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  1. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Today my girlfriend dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said, "You were the other guy." FML.
     
    Scott Pilgrim, Apr 13, 2009
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  2. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    what does that even mean

    bitches be crazy
     
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  3. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    I'M ASKING YOU ! a
     
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  4. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    oh lol, she cheated on her boyfriend with you and is dumping you. That's classic.
     
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  5. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I hate women now. I went out with some friends last weekend. Friends who used to do all-weekenders with ease and elegance. However their spouses put up a sickeningly decent act and they went home at 3 AM. 3 fucking AM. On a Friday night. Is that even allowed?
     
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  6. Noise For Love and Justice

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    there once was a man from nantucket...


    fml
     
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  7. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    lol schizophrenia
     
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  8. Mish smiley day!

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    Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
    #950316 (74) - 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm by blaise - money - I agree, your life is f***ed (11545) - you deserved that one (618)

    oh hi, 'blaise'.
     
    Mish, Apr 13, 2009
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  9. Mielé Banned

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    Today I found out my ex broke up with me over someone else. :D
     
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  10. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Hey guys. I was an accident.
     
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  11. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Today I found out my Girlfriend was cheating on me. But it's okay, she broke up with the other guy, cause she likes me so much.

    MLTML.
     
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  12. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    You're dumb.
     
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  13. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    willandalwayswillbebestsiteever.​
     
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  14. Krowley Moderator

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    Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
     
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