My father...

My father...was a baker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, cooking. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

 

and... why so serious

 

Ok ._.

I am hugely and seriously worried about the fact that I read the title and my mind automatically went who art in heaven even though it doesn't even go like that D:


**** man ._. religion is getting to me

 

My mother...was afraid...and a fiend

And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.

 

My father...was pedophile...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, posting CP. Mommy tells him to have a seat right there to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

 

Best thread i've seen for a while on /b/

 

My father...was a virgin...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he faps off crazier than usual. Mommy disconnects the internet to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

 

I find myself immensely amused, and waiting to see what comes up next.

 

Saw this **** on /b/ like 4 hours ago

My father...was a /b/-tard...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, raiding all the other boards. Mommy blocked the site to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

 

I was about to say that.

 

But why is it still stickied? What are the mods thinking?