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  1. AkuseruVIII
    I sing the happy song. I am just so happy 'cause theres only one of me...

    Edit: I also come here to this website
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  2. AkuseruVIII
    I forgot this till now but why are they so young? I mean you said Zexion was what twelve? Is this some past thing I'm not noticing? Please someone tell me I'm confused.
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  3. AkuseruVIII
    Most butchered song on American Idol that one year. Ugh. My ears.

    Oh well. You know what. I haven't seen it for a while either maybe last year. I should've gone to more detentions.
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    A.I.

    I was expecting to say this but no one did. Asimov was actually all for the robots the three laws governed them perfectly and such. I never read it I just heard that this was so. AI was a sad movie.

    On topic, AI is like what a bunch of people say not only a long way off but to create a machination like a human would be damn near impossible for us. Think about it a computer can already out think and out strategize a person. However they are confined to parameter and thus cannot react to anything outside the programming. This makes the AI system very hard to create not everything will go perfectly scripted as the program would allow.

    I think I'm wrong here 'cause I don't know much about this but I still sorta think this.
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    Robot?

    That is correct. I do type like a child don't I.
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    Robot?

    of course I have a point I always have a point it just happens to be of topic at times. Whatevs kiddies I got nothing else to do so I'm gonna leave and come back in like two minutes.
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  7. AkuseruVIII
    I'd say wrong. Whatevs luck isn't your strong suit it's mine. Keep up- the writing and such it brings me joy and such. I think I say and such far too much. That is a topic for another day.
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    Course you have talent silly. I only have one of those things can you guess which?
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  9. AkuseruVIII
    "I kan wak strate in an erthkwaik. He he. Yur funy. He he. hic hic. heh. heh. ........................................ I ned sum moore bere.
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    That is beyond me. I have to go back and revise and even then it tuns out kinda badly. Oh well, some have talent, some have motivation, and some have Microsoft Works Word Processor.
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    There were really reasons?
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    Robot?

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh I know what you can do. Don't use good punctuation and use contractions. That'll humanize you. Oh yeah and also say random **** like me. OLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLI! See there is an example also the closest thing to a nobody thing isn't the best nonrobotic thing you could come up with. BLAH!!!!!!!!! Du Du dududduduudu. I'm done.
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    Sounds like you were in the ***** seat. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH!
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  14. AkuseruVIII
    If you're gonna try that, try drinking Mountain Dew with Frosted Flakes root beer and ice cream. I was wired for like three days. Also eat it with chopsticks that makes it funnier. Oh well off to eat something for breakfast.
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  15. AkuseruVIII
    Chapter Two(Yeshinson to the third degree) Note to the reader-Nexi is pronounces Neh-shi got it memorized?

    A new day dawned upon the royal city. To the day exactly one year had passed since Emperor Dhen had been pronounced dead. Well, not really, however the letter was as good as such. Dhen was alive and the borders hadn’t been breached, the day was young. There had been very few changes in the past year. The upper class was just as snobbish and Dhen was still thinking of new ways to protect himself. The security had been doubled thrice over and a new wall had been constructed around the entire city. He was in all likelihood the safest man in the world. He was still extremely worried. For good reason too every child born in Wei knew their names and every child was told of their ferocity and desire to destroy the Wei kingdom. So there he sat, like a convict waiting for execution.
    The Five Field Generals were a brotherhood of failures that had joined and formed a kingdom second only to Wei. They were all surly intelligent enough to become emperors but due to their family positions they all lacked the temperament. So they had at some point decided to stage a coup, this failed due to the house of Wei’s scion Han. He defeated them in field combat and they were cast out by the Jin families head, the then emperor and Dhen’s ancestor Haido. Some time later the generals wandering the badlands were spoken to by a deity, or a demon, no one really knows which. Either way they made a bargain, each was expected to give up their most important thing to make way for their vengeance to consume them. In return they were each given unsurpassed wisdom and eternal youth. They each went their separate ways to study and prepare for another assault. That all happened over five hundred years prior. It wasn’t until only two hundred years ago that they resurfaced and built the greatest of all the badlands states the kingdom of Koizu. Nothing happened and they remained peaceful with the Wei kingdom. This was until one year ago when they had effectively declared war.
    Dhen got up and looked out his window. He could see the entire city, it was beautiful to behold. The great sloping roofs and vivid banners. The festival brought out the best in the city. The thing he liked most was none of the buildings were too tall. It kept the traditional feel. In all other major cities you could only see immense glass canyons shutting out the light and compressing all the people. All things in such cities were too institutional, too bland. Dhen was happy he could live his last year in so beautiful a place. All he could do now was wait and try to make the most of his last day walking beneath the sun. He sighed and dressed himself for a public appearance, by now everyone knew of his fate and all he could hope for was pity from the castle staff. As such he wished to go amongst his people and live as he once did with his family. They were far away living as peasants. He couldn’t do anything to help them when he came to power and he would never see them again. Dhen almost began crying as he descended the stairs to the main city.

