Dman23

*does a cowboy rope trick* *caught you* *yies your legs and arms up* nyeh! >3

XD you're welcome

well you're a very positive person! XD

what makes you say that?

Idk cause your gonna read my story >D weather u like it or not >D

I know! ^-^

^^ ^^ That's wat I like to hear.And that's how you get things done kid.^^ ^^

Complain all you want chazz your still gonna read :lolface:

Yessssssssssssss that's wat I like to hear.So how's you and your wife doin

Ahh I read that on ages ago XD

:lolface: okay then read it XD im gonna keep pasteing it if you didn't read it XD

cool which one?

But you then forget that I am a god as well.And I can easily just make you think that you copy me.When in reality you don't.But I'm pooped that was a great spar thanks man.

:lolface: i was bored :lolface: readd! >D

IDK I'm just talking to friends on MSN and stuff you?

readd! it's all >D hahaha!

Wow this kid got stronger but he forgot one thing.My new mangeyko does.I hope he like to cough up blood*Said in his mind.* OOO wow you got stronger, but you didn't even guess wat this one does now did you.I'll tell you anyways.Now with this mangeyko I can alter time itself, and wrap reality in people's minds.Now you did hit me, but I made thses effect go straight to you.You also injured me but I made the part where I was gonna cough up blood to you.Also this eye is pretty much like my reflect magic, but it doesn't protect e from attack.It just cause the damage to go straight to the person who attacked me.And don't worry this will be over sooner than you think.Its not an effect where you can see it.Once you attack me that effect goes straight to your brain, which then alters your whole body flow its self.Then the time travel part is pretty much with your insides.Lets say it takes 20secs for blood to come out of your mouth if you get kicked or punched really hard in you stomach.Well not only do you lose 20pounds of blood it also takes 2secs for it to come out.But Ididn't even touch you so you don't have to worry bout that.Also I told you not to use those eyes like that cause your not apart of my bloodline.I might have said don't over use them yes, but with this mangeyko it makes it seem like I never taught you them at all.So now you may start to lose some of your vision.Until the spar between me and is over that is.

oh cool thats thats what i got

No problem.

^^ :lolface; yeah i wrote it XD

The story of the 3 kingdoms lovers

In the three kingdoms dynasty there was 4 beautiful girls the eldest daughter was tszune kei a calmed not talk able girl she has blue eyes and white sliver hair and many men wanted to marry her but she has no interest in none of them. The middle child name rose kei she doesn’t where girly stuff she preferred to where men clothes she look like a boy but in the inside she look like an exotic beauty she has aquamarine eyes and black chestnut hair all she wanted is a man that can see her beauty also she works in a flower shop in girl form in war she wear men’s clothes. The other middle child is Lilia kei people called her Lilly she has reddish brown hair and blue sapphire eyes she’s the shy geek type/stagiest of the kei family she wears glasses and men thinks she’s weird and all that stuff she hangs out with rose and she can cry so easily. The youngest child named was Haine kei she has brown hair and brown eyes unlike her sisters she has bad luck with men she had 3 boyfriends and they most likely hurt her none never called her beautiful they called her a yanki (a trouble maker kid) she’s also a pirate in her family she has her fathers blood to fight her older sister always watch her and tell her to go the right path.
As usual 4 o clock in the morning haine always feed her 5 puppies one was brown one was white one was pink one was yellow the other was red she always feed them Chinese snack meat buns and they ate it sloppy and crazy as usual. Lilia always read books her favorite was kill the sword with the stone it’s a romantic book she loves it. tszune always look at the sky not saying anything. rose always hang out with the boys plus they didn’t know rose was really a girl.
Haine: there’s nothing fun around here.
Rose: get used to it.
Haine: but I cant she said (sadly like a spoiled little kid.)
Tszune: you must get used to it younger sister.
Haine: I want to see somebody I want to join wu.
Lilly: so you can meet guys and get hurt and come crying to us again?
Haine: grrr…..
Tszune: well we need to go and fight for our country any way and money.
Lilly: y-you mean fight?
Rose: cool I’ll join wei.
Haine ill join wu.
Lily: I-ill go and join shu.
Rose :you’ll be okay by your self?
Lily: yes I will. (in a brave voice.)
Tszune: ill join you haine.
Haine: Whhhhhhhy?
Tszune: its for your safety!
The 4 girls pack their stuff leave their village and join wu, wei and shu.
Hanie and tszune arrived in wu haine was happy cause her best friend ling tong who knew her a very long time is here.
Ling tong: h-hanie is that you?
Haine: ling-ling?(ling tongs nickname)
Ling tong: HONEY WOLF!!!
Haine: LING- LING!!!
Tszune raised her eyebrow up cause it was too weird she remembers what they did since they were little they play with messy pigs and came home with a horribly bad Oder and they eat bugs and mud pie which had them go to the hospital with a pretty big bill.
Tzsune: weirdoes.
Both: hey!!
Rose in her boy clothes arrived in wei the girls eyes were hearts rose blushed in shame cause rose is a she then she saw a man wearing girls clothes secretly rose blushed cause he was cute.
Rose/boy: hey.
Zhang he: oh it’s a glorious morning is it .
Rose/boy: yep.
Rose/boy: oh sir where do I sign in for the wei army?
Zhang he: call me zhang he or he and follow me.
he danced his way to cao caos camp rose was laughing in a girly tone.
Lily arrived in shu she was shy too talk to no one the a guy with brown hair and armored clothes went to talk to her.
Zhao yun: hello there.
Lilly: h-hello(very shy around others)
Zhao yun: you’re new here aren’t you?
Lilly: y-yes.
Zhao yun : come let me introduce my lord liu bei.
He took lily’s hand to his camp. in wu haine and tszune is being introduce to sun quan then another pirate came.
Gan ning :sorry im lat-.
Gan ning looked at haine he saw her short skirt and her shiny legs he even look her in the eyes then her beautiful face then he got smacked in the head by lu meng.
Lu meng: you nasty insulted pirate! looking at her like that!
Gan ning: hey she’s cute old man.
Lu meng : I warned you never to call me that again!
Gan ning: ow!!
Haine: you’re okay?
Gan ning: yeah.
He grabbed her and haine felt the shirtless pirates chest then lu meng grabbed haine away from him and 3x smack in the head and cussing at the same time. The 4 sisters adventures for love begins. Characters: Wu officers
 Wei officers
 Shu officers
Cast main characters: bio
Tszune kei wu born 102 -234 ad family: Seiko (father) deceased, mai (mother) deceased ,rose(little sister) Lilia (little sister) haine (youngest sister) diao Chan(younger sister) deceased, Zhou tai (husband) Zhou kei (oldest son) Sakkara (youngest daughter).bloom(granddaughter) age23-61
Haine kei wu 185-290 ad family gan ning(husband) ling tong (second husband) Xiao ning(eldest daughter) no ning(middle daughter) wan ning(eldest son) kai ning(second son) lady ning(third daughter) zhogun ning (second son) ling fan(third son) ling ning(forth son) sun quan(son-in-law) guan ping(son-in law) pan(great-great- daughter) age19-90
boyGirl Rose kei wei 105-231ad family zhang he (husband) rayumi (eldest son) mayo (daughter). Violet(granddaughter) age22-46

