Stardust and Makaze

Stardust: I loved you. I really did. But you always gave Sabby much more attention than I ever got. How dare you betray me like this? I thought we had something special.

Makaze: You abandoned LARiA for Sforzato. How her heart weeps river upon river of grief.

And so, we two, LARiA and Plums, Plums and LARiA, have decided that in a last ditch effort to win you both back, we shall do the unspeakable.

PlumsxLARiA (PlARiAm) has been born.

 

I weep tears of grief, it is true. This shall be a day of feasting, a day of remembrance...

 

What? I am going to say this again: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

Have I not tried to shake Sforzato off? Okay, maybe not. But I have hinted at expecting that ship to fall. Nothing so negative about this one has come up.

 

Plums, my love. My heart is aching, it is trembling. I reach, I call for you...

Where do you live? I shall search near and far for you... <3

 

I thought call-out threads where against the rules.....

 

But, dear Lili... If you do that, I'll be hunting for you high and low. High and low.

 

Oh LARiA, how you arouse me so.

I live in the North; New York State to be precise. <3

 

How does this qualify as a callout thread? Hm?

 

Not really.......

 

I shall purchase a flight ticket pronto! Oh, do speak more words of poetry, please, let your words flow into my barren heart, fill it with your love.

 

I will take refuge in the hope that your love is not a sliding bar, and that you might love us both with equal passion, or at least love myself when you are done with him.

 

To my LARiA <3

Never shall I forget that night.
I was a body,
thinking of my LARiA,
I shall always remember her smile.

Never shall I forget that night.
Where is she?
I broke the horizon to find her.
We had never understood one another so clearly.

Never shall I forget that night.
We were masters of nature,
given to an audience of dying men.
A lover gazed back at me,
and I had only the joyful tears.

 

I just farted.

 

...My god what have I done.

 

I will call that and raise you forty.

LARiA, tell me truly; is this not infatuation? What does he have that I do not? How fickle is your heart that you would leave me so? Granted, I have not offered you anything, but I have been a source of enjoyment up to now, haven't I?

 

B|

LARiA, come to me. The room without your embrace is so cold.

 

You are cruel, a heartless monster. No one will ever love you. You offer nothing, and if anything, will take away what ever little that I do have. My heart belongs to Plums, my true love. He offers me a whole world, a whole new beginning.

You offer nothing.

 

My heart breaks to hear it, and from you of all. Oh, it rakes in my heart... In my black heart.

 

Good thing I called the police to round up hookers, and the ambulance for the trip to the asylum.

 

I'm crashing at your place tonight then.