I'd switch with a hot lady. Obvious reasons. btw, I wanted to go with hot chick or babe but you guys manage to make a lame joke about it, so I'll just use lady instead.
I see your reasoning. You obviously want a man to plow your cameltoe. To each their own. That's your lifestyle and you live how you wanna live.
Gordon Brown, so I could like, do something useful for the country. For once. Oh, and get plastic surgery.
Not so fast sir, I am still able to create lame jokes with your statements. Please be wary of your third-degree burns.