Looking round the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the...room. (In the whole wide room). And when you're on the street, (depending on the street) I bet you are definitely in the top three good lookin' girls on the street. (Depending on the street). And when I saw you at my mate's place. I thought..."what is she doing...at my mate's place." How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this? Good one, Dave. (Ooh, you're a legend, Dave). I asked Dave if he's going to move on you. He's not sure. I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind. But I can tell he kind of minds. But I'm going to do it anyway. I see you standing all alone by the stereo. I dim the lights down to very low, here we go You're so beautiful. You could be a waitress. You're so beautiful. You could be an air hostess in the 60s. You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model. But then I seal the deal, I do my moves. I do my dance moves. It's 12 o 2, just me and you. And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor. I draw you near, lets get out of here. Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kobab. I can't believe I'm sharing a kabob with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob. Oh, why don't we leave? Lets go to my house. We can feel each other up on the couch. Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow. Cause you're so beautiful... Like a tree...Or a high class prostitute. You're so beautiful. You could be a part time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. A part time model. Spend part of your time modeling. And part of your time next to me... (And the rest of the time you'd be doing your normal job)