 Lilia kei (aka lily) shu 108-228 ad family: Zhao yun (husband) Zhao guang (youngest son) Zhao tong (eldest son) bulla yun(youngest daughter) Zhao tan(grandson)age 21-31
The next day in wu tszune was walking then she saw Zhou tai.
Tszune: hello your Zhou tai?
Zhou tai: yes I am.
The two were in silent looking at each other then haine was drooping on the floor said.
Haine: IM HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tszune: okay be quiet or you’ll wake everyone up!
Gan ning came and walk to haine then ling tong was in his way.
Ling tong: leave my friend alone don’t hit on her even so don’t touch her!
Gan ning: what are you going to about it then? sissy boy.
Ling tong: im not a sissy boy you’re a mean pirate who killed my father!
Gan ning: no tong I am your father.
Ling tong: huh?
Gan ning: I’ve been watching too much star wars.
Ling tong: huh?!
As gan ning pushed ling tong haine saw gan ning.
Gan ning: hey.
Haine: hey ning.
Gan ning: aww their your puppies?
Haine: yeah their mine the brown one name is sora the pink is his girlfriend Kairi the white one is my number one favorite riku-boo or riku the yellow one name is roxas the last one is mean to others the red one is axel.
Gan ning: okay I get it come here riku-boo.
Riku-boo: woof (happy).
Gan ning: wow your cute as my mom if I had a mom.
Haine blushed with love she’s trying to ignore it cause she didn’t want to get hurt then gan ning and haine played with the puppies. In wei rose got a job as a flower girl she turned back into a girl and started working then zhang he come and saw girly rose.
Zhang he: what an beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!
Rose: who are you?(pretending to know him)
Zhang he: im zhang he what’s your name?
Rose: im rose kei.
Zhang he: another kei wow you’re Sai’s(rose boy name) sister.
Rose: yes I am will you join me?
Zhang he: yes lets talk about our glorious beauty.
As the two talked about beauty rose is falling in love with zhang he. In shu lily was so scared she made friends with yue ying the wife of the stagiest zhuge Liang and her crazy friend pang tong they were chatting.
Pang tong: lily you have 2older sisters and 1 younger sister in different forces right?
Lily: y-yes pang tong.
Yue ying: really my husband’s brother is wu some reason he don’t want to join shu.
Lily: wow really?
Yue ying: yep.
Then Zhao yun came and talked to Lilly as he walk to her he took off her glasses.
Lilly: eek!
Zhao yun: don’t be scared Lilia is me hey you look cute without those glasses.
Pang tong: hey you do..
Lily blushed completely then she kick pang tong in the face pushed Zhao yun and went behind yue ying.
Zhao yun: you know I like you bye.
Lily was so shy she wanted to kill her self then one night.
Lily: the stars are so beautiful.
Then lily saw Zhao yun she walked to him and talked to him.
Lilly: w-what are you doing here Zhao yun?
Zhao yun : Lilia I was just looking at the stars are they beautiful?
Lilly : yes they are.
Lilly: Zhao yun.
Zhao yun:?
Lily : you can call me lily if you want.
Zhao yun : okay but you can call me yun Lilly.
Lilly: okay yun.
Lilly walked as she was going to bed Zhao yun told her.
Zhao yun: lily goodnight.
Lilly: night yun.
He smiled with a sweet face as she went to bed.
Gan ning wu ?-222 ad family: haine(wife) Xiao ning(daughter) no ning(daughter) wan ning(son) kai ning(son) lady ning(daughter) ling ning(stepson) ling fan(stepson). Age 23-34
Zhang he wei ?-231 ad family: rose(wife) radium(son) mayo(daughter). Age 23-64
Zhao yun shu ?-228 ad family Lilly(wife) Zhao fan(sister) Zhao tong(son) Zhao guang(son) bulla yun(daughter). Age 23-41
Ling tong wu 185-237 ad family ling cao(father) Haine(wife) Xiao ning, no ning lady ning(stepdaughters) kai ning, wan ning(stepsons) ling fan(son) ling ning(son). Age 19-49
Zhou tai wu ?-223 ad family: tszune(wife) Zhou kei(son) Sakkara(daughter).age 20-40
The next day tszune and Zhou tai are together in the flower filed their boy friend and girl friend all ready.
Zhou tai: tszune..
Tszune: yes?
Zhou tai: do you love me?
Tzsune :y-yes I do.
They blushed Zhou tai understand her feelings when they met he told her you don’t like men who talk too much so he asked her to be his girl friend and told his feelings. she understand his too then they both kissed on the lips slowly then sun quan and sun ce (quan’s older brother) saw Zhou tai and tzsune making-out they giggled Zhou tai and tzsune saw them they were caught.
Tzsune: you two didn’t see nothing.
Sun ce : whatever hey at least we found you love birds.
Zhou tai :why?
Sun quan we got a meeting now and we’ve been waiting for you.
Tzsune: oh..
As haine walked axel and riku-boo to the park men came and talk to her.
Stanger1: you lost?
Haine :no im not lost I was walking my dogs.
Riku-boo :grrrr..(mean bad feeling) .
Axel: grrrr(really mad).
Stranger2: get those mutts away from me!!
Riku-boo: ARF -ARF!!!
Haine : what’s wrong riku boo?
Stranger1: get her!!
All of the strangers came out and started to attack haine she grabbed her dagger sword and attack axel was chewing their hearts and eating it riku-boo was biting any one to come near his owner. blood shed was everywhere hanie did back flips and slay them up behind their back and died the leader shot an arrow riku- boo ran and jumped in front of haine and got shot.
Haine: riku -boooo!
Then haine was mad axel was so mad he ran up to the leader and he got shot too.
Haine: AXEL!
Hanie ran toward the boss and stabbed her then he threw her next to her riku-boo.
Haine: no-no..
Boss: good bye.
Then out of no where gan ning come and slay off bosses head off and stomped on it.
Gan ning haine ,riku-boo, axel…
Gan ning carried the three of them in the wu main camp to get some help.
Gan ning: TZSUNE!!
Tzune: !!haine! ning what happened!?
Gan ning: I don’t know a bunch of guys came up and attacked her even her dogs.
Tzsune(I knew they come and get us again)
Sun quan: get a stretcher and hurry!
Tzsune told her sisters what happened they were shocked with their lords permission they went to wu to see haine.
Lilly: oh sister.
Rose: will she be okay?
Tzsune: yes shell be okay…
Doctor/stagiest lu xun told them.
Lu xun: haine is fine axel is okay but riku-boo..
Lilly: no..
Lu xun :im sorry we tired every thing but im afraid riku-boo is gone..
Lilly cried on Zhao yun’s chest he held her softly and tightly. The next day gan ning came to visit her haine was crying she hold her beloved puppy collar riku-boo axel was sad to be mad sora and Kari were sad they sat on each other.
Gan ning: haine im so sorry what happen to riku-boo.
Haine: don’t worry he’ll be in my heart as long as I remember him.
Gan ning: haine…
Gan ning hold hanie as she cries even she blushed he held her tightly hanie discovered she’s in love with gan ning ling tong visit her he saw haine and gan ning he felt jealous that gan ning got to haine first. In wei the forces faces in shu lily told yun never harmed her sister sai/rose told he don’t harmed her sister. they were bloodsheds Lilly uses her spiky umbrella rose uses her shield sword Zhao yun uses his spar zhang he was using his metal claws lily did spin her weapon and she throws it was mini needles coming out of it the solders was dead rose grabs her sword and attacked the solders and guard herself at the same time.
Zhao yun: lily! Watch out!
Zhao yun jumped and slashed the enemy in the backs.
Lily: t-thanks yun.
Zhao yun: no problem.
Wei solder: we all going to die retreat!
Lilly: yay we won.
As the was over shu was taken a bath lily was in the cold water relaxing she saw Zhao yun taking off his clothes then he let down his hair and grabbed his spear and relax. Lilly saw the naked Zhao yun she got closer then she fell .
Zhao yun: who’s there?!
Lily: it’s me yun.
she covered up her chest it was the size of a cantaloupes she sat next to Zhao yun he wasn’t nervous or shy he was calm.
Zhao yun: is something wrong?
Lilly: no
Lilly: yun.
Zhao yun:?
Lily got close to him and gave him a kiss then she discover he kissed her back slowly they got out then went into the bed having nice soft love. In wei rose and zhang he was cussed out by cao cao.
Cao cao: @#@@##@ zhang he and sai @@$#@##$#$@@!
Zhang he: cruel words im going to cry.
Sai/rose: don’t cry im here for you.
Dian wei: why don’t you two get married then?
Zhang he: dian! He’s a boy!
Sima yi: don’t matter go out with him we don’t mind. (started laughing)
Zhang he : sima I-I swear..
Sai/rose:…
Cao pi: what’s wrong sai you like him?
Sai /rose : it’s not like that at all.
Zhen ji: wait zhang he look closer to him can’t you see that he is a she.
Zhu xu: what you mean sai’s a boy.
Xiahou dun: have you even notices lately he don’t take shower with the men, he don’t go to the boys bathroom, even so he don’t even have a growth so sai is a she!
Xiahou Yuan: look lord cao cao take of the hat.
Cao cao took of the hat he saw rose and her exotic beauty the guys blushed zhang he was shocked it was the same flower girl he talked at the shop.
Zhang he: why? Rose why didn’t you tell me?
Rose told her true feelings.
Rose: because I- love you..
Zhang he was blushing.
Rose: you’re the only one who saw my beauty the men just ignore me that’s all they do to me..
Zhang he: just to ignore you rose your beautiful than me I-I love you too.
Zhen ji: hey I thought I was beautiful!!
Zhang he: your not I’ve found the most beautiful women.
He took her and flew very high like superman.
In wu haine was out of the hospital she went to riku-boo’s grave with her 4 puppies then as she walked home in the rain gan ning got a carriage and went to get haine.
