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  1. Barakon-King Traverse Town Homebody

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    Joey laughed and patted him on the back giving him his school ID. He then looked at his watch 6:27. "Oh man I gotta get to Arithmetic or the proffesor's gonna freak. What do you say we meet up at the library at Period Break?" He said moving from foot to foot.
     
  2. BlazBlue Calamity King's Apprentice

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    "Sure" he said drinking his juice "i gotta remember my where my class is"
     
  3. Barakon-King Traverse Town Homebody

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    "Okay here." He said giving him a map of the campus. "Alright I'll see you at 4th hour then." He said running into the main hall and bursting into the Arithmetic class.

    "Nice of you to join us Joey and in the nick of time as I was just starting." He said pointing Joey out in front of the rest. "Now then Pi is the equivalent of infinity but we proffesor adress it as 3.14 now if you plan to-"

    Joey simply took his seat bribing someone to take notes for him as he plugged the earphones of his MP3 player in and sat back.
     
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    Zack headed off to his first class trying not to be late "Computer science..." he said looking round for his class
     
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    Kristen slipped into Biology just as the bell rang. She picked a seat in the second row and grabbed a note book to take notes with.
     
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    Alli awoke with a start. She glanced at her alarm clock.

    "Dammit! I think I missed something this morning..." Then, a wave a naseau hit her. She ran to the bathroom and threw up in the toilet.

    "Why do I heave the morning after?" she asked herself in disgust.
     
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    Kristen struggled to pay attention as the teacher launched into a particularly long and boring lecture.
     
  8. Barakon-King Traverse Town Homebody

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    Joey scrolled to through the songs on his ipod stopping on Sublime-Date Rape.

    Let me tell you about a girl I know,
    Had a drink about an hour ago.
    Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.

    She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
    And saw a man shed never seen before.
    Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
    Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
    And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
    my brand new car is parked right outside. howd ya like to go for a ride?
    And she said.wait a minute I have to think.
    He said, thats fine. may I please buy you a drink
    One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
    And they drove away someplace real far.

    Now babe the time has come.
    Howd ya like to have a little fun?
    And she said. if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.

    Thats when things got out of control.
    She didnt want to, he had his way.
    She said, lets go
    He said, no way!
    Come on babe its your lucky day.
    Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
    Come on baby dont be afraid,
    If it wasnt for date rape Id never get laid.

    He finished up and he started the car
    He turned around and drove back to the bar.
    He said.now baby dont be sad, in my opinion you werent half-bad.
    She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
    Come on party people wont you listen to me.
    Date rape stylie.

    The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
    Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guys ass to court.
    Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, she lies that little ****!
    The judge knew that he was full of **** and he gave him 25 years
    And now his heart is filled with tears.

    That night in jail it was getting late.
    He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
    But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

    Thats when things got out of control.
    The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
    But thats the way it had to be.
    They locked him up and threw away the key.
    Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
    Even though he now takes it in the behi-
    The song was cut short by the sound of the bell ringing signaling the end of the first class. "About time." Joey said as he left the class planning to use his free 5 minutes to get a candy bar.
     
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    Finally the class was dismissed and Kristen made a small sigh of relief. She picked up her backpack and walked out of the classroom.
     
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    Joey walked out of the Arithmetic classroom looking at some papers and looked up to Kristen. "Hey. So how was your first class?" He said with a laugh.
     
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