The volume. There's too damn much of it, as such their is too much crap. As with all music there's about 60%-70% that's crap and dreck. Other than that it's alright 'cause... Weird Al can make parodies of it. Livin' in an Amish paradise.
For those who don't recognize it here's a link to the past- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mEcKpQVHE
Off to write chapter one with all my newfound free time thanks to my lack of school. Chapter One(this one has chapters) “It’s time for us to end this once and for all.†A raspy old voice echoed through the subterranean hall filled with cloaked and masked figures. “Then a suitable vessel has been located?†A strong deep voice boomed. “Correct.†Another old voice wheezed. “However, intelligence reports lead us to believe it will expire shortly and an accommodator is the best we can currently find.†A disheartened sigh blew across their ranks. “We came to here that?†Yelled a member from the back. Soon thereafter the meeting was thrown into chaotic chatter. “Enough.†The light voice somehow carried over all the chatter and suddenly the congregation halted. “I’ve had enough of this farce. We have the accommodator and we will train it’s every flaw into perfection it‘s every weakness to steel. This one will be the one to end this.†The figure that had just spoken nodded to the old man who had been leading the meeting. “He is correct. This time the five of them will not be able to match the power of the empire.†The old man stated proudly causing an uproar of cheers and howls of laughter. Of the few conversations the leader heard one thing that stuck with him. “This nightmare has ended we will certainly all live.†all he could do was sigh and leave with his entourage of masked followers. “My people! Once again we meet under the star of destiny! Today we celebrate not only the feats of our modern world but to honor the memory of the people that came long before us! This year may be my first in the imperial city, however it has been a productive one!†The newly appointed emperor was once a commoner by the name of Dhen Syo Now he stood on a high balcony over thousands of smiling faces speaking of the importance of tradition and above all honor. “I digress we all know how to communicate with words but now we can show that it is true it’s not what we say but what we accomplish that puts us in truly honorable company!†He concluded his short flowery speech about the wonderful empire and it’s power. He was already tired of this position. All he’d done was figure out how many miles a hypothetical stone was thrown. Now he was addressed as your majesty and had to wear many dragon themed accessories and a long heavy crimson cape adorned with gold and silver embroidery. It was a boring experience to be sure. He knew he had to and yet he couldn’t help himself from wishing it were someone else giving the speeches instead of him. “Majesty.†His bodyguard Sozeh had appeared to wait on him. “What orders do you have for me?†“Captain.†Dhen was thinking of what to do. “I’ll join the festivities, you join the rest of my guard unit at the bottom of the stairs to the ballroom.†“Sir.†Sozeh got up and hurried to open the door for Dhen. As Dhen walked down the long staircase skirted by his obedient guard he began to reconsider his joining the festivities there would only be stuffed shirts from the noble houses trying to curry favor and silly fanatics following his every move. The state of the upper class was all but gone form it’s once proud days. The peacetime and prosperity had allowed corruption and greed to grow ahead of honor and stability. This would be harder to deal with than even the Hiokin Wars of the last generation. Dhen reached the final steps to the mighty doors and pushed them open. He was bathed in light and greeted with applause. It was almost too much for him. All the touching all the laughing and talking it came as an incoherent fuzz to the emperor. He felt like he was being spun around may times without being allowed to stop or even cal out. Soon enough though, the haze lifted and he began to engage himself in conversation with his guests. He felt very empty talking to these people they had nothing to do with him just his title and power mattered. It was like looking at your own life to someone else’s movements. After the long party finally ended Dhen sat down in his bedroom wearing normal clothes. “What a waste. Now I have to set things to the way they should be. Sounds challenging at least I won’t be bored.†With that out of his way Dhen made to lie down and sleep. That’s when he saw it. A letter. He hadn’t seen it before which was especially surprising due to the five intense colors and the crest emblazoned on it. Dhen picked it up and found it as addressed to him. He unfolded the paper and read to himself. “His Excellency, We would like to inform you that your days are numbered. By this time next year the five armies will be fielded and the five generals will ride from Argnor. Consider yourself warned. You have no one to blame but your honor and pride. Remember the day, remember the time, remember that you haven’t got to long. The Jin family will suffer as will the Wei. In all sincerity, The Five Field Generals†Dhen turned pure white and began shaking uncontrollably. He threw the letter to the floor and ran down the halls to find Sozeh. “Sozeh!