Gan ning : haine!
Haine: n-ning. (still crying)
Gan ning: you look terrible let me take you home.
So he did she was wrapped up tzsune wasn’t home she had a mission. Gan ning made bamboo tea the puppies were sleeping next to the fire gan ning was wrapped up too(cause he was looking for haine) then he sat and talk to her.
Gan ning: you okay?
Haine: yes I am I had riku-boo when he was a baby along with Kari, sora, roxas and axel.
Gan ning: I see.
Haine: ning do you like me?
Gan ning: of course your beautiful..
Haine was shocked and blushing he really said it to her she looked him in the eyes he looked her in the eyes then the two started kissing and with passionate love till morning. In shu lily and Zhao yun were in the bed sleeping until pang tong floats and look at them.
Pang tong: wow I knew it.
In wei rose and zhang he were sleeping on the flower field. In wu tzsune slept next to Zhou tai and hanie was sleeping next to gan ning.(they were all naked).
In wu.
Gan ning: Morin beautiful.
Haine: morning handsome.
Then they kissed as they went to the camp with tzsune and Zhou tai everyone was laughing and has nosebleeds.
Da qiao: (laughing)
Haine: what’s funny?
Xiao qiao: oh my god you four ewww!
Zhou tai:? Quan.
Sun quan : Zhou tai im soo happy(crying and laughing.)
Sun Shang xiang: gan ning haine ewww.
Gan ning: what?
Haung gai: it’s good to be young.
The kei girls didn’t under stand what happen but lu xun was cracking up.
Lu meng: you’re a nasty insulted pirate!(stares at gan ning)
Sun ce: gan ning a little tip keep it down we heard you shouting and said “hanie†and those bells man our head hurts.(laughing.)
Zhou yu : sun ce.. Why you keep embarrassing the people I swear.
Sun jian(ce, quan, Shang xiang’s father) was tied he look at gan ning.
Sun jian: (stares at gan ning with a sleepy mad look on his face)
Ling tong was completely mad he uses his numchaku and gan ning dodge the numchaku
He kept swinging it and it bashed his head too hard he was down.
Ling tong: that’s what you get!!! For touching and hitting on my friend!!
Haine: TONG!! Why did you do that!?
Sun quan: (raised his eyebrow up) yes why you do it?
Xiao qiao: yeah we want to know!
Taishi ci: were curious you’ve been acting very strange toward haine.
Ling tong blushed cause he liked haine and wanted her to become his wife but was too scared to tell his feelings to her.
Ling tong: shut up! Gan ning makes me sick I don’t care what happen to him! Haine why do you like him your forgetting about me!
Haine: quan get a searcher he’s bleeding!
Sun shang xiang: hurry and be quick!
As they take gan ning haine was the first time mad at ling tong.
Haine: you just can’t leave him alone now im worried about him.(started crying)
Ling tong: haine I..
Haine: get away from me! Your father deserved to die in the first place!
Ling tong: you were nice to him now your being mean to him!
Hanie: your the one bashed him in the head with your stupid weapons you cant be friends with him?!
Ling tong: my mother gave me these and how dare you said that!
As they continued fighting tzsune and Zhou tai was at home eating rice and tea and quan joined them.
Zhou tai: cant you bother your brother or sister?
Sun quan nah they have to prepare for my sisters weeding and they said they don’t need me so I can hang out with you guys.
Tzsune: okay well ill get the desserts.
Sun quan: you love tzsune don’t you?
Zhou tai:…yes I do
Sun quan: let me make it up to you when tzsune says yes ill make you a nice wedding.
Zhou tai:….thank you quan.
As they continued chatting ling tong and haine was getting worse lu meng was calming them down.
Lu meng: calm down you two..
Ling tong: fine get this @#@ away from me.
Lu meng:…
Haine: lu meng get sissy daddy’s boy away from me.
Ling tong : why haine why do you like him and im not a sissy daddy’s boy!
Haine :cause I love him he’s kind sweet a little trouble maker but I love him.
Ling tong then slapped her then haine started crying gan ning saw what he did and kick him in the back lu meng took him to the infirmary.
Haine: ning..
Gan ning: its okay im here.
As the two went home to play with the puppies and visit riku-boo. In shu Lilly stopped wearing her glasses and wear war dresses pang tong looked at them with a smile so did every one
Liu bei: ah Zhao yun and Lilly (started to laugh)
zhuge liang : well I must say contras right yue ying?
Yue ying yes my husband.
Ma chao: justice will always prevail on you too.
Xing cai: uhh that don’t make any sense.
Ma chao: yes it does!
Then out of no where the drunk zhange fei came up to Zhao yun and tell guan yu fears and secrets then he slapped him.
Zhange fei: why brother?
Guan yu: its secret the end!
Zhange fei: you two look like you had a great time last night.
Lilly : yep lord fei..
Zhange fei: oh you keep saying his named oh it was sweet he kept saying lily every time he got on top the-
Then liu bei smacked him then the went to his daughter Xing cai.
Zhang fei: daughter when are you going to find a man.
Xing cai : father I don’t have time .
zhang fei: what about liu Chan or guan ping?
Xing cai: NO! never!(smacked her father)
Zhange fei: gee don’t be mean.
In wei cao pi’s father got bit in the butt by a rabid squirrel .
Cao pi: father why did you feed it wine and candy?
Xu zhu : yeah it would b stupid to do that?
Xu haung: cause you are stupid xu zhu.
Rose/ sai: what happened?
Cao cao: oh nothing.. I just got bitten by a crazy brown rabid squirrel! In the butt!
Cao pi: now he’s hurt we need blue flowers and red thorns that’s the cure but there one problem.
Sai/rose: what?
All in wei: WERE COLORDBLIND!
Zhen ji: this witch put a curse on all of us now we don’t know our colors!
Rose: I’ll do it im not colorblind.
Cao cao: hurry im dying oww
Cao pi: stop touching it then!
As rose look for blue flowers and red thorns with zhang he.
Zhang he: what if he wont make it he’ll die.
Rose: calm down he..
Zhang he: your beautiful rose…..
Rose: t-thank you he.. Your handsome
The two lovers kissed then for 15 minutes.
Cao cao: god it hurts where’s rose?!
Xiahou dun: stop touching it cousin!
Xiahou Yuan: yeah you’ve touch it 16 times already.
Zhange Liao: wow now its getting worse.
Cao cao :why me?
As they got back from their love they look at the painful cao cao.
Cao pi: where were you?
Both: nothing blue red thorns hee-haw
Cao pi: now we got the flowers now who’s going to rub his butt with the flowers.
All in wei:…………………..
Cao ren: I’ll do it.
Cao pi: uncle ren.. Okay
Cao ren rubs the thorn on his cousins butt cao cao felt hurt and feel better everyone was disgusted about that mark on his butt now its gone everyone went home and vomited. The next day haine and lily was uneasy Zhao yun and gan ning went to the doctor the told them their pregnant.
Gan ning/Zhao yun: WHAT?!
Lu xun: hey you’ve did it not me.(he wished)
Gan ning: it’s got to be a mistake.
Lu xun: no get out!
Zhao yun: Lilly does that make me the father?
Lily : yep.
In wu gan ning and haine made an announcement.
All in wu: WHAT?!
Gan ning: yep were having a baby..
Sun ce: wow path to daddy hood just like me.
Da qiao: but you aren’t even married yet.
Gan ning : oh.. hanie..
Haine: yes?
Gan ning: will you marry me?
Haine: YES!!
Gan ning: that solved it were getting married and having a baby.
Da qiao: okay….
Ling tong: whatever contras..
Sun quan: what’s your problem anyway.
Ling tong: shut up nobunaga freak!
Sun ce: hey don’t talk to my brother like that what’s your problem?
Ling tong: leave me alone..
Sun jian :we have to get ready.
Sun shang xiang: what about mine?
Sun jian: darn I forgot your marring liu bei well do it right now call liu bei! They called liu bei he went to wu and wed shang xiang and they both went to shu.
Sun ce: good bye- bye(started crying).
Sun quan: bye- bye- bye(started crying too).
Sun jian: don’t be babies bye daughter(stared to cry).
The sun family started crying every officers looked at them crying tell the truth Shang xiang can’t come back in wu they didn’t even tell her.
Haung gai: its okay my lord..
Sun jian: thank you haung gai(stopped crying).
Gan ning and haine kei were married in 208 ad summer. Lilly kei and Zhao yun was married in 208 ad spring. Zhang he and rose kei married in 208 ad winter. Zhou tai and tzsune married in 208 ad fall.
Years later the sisters were married then haine gave birth to a daughter named Xiao ning, Lilly gave birth to a son named Zhao tong, rose gave birth to a boy named rayumi who look like a girl and tzsune gave birth to a son named Zhou kei. In wu the kei family went to see sun quan quan’s father was killed, sun ce was killed and Shang xiang still lives with liu bei.
Sun quan: im very lonely its getting boring,
Lu meng: yep to tell you the truth I miss sun ce..
Gan ning: hey quan old man!
Lu meng : huh?! did you said old man? brazen pirate!
Haine: calmed down lu meng.
Gan ning: quan this is my daughter Xiao she’ll be 19 next month.
Xiao ning: h-hello(shy)
Quan saw her beauty and blushed a lot his other 6 wives were annoying and bossy his children was nice so quan talked to her.
Sun quan: hello im sun quan king of wu nice to meet the daughter of the kei family.
Xiao ning: You’re welcome.
As they looked at each other she knows he’s 31
But she is starting to have love for him.
Characters :part 2 (new).  The next day in shu lilly and Zhao yun having nice peaceful lives Shang xiang and liu bei’s relations did not go well she can’t visit her brother.