    Meanwhile the clan of Wei had finally completed preparations for the accommodator. It was a boy not more than sixteen years of age. He’d spent his last year under the tutelage of the greatest scholars of the land, all so he could protect some rock. He never was told what the stone did during this time. All he did was learn. He learned everything from fighting to philosophy, it was a hard year to say the least. The clan had found him while he was taking the mandatory test of the emperor. His results were odd and further inspection proved him to be odd as well. He wasn’t an ordinary boy, he never was, and he knew from the beginning he wouldn’t be. He was a mage, his parent weren’t, but he was. He was told from a very young age that it was wrong to be better than everyone else and be happy about it. So, he was better than everyone else and took it as a matter of course. A mage is simply put an amplus that is born not only a genius but with an affinity for the arcane arts or magic. In the Wei clan there are many mages it is however uncommon for anyone not in this clan to be one. So, during his training he received after being taken away from his home, he wasn’t always the best. It gave him a sense of achievement and motivation when he had to work harder to succeed. However, this isn’t what made him valuable, any member of the clan could do this and all members are required to. It was his affinity for the elemental arts that made him a curiosity and an asset.
    There are easily thousands of types of magic, but they can easily be divided into dozens of categories.
    Elemental magic is one of the most uncommon and volatile types. This made him useful because the stone is the source of the elements on the planet. It controls the ten elements: air, water, earth, fire, ice, metal, electricity, wood, light and darkness. These are the building blocks that have governed the planet since it was created. As such, anyone with such power can easily be an asset in the grand mission. His name was Tei, however it was changed to Akira by the Wei as it was apparently a lucky name. Akira accepted it as he knew he couldn’t change their minds. Now that his preparation was complete, all he had to do was complete the mission: protect the stone. It wasn’t until that day that he’d even been told why he was picked in the first place. It wasn’t a very glorified mission, all he’d have to do is sit around the castle until it was deemed safe. Not hard, right. Wrong. Little did he know the Five Field Generals weren’t just after the emperor but the stone. With it they could easily rule the entire planets’ power. From there, subjugation of all peoples and revenge on the kingdom would be all to easy. However Akira knew nothing of this and sat in the imperial throne room staring at the stone. The Wei work in strange ways and he just assumed that it was best for him not to know from whom or what he would be protecting the stone.
    “All this trouble over you?†He poked it. Akira was bored stiff after eight straight hours of stone duty. “I don’t see what master Shou thinks is so important. If only I can properly wield you what’s the point?†He mused in silence for several more moments. Just as the thought crossed his mind that it was a bad idea to be talking to a mystical rock he was interrupted when he heard something outside. Suddenly Dhen burst through the doors panting in full dress attire.
    “Akira? What’re you doing here?†Dhen stared at the empty room hoping for a good answer his sanity was running thin after the market place fiasco.
    “Well, I’m still looking after Rocky here.†He pointed to the stone. It was basically a perfectly rounded clear as glass crystal that reflected and refracted light in all colors. Akira understood the confused look he got, he wasn’t precisely normal looking. He was dressed in deep green cargo pants, rather large hiking boots and he also wore a white T-shirt under a dark blue hooded sweater-jacket and to complete the strange look, he wore (also rather large) synthetic padded gloves and a blue and grey woolen ski cap over his messy brown hair. He sat, or rather, lay across the throne with his head hanging off the armrest upside down staring at the stone.
    “Oh, well good luck with that. I was just looking for a place to hide from the reporters. They saw me in the market place and almost killed two people to get an interview.†Dhen slowly looked back out the doors and closed them.
    “Good luck with that. I suggest hiding in the hidden vault, you can get there through his secret tunnel behind Wei the firsts portrait.†Akira replied off handedly. He hated talking to people that weren’t more clever than him. It was probably why he couldn’t make friends as a child. And Dhen was certainly not more clever than him.
