Button 1: Obtain the ability to read the minds of any individual whose mind you wish to read. Power can be turned off and on Button 2: The ability to go through time, the moment you make eye contact with yourself though is the moment the universe folds into itself. Button 3: An army of 100 androids are now at your disposal. They are stronger then the average human, fit with weaponry and amazing tactical ability, they can also do everything a human can do but ten times better and without suffering from fatigue. They are NOT indestructible however and can be destroyed. What you choose to do with them is up to you. Button 4: Meet the love of your life. She/he is perfect in every way, and she/he is also madly in love with you. You and this person will live to a ripe old age together but with no children and will live as middle class citizens. You are the man/women's first love so no worry of past relationship's and whatnot. Button 5: The ability to heal all. Someone has a tumor? Heal it, AIDS? healed. This also applies to mental illness's as well. The more people you heal the more people will know of your existence and what your powers are. No matter how hard people try they will never know how you got your powers but they WILL try to find out. Can't heal yourself. The mystery box: I'll tell you what's inside later. It could by anything. ANYTHING!
Time travel? http://gematsu.com/2011/09/final-fantasy-xiii-2-historiacross-system-detailed When has adding time travel ever been good for a plot?
IT'S TIME FOR A FREDDIE THREAD MOTHER****ERS!
http://www.animationinsider.net/article.php?articleID=2881
And Sazh and Fang are STILL the only good characters in the game Lightning went from being an angry ***** to boring background character. Squall did the stoic introvert character a lot better Snow's still a "DUUR HUUR! WUR HEROOOS!" idiot Hope went from whiny to trying too hard Vanille makes me want to shoot myself every time she opens her mouth. Fang's midriff give me a raging hardon and Sazh is the only mature adult who knows what he's doing. I can't wait for Versus, Noctis and his entourage of bros look boos as ****. Seriously, just look at this mother****er Travis Touchdown in MY Final Fantasy? Yes please
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eZulXJTZwk I see his face I see his clothe But then I hear his voice and I go "WHAT THE ****"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCgsXRyYXW0 I can't wait for the holocaust game where I get to play as Hitler. Seriously though, I have no clue if this game is serious or not. The whole aspect of this is hilarious.
To be more like Kamijou Touma from Index, AKA: Saving people's lives by punching them and giving them moral speeches. Today I finally accomplished my goal Punch a tall metal/emo ****** Punch a man in a white suit Punch an albino Let a blonde friend beat the **** out of me Date a cute, popular 14 year old girl Punch a mexican Punch a black woman Punch a Samurai Champloo cosplayer Punch a nun Punch the same nun a couple of minutes later save a lesbian's life Punch a blonde **** Punch a monk Punch a bishop Let the lesbian I saved kick me constantly All the punches were precede by a moral speech Any other character's I should try to imitate?
This is gonna be eating at me for hours.
Persona 4: The Golden Also Persona fighter http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=442970 http://gematsu.com/2011/08/persona-4-fighter-coming-to-ps3-360 Persona fightan gaem
Skullgirls A 2-D fighting game be Reverge Labs The game is created by Mike Z (known for being a prominent Tager player amongst the Blazblue community) and Alex Ahad. Voice directed by Christina Vee. It's essentially a 2D fighter which can either be played 1v1 like a traditional fighter 2v2 like Marvel VS Capcom 3v3 like Marvel VS Capcom 2 and 3 Or a mix of each (ie 1v2, 3v1) The damage and health is scaled according to how much people you are using (using 1 character will make your attacks to more damage then someone using 3) The game features an infinite detection which allows you to automatically burst if you are caught in an infinite combo (a combo that uses the same series of moves over and over again and is inescapable under normal circumstances) Game is also entirely hand drawn And music is produced by Michiru Yamane (Symphony of the night) Here's some Gameplay videos (the game is still in development so some videos will look more dated then others) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5ZH5mx7UQ Most Recent video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSYhsE2VKM&feature=channel_video_title http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKRURFEZSTg&feature=relmfu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgtJy7wrAuQ&feature=relmfu No release date quite yet Will be on PSN Store and XBL.
Hey guys Just got back from the apple store and installed the new iChip into my brain. It's pretty cool, I just hope it doesn't break down easily like the last one, it was a ***** getting that **** removed from my genetic makeup. Oh hey, I hear Earth is getting a new supreme AI overlord, dumbass Earthlings and their political system, glad I live here on the planet Zaimuss.
1. You get to reside in the universe of any anime, video game, book, TV show, comic or movie of your choice. However unless you do something significant, then you are simply a background character. You also appear in the country that you are currently in assuming that the anime takes place on Earth; if it doesn't then you will appear on the planet/colony/whatever that the main character resides in. 2. You are in complete control of the entertainment business. Movies, TV shows, books EVERYTHING! If you wish for a specific game to be made then you can request any company to make that game. You can take complete control of the productions (ie decide what the gameplay is, how many hours the game is, voice actors) or you can just request the game and let the company do their thing. You also receive 100% of the profit made from any of these. How the companies or writers stay in business is a mystery 3. You can have sex with anyone you want; Fictional or real. When you summon the person/character they will instantly be in an irresistible lust for you. No pregnancy or STD's involved at all. They will disappear shortly after THEY orgasm. You can control how long you last and how extensive your orgasms are. Once you summon someone you cannot summon them again for atleast a month.
I'm in ****ing TORONTO and I felt that.
http://hackertyper.net Seriously, do this in front of a bunch of technologically stupid people They will flip the **** out.
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Or Kneesocks Or Tuturu~ Or whatever. First post in this thread states what I write a story about.
To a 9 year old girl asking me what I do with my girlfriend? Spoiler Don't say Rape ... Spoiler I said rape Spoiler how do i spelling errorz
Edited Some kid get's beat up for apparently stealing some **** in China. China strong. America weak.
You bet your ass it's a men laughing alone with fruitsalad thread. Post some men laughing alone with fruitsalad's
