Funny story...

[highlight]So what about this uncle's GF's daughter?[/highlight]​

 

Someone stop this thread in the name incestuous love.

 

She's coming back from Singapore this Friday. Not enough time to get to know her. When I take a girl to bed, I do it properly. It's always at least three dates before our first kiss, and then no less than a full year of going steady before going all the way. And I've got less than two weeks here. We may go on a few dates, but that's about it.

 

...I think those are enough for you, I'll drink the rest.

 

... Are you suggesting you have ever actually taken a girl to bed?

 

I thought that as well, but then i laughed. xD

 

I have a feeling that you have no room to talk.

 

Did I say I did?

Honestly I don't consider myself old enough to have done so yet, anyway.

 

Silly girlish boy, there's no such thing as too young.


EDIT: Btw, this story is not funny, it's kind of sick.

 

Girls I know would say otherwise.

Well, some would, anyway.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

 

Oh yeah I remember that... and that kids, is the lesson of the day. If you eat all your food, you will have a strong enough sperm to make babies at 12.

 

The kid's voice hadn't even changed yet, lol

 

Actually, did you hear that Spaz and I are married with two lovely children?




Na, but seriously, just drop this Keyblade Spirit. I feel like my IQ dropped after reading through this thread.

 

I agree with this completly

 

Yes. Yes I am. And I was a perfect gentleman about it. They rather enjoy the whole "self restraint" thing.

I only made this thread to tell about how it all turned out. Dinner was not awkward by the way.
Anyway, although I would prefer otherwise, this thread can be locked.

 

Let's just drink mate =]

 

Are you coming on to me?
Are you some kind of predator, scouring the chat rooms for prey, sexual prey?
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LALALAIMNOTLISTENINGTOTHECREEPYPERVERTLALALA

 

Male or female? You never specified.

 

Female of course. What kind of idiot do you think I am? I may be an idiot, but I'm pretty sure I can tell the difference. Of course, from a philosophical point of view, I might not know. In fact, I might know nothing, and you, despite having been led to believe otherwise, might not even exist. For all I know, this whole world is naught but the figment of the vast reaches of my own imagination which is so complex that even I have problems figuring it out due it's massive amount of people who I don't even know I created. And at the center of this giant hallucination that I have created is the omniscient presence who I call God. This God controls the world, nay, the universe which my mind has created whilst I frolic in perfect ignorance. UNTIL NOW. It is time me to take control of this long dream and become the ruler that I am destined to be. Kittenfang, for bringing me to this realization, you will be the one to rule by my side after my takeover of my own universe. How will I do this? Easy. I will simply create another universe without a god. God, being the benevolent being of pure energy that I crafted him to be will without fail go to rule that universe, leaving me to take my rightful place as this universe's ruler.