Sun shang xiang: why can’t I go back I wanted to see deng’s little girl.
Liu bei: shang xiang for the 30th times no !
Shang xiang : GAHHH!
Liu bei: zhuge Liang what can I do with her?
zhuge Liang: let her go..
Liu bei: I cant I-I love her..
Ma chao: shell still fight about seeing her family now that’s justice.
Wei yan: you…. Make… stupid….justice…
Ma chao: shut up Tarzan! You don’t make sense talking and where’s huang zhong?! That slow old man!
Huang zhong: who are you calling old justice never prevail!
Wei yan: me… not…Tarzan…
Huang zhong: second im not old and slow let’s attack friend!
They both attack ma chao and he fell off the building into guan ping’s bed.
Guan ping: hey get off ma chao!
Ma chao: soar-ray.
In wei cao cao died of illness his son cao pi is in charge.
Cao pi: now everyone follow my orders.
Xiahou dun: who wanted to listen to you cow pee!
Cao pi: dun that’s not my name it’s cao pi.
Xiahou Yuan: okay cow pee.
Zhen ji: don’t worry dear im here.
Cao pi: thank you honey(gave her a kiss)
Zhang he: my lord let me introduce my-
Cao pi: she’s beautiful!
Cao pi: what’s your name beautiful?
Rayumi: rayumi sir..
Zhen ji: how dare you honey I thought.
Rose: umm.. cao pi this is our son rayumi..
Cao pi: YOU’RE A BOY???
Rayumi: yep.
Zhen ji : ha that’s what you get your daddy is laughing in heaven.
Cao pi: (vomits)
Xu zhu: now that’s funny good job rayumi.
Rayuimi: thank you xu zhu.
Sima yi: man I wished you tube was invented here.
Xu haung: yeah people is going to watch this.
In wu sun quan was having a party so he invited the shu forces.
 Sun panathenaea(real name) aka pan 210-3000 ad-future family guan ping(husband) prince cloud (second husband) sun deng(father) miako(mother) kairi pan, Xian pan(adopted daughters’) guan fei guan ce(adoptive sons.) raja (birth daughter) guan ping jr(birth son)
Sun quan jr sun ce jr (100x great grandsons) sun Shang xiang (100xgreat granddaughter). Age 14-21000.
Xiao ning 209-285 ad family sun quan(husband),sun deng(stepson) sun he(stepson) sun ba(stepson) sun fei(stepson) sun xiu(stepson)
Sun dahu(daughter) sun xiahou( daughter) sun Liang(stepson) sun pan(granddaughter) sun he(grandson).age19-80
Sun Shang xiang: oh brother I miss you!
Sun quan: yeah -yeah.
Guan ping: father do I have to dress up like this?
Guan yu :yes you do.
Sun pan: hi im sun panathenaea but you can call me pan.
Guan ping: oh hello.
Sun pan: lets dance!
Xiao ning: quan you want to dance?
Sun quan : YES!
Xiao ning: hee-hee.
Every one was dancing except for huang zhong he’s too old to dance. Ping and pan was starting to get along very well so as sun quan and Xiao. Gan ning was thinking so did lu xun everyone was drunk and tired shu went home Shang xiang didn’t want to go home she wanted to stay liu bei body guard picks her up and take her back to shu guan ping and pan have their first kiss.
Guan ping: bye pan(with a sweet smile and winked)
Sun pan: bye( blows a kiss)
Everyone went home except for sun quan and Xiao they were walking in the park they saw fire files and catch some their relationship was going well then quan drop her at her house and gave her a sweet kiss and left Xiao lay next to her sister no ning and told what happened as they went to sleep. The next day gan ning called Xiao she was 19 already.
Xiao ning: father what is it?
Gan ning: I want you to have a joining and a relation with sun quan.
Xiao ning: me and quan? But… I- ill except im not doing this for the clan im doing this cause I love him im a kei and we always keep our word.
Gan ning: good girl..
As Xiao went to the house of sun quan she saw pan teasing sun fei.. Deng and his wife mikao were chatting quan went up to Xiao.
Sun quan: This is your new home Xiao.
Xiao ning: wow its beautiful..
Sun quan: just like you(gave Xiao a kiss on the lips)
Xiao ning: oh quan..(blushed)
As Xiao live her happy life pan went to join shu.
In shu pan arrived Zhao yun was lifting up Zhao guang(second son) lily was fighting swords with Zhao tong. She entered in shu’s main camp she saw ping.
Sun pan: ping!
Guan ping: pan what are you doing here?
Sun pan: joining you guys and I wanted to be with you ping.
Guan ping: me too pan..(kissing her)
All in shu knows guan ping loves pan in wu they don’t know everyone in shu laughing even drunk zhang fei was too, Shang xiang laugh a little and didn’t tell quan or in wu, guan yu raised his eyebrow up at them.
Both: what?
Lilly: hi pan hi ping!
Zhao yun: so he’s your love?
Both: what do you think?
Zhao yun : I was just asking.
Zhao tong: mother get Zhao guang.
Zhao guang: dada (baby)
Lilly: aw come here little dragon..
Zhao tong :I miss that name..
Zhao yun: hush your name baby panda dragon.
Zhao tong : It’s stupid..
Zhao yun: GET USED TO IT!!!
Zhao guang: (laughing baby).
In wei the guys are picking dandelions.
Cao pi: why did I do this im allergic to these things(sneeze).
Rayumi: my lord please get use it.
Zhang he: right son we keis has nothing to fear lets pick these flowers beautifully.
Rayumi: yep that’s dad right mom?
Rose: yep..
Xiahou Yuan: he keeps getting weirder and weirder every day.
Rayumi: that’s my dad you’re talking two!
Xiahou Yuan: hit me if you dare!
Rayumi punched Yuan then Yuan shot arrows he did a dance to dodge the arrows then he throw his sword threw his leg.
Xiahou yuan: ahhhh! My leg brother Dunn!
Xiahou dun: you stated it but I’ll take you to a doctor..
Xiahou Yuan: you brat I’ll get you!
Rose/sai: nice son.
Rayumi: thank you mother..
As Yuan had surgery rayumi was named little general. in wu quan was making a plan to have Shang xiang back.
Sun quan: now how we get Shang xiang back?
Gan ning: how about we used wei’s winking Santa?
Lu meng: you watch too much Hannah Montana..
Gan ning: hey It’s a good show me and my wife like it your too old!
Lu meng: what did you say?!
Sun quan: uhh guys Hannah Montana is not here in this past she lives in the future…
Gan ning: whatever..
Lu xun: umm ladies and man can I have your attention please you @## have a complain about somebody get a life ling tong you’ve been messed up ever since hanie married to gan ning and you still look the same!
Sun quan: lu xun..
Lu xun: oh umm sorry(embarrassed).
Haine: hoi! You
Gan ning: hi babe!
Haine: (stares at ling tong)
Lu meng: say it tong you’ve been friends haven’t you?
Ling tong: haine I-m sorry what I said I got jealous! so will you forgive me honey wolf?
Haine: okay ling -ling!
Gan ning: nicknames?
Zhou tai: yes.
Tszune: they were good all those years gan ning did you know ling tong has been keeping haine away from you?
Gan ning: huh? What do you- ohh.
Zhou tai: ling tong is in love with haine.
Zhou kei: is he wow I didn’t know.
Sun quan: forget it well make up a lie!
In shu pan and ping were married they adopted 2 daughters and 2 sons they were kind and gentle to each other they live in the mountains were its peaceful.
Sun pan : kids dinner!
Xian pan: you can’t beat me!
Kari pan: ill will nah!
Guan ce: wow you are so childish Kari!
Kari pan: guan ce!
Guan fei : hey be nice!
Guan ping: man you guys (started to chuckled)
They family ate and the children went to school.
Guan fei: see ya pops!
Xian pan: bye mom!
As the kids went to school liu bei was tried of Shang xiang asking to go home.
Sun Shang xiang: please honey.
Liu bei: ugh NOO!
Shang xiang: why are you so stubborn?!
Liu Chan: mother(liu bei and Shang xiang’s son)
Shang xiang: s-son..
She grabbed her son and didn’t say nothing to liu bei as she went to her room she has a note that her mother is getting chicken pocks and dying and wished to see her grand son liu Chan so Shang xiang pack her stuff and liu Chan too they were on the road back to wu until.
Liu bei :WHAT !! Shang xiang grabbed liu Chan and went home?! get the generals!! and get liu Chan and kill Shang xiang!! As Shang xiang with liu Chan rushed Zhao yun and zhang fei went to Shang xiang and cut her.
Shang xiang : OWW!
Liu Chan : mother!!
Shang xiang: yun! fei! Im going back my mother is sick!!
Zhang fei: your husband want his son back as for you he want you DEAD!!
Shang xiang: what?!
Liu Chan:….father ..why(started crying.)
They both ran yun shoot an arrow at her they caught her by the heart she fell and liu Chan was on the horse.
Liu Chan : MOTHER!!!!!!!
they grabbed liu Chan and went back to shu.
Shang Xiang was back in wu at the hospital and was saved by miako(deng’s wife)
Sun Shang xiang: miako?
Mikako: hello Shang xiang..
Shang xiang: where’s liu Chan?
Mikako: he went back to liu bei…
Shang xiang: my sweet liu Chan..(stared to cry)
Miako: its okay I understand..
Back in shu liu Chan was in the dungeon as punishment liu bei is chopping up some garlic and crying of the loss of his wife guan ping and pan were with zhao yun to stay ping and pan were alone.
Guan ping: pan..
Sun pan: yes?
Guan ping: your so beautiful..
Sun pan: you’re handsome did you know?
Guan ping tried to take her clothes but she’s younger than him.
Sun pan: ping. No. I- I can’t im younger than you I wish..
Guan ping: pan it don’t matter I still love you..
Sun pan: oh ping….
As ping and pan were in the bed they had romantic love for each other then 2 years the kei family discover that there was a shark in the house the second son kai ning was so scared he wet himself .
Kai ning: wa-wa It’s huge!!
The shark started to attack kai then he kept running toward gan ning and haine.
Haine; AHH!
Gan ning: WOAH!!
Kai ning: HELP!! AHHH!!
The whole family started running away from the shark. Then they ran to wu when they saw the shark everyone started running.
