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excuse u butt get out

AAAAAAA YOUR SIGNATURE NOW I KNOW WHERE I RECOGNIZE IT FROM

i didn't know you lied ava's demon :B

lied ava's demon

i will pour the trash on your side of the bed this week

youre lying

only one way to find out

dont you dare >:C

c:

reports for abuse

reports for being a butt

reports for being a poopface

reports because i can

reports for 'mostly likely to get fired'

reports for "99% likely to be banned by husband"

reports for 'most likely to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation'

reports for resorting to personal attacks

reports for being the worst husband ever

reports for being the best wife ever

no that flattery thing wont work with me

i'm not flattering you, i'm just telling you how great you are. is that a crime

no it's actually law

law that i follow to a "t"

clever

have to be to be good enough for you, my queen

oh you're more than good enough, my king <3

your benevolence knows no bounds, my dear <3

it's only because i have you that i know what benevolence feels like

and it's only because i have you that i know what happiness means

d'aw <3

<3