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  1. Jube
    ****** fads like this wouldn't exist.
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 30, 2012, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    [​IMG]
    Pretty self explanatory.
    How much do you spend on each?
    Like mine...
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    Gameplay: Self explanatory, a game is a game. If it doesn't play good then it's either a visual novel or not a good game.

    Controls: Self explanatory, not even a plebian will play a game that they can't control.

    Story: I don't want the motivation for playing my game to be "So I can see the rest of the story" it should be "So I can fight the next boss" or "So I can play the next level".

    Graphics: Graphics are important, when things look JAWSOME it can really enrich the overall experience.

    Music: Same with graphics, it can heighten the expierience when the music is intense or truly fits the mood.

    Difficulty: If I had more points I would have amped this up
    For the most part I can't STAND easy games, there's some exceptions but there is absolutely nothing that can beat the satisfaction of Birth By Sleep on Critical mode at Level 1 with no second chance. It makes you feel like a champion rather then making you feel like a baby when the game holds your hand throughout the whole thing.

    Voice: lolwhocares

    Realism: lolwhocares

    Replayability: Not a big concern of mine to be honest, should have put this into difficulty. If the first experience was overwhelmingly awesome then that's fine.
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 28, 2012, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube
    If you guessed toys based on Chinese cartoons and video games
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    HAS HE ALWAYS HAD A ****ING ZIPPER ON HIS DICK!?
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    Because it's not like I have taxes to pay or food to buy or gas to spend money on.
    Really now?
    It just occurred to me that I'm pretty damn rich
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 26, 2012, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    GLOBAL DOMINATION!
    [​IMG]

    First allow me to explain how "post numbers" work.
    If you've ever gone on 4chan then you're pretty familiar with this concept already but let me just explain it for the poor folk out there.
    Every time you make a post, the forum keeps track of what number post that is.
    You can see what number your post is by quoting it and looking at that massive number beside your name.
    Dubs = last two numbers in your post are the same
    Trips = Last THREE numbers in your post are the same.
    Quads = Last FOUR numbers in your post are the same.


    With that aside, this game is pretty much risk, devote yourself to a nation and achieve global dominaiton.
    You must first choose a place for each nation to start at.

    After that, you can begin your journey.
    You make moves by simply stating what you want to do such as "Iscariot sends troops to the east" and whatnot. However your move will only be counted if you get dubs. The moves go like this.

    IF YOU GET DUBS YOU CAN:
    Attack depending on distance and location
    Place defenses
    Research weapons and military advancements
    Prestige research

    IF YOU GET TRIPS YOU CAN:
    Superweapons research
    Activate Superweapons on a target location

    IF YOU GET QUADS YOU CAN:
    Use 3 things from the dubs section
    Use 2 things from the trips secion
    Use 2 things from dubs and 1 from trips

    A successful attack requires an advantage of at least 5 attack
    A successful counterattack requires an advantage of at least 5 attack
    Example: Iscariot has an attack of 10 and the Cult of Cthulu has an attack of 15. The attack against the cult will fail and the Cult will be able to counterattack. If the cult has an attack of 14 then the attack will fail and the cult will NOT be able to counterattack.

    Prestige determines how much territory you conquer with each move

    Defense determines the strength of your defenses(Be sure to be a specific as possible when placing defenses)

    Navy allows you to explore the seas and attack other Navy vessels. Attacking Navy vessels works the same with attacking territory

    Air force is the same as Navy.




    Now then, let us begin.


    ShinRa Electric Power Company
    One of the greatest and largest electric companies in the world. The have created hundreds of military weapons and have the finest trained troops known as SOLDIER
    Attack - 4
    Defense - 4
    Prestige - 5
    Superweapon - 1
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 0

    The Cult of Cthulu
    Are they insane? Or enlightened? Either way, the being that this cult serves is unspeakably horrifying. It's sheer existence is a contradiction to human nature, it leaves behind terror in it's wake.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Attack - 12
    Defense - 12
    Prestige - 2
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air force - 0

    The Fire Nation
    A race of expert firebenders, it is said that long ago they took over the entire world, and had to be stopped by the Avatar himself in order to be defeated. Now they rise again for a second chance at claiming the world that is rightfully theirs.

    Attack - 6
    Defense - 6
    Prestige - 2
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 5
    Air force - 0

    Judas Iscariot
    The agents of God themselves. They are trained in mystic arts and have frightening soldiers with only one thing in mind, and that is to serve their Lord in heaven and spread retribution upon the land.

