Superman's bored

Superman is at a loose end one night an decides to ring a couple of friends to go out for a drink and go on the pull. So he rings Spiderman but he's too busy spinning webs.
Then he rings Batman.
"Sorry Superman me and Robin are washing the bat mobile tonite."
So he rings Ice Man.
"Sorry Superman I've got a load of icebergs to make tonight they're all melting at the north pole."

So he thinks --CENSORED-- this I'll go for a fly round the world to pass some time on. He's flying over some corn fields when he sees Wonder Woman laying stark naked in the field with her legs wide open. He think's --CENSORED-- me this is too good of an opportunity to pass so he flies down in supersonic mode and shags her then flies off before she knows who it was.

Wonder Women gets up and says "Who the --CENSORED-- was that ?"
The Invisible Man says "I dont know but my arse is killing me !"

 

lol was not expecting that

 

I lol'd@dat. Didn't see it coming. xD​

 

lol nice one

 

Old *eyeroll*

 

lol That was so unexpected.