!”

    “Umm.” Negi tried to butt in but saw Asuna glare at him. “Never mind.” He took a few steps back and covered his eyes.

    “Huh?” both the girls asked. Asuna looked down at her hand and she realized why her teacher had done that.

    “What is that?” Ayaka asked.

    “Here.” Asuna handed it to the class president.

    “I don’t want it.” Ayaka handed it back. The two continued to hand the smoke bomb back and forth.

    “You take it!”

    “No you!”

    “I don’t want that thing! It might be infected with stupid!”

    Negi sighed and ran forward and grabbed the bomb. Both of his students ducked and covered there faces. Just as Negi threw the bomb, it exploded if his face. He flew in the air for a few feet and skidded when he hit the ground. When he opened his eyes all that the young teacher could see was a pair of panties. He heard a girl scream and the person standing over him ran away. “Nodako?” Negi asked in confusion. Asuna and Ayaka ran toward their teacher.


    “Are you okay?” Ayaka asked.

    “Don’t ask that. Why were you looking up Nodako’s skirt?”

    “Negi-sensei was looking up Nodako’s skirt?” Fuka Narutaki asked, standing beside her twin. Both had appeared out of nowhere.

    “She is lucky.” Fumika said and Ayaka nodded.

    “What are you nodding for!?” Asuna yelled.

    “I better go apologize.” The young Welsh magician said to no one in particular. Asuna and Ayaka were arguing again and the twins were betting on which one would win. He turned in the direction of Library Island. He guessed that Nodako went there. She usually went there after most of their mishaps. “Could this day get any worse?” He asked himself.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~​

    “Ojou-sama I don’t think we should do this.” Setsuna muttered. The two were walking along in the woods. Konoka had asked Setsuna to not to bring her sword, and being a request from Konoka, Setsuna had no choice but to oblige.

    “Don’t be a worry wart. And I told you to call me by my name.” Konoka said. Her brown hair blew softly in the summer like breeze. Her warm smile, always present on her face, made Setsuna smile. She looked down the road. Suddenly, someone bumped into the duo. The girls could hear heavy breathing and what seemed like sobbing. “Nodako?” Konoka asked but the girl was out of earshot.

    “What was that about?” Setsuna asked. Her best friend shrugged. The two girls of class 3A continued down the dirt path. While walking, Setsuna got the feeling that they were being watched. She felt uneasy without her sword.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~​
    “Nodako, what happened?” Yue asked. Haruna Saotome looked up from the book she was reading. “Did you and Negi-sensei kiss?” She asked calmly. Yue’s eyes widened at the possibility. Nodako shook her head. Yue sighed a little out of relief. “What happened then?” Nodako stood up straight and whispered something in Yue’s ear. Haruna tried to eavesdrop but by the time she was over to the two other Library Club members, they had finished talking. Yue smiled slyly and placed a hand on Nodako’s back. “Do you know how many girls in our class alone would have given anything for that to happen to them?”

    “What happened?” Haruna pestered.

    “Well…Negi-sensei saw my…” Nodako blushed a shade of red. “…panties.” She whispered this last word barely enough for Haruna to hear it.

    “Really? This would be great for my next manga volume.”

    “No.” Yue said.

    “Why not? I am having writer’s block right now.”

    “First off, you are a gossip and we shouldn’t have told you. Second, your manga is popular at this school. If one person reads it and knows where you got that from, Nodako will either be completely embarrassed or have girls flocking to her to ask if she saw Negi-sensei’s face and if he was happy with what he saw.” Yue replied without effort. When Nodako heard Yue’s response, her face turned an even darker shade of red.

    “Fine.” Haruna said, huffing slightly.

    “Nodako, Negi-sensei is probably looking for you,” Yue said, “He might come here to apologize to you for what happened.”

    “Yeah.” Nodako nodded.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~​

    “So this is Mahora Academy?” a teenage boy asked. “Not as big as I guessed but bigger than most American schools.”

    “Are you sure you can find your way around here Akirame?” Takahata asked.

    “Give me a break Takahata-sensei.” Akirame Fusegu joked. Beside him was a little boy about Negi’s age.

    “So that is…?”

    “Yeah. Now where would nii-san be?”

    “Right now I would guess that he would be in his dorm room. No wait, there he is now.”

    “Nii-san!” Akirame ran toward Negi. The boy beside him ran along as well.

    “Akirame-san.” Negi was overjoyed to see an old friend of his. “How have things been?”

    “Same old. Killing some demons and what not. You?”

    “Well… Nevermind me, how many pactios do you have?”

    “Well. None.”

    “I have around 15. Give or take.”

    “All thanks to mffffff.” Chamo had appeared but Negi covered his mouth. The boy about his age was looking at the ermine.

    “It’s alright. He knows about magic.”

    “Good.” Negi breathed a sigh of relief.

    “Yeah, now that all this is over with, I have something to tell you.”

    “What?” The young teacher asked.

    “As of now, I am your replacement.”

    “Replacement? Replacement for what?”

    “As the teacher of class 3A.”

    ***********************************************
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, May 6, 2008, 9 replies, in forum: Archives
  20. Sir Charles of Monocles
    yeah I am deciding wether or not if I should write a fanfic about this or not. the main characte r and villian will be my creation but other than that nothing else majorly new. Negi will be a (not the lead)main character.
    Just a few facts first:

    1. All of the main characters might be in a relationship.
    2. Watch out for a countdown
    3. Sadly there might not be as much pervertedness as Destiny's Force but at one point there might be
    4. The main character is a guy

    So I need help. All my stories have to have the main character in a relationship.

    Main guy & Setsuna
    or
    Main guy & Evangeline
    and
    Negi & Asuna
    or
    Negi & Nodako
    or
    Negi & Yue

    You will find out why I put Negi in there. So cast your vosts! 2 days til the end
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