So...men

Would you date a stripper?

...and no, this isn't advertising, I see that joke coming.

 

No . My women stay in the kitchen like the good girls they are.

 

Yes .​

 

Would I still have to pay her?

 

^ This ^

 

No .

 

If T-Pain can do it, we all can.


So long as we buy her a drank first.

 

Yes and no. Im not going to elaborate.

 

:3 .

 

Quite old.

 

When did we bring your mom into this thread?

 

Ohohoho...





...you're so predictable.

 

Your mom jokes are also quite old.
Buy a new joke book.

 

So you guys wanna hear a joke?




...women's rights

 

You can't beat the classics.

Because they're always wrong.

 

Can I jump in here?
Insulting someone's comeback, does not count as a comeback.​

 

I think I would be the stripper in my many relationships with women. Its not even my job. As I walk down the street hundreds of women at a time are always staring at me ravenously. Some of them walk up and talk to me asking "how much?," but I never need their money. Often times I blow them off leaving them standing there crestfallen as I walk away (with them hoping that they too can do the same -if you know what I mean). Finally, when I get tired of the constant pleas and cries, I give in -but only when I'm bored. After we're done, they pay me anyway.

I don't know what it is about me...I don't know what's going on with these these women (and by women I mean Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Beyonce, Lucy Liu, Jessica Alba ...just to name a few, the actual list is endless).

It is a terrible curse. But I must bear it.

 

ITT: Delusions & fossilized humor.

Fuck strippers. No class, no personality. I dig them tomboys & bookworms, they know where it's at. Yeahhhh baby. Even worse about strippers, no meat on 'em. I like my girls healthy. Not portly per se, just plump enough they got an ass to smack, kna'mean? I need me 'dat hourglass, mmmyeah.