Zomg

My dad put a bunch of presents under the tree D=

 

Your father is Santa Claus? O.O

 

Yupp. I'm taking over when I gain weight =D

 

You'll have to lose your six pack and start drink six packs of beer.

...and you'll need to grow a beard.

 

There's no presents under my Christmas Tree ; -;

 

You get coal this year, wee missy! :3

 

I can work with a beard but the six pack stays.

Because you have been a naughty little skank :3

 

But I've been a nice girl...
I hug the homeless.
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And you call yourself Santa >:

 

No, my dad is santa, and you are forgetting that I was in that bed with you after that party.

 

Sooooo, your dad was kissing me under the miseltoe?

 

No, that is one of the many imposters.

 

Curses!
...was that you, by any chance?
<_>

 

GX... Is your dad's name Ruckus?

 

No.

If that man was my father I'd shoot myself xD

 

Anyone else already get all their gifts?
:O

 

I opened one of them.

shhh...

 

Haha I won't tell...
^^; I remember when i used to do that, now I always just get them so far in advance :3

 

It wasn't worth it though, it was a book. :/

 

...

Im sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't hear over the sound of me sh!tting myself.​

 

LMAO
That was epic xD
"Every year my skin just gets blacker, and darker, and blacker, and darker" xD