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First post by Plot wins Medal of Honor. ( and post #10 wins the Origin key )
Do we really need an explanation by this point? //Post 8 Humble Bundle
Post 10 gets Steam, post 11 gets Origin
I also have an origin key for the game, but I doubt anyone will want that. Post 16.5 //Edit // Or get your own
Post #10 gogogogogo Or you could just go get it from the Humble Bundle.
Shetty children's toy instrumental versions of popular songs from the 80/90s used in commercials. Can we stop this before it becomes a bigger thing?
PrefaceIt was a lonely evening for SynK, his mind clouded by the beginning tincture of a headache, he needed something, anything, to quell the storm that would soon besiege his mind. "I think I'll take some aspirin." //He said to his cat, though he felt his words did not affect her, mayhaps because she did not care, mayhaps because she did not hear him, mayhaps because she was a cat and could not understand the complexities of human tongue. However, he knew nobody else would listen, nobody else would care, but most importantly, nobody else was home. He reached for the bottle of generic, over the counter pain killers; acetaminophen, aspirin, and caffiene, a typical elixir used for curing the ails of mild pain."How many should I take?"//He wondered to himself, scanning the side of the bottle for directions. "Curse these blasted instructions!" //He exasperatedly proclaimed to nobody in particular. "They always bury the dosage in the middle of a labyrinth of minuscule text , do these fools not realize that the furthest thing from a person's desire, whilst a headache besets them, is to be forced to read text no larger than a louse?!"//Frustrated by the complexity of the written word, he at last manages to locate the recommended draugt."A congeries of two, how foreseeable. But alas, the weave of mine mind is that of introversion, how vastly difficile to sedate is the chemistry of my encephalon."//He cries out in anguish."Ah, but of great fortuitous happenstance, I have conceived of a remedy for this inevasible quandary."//Proclaimed he, filled exuberance."I shall augment the quantities cataloged before me! Oh, joyous fortune! Many men will write verse of this day!"//With the voracity of a famished lioness, he cleaved the vial of potion en twixt, exposing the amalgam of medicinal intent."Twice, no, thrice, nay! Six fold, shall I increase the allotment! Forsooth, this shall cure mine ails!"//Having the wherewithal to endure such a task set before him, he poured himself a tankard of juice from a native citrus fruit, and ingurgitated the lot in one fell stroke!"For the measure of my mettle shall be declared in terms of grandeur from this day, henceforth!"//Exclaimeth he, the very vision of a stalwart hero. However, unbeknownst to him, was his downfall to come, soon thereafter."Lol guys, I'm really light-headed."
You don't have to type badly to be drunk on the internet, you just have to make bad decisions.This is one of them. Hi.
I don't know why I'm here, but I am. How is everyone doing?