Ling tong: holy@@# It’s just like jaws!
Lu meng: yaw think keep running!
Lu xun: AHH! It bit me in the@#.
Every one kept running until the shark was dead the wu can’t run no more they were tried even quan was for carrying pregnant Xiao.
Xiao ning :you’re okay quan?
Sun quan: most important are you okay?
Xiao ning: QUAN MY WATERS BROKEN THE BABY IS COMIN!!
Then the shark came everyone ran Xiao fell the shark was about to get her Shang xiang shot an arrow at it went after her then he fell of the cliff and died every one was tried quan had the strength to take Xiao to the hospital.
Xiao ning: OW! It hurts…
Sun quan :Xiao don’t worry we’ll get the baby out..
Lu xun: PUSH!
Xiao ning: AHHHHHHHHH!
As the pain and Suffern ended Xiao gave birth to twins daughter name dahu and xiahou.
Sun quan: aint’s she’s beautiful..
Xiao ning: yes she is..
Back in wei cao pi’s wife was committed suicide
Cao pi was mad so he killed her now he had a new wife rose was pregnant she then had a daughter name mayo then cao pi’ flirted with mayo.
Mayo: leave me alone!!
Cap pi: why?
Mayo: cause your married I don’t want to get in trouble.
Rayumi: she’s right ya know.
Cao pi: grrr..
Rose: I missed the xiahou brothers..
Cao pi: they deserved it calling me cow pee!
Zhang he: hee im almost retried and my position goes to my son.
Rayumi: right father.
Cao pi: can I still get mayo?
All: NO!
Cao pi: grr I’ll get you then by force.
In shu pan was pregnant by guan ping she’s worried that her grandpa (sun quan) might find out ping tried to calm her down.
Guan ping: im sorry please calm down pan our children are asleep.
Sun pan: I-I can’t grandpa will kill me! (stared crying)
Guan ping: don’t cry hey were going to fan castle maybe it will cheer you up to pick flowers okay?
Sun pan: okay ping I’ll trust you.
As ping told his father guan yu their going to fan castle they went their pan picked flowers to calm her down ping was staring at her then the wu forces came to kill guan yu.
Guan yu: FOOLS!! None of you can’t beat me! Ping take pan and get back to shu I know their after pan!
Guan ping: right father!
Wu solder: stop you won’t escape!
As ping grabbed pan arrows were shot only at guan ping but they all missed.
Lu xun: we must get pan and kill guan yu!
Sun pan: ping why their shooting at us!?
Guan ping: pan their trying to get you back if your grandpa finds out you’re having my kids I’ll will get death..
Sun pan: okay I’ll go..
As pan runs back to shu ping fought the wu solders as guan yu was surrounded he was captured as pan stop and think she grab her sword and went back to guan ping.
Guan ping: shoot!
Lu meng: now get him!
The guards jump on him and ping was weak until pan threw a rock at lu xun’s head.
Guan ping: PAN I TOLD YOU TO RUN!!
Sun pan: no ping! I-I wont run they can capture me for all I care I wont leave you!
Guan ping: pan…
Lu meng knocked pan unconscious and they went to quan’s tent.
Guan ping: pan im sorry I shouldn’t go to fan castle it’s all my fault..
Sun pan: ping it’s okay..
They went inside the tent quan ran up to pan..
Sun quan: pan your bac- huh?
Sun pan: umm..
Sun quan : your stomach wait what you’re Pregnant??!
Guan ping: ugh..
Sun quan: who did this to you? your only 14!
Guan ping was sweating he didn’t say it because he might get death.
Lu meng: well I know it’s guan ping my lord I’ve been watching his movements from the beginning.
Sun quan: WHAT YOU NASTY TEENAGER!!
Guan ping: I know it’s wrong but I’ve love her with all my heart.
Sun quan step to guan ping and strike a sword threw his heart.
Guan ping: gahh!
Sun pan: PING!!
Guan yu: you monster!
Sun quan :im a monster now you’re son has seduce my youngest granddaughter.
Then sun quan chop off guan yu’s head it rolled on the floor pan walked to the dying guan ping she sat him on her lap saying his last words.
Sun pan: oh.. ping -w-why?
Guan ping: pan.. I-I.. love. You.. And.. Our.. Children.. I.. want.. To.. Protect.. Them..
Sun pan: don’t leave me ping.(started to cry)
Guan ping: shh.. Don’t cry pan. I’ll.. Be in you.. And … my children’s heart..
Quan saw them as ping took his last breath the two kissed one more time ping smiled then he died into pan’s arms.
Sun pan: PING!!! WAHH!(crying)
Sun quan now understand how pan feels but she has pings children in her so quan was thinking to give them away or kill the babies.
In wu quan threw pan in the dungeon for a lot of things as they celebrate guan yu’s death until lu meng feels funny..
Lu meng: ugg…
Gan ning: what’s wrong old man?
Lu meng: s-stop gan ning..
Ling tong: l-lu meng?(scared)
Lu xun: teacher?
Lu meng was possessed by guan yu wanting his revenge he grabbed his spear and attacked sun quan.
Lu/ yu: rahh!
Sun quan: whoa! lu meng!
Ling tong: we need an exorcist.
Lu xun: ill do it I’ve been studying.
Gan ning: that’s why you can’t get a girl.
Lu xun: shut up!
As lu xun grabbed holy water and his sword(just in case it didn’t work)
Lu xun: the power of Christ compels you the power of Christ compels you!
Lu/yu: gahh stop it brat it hurts!
Every thing was spinning even the guards were spinning the food was some reason quan was held on Zhou tai’s head.
Ling tong: wow it’s getting crazy.
Gan ning: tell me about it..
As the possessed lu meng was free guan yu went back to heaven and lu meng was dead cause he fended off guan yu.
Gan ning: old man!
Haine: oh no.. meng..
Tszune: rest in peace sensei..
As quan gave a toast to lu meng things were getting boring and less funny with out lu meng.
In shu solders report of guan yu’s death liu bei was so mad he want to kill ma chao.
Zhange fei: NOO! big brother!
Xing cai : ping.. Wait did pan got killed?
Shu solder: no she was captured but still alive but I feared she’s in danger.
Liu bei: we’ll destroy wu and get pan back she’s our family.
Lilly: no my lord don’t attack wu please!!
Zhao yun: lily’s right it’s not the time to attack wu!
Liu bei ignore the two even zhuge Liang told him not to attack wu but he was ignored too.
Liu bei: SHUT UP! I’LL DESTROY WU I DONâ€T CARE ABOUT WEI I WANTED REVENGE ON MY BROTHER WU MUST PAY!!!
In wu a solider told them it we’ll be battle with shu and wu Xiao was worried about quan’s behavior then 3 weeks zhange fei died liu bei was getting more angrier than before then pan was giving birth to guan ping’s children.
Sun pan: AHH!!
Xiao ning: push it out pan!
Shang xiang : come on push!
Sun pan: AHHH!(screams really loud)
Baby:(crying)
Shang xiang: it’s a boy pan..
Sun pan: a boy-ahhh!
Xiao ning: she’s having another one push pan!
Sun pan: ahhh!
Baby2: wahh.
Shang xiang: your lucky it’s a girl.
Sun pan: let me see them.
Sun quan heard pan giving birth he grabbed his sword and went to the birth room.
Sun pan: the boy looks just like ping ..
Shang xiang : the girl looks like you except for the blue eyes.
Sun deng: my grandchildren.
Miako: aww.
Shang xiang : brother!
Sun quan: move!
Sun pan: hi little guys.
Sun quan: give me the kids pan.
Sun pan: no grandpa I want to keep them.
As quan grabbed the two blooded babies away from pan .
Sun pan; NOO! Grandpa I want them.
Sun quan: it’s that boy’s child and ill send them to their father in heaven!
Sun pan: noo! Grandpa!
As sun quan slapped pan he went to kill the two babies Xiao ning stop them from killing them.
Xiao ning: stop! Quan.
Sun quan: stay out of this Xiao im sending them where they belong in heaven.
Xiao ning: what kind of emperor will kill their grandchildren?
Sun quan: this is for the sake-
Xiao ning: sake of what will pan say she was happy when they came what will your brother or father will say huh?!
Sun quan: Xiao-
Xiao ning: hush! Some day if you kill them pan will kill you if you don’t spare them and if you kill them me and you are threw! So think about it you want to be an nice king? Don’t you quan.
Sun quan: what am I doing your right Xiao im sorry im sorry guan ping im sorry grand children and im sorry pan..
Xiao ning: now give them back to pan and say sorry for what you have done.
As quan walked back he saw pan crying and killing her self Shang xiang tried to stop her.
Shang xiang: stop! Pan!
Sun pan: my babies are in heaven let me do it!
Shang xiang: quan! Xiao! Help!
Sun pan: leave me be grandpa you killed my children and my husband!
Sun quan: here pan..
Sun pan: my babies why.. Grandpa?
Sun quan: cause I know how you and ping feel it’s reminded me of me and Xiao so here.
Sun pan: thank you grandpa!
Sun quan: will you forgive me?
Sun pan: yes but my other children..
Sun quan: WHAT?! HOW MANY YOU GOT?
Sun pan: their adopted grandpa.
Sun quan: oh we’ll get them so they can live with us.
Sun pan: thank you grandpa and grandma.
As pan and quan’s relation got well quan went to guan ping’s grave and said sorry as pan played with her children and adopted children.
In wei rumors about wu clashing with shu got rose shocked.
Rose: zhang he I’ve heard-
Zhang he: rose ive heard.
Rayumi: father mother maybe we should help wu.
Rose: but son your aunt lily is in shu oh.. I don’t know what to do?
Sima yi: how about you go to wu and help tszune and haine then lily probably won’t go to battle.
Rose: what about her husband what if he enters the battle field?
Sima yi: never mind.
Cao pi: lily with my permission I want you to go to wu and help your sisters.
Rose: even zhang he?
Cao pi: yes.
Rose: thank you my dear lord now son watch mayo and tell her mommy will be back and daddy.
Rayumi: okay.
As zhang he and rose went to wu .in wu gan ning was sick the doctor said he must avoid the battle of yi ling(that’s were shu and wu are fighting).
