OK! I'll talk!

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

how honest of you O.o

 

Ahh, too truthful, Kitty.

 

U wHORA MAH BRoTHER WAs IN TAht MOVEI THE8r!!!!!! 111 ​

 

........ |: wow

 

This reminds me of that movie "The Goonies."

 

Mmmhmm. Now how does this make you feel?

 

I KNEW I had heard this somewhere before ._.

Thank you for reminding me :3

*goes to watch*

 

Glad to know some folk are aware of such a fab movie. :3

 

OH

MUH

GUH

Someone has to do the Truffle Shuffle :3

 

G O O N I E S


I ****ing love that film


<3​

 

I nominate lithy"

 

-Rolling on the floor laughing- I'm sOOOOO gonna try that, Dude!

 

*has a flashback*

Me: So, how was the movie?
Daron: Good, but the ending sucked so bad.
Me: I know, it was freakin' overdramatic lolol
Daron: DUDE WATCH OU-
*I look up*

WHAT THE **** OMG WHAT **** OMG **** HOLY **** WTF OMG WTF WHAT THE **** IS THIS **** OMG OMG *cries*

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So it was you...

 

*had inspiration to post here...*

Aye Split, it was I. That's what you get for insulting my surname!

 

OMG KITTY YOUR AWESOME ;3;

Heeeeeeeey yooou guuuuuuuuys!

 

LOL you made fake puke?! ROFL!!! Good prank! If that was a prank... *Cracks up laughing*

 

Did you believe all that? xD If so, did you believe Kitty really went to fat camp? XD

 

I really should go back, but i dunno if anywhere would accept me. :P

I am an eight cow woman after all.

 

O.O BAHHAHAHHHA! Wow >.<
Bravo!