animals rule!

*looks out window* they're walking to the door holding some cages...for cats, I think

 

*mouth full*
What cats?

 

*hears knocking* Hey! I wonder who that is! *walks over to the door*

 

*mouth still full*
*slow motion*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

 

*opens door* Hello- *gets pinned to the ground by police, some members from SWAT run in*

 

*sitting calmly*
*mouth no longer full*
Hello, how are you all today?

 

*post* .

 

*swat finds a bucket labeled "Kentucky Fried Cat" near dark*

...you just had to be eating the evidence...

 

Im glad I got rid of the little sign saying "copyright of ObsessedWithSora" on the bottom of those buckets.. :sweat:

 

What evidence?

 

*swat team arrests and cuffs me, Dark, and ObsessedWithSora, hears some police saying that it smells like a cat farm*

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I SWEAR! IT WAS THEM! THEY'RE THE ONES EATNG CATS! THERE'S MORE OF THEM IN THE OTHER ROOMS!

 

*Is being dragged away*

Nooo...noo...

remember kiddies, eat OWS' infamous Kentucky Fried Cat!

...

No....noo....

 

Go!
*presses button*

 

*comes out of dark corner* is it over???

 

*TV turns on showing that. swat alerts humane society that they found the cats.*

Y'know, this is all your fault...

*Oblivion gets arrested*

 

Hey gu-
WOAH!

What happened!?

It looks like a nuke just hit this place!

......

Oh wait, it did.

._.

 

*presses more buttons and more buildings blow up*
Whats the Humane Society gonna do now, BIATCH!?

 

*Dark gets tranquilized with rhino darts*

NOOOO! DARK!

*jojoj gets arrested*

 

*Screen turns off showing the TV*

I can't believe it.

we were on TV.