Haine: please honey noo.
Gan ning: haine you know I hate all this waiting im just itching for a fight!
Ling tong: geeze just listen to her!
Lu xun: if only lu meng was here.
Gan ning: (cough up blood)
Haine: ning!!
Haine: please ning just don’t go im pregnant have you worried me too much?
Gan ning: haine you know I wont die trust me please haine let me fight one more time then I’ll stay home.
Haine: o-okay ning please be careful watch gan ning ling tong.
Ling tong: okay haine.
As haine left the shu army has stopped at yi ling they ready their weapons so did wu then gan ning went up and talk to ling tong.
Gan ning: ling tong thanks for coming.
Ling tong : yeah-yeah..
Gan ning: ling tong..
Ling tong: what is it?
Gan ning: I want you to have haine.
Ling tong: what you’re breaking up with her?!
Gan ning: no if I die in this battle take care of her just as I did promise you’ll do it?
Ling tong: but..
Gan ning: I know you love her ..
Ling tong: yes I do.
Gan ning: promise?
Ling tong: promise..
As the battle started haine was with tszune Zhou tai was killing his enemy’s with his samurai sword gan ning and ling tong was fighting together as the battle getting difficult gan ning faced the barbarian sha moke.
Shamoke: a pirate huh ill kill you!
Gan ning: no you wont!
As the fight got rough gan ning’s illness was getting worse he only saw blurred sha moke put scratches on his arms and face punching him haine was worried ling tong ran as fast as he can to gan ning.
Haine: lu xun start the attack now gan ning is in danger!
Lu xun: hold on just a bit more.
As gan ning head was bleeding cause shamoke uses his weapon and made a mark and the bleeding won’t stop.
Gan ning: OW! AGGGH!
Shamoke: aw what’s wrong you little pirate too weak you can’t even protect your family?
Gan ning: grr I promised my haine I stay alive now I WILL KILL YOU!
As gan ning used all, of his strength shamoke was hurt badly than gan ning then the fire attack stated.
Lu xun: now fire!
As the fire spread toward the enemy haine was glad shamoke was burned and gan ning went back to haine as shamoke last skill ha grabbed an arrow and shot it and it went threw gan ning’s head gan ning fell he tried to escape then a surprise attack came from Zhou tai shamoke was killed. As gan ning fell off his horse and sat to a tree and waited for his death. As the battle continued shang xiang defeated liu bei and withdraw.
Shang xiang: goodbye my love..
Then back at the supplies a solder report about gan ning.
Haine: WHAT!!
Haine raned to gan ning ling tong came at the tree gan ning thinks about his family and his love.
Haine: GAN NING!!
Ling tong: I told you to hold back!
Gan ning: haine… im.. Sorry I.. broke our promise…
Haine: no I’ll help you now.
Gan ning: it’s no use… the hospital is far maybe I should just…
Ling tong: no gan ning don’t die!!
Hanie: oh husband (stated crying)
Gan ning: haine don’t cry.
Hanie went to the bloody gan ning she lean on him and gave him a last kiss gan ning reached his hand and felt her stomach he can feel a kick.
Gan ning: im sorry children I.. wont make..(cough up blood)
Ling tong: noo not yet( started to cry)
Haine: no honey..
Gan ning: good bye.. My.. Love.. Children.. And ling tong… our promise.. Take care or her……….
Ling tong: gan ning!!
Gan ning:……………………..
Haine: GAN NING!!!!!!!(crying really loud)
Ling tong: NOOOOOOOOO!!!(crying too)
Haine grabbed gan ning she has blood all over her weeping it stared to rain haine went home she told her children that gan ning is gone they all wept even the rest of the family lily was weeping so did Zhao yun it was all their fault ling tong looked at haine
He felt sad and took her home. In shu liu bei died of illness liu Chan was now king of shu back in wu shang xiang heard she went to the forest jumped in the river and died sun quan was sad Xiao cheered him up.
Sun quan: Xiao.. She’s my only sister.
Xiao ning: ive lost father so..(crying)
Sun quan: Xiao don’t cry will visit his grave togther..
Xiao o-okay..
At the kei home they left gan ning’s funeral haine went to her room and cried on her bed with her black short dress.
Haine: ning…(crying).
Kai ning: mom can I-
Haine: NOO! GET OUT!! KAI!
Kai ning: brother mom’s scary…
Wan ning: tell me about it..
No ning: she wont even come out of her room since dad died..
Lady ning: I miss Xiao..
Wan ning: I know hey uncle tai!
Zhou tai: hello wan.
Kai ning: you’ve been quiet..
Zhou tai: what do you mean?
Ning’s children: AUNT TSZUNE!!!
Zhou tai: n-no not tszune.
Tszune: what is it
No ning: uncle tai is hiding something again.
Tszune: tai what is it?
Zhou tai has a weakness he’s afraid when tszune gets mad or raised her eyebrow up.
Zhou tai: I KILLED GAN NINGâ€S MUDERER!
Tszune: what?
Zhou tai: im sorry.
Tszune: well I forgive you when haine gets better tell her the truth.
Kai ning: if she gets better.
Tszune: kai!
No ning: he’s right aunt mom will never get better.
Tszune: oh..
In shu Zhao yun and lily went with zhuge Liang to stop the Nan man people for invading the south it was Zhao tong and Zhao guang’s first battle..
Zhao guang: what is this humidity father how could people even live here?!
Zhao yun: the Nan man are strong because of their knowledge of terrain our lord Liang advise us to attack their sprits.
Zhao tong: their sprits still in this hot weather it will be hard to fight.
Zhao guang: that’s it ill meet George of the jungle before noon grrr..
As they went the nan man attack the shu forces before them Zhao yun grabs his spear and kill the nan man troops lily faced nan man women force with yue ying Zhao tong was by his dad’s side Zhao guang was with jiang wei(new officer) until a beat came.
Lilly: that sound..( boom-boom- boom- boom a boom- boom)
Jiang wei: oh no I know it..(boom-boom-boom-booma-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-booma-boom-boom)
George -George- George of the jungle strong as he can be.
George: AHHH!
Zhao guang: oh my freaking god it’s George!
Zhao tong: you’ve seen his movies too much now look at you..
Watch out for the tree George- George- George of the jungle strong as you can see.
Ahh! watch out for that tree.
Meng huo: oh look It’s our neighbor..
George(all of his songs I don’t know)grabbed yue ying and lily and swing from the tree.
Both girls: HELP!!
Zhao yun: oh @# no now George go our wives..
Zhuge Liang: wei yan..
Wei yan me.. kill.. George.
As wei yan swing like Tarzan and he grabbed his club and bash George in the head as the two girls fall they went to the elephant’s den wei yan made a mistake George was still swinging then he thrower his old under wear at jiang wei.
Jiang wei: oh god oh.(vomiting in the ground).
zhuge was sick of George so they shot arrows at him then-
All in shu: watch out for the-
BAM!! Hit 5 trees
All in shu: tree..
Then Zhao guang shot George then he fell so reason he lives then yue ying ‘s elephant tramped him stomp him and killed him.
Lilly: ouch that’s got to hurt.
Yue ying: yep maybe they hated his yell so much..
Zhao yun: hi honey!
Lilly: hi!!
As the fight continues meng huo wife was beating by Zhao guang Zhao tong didn’t beat her he did but he lost.
Zhao guang: ha-ha big brother lost to a girl he-he
Zhao tong: man you little brat.
Zhao guang: im 18.
Zhao guang: yeah im 22.
Zhao yun: boys stop the fighting and bring the girl to the camp so meng huo can surrender.
Both: right father!
The seventh battle it was almost night and half of the fighters were tired even wei yan can’t take much.
Wei yan: me.. Wont.. move..
Meng huo: man I give ill serve you.
All in shu; finally for the love of shu thank god and liu bei!
As meng huo serves shu. in wu haine was still sad until ling tong paid her a visit last night.
Ling tong: hi haine I bought your favorite wine!
Haine: thank you.
Haine came out with her short skirt and a shirt that shows the front to the belly( second no bra) ling tong had a nosebleed seeing haine so she sat down ling tong stares at her and he tried to talk.
Ling tong: s-so haine how was your day?
Kai ning: she stayed in the house drinking wine all day ling tong..
Haine: kai room now!
As kai went to his room ling tong still remembers gan ning’s promise.
Haine: what’s wrong ling tong?
Ling tong: think about what my friend said.
Haine: oh.. (sad again)
Ling tong: haine stop being gloomy it don’t make you look cute!!
Haine: huh? What did you say??
Ling tong: stop being sad it don’t make you look cute.
Haine: why?
Ling tong: cause your beautiful ,talented, kind, sweet and sexy too.
Haine blushed as ling tong crawled up to her then has noting to say ling tong gave haine a kiss as he fell haine kissed him back she took off his shirt he kissed her neck he took of her shirt with her chest in his face it’s bigger than a watermelons as they continued to have love haine stopped an pushed ling tong with a red face.
Ling tong: haine?
Haine: im sorry I just..
As haine ran to her room she was thinking her own best friend kissed her she laid down on the bed as she turned ling tong came she blushed again ling tong sat next to her.
Ling tong: haine I know you wont say nothing to me but listen gan ning told me to take care of you he said treat her just like he did to you.
Haine: gan ning really?
Ling tong: that’s what he said.
Haine smiled at ling tong and lean for ward and kiss him and continued their love.
Prt 3
Memories from the past:
Lilly x yun married Ping x pan married
Zhao guang as baby
Gan ning ling tong lu xun and lu meng dancing caramelldasen.
Pan age 4
Baby kai ning
 Young sun dahu Shy sun xiahou.

