Timon and Pumba

I'm watching Lion King 1 1/2, and it looks like Pumba and Timon made the Can Can before the Can Can was even the Can Can, and breakdancing before breakdancing was breakdancing.

Edit: Shenzi is right, Timon's suggestion does violate so many laws of nature. He should be put in jail for that many violations. My reaction to this:

 

What can can I say? Timon and Pumba are the Masters of Space and Time.

 

Timon is clearly a Time Lord. Pumba is his Tardis.

 

Timon is probably a Time L-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Wait, so Pumbaa is bigger on the inside than the outside and can travel through time?

 

I should think this part is obvious.

Yes. Yes he can.

 

Have you seen how much gas he makes? I'm sure he's bigger on the inside.

But it's true, Timon is most certainly ahead of his time

 

Upon reading the thread title I had the horrible realization that there's probably slash about these two guys.

AND SINCE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE MENTAL PICTURES, SO MUST YOU ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAmychildhood;.;HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

 

Oh look, a nice Lion King thread. Maybe after being portrayed as Pumba for the Voxli showing of it, I can see what nice, pleasant things there are to be said about this ridiculous duo.

...He-

Now hold on a-

...

 

You're taking this altogether too seriously.

 

ok, that made me laugh pretty hard


Edit: I was actually having trouble breathing a bit after laughing so hard