Aw, don't hate your life dude. Shoot me a PM any time if you need to talk through something.
Mostly being funny.
* I sprained my left thumb late last month (February).
* I injured my left foot the weekend after the weekend I sprained my left thumb.
* For the first two or three days after injuring my left foot, I hurt/was sore everywhere in my upper body for reasons I don't know. My back, my shoulders, my chest.
* Got a sore throat Monday and still have it and this morning when I woke up, it really hurt to swallow from it getting dry because I didn't use it all night while sleeping. Nothing else has developed, so I'm guessing it's from the change in weather, but that's never been an issue before.
That's definitely a series of unfortunate events.
If it makes you feel any better, I ripped my pants at work today, and had to leave to buy a new pair :P