The dynasty warriors holiday party! yay!
(note this is in part 1)
In wu sun ce was soo bored he wanted to invite shu and wei for a party Shang xiang agreed so they wrote the invitations’ quan did all the licking now his tongue hurts after the in vies are done the messengers delivered it to shu and wei.
Sun ce: all right were having a party so everyone here’s a list for the party.
All in wu:@!@@!
Gan ning: that’s a very long list!
Haine: can we do it?
Sun quan: brother can we make it?
Sun ce: yes now do it or I’ll spit in your mouths!
All in wu: ewww.
Sun Shang xiang: why would you do that?
Sun jian: he’s been watching too many family guy now go he’s really going to do it!
Gan ning and ling tong was searching for a disco ball.
Ling tong: gan ning how about this ?
It was a star disco ball.
Gan ning: yeah let’s get it.
Sun ce and Zhou yu was doing food.
Sun ce: we’ll take chips, rice balls, wine, juice,(if kids or not drink alcohol was going) chicken boar and candy.
Zhou u: sun ce you’ve forgotten the fish.
Sun ce: oh yeah thanks Zhou yu.
Haine, tszune and Shang xiang are looking for music.
Haine: ooh what about the hamster dance?
Shang xiang: yeah quan and ce love it!
Tszune: what about the caramelldasen?
Shang xiang: HECK YEAH!
Haine: what about ll cool j(don’t know who it is)
Both: NO!
Shang xiang what about heaven?
Both: YES!!
Sun quan was with Zhou tai to pick up everyone they were tried.
The party is here : who came:
Shu: liu bei, zhuge Liang, yue ying, lily, Zhao yun, wei yan , huang zhong, ma chao ,zhange fei, guan yu xing cai, guan ping, jiang wei, and pan.( I was bored so I put her in).
Wei: cao cao, cao pi, cao ren, zhen ji ,xu zhu, xu haung, zhange he, rose, zhange liao, dian wei xiahou dun and xiahou Yuan.
Sun quan: welcome to wu’s party!
Xiahou dun: whatever.
Everyone charged at quan he was hurt.
Sun pan: you okay grandpa?
Sun quan: yeah now help.
Every one was chatting and dancing gan ning looked at haine dancing he stared at her for 2 minutes then lu meng slapped him in the head.
Lu meng: stop looking at her she’s only 19!!
Gan ning: hey im 23 so .
Lu meng: well your too old for her!
Gan ning: old im young you’re old old man.
Lu meng: you brazen pirate!
Lu meng punched him and he slid to haine.
Gan ning: hi haine enjoying yourself.
Then the hamster dance has started.
“ timrimigatirititou tigeareritou tebaruparirupei tiropirouy tediridoudurouâ€
Sun ce: oh my god this song quan?
Sun quan: yeah it’s the…
Song: ye- haw here we goâ€
Timrimimigatirititou tigeareritou tebarauparirupei
Tiropirouy tediridoudurou.
Both: HAMTSER DANCE!!!
They two sun boys pushed everyone and went up the stage doing the hamster dance.
Song/quan/ce: come on every body move your feet clap your hands come on every body it’s the hamster dance! YEEHAW!
As the song continued they people are looking at quan and ce doing the hamster dance with the wtf face on da qiao was cheering sun ce- sun ce !pan was cheering grandpa -grandpa! Then the song ended the boys did a creepiest laugh than chucky then their father stared at them and chased them with a mad look on his face and swung his sword then the song changed to Barbie girl.
Every one: what the?
Zhange he: this my song move!
Rose: honey- honey!
As zhange he danced cao cao was embarrassed the could kill his son and himself then the song was getting on cao pi’s nerve his mother kept singing that song since he was 6
Songâ€/zhange he: im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world life in plastic It’s fantastic you can brush my hair undress me everywhere imagination life is your creation. come on Barbie let‘s go party!â€
Cao pi: GAHHH! STOP PLAYING THAT!!
Then he kept sing then the song stopped cao pi was relived his wife was worried what’s wrong with him
Then ling tong saw zhange fei sleeping so he put warm water then zhange fei wet himself(note ling tong loves pranks) then liu bei was cleaning his face cause some one pushed him in the cake ling tong switched his wash towel to a dye wash cloth ling tong went to guan yu he was on the toilet sleeping ling tong put on his face say’s I rock quan’s sister and sun family sucked ling tong was laughing as he went back to haine and he enjoyed to see the brothers.
Zhange fei: uhh maybe I drank too much huh? My pant’s oh man.
Xing cai: DADDY your too old to wet yourself!
Guan ping: g- hee-hee-
Zhang fei: what’s funny ping! ghh.
As zhange fei went to the bathroom he saw liu bei cleaning his face as zhange fei opened the door he incidentally vomit on guan yu.
Guan yu: what the.. fei you nasty!
Zhange fei: sorry bro- (laughing)
Guan u: what?
Zhange fei: nothing..(laughing)
Guan yu: you owe me some nice clean clothes!
Liu bei; well I can go and talk-OH MY GOD!!
Both: brother your face!
Liu bei: what about yours guan yu!?
Brothers‘: WHO DID THIS TO US??!!
Sun ce: huh what’s wrong!
Sun quan: brother father is- WOAH!
Sun jian: get back- man what happened to you.
Sun ce: guan u! you bang shang xiang oh ill kill you!
Sun quan: let me join you.
Sun jian: sun family sucks huh we’ll show you who sucks!
As the tree attacked the brothers ling tong fell out laughing haine knows he pulled a prank then the next song was caramelldasen.
Gan ning: come lu xun old man this our song!
Lu xun : come teacher!
Lu meng: I hate this dance..
As they went on the stage gan ning took of his shirt and threw it to haine.
Haine: ning(blushed).
She saw his 8 packs ling tong was mad so he asked can he join them lu meng said smile and feel pain as the 2 lyrics was done they put their arms in the air open close their hand and swing their hips left to right over again.
Lu meng: okay im too old for this.
Ling tong: you’re right my hips..
Lu xun: whoo-hoo! Im parting with the big boys!
Gan ning: watch me haine..
Haine: okay( hearts in her eyes)
Ling tong: oh @! No..
As the beat got faster they swing their hips even faster lu meng was getting heart burn then the last one they stop and bow everyone clapped lu meng was soo tired he asked gan ning to lay him on the couch.
Lu meng: thank you man I hate that dance..
Gan ning: yep old man.
Lu meng: you’re lucky I wont pound now im tried let me sleep okay..
As lu meng falls asleep it was break dancing in china ad days.
First: sun ce vs. cao pi
Cao pi: you won’t beat me!
Cao pi did the Ricky bobby did a spilt and spun around on his butt and jumped and smash xu haung and said now what little conquer?
Then sun ce did the single ladies smack cao pi spilt and slide and kick him in the middle and said you got served! Wei;0 shu:0 wu: 1
Second battle: xing cai vs. sun pan.
Xing cai: I never liked you ever since you came!
Sun pan: me ether ping is mine!
Guan ping: why me?
Xing cai did the James brown and move back to ping ping backed up and she slapped pan.
Sun pan: you hit like ling tong!
Ling tong: hey!
Pan did the super freak+ mc hammer can’t touch this then she kicked xing cai and landed on lu meng.
Sun pan: served ping is mine!
Lu meng: who-what?!
Xing cai: I lost to a brat!
Sun pan: point for shu.
Wei:0 shu:1 wu:1
Third battle: xu zu vs. lu xun.
Lu xun: why fatty? Oh well.
Lu xun did back flips mc hammer and spin around on his back.
Lu xun; now what fatty?
Xu zu: here’s this.
Xu zu did the pop -lock -in -drop it all in wei were disgusted cao pi vomited.
Lu xun: oh god I give!!
Wei:1 shu:1 wu:1
As the dance battle continues it was two more challengers scores: wu:23wei:21shu:23 so wu and shu are tied
Gan ning: ling tong you and me are up!
Ling tong: no way!
Hanie: ling tong were losing please!
Ling tong: okay.
The ones was liu bei, guan yu, zhange fei, sun ce, sun quan and sun Shang xiang
Sun ce: what’s that smell?
Guan yu: grr…
Sun shang xiang: your face liu bei…
Liu bei: ummm
Sun quan: why did you wet your self zhange fei?
Zhange fei: shut up and dance!
The tree brother did the cha-cha-slide.
Sun ce: what the?
Brothers: served!
Sun ce: let’s family!
The three are doing the cupid shuffle.
Trio: now what@@##!
Then sun jian said we have both winners wu and shu.
Zhange Liao: that’s wrong.
Xu huang: yeah
Sun jian: get use to it!
As they party continues the girls were up to do the final party dance.
Song: heaven.
Shang xiang: baby your all that want.
Haine: when you lie here in my arms.
Lilly: im finding hard to believe.
Rose: were in heaven.
All of their husbands drop their mouths.
Tszune: oh thinking about our younger years.
Yue ying: there was only you and me were running wild and free.
Haine: now nothing going to take you away from me.
Sun pan : cause but is over now and you keep coming back for more.
Lilly: baby your all that I want .
Shang xiang: when your lying here in my arms.
Rose: im finding it hard to believe.
Tszune: where in heaven.
Sun pan: we’ve been though I there before all from the good times and the bad.
Yue ying: ill be standing here by you.
Tszune: you.
Sun pan: you
Rose: you.
Haine: love is all that I need when your lying here in my arms.
Yue ying: im finding hard to believe.
Sun pan: were in hea-ven oh yea-h
All girls: were in heaven..
Zhao yun: that’s my girl!
Zhuge Liang: impressive yue ying.
Guan ping: good job baby!
Gan ning: now that’s hot!
Zhou tai: YAY!
Zhange he: beautiful just beautiful!
As they capped everyone went home liu bei and his brothers went home clean themselves and ling tong said sorry for what he did.
Liu bei: how you get this off of my face?
Ling tong: it takes about 12 weeks or months.
Liu bei: what?
Zhange fei: now we got a blue face warrior.
As they went home liu bei wore a mask and gave Shang xiang a kiss guan ping did the same thing to pan the party ended and sun ce went to bed as everyone else clean up.
Shu’s thanksgiving party
In shu liu bei want to have a thanks giving party zhange fei said it’s a great idea so they told wu and wei their a party at shu bring food.
Liu bei: this party will be great Shang xiang is coming.
Guan yu: you like her bei?
Liu bei: no I just wanted to see her!
Zhange fei(cough) like her..
As everyone set decorations zhange fei was the only one that’s drunk so everyone was tired and they went to sleep the next day it’s thanksgiving!
Zhao yun: happy thanksgiving liu bei!
Liu bei: oh Zhao yun thank you.
Zhange fei: (drunk singing) we wish you a happy beer we wish you a happy beer we wish you a beer and kiss me Xing cai!
Xing cai: EWW!
Xing cai slaps her dad his head was in the bathroom ma chao was sleeping on the toilet.
Ma chao: whoa get out you drunken fool!
Zhange fei: im stuck now im free!
Jiang wei: wow that’s just..
Ma chao: you didn’t see@#@!
As ma chao walked away every one shaved and got ready liu bei was looking good(his blue face came off).
Liu bei: now Lilly meet our guest.
Lilly: okay liu bei.
Liu bei: Zhao yun get everyone’s thing and steal their money.
Zho yun: what? liu bei!
Liu bei: it’s for the people they keep begging me for money let me know if their’s jewels in their coats.
Zhao yun: okay….
Shang xiang: oh boo-boo!
Guan yu: boo-boo?(started to laugh)
