nyuu! D:

So I went for a chinese tonight, and on the way out of the restraunt one of the waitresses hands me a fortune cookie.

I almost forget to read the message inside but my brother reminds me so Im like la la la expecting to read some kind of average message.


"The end is near."


Bricks were shat.

 

It was because of the food, not the fortune.

 

I got one yesterday, but it said, "Will you marry me?"

 

I got one the other day and it said "That wasn't chicken."

 

I got one a week ago that said, "Your personal life will change for the better next month."

Then one of my friends wrote "in bed" at the end.

 

I KNEW finding worms in my noodles was a bad sign. D:

 

I see a benefit out of this, I won't have to spend £30 on trains.

 

You're still invited to my funeral, sorry. :'D

 

Rats, foiled again

 

Apocalypse

Johan is near.8D

 

At least yours didn't say "Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle". That would've been worse.

 

And frog eggs in your egg rolls.

 

I got one that said "Eating is delicious"

Damn marketing ploys >_>

 

Oh hohoho... I see what you did there.

._.

Just no. You shouldn't even try.