my brother better stay on my good side. Apparently he's allergic to grass and breaks into hives(how is he related to me? I'm not allergic to anything). So if he gets on my nerves, I'm going to be sure to keep a handful of grass somewhere and just rub it on him and see what happens. He will regret every annoying me ever again.
He is related to you because your parents loved eachother very much, and they decided to show they loved eachother by having another son.
yeah do that, he'll go into epileptic shock and possibly DIE but that'll teach him! It's not very nice to exploit ones Achilles's Heel.
Oh yeah brah. Making your bro have a srs allergic reaction that could kill him is teh bestest idea ever. You should totes do it - him dying or something else will teach him. lol, silly you.
oh don't worry, it won't be anything serious. Besides, he goes outside often enough no one will know it's me. And it's not like he's going to swallow it
