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Pumpkins are living things too..

-looks to see if you still have sword- I didn't do anything wrong..

1: um..
2: -same as 1-
3: -hugs back- ur welcome
4: -flees-

One: ...
2:...
3: Me and Moshi agreed that your mom was acting like a b!tch so we were going to kidnap you.
4: THAT WAS MOSHI'S FAULT!

one: we know that
two: stop reading my conversations
3: We needed bait
4: Where the hell did you get that Idea?

Moshi locked him up in a cage in France wih a bag of peanuts.

No I don't.. If I do. then why did me and Moshi go kidnap Micheal?

I have no life...

same.. which is why I made a script like this 6 months ago.

Announcer: *off screen talking to a depressed family at church* tired of extremly depressing funerals?
Family: *nods*
Announcer: then take your dead family member to Slap Happy Funeral Home.. we do all the pleasures of keeping you entertained!
Dead man: *in coffin with clown makeup on their face*
Family: *laughing and dancing happily*
Announcer: here are some people who have experienced going to a Slap Happy Funeral
Great Aunt: i came to make sure my Brother was dead but then i realized that this funeral was actually entertaining..
Mother: My dad would have loved his funeral if he was still alive!
Announcer: so come to Slap Happy's Funeral..
Catch tune: We put the "fun" in funeral!
6 year old holding a ballon with face paint on her face eager and happy: i can't wait for my funeral!
Announcer: Slap Happy's Funeral home.. now doing baby showers.

As if being at Liam's funeral wasn't bad enough..

I write them every now and then, I wrote it yesterday.

Today, I went to Liam's funeral, my mom asked us to bring bottled water so we had something to drink, I put the water in my backpack which had my MP3 player, my phone, and my favorite book in it. When my mom asked me in the car on the way home for my phone I reached into my backpack.
The water had leaked, My MP3 player is destroyed, my phone is dead, my favorite book is ruined and you know what else?

My mom called me a dumb sh!t.

FML

Hi! did you read my FML on my page?

BBS just scored higher than Mario Wii in Japan! Awesome!

-Kisses- I love you....

he just gave it to Mogi-san...

epic L quote:

i'll give you the strawberry if you keep this a secret....

Been well. You?

Shawn's signing up for the track team in the Spring. Heh... NOTHING can keep that man down.

-Kisses back- That's good news. -Huggles-

-Hugs back- Good...

Not to mention I was wearing a spike belt today.