    “Thank you.†Dhen replied to his strange guest. Akira had just shown up one day and was under orders to learn to and then protect the stone. Dhen knew but it was soon apparent Akira had no idea from what he was protecting the stone. Dhen thought it better to just let him live ignorant, if that was the wishes of the Wei. As such Akira remained ignorant and thus confident that nothing could possibly hinder his progress and he’d be back to the normal in a matter of weeks. He didn’t really miss the normal, it wasn’t like he was happy, but it was all he’d know before the Wei enlisted his help to protect the stone. Anyways, mages were becoming even more obsolete with the decline of mysticism and the people slowly losing touch with the old customs. He’d only be able to go back, was more how he saw it. Akira just stared at the stone a little longer and waited until Dhen left to look back up.
    “Why don’t they just lock you up somewhere?†Akira reverted to talking to the rock.
    “You’re doing it again.†Sozeh just walked in huffing although he was making a valiant effort to seem calm. Akira just stared at him blankly. “Anyways, have you seen his majesty. I have news from the front.â€
    “Tell me. I’ll relay it to him, not like I have much else to do?†Akira sat up and Sozeh made a face, he was always a stickler for the rules and Akira always had a feeling that Sozeh didn’t like his guts.
    “As you wish sir.†Akira loved being able to pull rank on basically everyone but Dhen, it was really funny to watch. “The borders have been breached and the main army is maneuvering into position, the Five Field Generals have arrived.â€
    “Excellent!†Sozeh made another face this one even funnier. “I bet their tough right?†Akira was excited about something for the first time in ages.
    “Yes? But, I’m not sure I understand your point.†Sozeh was a little uneasy due to Akira’s jubilant reaction.
    “My point is, I wanna fight them.†Akira put simply as he leapt across the long hall and landed right in front of Sozeh. “And, I wanna win.â€
    “Well, if all goes according to plan you won’t have to. But, I’m glad you’ll protect the emperor if it comes to that.†Sozeh’s concern had left his face and was replaced with relief.
    “What’s the plan then?†Akira asked slightly less excited.
    “It’s ingenious really. The main army will feint several defeats and the enemy will advance into a field of newly developed bombs. Then… Boom! They’ll be incinerated and the remnants will be wiped out by the auxiliary forces.†Sozeh seemed proud of this idea and confident in it‘s success.
    “Great, I hope it works.†Akira responded somberly. He’d really wanted to face off against the five most feared men n the world.
    “Remember to tell the emperor, I’ve got some things to settle no. Excuse me.†Akira nodded as Sozeh left. Akira, instead of resuming his musing, decided to actually keep his word and tell the emperor, maybe he’d care more about it than Akira. So he walked over to the grand portrait of Han Wei. He wasn’t a very good looking man, in fact he looked like a short, stocky monster with his heavy brows and gritted pearl white teeth. Akira opened it like a door and there was a long hall reaching down into a nice little room. It wasn’t as grandiose as the throne room but it had a nice cozy feel. Dhen was sitting at a desk reading a book of history when Akira walked in.
    “Majesty.†Akira said to announce his appearance. Dhen wasn’t more than a year older but he looked very care worn and his tenure in the royal city had aged him at least five more years. He had been a good emperor while he was alive but now all he was doing was waiting to die. It was truly sad.
    “Yes, I’m still here. Still waiting, here.†Dhen seemed really pitiful and resigned to death.
    “Well, I’ve received word that the five have reached our borders and the main armies have begun to mobilize. This report came from Sozeh, it’s probably a few hours out of date by now.†Akira concluded respectfully as he could, after all this was a dying man, he should at least try to be nice.
    “Yes, I really am to die. The old ways are dying and I’ll probably be the last emperor. In this changing world clans and empires have no place, we’re just relics from a long past age. I should be dying in battle not huddled behind some portrait.†Dhen reflected upon his past year.
    “I’m sorry lord, I wish I could help more. Just know if they reach the city I’ll make sure you have time to escape.†Akira said confidently.
    “I thank you for the sentiments but your only duty is to protect the stone. I’m really not that important.†Dhen put down his book and smiled weakly. He obviously meant it no matter how much he didn’t want to.
    “The festivities are beginning, are you sure you wouldn’t like to make another appearance before nightfall? Akira tried to sound encouraging.
    “No, I’m not sure. Actually, I think I will, I will watch my people one last time.†He got up and walked past Akira towards the exit. Akira had never noticed before how majestic Dhen looked, even in his current state, he carried the air of a ruler. Akira was in awe of his excellence. It somehow reminded him of what his master told him that morning, while he was still half asleep.