†He cried in fear. “What is it your majesty?†He answered concern in his voice. “The five have returned and they want me!†Dhen fainted and was carried to the palace medical ward. When he awoke it was late morning and all his attendants and advisors stood about him. “What is it?†He asked instinctively. Just after the words escaped his lips he remembered. “The five…†“We found their letter it’s certainly them.†One of is advisors held up the letter. Dhen cringed. “Why?†He asked frantically trying to find himself a way out. “We can only assume they are ready to vindicate themselves.†Sozeh explained. “All we can do is prepare and hope this is a ruse.†Another advisor added. “One more year.†Dhen looked out the window and saw a dying insect trying to run away with flea-ants voraciously ripping off it’s limbs. The sight horrified him and brought the idea home: he was dead. This one is also short but I figure it's all I need to get this one part out of the way so expect longer chapters in the future. Please tell me how I'm doing.
I tried to fix it but since I wrote it on some word processor I forgot to put in the extra spaces for the different paragraphs. \ I reall am glad you liked it I've put about an hour of real thought into this one I haven't done that for years.
This is my new story it isn't related to Kingdom Hearts but I hope you'll read it either way. Prologue Alright, picture the Earth , you know third plant from the sun can’t miss it, lots of people up until last week quite normal. Think of it in an aspect next to the sun not up or down on the same coordinate plane. Think of it as to the suns right, during the fall in the northern hemisphere, and now shift your gaze about two hundred thousand kilometers to your right and another eighty-five billion lightyears to the googoleth power, of course, to your left. Now keep going North in relation the earths geographic North and stop about twice as far up as you came across. Now, here what do you see? You see a big blank empty void of course, because you know not that there is a solar system here if you’d be so kind as to imagine a zoom in. There, next look to the one, two, three, ninth planet from the farthest and fifth from the closest. There is a very inauspicious planet it was doing nothing wrong but it got hit bam with an asteroid. There goes that planet. Our- or rather my story, you lazy illiterates takes place on it’s neighbor about two solar systems over to your back. Here it is the first ever created planet. It has a nice sun and no other planets to mess with it. It’s got several moons and has about twice the surface area of Earth. It is basically identical to Earth in many ways, base elements, wildlife, plant life, and the dominant species we’ll call it the flea ant, bears a remarkable resemblance to Earths ruler, the ant. Enough about those boors let’s get to the good part. There are roughly three continents (one is disputed). The story you may choose not to read at this point will begin on the continent that would appear easternmost in your view. There on said continent there is a country named for it‘s founder Jikun Wei. It hold sovereignty over basically all desirable land in the continent. The rest belongs to outcasts and prisoners. So it’s about a three to four ratio of good lands to badlands. The government presiding over this nation is a monarchy in which the leader is chosen based on several tests of intellect, valor, respect, decisiveness, benevolence and above all else honor. You may be thinking this is a dumb way to run the place since whoever makes and scores this test is the true ruler and can do whatever they please. That is untrue in this case. We’re not dealing with humans but amplus they are all raised from birth to excel they need no underhanded schemes and trickery. They may employ such things though, this is the reason they send people out into the badlands: for penance. The immoral people who disobey the rules set for them are banished. The badlands is home to many failed scholars and assorted criminals. There have been cities erected in the open plains and deserts that cover the badlands. These cities are ruled as individual states and are often at war with one city state or the kingdom of Wei. These failures are cursed to live out penance with all manners of unsavory characters in poverty and squalor. Many are driven to hermitage and reflect upon their lives as they slowly fade into obscurity and eventually death. The country of Wei’s system is very similar to a social doctrine