Random Email messages....

One of my older sisters sends the most stupid messages that she can find to all her contacts.....here is an example.......

Email:

Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Mexican were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in
my hand." The Mexican felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Mexican finally said..., "Ay, Dios Mio, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."


LOVE THOSE MEXICANS!!!!


Another one....:

President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics.

He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."