    “I’m not gonna lie to you Akira you weren’t our first choice, Dhen was.†Shou stated bluntly to the rumpled form of Akira.
    “Why?†Akira asked in confusion as he tried to find his way out from under his covers.
    “We had the diviners look into his future and his death was foreseen. We needed someone who wouldn’t die. The only problem is, Dhen was compatible with the stone and he could’ve housed it’s power within his body. You can only manipulate the elements exuding from the stone he could control it’s ebb and flow. It wasn‘t enough to totally remove the threat but it decreased the danger significantly.†Explained Shou.
    “I understand but why not just have him do it, prophesies are notoriously self fulfilling.†Akira questioned pulling his covers over his head.
    “We would have no way to be sure of it.†Shou jabbed Akira with his cane.
    “Alright so what do I do?†Akira moaned.
    “The stone is usually untouchable for anyone but an accommodator or vessel like you or Dhen. However every thousand years it’s power is sealed and it regenerates. This cycle makes it useless to all wielders most of the time. However, if the protective field were taken down any mage of elements could use it to some degree. This is what’s going to happen today, it will last for a month and that is how long you must protect it.†Shou poked Akira again.
    “I don’t get it, if it’s sealed, it’s power should be, like gone and stuff.†Akira complained.
    “Listen a mage of elements can manipulate the elements like you, but to a lesser degree and only with a totem from said element. If they use the stone as a totem they’ll be infinitely more powerful.â€
    “So they channel with it? Why can‘t one of ours do it then?†Akira asked lamely trying to keep his eyes open.
    “Yes. And ours can‘t because we don‘t have any.†An exasperated Shou answered.
    “Oh. But, who’d do that?†Akira once again asked lamely.
    “You don’t need to know now get dressed.†Shou pulled him out of bed and threw him into a tub at the foot of his bed.
    “This had better not be the piss bucket!†Akira shouted as Shou skipped out of the room in a manner unfitting for an old master of magic.

