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Are you ****ing kidding me? Dude that game is ****ing delicious and easy as hell :'D or at least it is easy as hell for me.

**** yeah I got my team levelled all the way up <3 they were beautiful. It was amazing.

My sister wiped the game to make space for her Spyro game.

I cried.

You're welcome :3

FFX is awesome because it has Blitzball, Blitzball is beyond amazing D:

Your avatar is the sex @@

O: my hero

Batman is dead ;~;

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

Im freaking outtttt D:

Im freaking outtttt D:

..I died in KHV-R? 0.o when? I thought henever got around to my eath? D:

I know. It was killing me D:

I came back for you and ONLY you! Fuсk Mish and other bіtches whos names arent even important enough to remember (;

Well, I like pink. And rainbows.

And crossdressing. Any of that ringing a bell yet?

Holyshit NRA!

I'm so happy I could wet my pants. With jizz. :^D

yous a punk ***** ****** dawg! i **** beter lookin thigs dan u *****! i bet u was adoped 'o sum shiiit cauze u ugle az fuk! SUCK ****!

Dear nra,

This may be the last visitor message I ever manage to send you, it has been approximately 30 hours since the war began and it has gone from bad to worse to even worse. At first it was torture through music, songs that haunted my childhood and reminded me of past nightmares of freaky hair and boy bands that were too gay to be homosexual, then the progression to the horror that is the Disney artists. This enemy is smart, calculating even and she knows how to truly scare her victims.

I thought once I had completed the purification ritual that everything would be fine and I could go back to rocking out to my real music, but alas I should have known, any demon that is used to the scratching attempts at singing such as The Jonas Brothers and the HSM cast would be able to withstand any ritual to convert them back to good music. Once dead, she got back to her feet with an added desire for brains as well as the worse of the worse of the musical industry, blasting Girls Aloud she came for me and I ran.

I screamed wololo until I had no breath left to speak but still the zombie came after me. I couldn't convert her no matter how hard I tried. My weapons failed me, the god of metal and rock hung their heads in despair and weeped. I managed to find a place to hide and it is from here that I write this last message.

It is too late for me, already the tones of popcrap are flooding my mind ;~; it is too late for me

Goodbye...

Nra I need your help D: my sister turned into a zombie after I tried to purify her soul, now what do I do D:


p.s she keeps saying brains over and over and over and over like a monkey with a miniature cymbal

diego you HOOOGE ****** ):< ! Rape me 7 times plz then I'll come and claim your ass ;DDD

D: since I posted that message, she has moved on to Miley Cyrus ._.

Help me ;~;

My sister is blasting music of the should-have-died-and-stayed-in-the-last-decade variety

;~;

Too bad for you I'm a sadist ;D

*poke*

I wonder, do you squeak if you get poked?

O_o

o_O

*poke*