and a religion that they follow unwavering and steadfast. One family was chosen to pass down the secrets to the tests they are branded by society and are not allowed to do anything other than their designated task. These sagely scholars delve deep into ancient studies and arcane art forms. This family is often the most decorated in courts and receives excellent treatment when a promising leader arises. They live in several compounds spread over the country making secrecy more easily obtained. They hold much power and as such there is only one correspondent in any given state and even in the imperial city there can only be one. However, they live on the lowest tier of society they are the tools of all others and cannot escape that one fate. There are twelve noble houses that carry the potential leaders for the nation. Each of them is administrator and governing officer for their provided states. There are twenty-eight delegations including the noble houses and the lesser houses. The lesser houses are essentially less rich than the noble houses and carry essentially the same function. The main point differentiating them is the lesser houses are often quite competent military leaders and commonly don’t produce competent leaders for the nation. The common folk spread over the vast nation are generally average and only under very special cases come to power. The testing system is actually rather fair, given the results wouldn’t lead one to believe so. Everyone of a certain age must take the test and be judged on their performance by a proctor from the family responsible for the exam. The results are taken on the spot and relayed to the rest of the family. In the end the trail stops in the imperial city. There the new monarch is chosen out of the millions of possible applicants. Every year a festival is held in honor of a prospering emperor as an unsuccessful one has never been chosen. It is on this annual event that a secret meeting of all with ties to the test family meet. They meet in the royal palace without any notice and they discuss the stone. It's really short thus far, I hope to make it at least 15 chapters long. For now ths is it. Please tell me wht you think.
You obviously have never read anything I've written. Oh, well I think I'll take that advice anyways I gots another idea abrewin' I think it's time to draft...
IN all seriousness Xaldin. If you don't want them to bother you act like I said to it'll freak them out and they won't wanna be anywhere near you. It works for me it can work for anyone either that or I'm just really a jack***.
Listen to me Xaldin I know what I'm talking about.
Uh... no it isn't?
Uh... no it isn't.
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Your a sad strange little man. Allow me another awkward ridiculous person to help. Ignore them. They stand near you do nothing say nothing. Just act as if your alone i your own insane little world. Yell out random things at random intervals and make sure everyone has no idea what it meant. That's step one step two is never brush or in anyway style your hair leave it as it is when it's just been washed and dried. Wear stupid Star Wars shirts and color your hand with permanent marker. If none of these things make you repulsive like me I can't help. I have friends but I think all girls hate me or ignore me.
For the code clue say it out loud in an empty room and then proceed to either watch this video or get high it has the same effect- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7veeu-vc08
Two words one syllable MONEY! That's what it was we should starve them into making good games again and call off all lawsuits and age restrictions for sales.
No I just dfeel bored after a few hours of summer vacation have fun decoding it.
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What's a buddy list? I mean what's it do and why?
I'm more of a teach yourself kinda human. I taught myself guitar, kung-fu, twin swords(kinda kung-fu), typing, humor, lying and sitting around like a lazy person. I do go to a class but not to learn so much as spar. I'm decent enough at it. Although I'm a little bit(I mean a really little bit) better than this one black belt. It really doesn't mean much. He's from another school and he likes to tell everyone else what's "not allowed". The sad thing is he's like thirty and he still is about even with me in terms of sparing. Oh well enough about me.
I voted against you first 'cause I'm illiterate and I'm saying this to prove I am. Also you are silly and are thus... I forgot what I was saying. It's hard posting out of order. Whatever if you care so much maybe I don't like you. Ha(space)ha(space)ha(space)ha(space)ha(space)ha(space)ha(period)
You mean the last bit. Well it's a well known and immutable fact of life and death. The rest of it is totally understandable. If you didn't get the sign thing you obviously didn't learn to fight from kung-fu movies like me.
