Our time together as friends as been the best time of my life. You make me laugh, make me cry, and make me feel alive. I will forever cherish our time together as friends, but I-*gulps*-I want to take "us" to the next step. Kelly, I love you! I always have since our pretend children! I can't help it! You're beautiful, funny, and so sweet in a 'i'll kill you bish' kinda way. And I love it with all my heart. <3 My love, for you I would eat one hundred cheeseburgers, though I absolutely hate them. There won't be a love triangle in this relationship, because the only person I love is you! You make me so nervous when I talk to you, I stammer and sometimes I go poopsies. You are more beautiful than fifty french maids combined (their looks, not actual bodies ew) and you are more mysterious than the higgs boson! So Kellu, the only thing that remains is... is...! Will you marry me? <3
