Whenever mind does that, I always say it with it, it has become habit now. ...I'll just be in the ******ed corner.
Sometimes it scares me and I start cursing and the whole neighborhood hears me. In my friend's computer, we have replaced the normal sound you hear when you put a USB device with the sound avast does when it detects a virus ("Warning! A virus has been detected"). Nice way to scare the sh*t out of people, making them think they got a virus. *put usb device* "Warning! A virus has been detected" -"What the f*ck man! You got a virus in your flash drive!" -"Me? Oh sh*t!" -"Better cleanup your pc. I'd do a disk format if I were you to be sure that it'll get deleted." -"You're right. Probably I have lots of viruses in my pc. I'll do a disk format."