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Well it was definitely enjoyable enough for me at the least but at the same time the bar was set so low that nothing they could have done would have screwed this up short of shitting all over the screen and sending out to theaters.

The action scenes were awesome and nothing is better then Atomic Breath flying all over the ****ing place, it's exactly what I wanted to see for the most part.

My main issue however is that the new monsters or "Muto's" whatever the hell you wanna call em were pretty ****ing lame.

I mean atleast in comparison to King Caesar, Ghidorra, Anguris, Gamera and my personal favorite Gigan the Muto's just looked really bland and uninspired. Maybe I take in too much Japanese **** on a daily basis but Toho seems a whole lot better at making crazy and memorable giant monsters then whatever Hollywood wants to pump out. Usually speaking of course.

And as a lot of people have said the human aspect DID sorta overstay its welcome. Don't get me wrong you always need the human aspect, it's the suspense that gets ya the most and whatnot. But I just think it was a little unbalanced this time around, they did a lot of cool shots and moments that are great for building up suspense like the class "glimpse of big thing followed aftermath of its destruction" thing and some cool cutaways from the monster straight to a human scene. Except I think it was done too much and the novelty sorta wore off, it got to the point that I really was asking "Will Godzilla do something already?" and of course his reveal was hype as **** but then after his screech they immediately cut away to something else AGAIN and it's like "well you already showed the ****er, what the hell are you trying to build up NOW?"

I'm just happy I get to see Godzilla again though, now let me see them top Final Wars in terms of ****yeahness and life will be grand.


ALSO GODZILLA SWIMMING IN FORMATION WITH A BUNCH OF AMERICAN NAVY SHIPS MADE ME WANT TO SHOVE MY FIST THROUGH MY FACE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hose it down

Well that's not very nice

Be sure to have sex with them too
Extra marks and ****

Could we just sorta touch penises?

You're all splendid people
Your opinions are valued and nobodies is better or worse then anyone else's.
All threads have a valued place on this forum as do all post

I'm plenty nice, just yesterday I gave a little ant a thumbs up for making it across the sidewalk without getting stomped on

I am a living and breathing Hateocracy
The spreading of ignorance, intolerance and elitism is how I sustain my existence, without it I would become goo.

But Spider-Man's not suppose to be cool
He's a dorky nerd
The whole appeal is that making corny jokes and one liners is exactly what Peter Parker thinks "cool" is.

I don't really see how being forced to do a dangerous job and then dropping into a vat of eels is exactly his fault.

Oh dear god no

Novels tend to be self contained stories made by one writer
Spiders-Man has had a gazillion drillion million different writers over the 52 years he's been around so liberties are always to be expected.

However of course there's still key focal points that should always be contained even in Spidey's stories. You don't make Uncle Ben actually be a villain or something and THEN die, that's just ******ed.

It just got unofficially announced
Give it a day or two

Do you know what would make you happier?
Spreading the seeds of ignorance and hate on internet message boards
I'll start

Spider-Man: bretty gud. Optimistic in comparison to what the 90's did to everything comic related, William Dafoe is one kickass Goblin. Some don't like Tobey's performance but I think he fits the bill as the incredibly lame and nerdy nerd that Parker is

Spider-Man 2: Even better. Really liked what they did with the Doctor Octopus and still has that overall optimistic tone that Sam Raimi seems to love. Some bits are a tad corny (you know the scene I'm talking about).

Spider-Man 3: Kinda bad. Pretty bad in fact. Once again I think a lot of the acting was done well, James Franco, Thomas Church, Topher Grace, all great roles. I liked what they did with Sandman and the scene where he BECOMES Sandman is ****ing kickass. But the movie is really ****ing jumbled. The actress who played Mary Jane(look I don't even remember her name) was laughably boring. Too little Venom for my liking and to be honest the whole "3 villains in one movie" thing is a really delicate process and leads to a lot of structure issues and it shows in this movie. Also THAT scene went on for way too long. Their were better and more subtle ways to show that Peter was becoming a dickbag.

Amazing Spider-Man: Mediocre. The movie screams "cash-in", you can tell that they're just trying to hold on to the Spider-Man license at this point. Acrobatic and web slinging scenes are sweet as hell. Origin story DESTROYS the entire point that Peter Parker was a completely average person turned into a super spider freak thing guy by complete chance. None of the actors really stood out for me but I give them the benefit of the doubt since a lot of them are budding actors anyway. I've gotten FAR too old for teeny bop romances obviously since Peter and Gwen's relationship didn't interest me one bit. The Lizard has 0 presence in the movie and is just kinda there for Spidey to have someone to fight. His goals don't even make any sense.

Amazing Spider-Man 2: Better then the first. The movie STILL screams "cash-in" but the main difference this time being it's basically one big commercial for the next movie. I liked Electro and he had a lot of presence in the movie, I dunno if it was the design or the voice but it just really meshed well with me. Despite that though I will admit he did seem kind of pointless to the overall movie. Like the Lizard in the first movie he's just sorta there for Spidey to have one big spectacular fight with (which was an amazing fight I must say). Once again I'm snoring at the teenybop romance that takes up alot of the film and the origin story once again upsets me and leaves me not caring about it. And to be honest the movie doesn't really make much sense structurally speaking. Things just sorta happen, sometimes it's about Peter and Gwen boning, sometimes it's about Peter figuring out things about his father, sometimes it's about Harry wanting Spiderman's blood to cure him of his bullshit, the movie just jumps all over the place.