Scottish Tooth Extraction

A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth
extraction. "£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. "£85!!!
Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £5 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
price could drop to £40"
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5,
but it's going to be very traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

 

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that's going to be one pissed off wife