    Attack - 8
    Defense - 4
    Prestige - 5
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 0

    The Holy Empire of Britannia
    The legendary empire of Britannia has stood for over 3 centuries, it embodies the hopes and ambitions of the pursuit of true order

    Attack - 4
    Defense - 8
    Prestige - 5
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 0

    The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
    A league of mutants lead by Magneto himself. They have only one wish, and that is to take the Earth for themselves and create an Earth that is safe for all of mutankind. By any means necessary

    Attack - 3
    Defense - 3
    Prestige - 8
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 5

    Let the games begin
    I will try to update as much as I can.


    FIRST THINGS FIRST
    CHOOSE AN AREA FOR A SPECIFIC EMPIRE TO START IN
    DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DUBS OR TRIPS FOR THIS ONE
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 23, 2012, 79 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
  6. Jube
    [​IMG]

    First allow me to explain how "post numbers" work.
    If you've ever gone on 4chan then you're pretty familiar with this concept already but let me just explain it for the poor folk out there.
    Every time you make a post, the forum keeps track of what number post that is.
    You can see what number your post is by quoting it and looking at that massive number beside your name.
    Dubs = last two numbers in your post are the same
    Trips = Last THREE numbers in your post are the same.
    Quads = Last FOUR numbers in your post are the same.


    With that aside, this game is pretty much risk, devote yourself to a nation and achieve global dominaiton.
    You must first choose a place for each nation to start at.

    After that, you can begin your journey.
    You make moves by simply stating what you want to do such as "Iscariot sends troops to the east" and whatnot. However your move will only be counted if you get dubs. The moves go like this.

    IF YOU GET DUBS YOU CAN:
    Attack depending on distance and location
    Place defenses
    Research weapons and military advancements
    Prestige research

    IF YOU GET TRIPS YOU CAN:
    Superweapons research
    Activate Superweapons on a target location

    IF YOU GET QUADS YOU CAN:
    Use 3 things from the dubs section
    Use 2 things from the trips secion
    Use 2 things from dubs and 1 from trips

    A successful attack requires an advantage of at least 5 attack
    A successful counterattack requires an advantage of at least 5 attack
    Example: Iscariot has an attack of 10 and the Cult of Cthulu has an attack of 15. The attack against the cult will fail and the Cult will be able to counterattack. If the cult has an attack of 14 then the attack will fail and the cult will NOT be able to counterattack.

    Prestige determines how much territory you conquer with each move

    Defense determines the strength of your defenses(Be sure to be a specific as possible when placing defenses)

    Navy allows you to explore the seas and attack other Navy vessels. Attacking Navy vessels works the same with attacking territory

    Air force is the same as Navy.




    Now then, let us begin.


    ShinRa Electric Power Company
    One of the greatest and largest electric companies in the world. The have created hundreds of military weapons and have the finest trained troops known as SOLDIER
    Attack - 4
    Defense - 4
    Prestige - 5
    Superweapon - 1
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 0

    The Cult of Cthulu
    Are they insane? Or enlightened? Either way, the being that this cult serves is unspeakably horrifying. It's sheer existence is a contradiction to human nature, it leaves behind terror in it's wake.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Attack - 12
    Defense - 12
    Prestige - 2
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air force - 0

    The Fire Nation
    A race of expert firebenders, it is said that long ago they took over the entire world, and had to be stopped by the Avatar himself in order to be defeated. Now they rise again for a second chance at claiming the world that is rightfully theirs.

    Attack - 6
    Defense - 6
    Prestige - 2
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 5
    Air force - 0

    Judas Iscariot
    The agents of God themselves. They are trained in mystic arts and have frightening soldiers with only one thing in mind, and that is to serve their Lord in heaven and spread retribution upon the land.

    Attack - 8
    Defense - 4
    Prestige - 5
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 0

    The Holy Empire of Britannia
    The legendary empire of Britannia has stood for over 3 centuries, it embodies the hopes and ambitions of the pursuit of true order

    Attack - 4
    Defense - 8
    Prestige - 5
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 0

    The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
    A league of mutants lead by Magneto himself. They have only one wish, and that is to take the Earth for themselves and create an Earth that is safe for all of mutankind. By any means necessary

    Attack - 3
    Defense - 3
    Prestige - 8
    Superweapon - 0
    Navy - 0
    Air Force - 5

    Let the games begin
    I will try to update as much as I can.


