Blonde = Smart!

A blonde girl is fed up with being treated as though she is stupid by everyone around her and so one day she decides enough is enough. She dyes her hair brown, packs in her job and moves to the country to start a new life where no-one knows her. Her new life gets off to a good start with a good job and nice house in the country where she goes for long walks every day.

One day she is on one of her walks and finds herself walking past a field full of sheep where she sees a farmer leaning against the fence and decides to prove to herself and this stranger that she is not a "dumb blonde". She walks straight up to the farmer and says to him, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in that field can I have one?", the farmer looks at her then looks at the field full with clumps of sheep and figures it can't hurt, "sure, go ahead." he replies.

The woman turns to the field, closes her eyes and takes a breath then opens her eyes again quickly and scans the field. She then turns to the farmer and says, "393". The farmer is astonished and blinks in disbelief not knowing how she could come up with the exact number of sheep so quickly but being an honest man he turns to the woman and says to her, "I can't believe you got that right but a deals a deal, you can go into the field and take whichever sheep you want".

The woman makes her selection and walks out of the field and toward the farmer with a broad grin on her face and a satisfied sense of achievement at her win. Just as she is passing the farmer he calls out to her and says, "mind if I try a wager now?", the woman thinks it over and replies confidently, "fine, a wager about what?". "Well...", the farmer says, "...if I can guess what your real hair colour is can I have my dog back?"