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  1. Jube
    Would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 30, 2009, 30 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    Because a lightning bolt just hit it.
    Is the fact that my ears are ringing healthy?
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 29, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube
    TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS $2.49 RIGHT NOW!
    GO FREAKING BUY IT ON STEAM.COM RIGHT NOW!ffffff
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 29, 2009, 9 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    And I had to mention, go buy DJ Hero.
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 27, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 27, 2009, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jube
    And without looking at the monitor, type in. "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG" without the quotations and post how it comes out.
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 26, 2009, 53 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jube
    when I saw this monkey thing.
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    And I said to myself.
    Stuff him slowly up your ass. Feel his tiny little bones crack as he tries to break free. Your tight ring squeezing him. The sting of his bones puncturing your walls. The feeble twitching as panic sets in. And then to slowly **** him out. His crumpled body snapped in disconcerting angles. Faintly wheezing as he tries desperately to blink the rancid **** from his tiny bloodstained eyes. His little squeaks croaking from his crushed neck. The reverb of thick blood filling his lungs, leaving him there gasping pathetically. A few of his digits twitching as he tried to scrape himself away from your pus-marked rectum. The stink of **** wafting up, almost curry-like in it's intensity.

    Then I had to wash the image out of my head with beer.
    Then I remembered I had no beer
    Then I wondered why i had no beer
    Then I remembered my New Years resolution.
    Then I cried.

    On another note, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SHREDDER KEEP ON BEING REVIVED! HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY TURTLES AND A RAT! I WOULD STAY DEAD AFTER THAT! WHO WANTS TO GO AROUND KNOWING THEY GOT KILLED BY TURTLES AND A RAT! A FUCKING RODENT AND REPTILES! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SENTINENT THINKING!

    also trap thread
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 25, 2009, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    Thread

    Your hands

    They will chatter
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    Thread by: Jube, Oct 25, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    How many nofaptober patriots are out there?
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 23, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    It hit me.

    What would happen if you were in female form and you were having sex with a male.
    And then you changed back into a male during penetration?
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 18, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jube
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 18, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    Would The Flash be killed by how fast the rain is hitting his body?
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 18, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    [​IMG]
    And for those you don't remember what they do.

    Rat = Animate objects
    Ox = Super strength
    Tiger = Yin-Yang split (make your own clone)
    Rabbit = Super speed
    Dragon = Blast of fire
    Snake = Invisibility
    Horse = Can heal all forms of harm (sickness, injuries, etc)
    Ram = Astral projection (ability to eject the soul from the body and wander as an invisible spirit and able to enter a person's dreams.)
    Monkey = Shapeshifting
    Rooster = Ability to levitate objects.
    Dog = Immortality
    Boar = Heat Vision

    Tiger and Monkey.

    Make clone
    Shape shift clone into female
    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 17, 2009, 21 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
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    You know the drill.
    Also, rolling.
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 17, 2009, 21 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    Thread

    Come to /khv/

    I can't wait to make some threads and have funny and joyful conversations with my interweb buddeh's.
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    Thread by: Jube, Oct 15, 2009, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jube
    Here, lemme just unwrap your controllers by HOLDING THEM FROM THE END AND DROPPING THEM.
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    Thread by: Jube, Oct 12, 2009, 30 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    Family talking and siht, prayers and whatnot all that tpyical jazz.
    Until while I'm eating a part of the turkey, get this, A BITE RIGHT INTO A FUCKING PEPPER!

    SHIT WAS NOT CASH MAN! THAT WAS THE MOST BURNING I HAVE EVER FELT IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING!

    Also Lost Planet 2, JESUS CHRIST THE FREAKING MONSTER THINGY JUST FRIGGIN ATE ME! HOLY ****, ARE THOSE FREAKING SPIDERS IN IT'S STOMACH!?
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 12, 2009, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    Thread

    Rate yourself

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    Health: 6
    Stregnth: 5 or 6, depends really.
    Stamina: 5
    Intelligence: 8 (You should SEE me when i'm taking my classes)
    Perception: 7 (compared to others)
    Creativity: 8
    Charisma: 8
    Social Skills: 6
    Confidence: 9
    Facial: 5
    Body: 5
    Style: 7
    Humour: 9
    Passion: 9
    Empathy: 6
    Spirituality: 4
    Discipline: 7
    Luck: 2
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 11, 2009, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jube
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    A show about the adventures of a hobo and his loli.
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 10, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jube
    In a faceless town.
    Permission to fap for one day if we can sing the entire song
    Thread by: Jube, Oct 9, 2009, 17 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone