Christmas Carol Time!

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, comet and cupid and Donner and Blitzen

But do you recall the most famous reindeer of allllll

 

Ammy the Rednose Wolfie- *shot*

 

HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE (like a lightbulb)
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT (saw it)
YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWED (like a flashlight)

ALL OF THE OTHER WOLFIES (wolfies)
USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HER NAMES (like Monopoly)
THEY WOULDN'T LETT POOT AMMY (Ammy)
JOIN IN ALL THE WOLFIE GAMES (like George Washington)

THEN ONE FOGGY WINTER SOLSTICE EVE
JESUS CAME TO SAY (ohoho)
AMMY WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT
WON'T YOU GO FIND THE SUN TONIGHT?

THEN ALL THE WOLFIES LOVED HER (loved her)
AND THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE (yippee)
AMMY THE RED NOSED WOLFIE (wolfie)
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY (like Michael Jackson)
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY (like Rudolf)
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

Of course I do. He's the most famous reindeer.

I fail to see how Monopoly is a bad name.
/dailyselfegoboost

 

I actually got this.

 

You know Hitler and Himmler and Goering and Goebbels
Claus von Stauffenberg and Erwin Rommel
But do you recall, the least famous Nazi of all?

Rudolf (Hess) the Large-cheeked Nazi
Had extremely bag-like cheeks
And if the Nazis saw him
They would even name him "freak"

All of the other Nazis
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
Join in any wartime games

Then one foggy Beer Hall Putsch
Hitler came to say:
"Rudolf with your cheeks so large,
Deputy, won't you be in charge?"

Then all the Nazis loved him
As they shouted out in glee
"Rudolf the Large-Cheeked Nazi,
You'll be disliked in history!
You'll be disliked in history!"

 

This. Right here. Is pure. Win.

 

I lol'd more than I should have.