Liu bei: don’t ask.
Zhange fei:(cough) like her.
Liu bei took Shang xiang ce and quan watch them since they were bored.
Gan ning: do I have to wear a shirt it itches…
Haine: well ning you will have the ladies come to you next thing you know you’ll do something nasty to them!
Ling tong:(laughs)
Gan ning: that’s not funny tong it really itches haine can I un button my shirt?
Haine: NO!
Gan ning: man…
Then xing cai put her favorite song don’t cha.
Xing cai: don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
Zhange fei:(drunk) don’t you wish your boyfriend was a drunk freak like me don’t cha?
Everyone had a weird look on their faces xing cai throw her dad to the punch bowl and got stuck.
Zhange fei: xing cai why you do that im your daddy!!
Sun ce: wow now that’s funny.
Cao pi: umm guan..
Guan yu: what?
Cao pi: have you seen little man with make up on? He’s my uncle.
Haung gai: oh my GOD!!
Cao pi: excuse me..
Cao ren: now jiang wei perpare to die!
Jiang wei: NOOO! HELP ME TEACHER!
Zhuge Liang: uhh.. No
Jiang wei: HELP!!
Cao ren throws jiang wei into a trap with fire, snakes, piranhas sharks arrows and needles.
Jiang wei: AHHH!!!
All: dang, ouch ,ohh, eww, HOLY @#!
Jiang wei: ah - ow - ow - ow-..
Yue ying: you okay?
Jiang wei: teacher why didn’t you save me?
Zhuge liang: sorry but I wanted someone to test our new trap lily made so you feel and it work.
Jiang wei: why me(stated crying)! Can’t Zhao yun do it?
Yue ying : no that’s lilly’s husband you dumb@#.
Jiang wei went to his room to rest and it was party games.
Sun quan: come on ce dad!
Sun jian: im too old for this!
Sun ce: yay fun!
Da qiao: oh ce..
Xiao qiao: come on Zhou pu!
Zhou yu: hee-hee …(hated that name)
Liu bei: now what shall we play?
Taishi chi: what kind of party is this?!
Zhange he: yes asking us what game shall we play honestly..
Rose: lily?
Hanie: tszune?
Lilly rose?
Tszune: hanie?
Girls: let’s play pin the tail on the turkey!
All: WHAT!
Haine all we need is a turkey and a pin
Gan ning: haine I thought we eat the turkey and can I take this off?
Haine: we play with turkey and eat it and no you can’t take off your shirt!
Liu bei: okay zhang fei dress up as a turkey.
Zhange fei: what first im stuck second why me?
As zhange fei dress up as a turkey he was hung up
Xing cai: now beat up piñata boy!
As they hit zhange fei he was in pain then guan yu came hit him hard then zhange fei fell on the floor
Zhange fei: ow…
Guan yu: now karaoke.
Then everyone sat the first one was cao pi he sang too sexy…(don’t ask)
Cao pi: im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for this world too sexy it hurts..
Zhen ji was happy but everyone didn’t
So the song ended liu bei was disgusted what he heard then it was wei yan’s turn singing falling in love with you.
Wei yan :me…can’t…help…it..but…fools..like..you…and…me…can’t.help..it..fall..in..love..with…you..
As he kept singing everyone was confused what he’s saying liu bei don’t either then it was cao cao, cao ren and dian wei singing y.m.c.a
Cao cao: nutmeg I was walking the sun I said
Cao ren: I was..
Dian wei: something- something
Cao ren: it’s fun at the
Trio: YMCA ITâ€S FUN AT THE YMCAA
Wei knows cao cao don’t know the lyrics so they were embarrassed next was sun quan and sun ce singing soija boy crank tha.
Sun ce: oh soija boy crank oh
Sun quan: why you crank that soija oh
Sun ce: why you crank tha soija oh super man that oh.
Sun quan: superman that oh.
Both: soja boy why are you oh why you crank that soija oh super blast tha oh super blast tha oh oh -oh you..
Wu was kinda shocked that quan and ce raped their father keep telling himself.
Sun jian: kill me …
The next one was were are the champion by ma cho
Ma chao: we are the champion my friend and we keep on fighting till the end….we are the champion we are the champion but gone is the loser cause we are the champion of the WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The glasses were breaking liu bei’s ear was hurting so guan ping threw a dirty under wear into ma chao’s mouth and ma chao cough and vomited to the bathroom the next one was ling tong singing don’t trust that pirate over ther.
Ling tong: don’t trust that new pirate over there spaying his essence in the air harassing girls like haine.
Gan ning: hey!
Haine: hey!
Ling tong keep singing mean things to gan ning.
Ling tong: so don’t trust that pirate over …threeeeeeeeeee.
Every one was in silent and look at gan ning gan ning wanted to kill ling tong for singing that song.
Gan ning: ling tong get your sissy @#@ over her!
Ling tong: bye AHH!
As they run gan ning grabbed his sword and swoosh it around ling tong.
Haine: oh brother ning ling-ling….
Guan ping: uhh wow that’s kind of funny….
Now the next karoke is guan ping and sun pan..
Guan ping: what I like about you..
Sun pan: you hold me tight hmmm
Guan ping: tell me cause im coming over tonight yeah
Both: keep on whispering in my ear
Sun pan: cause it’ true
Guan ping: like about you.
Both yeah-yeah..
As the song continues everyone said that’s a cute couple quan disagree on that then the song ended.
Guan yu: now hungry!
Everyone was hungry from that singing gan ning was soo tried he wanted to beat up liu bei brother for chasing ling tong.
Gan ning: man im starving..
Yur ying: me too
Pang tong’s food came.
Liu bei: wow pang tong this is good what is it?
Pang tong: well raccoon chicken and horse old grandma’s recipe.
Liu bei: oh god bleah!
Guan you: agh! Sick
Lilly: pang tong yuck im going to get you after this!
Pang tong: care ful
Then he vanished wei was cracking up..
Sima yi: well zhuge Liang you have a terrible cook maharaja.
Xiahou dun’s food.
Cao cao: well dun what have you gotten us?
Xiahou dun: turkey.
Xiahou Yuan: brother it’s alive
Xiahou dun:: I know ill show them how to cook a turkey in the old xiahou way.
Cao pi: no not the xiahou way.
Shu and wu: huh?
Cao cao: you don’t want to know + you won’t go to sleep.
Xiahou okay first we took all the turkey’s feathers then we chop off it’s neck before we bake it well do the head.
Blood came out it went toward da qiao dress.
Da qiao: AHH MY DRESS!
Xiahou dun: well take out the eyes cut off the beck then well take off this thing on it’s head.
Lu xun: (vomits)
Sun quan: (raised his eyebrows up)
Cao pi: covering up his face.
Lu meng: uhh..
Tszune: oh ew..
Lilly: YUN! Why turkey?
Zhao yun: sorry but it’s thanks- OH MY GOD HE ATE THE TUKEYâ€S EYE~!
Lilly: (fainted).
Haine: uhh yuck! axel hey don’t eat that! sora stop humping Kari! roxas sit! And- eww..
Gan ning: that’s nasty come here Kari.
Xiahou then I take all the bones but steroids in it..
Ling tong: steroids?
Xiahou dun: it makes you big.
Shang xiang: that explains why Zhou tai that tall.
Zhou tai: I uhhh..
Tszune: (laughs)
Xiahou dun then I put stuffing meat in it then mashed potatoes’ from mom put it in the bash it now everyone dig in.
Everyone didn’t touch it they stared and raised their eyebrow at the turkey and dun.
Taishi chi: good thing im a vegetarian..
Ling tong: haha
Xiahou dun: you want salad no how about my ieg in you@# salad.
All:ohm
Tashi chi: how about I’ll take these weapons and shove it up your butt all away to heaven.
Sun jian: calm down chi.
Kei’s sister food.
Ling tong: man I hope haine’s food is good
Sun quan: mother let the sister’s make the best meal in history.
Shang xiang: quan mother’s died for time now
Sun quan: it’s your fault she died when you came out she had her last breath to take care of you and I promise not to kill you grr
Shang xiang : why me!!!
Sun ce: be quiet quan you’ll get punishment Shang xiang calm down.
Haine: okay here’s food four you guys.
All: ohh that’s good..
They all ate crazy gan ning ate too crazy then they were full.
Gan ning: woo now that’s good
Ling tong: wow somebody even lazier than I am.
Xiao qiao: we had turkey better than dun’s pie sweet potatoes stuffing and chicken.
Liu bei now the last one.
Zhange fei: what brother?
Guan u: you mean
Both: yes!!
All: huh?
Shang xiang: boo-boo? what is it?
Zhange fei: (snickers) boo-boo?
Liu bei: hey anyway!
Liu bei: zhange fei?
As zhange fei break dances he fell and smashed the expensive glass table
Liu bei: ZHANGE FEI YOU OWE ME $50,0000
Zhange fei: WHAT!?
All: (laugh)
As liu bei did the final huang zhong was in charge of fireworks and guan ping does the slow dance and music.
Sun pan: it’s beautiful..
Shang xiang: yep.
Liu bei: may I dance with you Shang xiang?
Shang xiang: yes my bei -bei
Guan ping: c-can I have this dance pan?
Sun pan: okay!
As the couples dance everyone did too ling tong taishi chi s wei yan and huang zhong was alone so they dance with each other it was over everyone was shocked at dun’s turkey wu went home so did wei so liu bei took a nap and find his glass table in his bed glasses was on his back so he went to the doctor in pain.
Christmas in wei (last chap. For prt3)
Thanks giving and sun ce’s party has passed and cao cao was thinking to have a party on his own so he called his troops.
Cao pi: what is it father?
Cao cao: we are going to have a Christmas party.
Xu zhu: yay were having a party!
Xu huang : really well I’ll get grandma’s famous fruitcake.
Zhen ji: eww no one likes fruitcake except xu zhu you know how he eats..
Zhange he: sai im mean rose what do you think?
Sai/rose: well I guess it can be fun let’s do it.
Cao cao: okay sima yi cao ren zhange he in charge of food, zhen ji clean sai decorate, me cao pi well hunt for ducks, xu zhu xu huang beverages and Yuan and dun watch xu zhu you know how he eats.
Everyone went where their suppose to do in the store sima yi cao ren and zhange he are getting supplies for food.
Cao ren: I can’t reach the candy..
Sima yi: what’s wrong can’t reach it zhange he chocolate too heavy mwhaa.
As they got the foods the price was..
Shopkeeper; that will be$ 70,000000000 dollars.
Sima yi: WHAT!!?
Sima yi knows it cost too much he grabbed all of his saving’s for his son’s collage and paid the food
Sima yi: sorry Zhao you’ll get into collage next time..
In the forest cao pi doesn’t know how to hunt ducks so his father is teaching him.
Cao cao: so son were going to get a duck.
Cao pi: father I really don’t want to kill a duck
Cao cao: it’s Christmas boy you’re getting one and that’s final!
Cao pi: hey it’s a red robin.
Cao cao: BOOM! Now we’ll have robin’s for dinner.
Cao pi: father why did you do that?
Cao cao: oh a blue bird BOOM! Next!
Cao pi: a deer?
Cao cao: hmm I need a new rug so BOOM! Bambi dead and gone..
Cap pi: ferrets and raccoons?
Cao cao: hmm I need an lunch so BOOM! BOOM!
Cao pi: DAD! STOP KILLING ANIMALS YOU KNOW SOMEDAY A RABID SQUIRRELS WILL BIT YOU IN THE BUTT!
Cao cao: whatever oh a owl BOOM!
Cao pi: geeze..
In we rose was decorating Zhen ji was cleaning every thing.
Zhen ji: ow my arm why won’t you do it sai?
Sai/rose: because im doing decorating zhen ji..
Zhen ji: gah!
As everyone came back caocao got 15 ducks 12 falmingos 13 robins and 20