    Akira shuddered. Good thing it wasn’t.
    “Oh yeah. I should’ve remembered that earlier.†Akira gave himself a mental note to listen to what Shou said. Akira followed Dhen out of the room. They emerged fro behind the painting to a cheering crowd down in the courtyard. Dhen went out to his balcony and gave a heartfelt speech about how the world was changing and o resist would disrespect something or other. Akira didn’t listen to the speech because he heard a low rumbling in the distance.
    “And without any more ado let the feast begin!†Dhen shouted over the crowd. He was met with applause and many smiles.
    “Your majesty get down!†Akira was only just in time an arrow sped through the open window. “Everyone get out of here!†Dhen yelled out to his people. With that there was a huge uproar in an attempt to get out of danger.
    “You alright?†Akira asked.
    “Yes.†Dhen went over to the arrow it had a letter on it.
    “Good, go back and hide I’ll deal with this.†Akira still hadn’t noticed the letter.
    “No, I’d rather die fighting.†Dhen held out the letter, written in blood were the words “It’s begun.†Akira stared hard at the emperor and nodded.
    “Okay, it doesn’t look like I can stop you.†Akira grabbed the stone and pocketed it.

    Down at the main gate Sozeh and the castle guards had assembled and barricaded the doors. There was a huge uproar outside and there was a huge pounding on the gates.
    “They’ll be through in minutes! What do we do now?†A young soldier cried.
    “We will hold! We die where we stand, before we retreat! For the empire!†Sozeh yelled to encourage his warriors. They steeled themselves as they heard the gate fall. The doors began to splinter and soon enough they fell. I large bear of a man wearing green armor stood before them. He held a large wooden staff with a lightning bolt shaped blade at the end of the pole arm.
    “DIE!†He shouted so loud that the very earth seemed to quake. Sozeh charged in first and within seconds the hall was in ruins. There were no survivors. A tall lanky man in a black gi and hakama set with a large umbrella stepped in and examined his accomplices handiwork.
    “Good job. Silva.†The slim man complimented.
    “The same to you. Kuai†The bear like man smiled. They were soon followed by a man in priests robes and a man in what seemed to be armor salvaged from across the ages.
    “Nice of you to join us Genzuo, Nexi.†The man in black smiled and looked up the stairs. “That’s where he hides no?â€
    “Correct.†The priest Genzuo answered with a grin on his face.
    “Let’s be on with it then.†Nexi complained. He was by far the twitchiest and most insane looking of the bunch.
    “We should wait for Jikun.†The bear said firmly.
    “You know he likes to be more of a show off.†Kuai chuckled as he heard distinct screams outside.
    “Whatever, let’s finish it.†Nexi said quickly.
    “Fine.†They all agreed. They all rushed up the stairs and reached the throne room and burst through the doors. Akira was standing there next to Dhen. Dhen held up a large claymore and Akira held up his fists.
    “Good to see you.†Akira said mildly. “Well, wanna start or should I.â€
    “Ladies first.†Nexi taunted.
    “By all means.†Dhen bowed his head slightly.
    “You’re gonna regret that.†Nexi. Without another word Nexi whipped out a long rope dart and began fighting Akira. They were basically even until Silva rushed in and got Akira in a bear hug. Akira tripped his giant opponent and knocked hi out. He then resumed fighting Nexi. Dhen clashed time after time with Kuai. They both stod swords drawn sweat pouring, however Dhen was the worse off. He’d received three cuts and a steady stream of blood stemmed from each.
    “Now, Die!†Genzuo flung his arms forward and his sleeves flet like snakes. Akira was able to dodge it, but Den was hit hard. He fell to the floor and dropped hi massive sword. Kuai chuckled and drove his own katana through Dhen’s neck.
    “No!†Akira screamed. He was up in an instant and he flung himself at Kuai. He was able to get in a good punch before he was pinned against the wall with a huge staff. “Go on finish it!â€
    “We’ve done what we came to and now al we need is this.†Genzuo pulled the stone out of Akira’s pocket. “Good bye.†They threw him out the window into the ruins of the grand courtyard. It was midnight and as they said to the hour of the letters receiving they’d taken over and killed the emperor.



    So how'd you like this one. Comment and all that.

    BTW the names are my original creations, although they are kinda just conglomerates of Latin, Chinese, and Japanese words.
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    Yays. It is out and I read it(Duh I read it) and it was good. Now I'm al like OMG WTF! Xed go back! and yeah. That one was good... I can't waitify for the next one. *cries a little* Oh welpin this is Axel's#1Fangirl's#1Fan saying bye.
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    I agree, it's biased against shy people and people who lack social skills. I lack social skills. It's also not cool for Xaldin whatever he has.
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    It's the Christmas tree song! I love this song! Oh yeah great to have ya back and all. Yay Christmas tree song!
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    Well, that's good to hear mine was hell on earth. I swear it shouldn't take so frickin' long to get a bunch of neanderthals across a stupid stage! As you can see i had a bad experience but since highschool I've had nothing but final exams to do at the end whoo hoo. I didn't even get to watch School of Rock in guitar class. I'm complaining now... Oh well, I'm eagerly anticipating the exciting conclusion to Bad Moon Arising.
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  20. AkuseruVIII
    I like rap... If it's funny. I like anything that's funny, that's why I'm white and nerdy.
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