    FIRST THINGS FIRST
    CHOOSE AN AREA FOR A SPECIFIC EMPIRE TO START IN
    DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DUBS OR TRIPS FOR THIS ONE
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 22, 2012, 2 replies, in forum: The Playground
  7. Jube
    http://www.ktvb.com/news/national/137689668.html
    These are truly our last days on the internet.
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 19, 2012, 70 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    And the predictions were true, the world is nearly destroyed after a devastating meteor strike.
    Cinvilzaiton is scattered, resources are sparse and the only tool you have to help you survive is this...
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

    What is it?
    How will it help you?
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 16, 2012, 32 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    I vowed to be more like Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
    This is the thread
    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?114980-So-a-few-months-ago-I-made-a-vow.....

    And I tell ya, it's been going pretty damn great.
    I got a pretty good mock outfit but the problem was I couldn't gen any of my friends to walk behind me all day and act as my stand. So for the longest time now I have been attaching my cat to my back as he now acts as my stand.
    The first place I went to was downtown Toronto and looked for the most emo looking kids I could find, or atleast the Goth ones.
    So I found some Goth kids and thought that they would make the perfect vampire enemy. So I shout to one of the kids
    "DIO! What are you doing here? I assume you're here for a beatdown?"
    The kid looked at me pretty weird but I didn't give him anytime to react much, I quickly began yelling "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" at the top of my lungs. The kids friends were saying something but I couldn't hear him as I began shaking my cat(stand) left and right to perform quick punching motions.
    fortunately for me the kids did not attempt to stop time or throw knives at me, they simply left the area.
    I was able to fend of that evil vampire Dio for another night. I went home feeling proud that night.


    Any other characters I should try to imitate
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 16, 2012, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMP8czTf3Wo

    Can't wait for more FABULOUS!
    Thread by: Jube, Jan 12, 2012, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jube
    So I just got to the fifth boss
    Who's ****ing idea was it to give the boss ten times less health then the fourth boss?
    ****ing ******ed
    Also Andy is the worst character in the game, he better die eventually.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 27, 2011, 56 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    I have obtained
    A new TV
    New headphones
    A new graphics card
    A *****ing sweater.


    What have my fellow Canadabros get today?
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 26, 2011, 21 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    [​IMG]
    I've read some pretty disturbing **** in my day, but this **** definately takes the cake.
    I highly recommend it if you're into all that Lovecraftian the human race is meaningless ****.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 22, 2011, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
    Aren't you guys excited for the supposed apocalypse?
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 21, 2011, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    Which had already sold pretty bad for a Final Fantasy game.
    Maybe this'll teach Square to not let Toriyama touch Final Fantasy anymore
    Or to start working on Versus XIII
    OR TO JUST MAKE A NEW GAME FOR GOD'S SAKE
    REMEMBER THAT DS GAME CALLED THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU!?
    REMEMBER HOW MUCH IT SUCKED AND HOW TERRIBLE IT DID IN TERMS OF SALES!?
    OH WAIT!
    IT DIDN'T!
    Dammit Square.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 21, 2011, 20 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jube
    http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

    Paranoid |||||| 30% 49%
    Schizoid |||||||||||| 50% 53%
    Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 70% 53%
    Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66% 47%
    Borderline |||||||||| 34% 47%
    Histrionic |||||| 30% 43%
    Narcissistic |||||||||| 34% 41%
    Avoidant |||||||||||| 42% 39%
    Dependent |||||||||||||| 54% 37%
    Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% 40%



    Mental Asylum, here I come.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 17, 2011, 105 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    Caius was actually a good guy and you killed him
    Lightning is the real villain and will probably be "defeated" next game


    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEP!
    What's that? Final Fantasy Versus XIII? Kingdom Hearts 3?
    Silly billy, those are just urban legends.


    DAMNIT MODS
    THE POINT WAS TO SPOIL PEOPLE!
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 15, 2011, 18 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    See you guys at the mass suicide.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 15, 2011, 121 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jube
    Hope is the bad guy in Final Fantasy XII-2

    The worst part is that the hero's are STILL trying to stop him despite knowing all this
    Hope confirmed for best villain since Kuja.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 14, 2011, 17 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jube
    Thread

    Dear Women

    See that big button in the corner with the back arrow on it?
    You should probably click it.
    It will save you from the sheer ******ese that dwells within.
    Thread by: Jube, Dec 14, 2011, 42 replies, in forum: Discussion