Excuse me...

RAPETRAIN HAS NO BRAAAAKKKEEEEESSSSSSSS c:

 

Oh god. Not again.

 

:| a

 

Whatever. I'm gonna go order Chinese food.
End Season 3 of KHV

 

Are these the type of games you play with your cousin?

 

I'm so frickin' confused right now.

 

No. Not in the least. We decided that the most that will happen is if she comes to America for her last year in high school she'll go to my prom for the sole purpose of making my friends jealous and then laughing at their reactions when I reveal that she's actually my cousin. We've got a script for a BF/GF routine worked out too. Hilarity will ensue.

 

So...now instead of one-sided incest, it's reciprocal?

 

sounds like an over complicated way of saying "i couldnt find a date"

 

Actually it's fake dating for the sole purpose of lolzing our heads off at my friends. The routine starts the week before prom when my Grandma picks me up and she just happens to be in the car from being picked up shortly earlier from her school.
Me: *Gets her to come out of the car*
Myself: *Down on one knee*
I: Sofie, will you go to my prom with me? Please say yes, I know we are meant to be!
Sofie: Why...*Intentional blush*...AJ...of course I will!
*I then pick her up and twirl her around like they do in the movies*
*Hug*

Then comes prom, which has much too long a script to type out right now.

@Vivi: No, she will be my date to the prom. It just won't be a romantic date like most of them. Kind of like how there's always the one kid who ends up bringing his mom as his date.

 

I'm afraid playing the relative card yourself is hardly a boastful comment or one you want spread around either way.

 

Except...that never happens.

 

Which will make it all the funnier if it's believed. Despite my going to a private school, my friends have a greater magnitude of idiocy than I do. So again, lolz will be had come next prom.

 

I took my friend's sister's pillow to mine.

 

The story of KS's life.

 

Did you enjoy the smell of her strawb'ry scented shampoo as you danced with it?

@Shizzy: Not so much "couldn't find a date" as "couldn't be bothered to go to the dance and therefore had no reason to find a date." But I decided that this year will different.

 

that comic made me lol

 

What does that have to do with anything?